Will you still love me if I'm constipated

The senior management of Ji's company has panicked recently because the boss Ji Ling has a blister on the corner of his mouth recently.

People who don’t know guess that the company’s work pressure is high. After all, the company recently received a huge order not long ago. The customer’s requirements were all kinds of strange, and the plan was changed again and again. It is normal for the boss to be anxious.

Those who knew whispered that it was Boss Ji's little lover, He Yue, who didn't want to applaud him, and the boss got angry.

The subordinate reported the work well, Ji Ling signed it coldly, and the subordinate hurriedly slipped out of the office, not forgetting to close the door gently.

As soon as the door was closed, Ji Ling's serious expression immediately changed, and he took out his mobile phone to call He Yue: "He..."

On the other end of the phone, he guessed what he was thinking in his heart, and resolutely refused: "No."

Ji Ling was furious: "...What do you mean! Why didn't you applaud me! Do you have another dog outside!"

He Yue said indifferently: "..."

He Yue who hung up the phone entered the gastroenterology department.

He's been... constipated lately.

It was about a week ago that the two of them were too promiscuous, and the air conditioner was turned on when they applauded. He has a constitution that would cause diarrhea when he catches a cold, but now...it has mutated into...constipation.

When Ji Ling stabbed him during the applause three days ago, he felt something was wrong, subconsciously tightened his grip, and then...then the next day's interview was cancelled.

He Yue, whose interview was cancelled, was depressed all day. Ji Ling knew that his work was delayed, and tried his best to make him happy. At night, He Yue's face finally improved, and Ji Ling brazenly asked for applause. He Yue kicked him. Ji Ling kicked off the bed, grabbed the bath towel that Ji Ling took off and threw on the floor, and ran into the bathroom, no matter how much Ji Ling coaxed him, he refused to come out.

Ji Ling thought why the more he played his temper, he couldn't bear to coax him, so he just dealt with him coldly.

But He Yue just suddenly felt...

He's mentally innocent, just physically honest.

Depressed, He Yue squatted on the toilet for a long time without coming out.

This damn constipation!

In order to prevent such embarrassing things from happening in the future, He Yue moved from the bedroom where the two had slept together for a year to the next room.

It was only three days.

On the first night, Ji Ling opened the lock with a key and wanted to applaud forcibly, but He Yue slapped him out.

The next night, He Yue changed the lock, but Ji Ling directly hammered the door open with a hammer. He broke into the door and asked for applause, but He Yue covered him with a net bag and tied him up with a rope all night.

On the third night, He Yue blocked the doors and windows with cabinets, and Ji Ling scratched at the door for half the night, and his subordinates scratched for the rest of the night.

Ji Ling said at the door: "You are no longer the little shou in my mind."

Which little shou would block Xiao Gong at the door and not let him in?

He Yue said in the room: "You are no longer the little Gong in my mind."

Which Xiao Gong would ask for applause when Xiao Shou was constipated?

The doctor who saw He Yue prescribed some medicine to help smooth the stomach, and asked him to drink more hot water.

God damn drink more hot water.

He Yue walked into the underground garage of the hospital sullenly, where the bodyguards were still waiting for him.

His assistant said: "Do you want to tell Boss Ji about this?"

He Yue took off his mask, revealing his handsome face, but soon buried his head in his palm, and said in a muffled voice, "It's too embarrassing, don't."

The assistant handed him a bottle of water and said sympathetically, "Do you still have to go to the afternoon interview?"

"what type is it?"

"Martial arts."

As soon as the assistant said it, the two fell silent at the same time.

He Yue debuted as a singer.

A year ago, he was an [-]th-tier starlet. Basically, he has been a foil for every martial arts film. Basically, he will die after being hit by the protagonist or supporting actor a few times, but since he took a The big IP became the protagonist, relying on a set of smooth and smooth fighting scenes that don't need a substitute at all, as well as being very good at playing from all angles, his appearance is perfect, it was on the hot search, and it became popular instantly.

Various film appointments continued, as long as it was a martial arts film, he extended an olive branch to him. After all, he would not need to find a stand-in for fight scenes, which happened to save this part of the money.

A fan at a small site specially edited the fighting scenes of all the movies for him, and the bullet screens were all over the screen without exception:

【Husband A exploded!】

【Hematemesis is so beautiful! 】

[I want to see my husband cry! 】

Ji Ling was proud while watching the clip: I can only watch your husband's crying scene!Kokokoko...

He Yue understood that Ji Ling helped him with all of this, and that the fan who cut him playing was also arranged by Ji Ling.

He Yue said, "Is there any more normal scenes?"

The assistant said, "No."

He Yue said: "I just want to be a quiet and handsome man."

The assistant said, "You are dreaming."

He Yue fell into a very desperate situation. His current transformation is not very successful. The films he receives are basically martial arts films, and ordinary urban youths can't find him.

Moreover, the martial arts films he acted in are basically a chivalrous man without emotion (drama), or a vagabond, and in the end there are no CPs, not even men, not even women.

After all, everything is Ji Ling's fault.

The relationship between Ji Ling and He Yue is the common relationship between most of the entertainment circles' writers and shou.But the scene where the two of them meet for the first time is more exciting.

The author has something to say: Ji Ling: When did you get better from constipation?

He Yue: If you watch "Welcome to the Mirage", I will be fine.

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