Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide

After the banquet finished washing my uncle's wet underwear and hung them together with the clothes, the water curtain hole made a louder rattling noise.

As soon as he returned to the room, Yu Xiushan handed him some loose silver.Yan Fan took it over and looked at it, it was a little less than what was pulled out just now, is this the old lady's remuneration, Yan Fan felt that he was disrespectful, he took the money and smiled: "Thank you, little uncle."

Yan Fan lay down on the other side, and there was a small square table between Yu Xiushan.He covered himself with a thin blanket and closed his eyes, trying to cherish this lovely sleep after a tiring day.

Then I heard Yu Xiushan ask him: "What do you think we should do first?"

Yan Fan closed his eyes and replied: "Buy a maid who can wash obscene pants."

Yu Xiushan pretended not to hear: "Tomorrow, let's make two sets of clothes for you and Pearl."

Yan Ming hummed.

Yu Xiushan immediately said: "If you have more money to buy land, it's fine. We also have to plant a piece of land. I'm in a hurry. The more money we spend, the less money we spend."

Buying land is not a good idea.His little uncle's slender body and small pearls are not materials for farming. The great responsibility of this kind of land has to fall on him, so Yan Fan shook his head: "If you don't buy land, we will make rice flour." fat."

Yan Fan closed his eyes and pointed to the two dusty books on the small square table.Only then did Yu Xiushan notice the two books on the table, he got up, picked up a book, and blew the dust.

The dust blown by the little uncle splashed on Yan Fan's face.Yan Fan opened his eyes, patted the dust off his face, showing a loveless expression, and then pulled Gao Bo and was blindfolded.It's been a long time, but the thin quilt still smells of sunshine and mothballs.

Yu Xiushan turned a few pages: "It looks pretty good, but I can make it, but there is a book full of blank paper, nothing is written, this is actually an account book."

Yan Fan doesn't want to speak now.

His little uncle continued to chatter: "It's not bad to make powder, but I can't afford land anyway. I don't think I can do it, and I can't do it. Just practice more. I said that we will make powder by the way tomorrow." Are you buying them all?"

Yan Fan lay quietly on the bed and pretended to be a dead body.

Yu Xiushan's voice became smaller and smaller, and he heard Yu Xiushan whisper: "I just want to talk to you, I sprained my ankle today, and I'm a little scared."

The coldness in the water and the fear of death still surrounded him, but Yu Xiushan didn't want Little Pearl and Yan Fan to know.Yu Xiushan reminded Yan Fan: "In the future, you should walk farther away from the river, especially at night, you will accidentally slip into the river."

Yan Fan opened his eyes, the chattering little uncle, he still has to sleep.Recalling how the maid and mother-in-law coaxed little Pearl to sleep when she was at Yu's house, Yan Fan said, "Little uncle, let me tell you a story." After listening to it, go to sleep, Pearl falls asleep like this every time.

Yu Xiushan held the book and didn't realize it. He was still discussing the issue of starting a business just now, so why did he suddenly come to the point of telling a story!Yan Fancai didn't have time to answer Yu Xiushan's confusion. He said: "A long time ago, there was a dragon god who had a very keen sense of smell, but there are all kinds of smells in the world. If you smell fishy smell, you have to sneeze, anyway, you sneeze every day."

Yu Xiushan combined the portrait of the dragon he saw in the storybook, thinking about the opening and closing of the nostrils of the Dragon God every day, and felt that sneezing is also a very tiring thing, the nostrils of the Dragon God must have been exhausted.

Yan Fan continued: "Dragon God has a friend named Baijialuo. Baijialuo saw that Dragon God was troubled by sneezing every day, so he fired a pile of porcelain. Beheaded more than 100 flower demons and put them in the porcelain. In addition to the flower demons, they also put in sharks, flower deer, and white pigeons. Baijialuo put all the things he thought beautiful into this pile of porcelain. When you breathe in and spread the fragrance, a hundred flowers will bloom, and the fragrance of the flowers will cover up the smell and fishy smell, so the dragon god will not sneeze."

When the flowers are in full bloom, the mermaids will also sing, the white pigeons will stand on the flower branches, and the flower deer will run around the porcelain.

Yu Xiushan heard it interestingly: "Baijialuo is really kind to Dragon God."

Yan Fan didn't answer, he continued: "Dragon God got rid of the trouble of sneezing, and ushered in new troubles, Xi Yanxiang makes the Dragon God want to turn the clouds and rain all the time, the Dragon God keeps throwing the dragon spirit, the dragon Blood, more and more old lovers."

The Dragon God just came out of the fire pit and entered the mud pit. Yu Xiushan listened carefully with the book in his arms.Yan Fan thought for a while before saying: "Baijialuo added rootless water, bamboo water, lotus pearls, and water in stones to the Xiyanxiang. These things are cool and relieving, and the smell of Xiyanxiang is weak. Going on, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't work, but there are still more and more old lovers of the Dragon God."

Yan Fan glanced at Yu Xiushan, not feeling sleepy at all. Seeing that the more he listened, the more energetic he became, Yan Fan decided to quickly end the story: "Later, when the Dragon God was fighting his old enemy, Baijialuo gave the Dragon God One slash, that slash was fatal, and then the dragon god died."

