Summer has mango, winter has you

On New Year's Eve, there was a lot of chaos in the Tao family. The eldest son, who has always been unrestrained and loves freedom, announced a news after the reunion banquet that almost made the elders faint. Not only did he really find a boyfriend, but even the other's parents met up.Facing the elders who were ashamed and hopeless, Tao Xiangming praised happily: "Our family, Ning Heng, is very smart, with an IQ one in a million, has won many international mathematics awards, and has many little fans."

The Spring Festival Gala on TV was showing sketches by established artists, and the audience laughed from time to time, while the atmosphere in Tao's house was as quiet as a chicken.Tao Xiangming's little cousin, Xiang Chuxia, bit the tip of her pen and broke the silence of the room: "I, I remembered! The photo of my cousin's boyfriend was also posted on Weibo! Cousin, cousin, after you signed it for me, Ask your boyfriend for one too~"

The aunt of the Xiang family saw her sister's expression of wanting to hit someone, and hurriedly brought her 10-year-old daughter back, and persuaded her: "It's better to meet each other to find out, sister, you can't engage in totalitarianism."

Tao Xiangming's little uncle also persuaded him, Xiang Yuexiang almost had a heart attack.Tao Xiangming used to come over to him when he was in junior high school and tell him he likes boys. The family held a small meeting to discuss this issue. They ended up beating and scolding. Tao Xiangming also inexplicably became an Internet celebrity game anchor in the process, earning more money than their elders.

From then on, they knew the consequences of Tao Xiangming's stubbornness, and they didn't mention the matter of persuading him to like girls. They only hoped that he could go home early and improve his studies. They couldn't just drop out of school because of their different sexual orientations, right?

After Tao Lesheng was born, Xiang Tao's family became more open-minded about the matter of building a foundation, and learned a lot of relevant knowledge. The focus began to shift to trying to prevent Tao Xiangming from finding a messy person to come back.

But who knows, the word "zuo" was tailor-made for Tao Xiangming.Today he can come to you and say that he likes boys, tomorrow he can secretly take care of the parents' house without even giving you time to prepare.Therefore, children are all debts from previous lives, and Xiang Yuexiang felt that she was probably a gambler with countless debts in her previous life.

Although the two babies she gave birth to are both sons, Xiang Yuexiang has the absolute right to speak in this small male-dominated family. She snorted coldly and said, "Don't be too busy talking for this kid. Husband , Tell me, did you already know about this?"

Cold sweat broke out on Tao Hao's back, and he thought that his every move could not be hidden from his wife's discernment, "Ahem, Xiang Ming told me about this before, but he hadn't caught up with anyone at that time. , I didn't care..."

As soon as Tao Hao finished speaking, his own sister, Tao Xiangming and his aunt immediately picked up, persuading him earnestly: "Yuexiang, the child has grown up and has his own ideas. Besides, he is studying outside now, and you don't want him to be angry in the future. Are you not even going home?"

"Auntie, you are so kind to me!" Tao Xiangming hit the snake on the stick, and immediately held his aunt's hand with a smile on his face, acting like a spoiled child.The aunt showed her face and kept smiling, "Oh, my good nephew!"

Xiang Yuexiang's throat choked, she understood completely.In this family, except for her own mother, everyone was obsessed with Tao Xiangming, and somehow this child was related to the elders, and he could attract everyone to support him by smiling and acting coquettishly.

The mother was very disappointed, so she could only reach out her hand to her son, and said kindly: "Show me the photo, can it be as good as you said?"

"Whoever sees will know!" Tao Xiangming not only wanted to show his mother, but also sent it to the family group for everyone to enjoy.It was originally an occasion for the family to complain while watching the Spring Festival Gala, but somehow it turned into a Ning Heng Appreciation Conference.

My aunt was the first to praise and said: "This child is well-behaved. His nose, eyes and mouth are delicate and pleasant. At first glance, he is a material for learning. What did Xiang Ming just say? He won the gold medal in the World Mathematical Olympiad?"

Tao Xiangming smiled, "It's the International Mathematical Olympiad. He represented China in two sessions and got full marks in both."

The little uncle was amazed, "I know this, they also have a national team, which is very similar to the Olympics."

The wechat group is still refreshing pictures, from Tao Xiangming's photo of Ning Heng in the library, to the selfie of the two of them by the frozen garden lake before the winter vacation, the sweet love is clearly visible in the meeting eyes.

The aunt quietly tugged on her brother's sleeve, and whispered to Tao Hao through the extremely loud volume of the songs on the Spring Festival Gala: "You did the right thing. I think Xiang Ming and that child really have a good relationship. It won't be dismantled in a while."

Tao Hao sighed: "I hope that he won't break up for a long time. If he gets a boyfriend again, it will be even more painful. Why don't he let his mother see it? If the son decides that he's alone, he won't change. It's useless to stop it."

Xiang Yuexiang looked at these photos carefully, and gradually felt a little ashamed.In the group photo, Tao Xiangming is obviously the one playing hooligans, his hands are very irregular every time, he either hugs his shoulders or touches his waist. On the contrary, Ning Heng is innocent, with pure eyes, and seems to be ignorant of world affairs.

She twitched the corners of her mouth and asked suspiciously: "I said, he is so good, so you can't force him?"

"Mom, you miss me so much, I'm still your dearest son!" Tao Xiangming suddenly stood up from the sofa, and his younger brother Tao Lesheng threw himself into his mother's arms with a cry of "ah", announcing as if showing off: " Brother, I am mother's dearest son, I like Miss Two-dimensional Dabo!"

"Tao Lesheng! Hand over your anime blu-ray disc on Taobao!"

While Xiang Yuexiang was chasing and killing his younger brother, Tao Xiangming sent Ning Heng a WeChat message asking him what he was doing, and complained in voice: "Ning Ning, my family doesn't believe that I chased you with my sincerity and charisma. My mother insisted that I forced you, I am so wronged!"

Ning Heng sent him a Teletubbies hug emoji, and suggested: [How about I video-video with you?I'll help you prove that you didn't force me. 】

"Ning Ning, are you in the bedroom?" Tao Xiangming started the video without saying a word, and saw Ning Heng's back was the head of the bed.

"Well, you know, my parents don't want to..."

"Hey, touch it."

The aunt covered her cousin's ears and gave Tao Xiangming a glare.Tao Xiangming coughed twice, pointed the camera at his father, and introduced them one by one, "Ningning, this is my father, this is my mother, and aunt, uncle, aunt..."

When Ning Heng met his parents for the first time, he was so nervous that his throat seemed to be stuck, and he shouted dryly: "Hello auntie, hello uncle, hello sister..." Every time he greeted him, he bowed his head and shook his head. The disobedient hair was flickering, and the little cousin shouted "so cute".

Faced with such a well-behaved good student, the parents subconsciously softened their attitudes and started to express concern.

Xiang Yuexiang changed her beating attitude towards her two sons just now, and asked Ning Heng kindly: "Ning Heng, did Tao Xiangming of our family bully you? If there is anything wrong with him, just tell me. You're welcome."

Father Tao nodded beside him and said, "That's right, you can add our WeChat in a while."

The aunt who loved Tao Xiangming the most was afraid that the god of learning would look down on her nephew, so she praised and praised with a smile on her face: "You are a smart and sensible child at first glance, and he is just worthy of our Xiang Ming. My aunt went to Xiangxi some time ago. Travel, bring back a lot of Guzhang Maojian, Phoenix rice wine, etc., I will ask Xiang Ming to take you to school!"

A small red face leaned in front of the camera, blinked and shouted: "Cousin, cousin, you must remember to sign for me!"

Ning Heng's social skills are not enough to support him to deal with so many relatives at the same time, he can only imitate Tao Xiangming's smiling skills and keep saying thank you.In the end, the taciturn uncle spoke up to help him: "Hey, calm down, you scared the child, you don't know what to say."

Tao Xiangming returned to the center of the camera with a smile, "Ningning, my family members are all like this, so please take care of me."

Ning Heng smiled shallowly, "It's okay, they are all just like you, very nice."

Tao Xiangming glanced at his parents again, and said, "Okay, I won't tell you anymore. Happy New Year, I'll call you at midnight."

"Ah."

Slowly putting away the phone, Tao Xiangming raised a confident smile, "How about it, our Ningheng is pretty good, right?"

Papa Tao: "It's very good."

Xiang Yuexiang rolled her eyes, "He's a good boy at first glance, in stark contrast to you!"

A good New Year's Eve passed quietly while the Tao family was discussing about the future. At zero o'clock, they even thought about which country they should go to get married in the future. They were arguing endlessly about the Netherlands and Spain, dragging the famous scenic spots one by one Come out and comment.Tao Xiangming shook his head helplessly, went to the balcony to call Ning Heng, and after asking, he found out that Ning's mother and Ning's father had already fallen asleep.

"Our family has a weak sense of ritual." Ning Heng explained, "But today they counted down the countdown with me before going to bed. Just after entering the house, I overheard my mother saying that I can't be compared with you. What about you, Are aunt and aunt still there?"

Tao Xiangming: "Well, we bought houses very close to each other. We have lived as a big family since we were young, and we are used to celebrating festivals together."

Ning Heng: "That's great..."

Before meeting Tao Xiangming, he really didn't care about festivals and reunions.Ning's father and Ning's mother once did confidential research for a period of time. At that time, they rarely went home several times a year, and when encountering difficulties and difficulties, they had no concept of rest.So he knew from an early age that some things are more important than family.

"Come to our house next time to celebrate the New Year." Tao Xiangming extended an invitation to him with a smile on his face. Ning Heng imagined himself sitting among the group of friendly family members, eating melon seeds and chatting lively, and a feeling of warmth rose in his heart. meaning.It would be best to be hugged by Tao Xiangming, snuggle up on the sofa, with light snow falling outside the window, so even if he dies immediately, he will be very happy.

However, he didn't dare to say such thoughts. If Tao Xiangming of Lotte Sunshine knew about these assumptions, he would definitely be worried and annoyed.

The person he likes will always be the sun that spreads warmth. Maybe one day, the negativity and fear hidden in his heart will completely melt like ice under the scorching sun.

In the new semester, the 301 dormitory where Ning Heng lived was completely flooded with large and small bags, and the local specialties from Tao Xiangming's hometown made everyone in the dormitory feast on them.In addition to eating and drinking food, Tao Xiangming even brought over a bunch of notebooks, paper and pens. The covers were all printed with exquisite and lovely patterns, including vivid kittens, gnawing on bamboo, and lazily grooming. the lion...

Ning Heng flipped through the pages and found that the inside pages are more interesting. Not only is the paper good, but there is also a simple Q-version villain drawn in the corner on each page, with various poses and expressions, very cute.

Yu Rui looked at it and laughed, "Isn't this the notebook that girls loved to use in high school? Tao Xiangming, you still have a hobby of collecting this!"

Tao Xiangming glanced at Yu Rui, and there was sympathy that Yu Rui couldn't understand in that gaze, then he patted Ning Heng's head, "Do you like it?"

"I like it!" Ning Heng did not hesitate, "Is this your own drawing?"

Yu Rui looked at the young couple who were sticking together and discussing the hand-painted figurines again, and hit the door with his head while hugging the closet, "Young life! Can this world give single dogs a way to survive!"

Ning Heng looked at him apologetically, "I'm sorry, Yu Rui, it's hard work for you to wait for a few more months, and soon our house will be installed and we will be able to move out."

Yu Rui: "..." What else could he say?Kneel down and thank the boss for his mercy.

With the arrival of the spring semester, the dryness and heat gradually spread in this city. Tao Xiangming was already very hot, so he changed into unlined clothes very early. Ning Heng felt envious when he saw it, and touched his arms and neck from time to time. It made him so hot that he almost got out of his body.

After holding back in class for a long time, when the bell rang, Tao Xiangming finally felt relieved and suggested, "Let's go buy some fruit." It's best to buy some watermelon and loquat to relieve the fire.

As long as it was something Tao Xiangming wanted to do, Ning Heng always had an obedient attitude of "you are right, I will always follow you", letting him hold his soft hand, which could make people melt into their hearts.They've been in a relationship for almost a year, and although Tao Xiangming repeatedly ordered them not to kiss casually on the street, Ning Heng still never tires of small gestures like holding hands and touching.

The fruit shop was overcrowded, the watermelons were in danger, and they were about to be robbed.But as soon as Ning Heng approached, a slightly familiar boy's eyes lit up, and he held a watermelon in his arms and shouted, "Ning Shen Ning Shen, I still have it here, half of it for you!"

Tao Xiangming recognized that this was a student who had asked Ning Heng to ask questions during his double-degree class. Before he could get jealous, Ning Heng gave him a knowing blow: "Thank you! Cheng...Cheng... "

He lowered his head, looking distressed.If it's a number, he must remember it, but the name is just...

Cheng Nansheng's heart was bleeding, but he still kept a smile on his face and introduced himself again.As soon as he mentioned Ning Heng, he remembered that as the new Qiu competition approached, many of the younger first-year students were eager to try after hearing his deeds of winning the All-around Award in the first year. Team up.Some people approached him directly on WeChat and asked him if he would like to lead the team.

So Ning Heng smiled politely, and encouraged him: "You are going to participate in the competition, right, Qiu Sai, come on."

Cheng Nansheng impulsively asked: "Ning Shen, are you really unwilling to participate again?" Qiu Sai has no limit on the number of participation, as long as he is still a college student, he can participate repeatedly.

Ning Heng shook his head, "No, you guys have to work harder."

After a distance, Tao Xiangming picked out loquats in the bag and asked him, "Why don't you go to participate?"

Ning Heng showed a very sad expression when he heard the words, "The competition... If you participate in it again, you will be scolded, the teacher said. And it is true, it is not very interesting."

Thinking of the fear of being dominated by Ning Heng at the last awards ceremony, Tao Xiangming immediately understood the teacher's worry.And the same award, it is indeed enough to get it once.As for competitions that win glory for the country like the International Mathematical Olympiad, that's another matter.

While Ning Heng was talking, he turned his eyes to the mango placed in a conspicuous position. It was a golden piece, fragrant and plump, which made him yearn for it, and his lips and teeth were salivating.

Tao Xiangming pondered for a while and asked, "Is that why you want to eat mangoes?"

As if seeing hope in an instant, Ning Heng grabbed his sleeve and asked, "Is it okay? I promise, just take a little bit. In fact, even if you have a rash on your face, there are medicines you can take."

Tao Xiangming picked a few mangoes and put them in the bag, "Okay, then let's try."

The girl picking mangoes at the side cast a disapproving glance at Tao Xiangming, as if accusing him of indiscriminate spoiling.

Ning Heng didn't feel it at all, and kept staring straight at the mangoes in the bag, as if he was not following Tao Xiangming, but following a few mangoes in a fugue.

Tao Xiangming, who was carrying two bags of fruit, was not in a hurry to go back to the dormitory, but walked to a staple food hall in the school that was open from morning till night.This canteen has seats both indoors and outdoors, and the shade is very cool under the pergola. From time to time, students who pass by and buy ice cream sit here and enjoy it.

Tao Xiangming first uncovered half of the watermelon and asked Ning Heng to eat it with a spoon, while he leisurely peeled the mango.Ning Heng was digging out the flesh of the watermelon with his hands, but his eyes were already attracted by the yellow flesh in his hand. Tao Xiangming opened his mouth and bit into it. on his lips.Ning Heng looked left and right, and didn't know whether to take the opportunity to grab the mango first, or kiss those two thin lips.

Tao Xiangming finished eating the mango, wiped his mouth, and smiled at Ning Heng, "Want to eat it?"

Ning Heng was almost tormented by him, so he nodded aggrievedly and didn't speak.He had already figured it out, Tao Xiangming was probably seducing people, he would not really feed him.

"I'll eat it for you." Before Tao Xiangming could finish his sentence, he had already leaned over, held his lips lightly, and asked vaguely, "Is it delicious?"

Ning Heng's mouth was immediately overwhelmed by the sweet taste, but the contact of his lips alone was not enough. He quickly hooked his tongue into his lover's slightly parted lips dissatisfied. mango flavor.In the past, even if he was excited, he would never entangle like this greedily, as if he wanted to lick every inch, which made Tao Xiangming deeply understand the meaning of the word "igniter".

Ning Heng tasted all the remaining flavors, and when he backed away, he still licked his lips, looking at the few mangoes in the plastic bag that hadn't been peeled, "I still want to eat!"

"Hmm..." Tao Xiangming's little brother had already started to pay his respects to him, but he wanted to take the responsibility for himself while crying.The two had a great time playing and kissing while eating fruit under the scorching sun.When Ning Heng returned to the dormitory at night, his lips were swollen. Yu Rui stared at him for a while, angrily picked up the remote control that was made in the shape of a magic wand, and directed Optimus Zhu 3.0, "Go, my eagle!" A horse with a winged beast on its head, give Tao Xiangming an angry blow!"

"Yu Rui, calm down, this matter..." Cao Xiao looked at him sympathetically, "It's actually quite normal."

In the entire dormitory 301, Cao Xiao was the one who accepted Ning Heng's love affair the fastest. Perhaps it was because before Tao Xiangming appeared, he was the one who took care of Ning Heng, so he knew exactly what kind of person Ning Heng needed.

He kind of wanted to persuade Yu Rui not to indulge in fantasy worlds like Harry Potter and Transformers.Originally, I was a technical nerd who buried himself in code every day, and hadn't had much contact with the fresh air of the three-dimensional. The future can also be said to be very worrying.

However, as soon as Optimus Zhu 3.0 moved to the door of the dormitory, a laser beam suddenly shot out from both sides of the door, making it stop abruptly, and it could no longer move a step, and a creaking alarm sounded from its mouth: "The range of motion Restricted! The range of activities is restricted!"

Yu Rui pressed on the remote control of the wand, but there was no response. He tried to shout again: "Alohomora?"

This is the door-opening spell in the Harry Potter series, the door-opening spell Alahoo. The voice-activated unlocking of the dormitory door does respond to this sentence, but Optimist is still stuck in place, no matter how much he wanders around, he can't cross the line.Yu Rui's thoughts at the moment were no longer on retaliation against Tao Xiangming, he picked up Optimist 3.0, trying to see if he could jump over it with his own hands, but as soon as he lifted his foot, Optimist beeped even more excitedly It beeped: "Danger alert! Danger alert! You may suffer an electric shock if you cross over by force!"

Yu Rui really hated the alarm that Chen Mozhi used audio synthesis software to make, he looked at Chen Mozhi's vacant seat sadly, wondering why this boss tortured himself even when he was on a business trip and working on a project with his mentor.Just as he was thinking about it, his cell phone rang, and the caller ID was so familiar and scary. It was conceivable that the big boss who repeatedly ordered him not to take the AI ​​out for a while had already received a remote reminder about Rui's violations.

Ning Heng saw Yu Rui ran to the balcony to answer the phone, and calmly walked to the balcony door, and said to the electronic lock flashing blue light: "Impedimento."

The obstacle spell in the HP spell series, the electronic lock immediately clicked three times on the ground, and it was absolutely impossible to open from the balcony.

Cao Xiao watched Ning Heng sit back on his seat with a calm demeanor, and quietly wiped off his sweat, "A man in love is really not to be messed with."

Yu Rui, who didn't want to make trouble after the phone call, turned the doorknob and was shocked to find that the door was locked from the inside.There is no mistake!The circuits and electrical appliances in this dormitory have been remodeled by him and Chen Mozhi, turning them into a small smart home system, and only the voiceprints of the four of them have been authenticated.Ning Heng and Cao Xiao usually only use voice-activated door opening and light-on spells, and the electronic locks on the balcony doors are rarely used.

In the scorching sun, Yu Rui made another phone call to complain to Chen Mozhi about being ruthlessly locked. The latter listened quietly and said only one sentence: "You should call Tao Xiangming. Also, don't envy other people's kisses. "

"That's right, that's right!" Yu Rui suddenly realized that he just wanted to drive Qing Xiaozhu to kill Tao Xiangming.He quickly hung up the phone, so he didn't hear Chen Mozhi's next words:

"Anyway, sooner or later you will."

This summer, Ning Heng played the game of "eating mangoes" endlessly. If Tao Xiangming refused for some unspeakable reasons, he would buy a bunch of mangoes by himself, and go to the recording studio to pick up his lover after work.

On this day, when Ning Heng went to the entrance of the recording studio, he found a team that looked like a camera crew, carrying complicated machinery and equipment, surrounded in groups, making him unable to see the specific situation clearly.

Most of the people in the dubbing studio are familiar with Ning Heng. To do a career related to two-dimensional, it is most necessary to keep pace with the times. In their view, homosexuality is not a rare thing, but it is because of the live broadcast and concert. The god of learning who became popular online due to a series of events is special.

As soon as Ning Heng entered the studio, Xiao Zhang, who was usually in charge of the recording equipment management, came and took him, "Xue Shen, you came at just the right time. The people from the TV station came to invite the dubbing teachers from the studio to participate in the recording of the reality show. Finalize the invitation to Tao Xiangming."

"Reality show?" Ning Heng sincerely expressed his confusion about this word. His knowledge of entertainment comes from self-expansion centered on Tao Xiangming. As long as Tao Xiangming's activities do not involve this aspect, he will not went to study.

"Oh, I forgot." Xiao Zhang patted his head and led Ning Heng into the shooting location, "Let him explain to you."

This time, the TV station’s pre-spotting is not particularly formal. Tao Xiangming is one of the pre-selected list. They want to test his sense of camera first, so while the cameraman is shooting around, the director is chatting with Tao Xiangming and other teachers in the studio.

As soon as he saw Ning Heng coming in, Tao Xiangming ignored the camera that was still working, stepped forward to take the mango bag in Ning Heng's hand, and said with a smile, "It's so early, come and sit."

The editor and director had done a detailed investigation on Tao Xiangming's background, so naturally he would not let go of the boyfriend who is the god of learning.Although it is not yet possible to openly broadcast pictures about same-sex love on TV, it will also be a marketing point for online promotion in the future.

"This is Ning Heng, right? Hello." The female choreographer enthusiastically wanted to go up and shake Ning Heng's hand. The latter flinched subconsciously, but then suddenly reacted and stretched out her hand to shake hands firmly.

"Hello, I'm Ning Heng. Nice to meet you." He said serious social words that he hadn't used before, which made the female choreographer stunned for a moment. Tao Xiangming squeezed his hand and gave him a thumbs up. A thumbs up gesture.Ning Heng raised the corners of his mouth quickly, and consciously sat aside to watch the recording.He had just formally met and shook hands with a stranger, basically at the peak of his 20-year social life.

The behavior of the film crew seemed a bit strange to Ning Heng. They not only asked some questions about career, life and cooperation, but also asked about Tao Xiangming's physical condition, and even made an appointment with him for a full physical examination.

The more Ning Heng listened, the more wrong he became. As soon as the TV station left, he grabbed Tao Xiangming nervously and asked, "What's the situation? Are you going to record some dangerous program? I've seen a clip on station B, what is it called standing?" The man at the top of the food chain, Mr. Bei will take you to eat all over the world, is that a reality show?"

"There are many kinds of reality shows." Tao Xiangming said goodbye to his partners in the studio, and walked out slowly with Ning Heng, "This time Channel Z wants to do a 24-hour live show, which is a program format imported from Japan. , but there will be some changes. Because the first step is to do a 24-hour continuous marathon live broadcast, so they will screen stars or Internet celebrities with better physical conditions to prevent danger.”

"Actually, before you came, they had already recorded the part informing me that I was going to run a 90-kilometer marathon. It was really sudden at that time. My surprised expression should be silly."

Tao Xiangming let out a long sigh, and Ning Heng held his hand tightly, his brows and eyes frowned, "Is it all over? Then you can't regret it? But 90 kilometers sounds like a lot... and there will be a 24-hour live broadcast .”

Tao Xiangming pretended to be angry, "Why, don't you believe in my physical strength?"

Ning Heng thought of the common routines in novels and radio dramas - if you don't believe in anything, you have to believe in Xiao Gong's physical strength, otherwise you will suffer horrific retaliation, ranging from animalistic behavior to violent outbursts, or staying out of bed for three days and three nights.

His eyes lit up, and he said firmly, "I don't believe it!"

Tao Xiangming's face was puzzled: "Huh?" This is not at all the same as the imaginary comforting and hugging routine!

So, he could only explain along the lines: "Before the show starts, there are special training sessions, which are also part of the filming. By the way, Ning Ning, I have good news for you, Lin Yuxiao will also participate in this show."

"Oh..." Ning Heng didn't look very interested, and his expression didn't fluctuate when he heard Lin Yuxiao's name.Tao Xiangming thought he was worried about his physical condition, so moved, he took the initiative to peel the mango.After many tests, they have found that the kissing method does not cause Ning Heng's allergic symptoms.

Ning Heng thought seriously while loving his relatives: There is no such thing as a wild animal. Is this because Tao Xiangming is too confident in his physical strength and doesn't need to prove it, or is it because he is too guilty and avoids the problem?

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