Yan Fan closed her eyes: "Okay, go to sleep."

Yan Fan fell asleep with his eyes closed, and Yu Xiushan was so confused by this endless story that he couldn't fall asleep even more.He is still pondering about Baijialuo. Baijialuo made friends with the Dragon God in the early stage, and made wonderful porcelain for the Dragon God's sneezing, but later killed the Dragon God with a single knife.

Was Baijialuo a spy sent by the Dragon God's old enemy, or did he turn against the Dragon God for some reason?

Yu Xiushan was lying on the bed thinking about it in a daze. In his mind, he combined the stories of the legends he had read and made up three or five plots, and finally fell asleep in a daze.

In the morning, I had breakfast at the noodle stall at the entrance of the village. The noodles were affordable, and the whole bowl of white noodles was sprinkled with chopped green onions.

When eating, Yu Xiushan always felt that someone was looking at them, so he raised his head to look in the direction of the gaze.

Wan Zhen had noticed Yu Xiushan and Yan Fan at the noodle stall a long time ago, their fair skin was very conspicuous, Wan Zhen couldn't help staring at them.Yesterday I heard that a family moved into the house outside the village that no one dared to live in.I thought it was the same as the people who broke in before, as long as I went in, I couldn't get out again, but I didn't expect to be alive and well.

Yu Xiushan was terrified by the eyes of this seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl. He hugged the pearl on his lap, put the chopsticks on the table, and smiled at Wan Zhen.

It's so pretty when she smiles, there are two dimples on her white and tender skin, Wan Zhen turned her head and sneered in her heart, sooner or later everyone is the same, as long as they live in this village, everyone is the same.

What can I do if I smile pretty now.

Yu Xiushan was stared at by Wan Zhen, so he took a second look at Wan Zhen.In terms of facial features, Wan Zhen's eyes are big and her nose is turned up, and her face is thin and thin. She is not a very beautiful woman, but she can be rated as a seven-point beauty, but her skin color is black and rusty, with gray and white spots, which is even seven points. It doesn't even count, it can only be counted as a three-point appearance.

Yu Xiushan held Pearl on his lap, fed Pearl to eat noodles, waited for Pearl to eat a bowl of noodles, drank a bowl of tea, and the carriage from the village to the town came.While eating noodles, I inquired with the people next to me. The round trip was ten cents per person. There were not many people entering the town today. There were five people in the car including Pearl.

Yan Fan didn't wake up, she sat in a corner of the car and dozed off with her eyes closed.The carriage shed was originally very spacious, but the two elderly people who were riding together wanted to go to the town to see their son who was working outside, and the large and small bags they brought were almost full.

Yu Xiushan chatted with them, knowing that their son and daughter-in-law were working outside, and they hadn't come home to see the two elders for three months, so she was worried, so she decided to go to the town to have a look.

They liked little pearls very much, so they opened a portable jar, took out a pickled egg from the tightly sealed jar, and handed it to Pearl.

As soon as the eggs were taken out, Yan Fan sneezed loudly.

Then, with a bang, a thunderbolt sounded, and as the thunder sounded, lightning bolts fell down one after another, and the raindrops as big as beans began to fall.

The horse was frightened and ran forward like crazy.

Yan Fan covered his nose and rubbed it, opened the curtain, and stretched out his hand to hold the horse's reins. The driver was jolted down by the crazy horse in such heavy rain.

Yan Fan held the rein, and the horse slowly calmed down as if being comforted.A gust of wind blew over, bringing out the smell of pickled rotten eggs in the carriage, Yan Fan couldn't help but sneezed again.

Louder thunder rumbled, lightning fell more frequently, and rain poured down.

The horse was frightened again, and rushed forward, and the pot in the old man's hand was knocked over!Yu Xiushan was protecting Pearl's head, when he heard Yan Fan sneezed outside again!

This sneeze almost caught up with the dragon god in the story I heard last night.

Yan Fan felt that he couldn't stop sneezing, he pinched his nose, his nostrils were itchy, as soon as he let go, a series of sneezes would come out.Yan Fan reined in the reins and stood on the carriage. The horse's neck was tightened and the speed slowed down, but it was still too late. In the blink of an eye, the carriage on this side was about to collide with a carriage on the opposite side that was also disturbed by lightning.

Yan Fan stood on the carriage, tightened the reins with one hand, and pressed the neck of the oncoming horse with the other hand, and the two carriages immediately stopped.

The carriage stopped, and the thunderstorm stopped.

Yan Fan sneezed again, a thunderbolt came towards this side, just landed in the middle of the two carriages, the groom screamed in fright, the two horses stared wide-eyed, plopped, and knelt down, quite like a hero The demeanor of mercy.

Yan Fan watched the bolt of lightning fall beside the carriage, jumped out of the carriage, and opened the curtain: "This smell is really stinky, is it stinky tofu?"

If so, you can still pinch your nose and taste a couple of sips.Yan Fan has always thought that stinky tofu with more chili and coriander is also delicious, but he has never tried it.

☆、Yu Rongsan

Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide