Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide

This is Tao Niang's house, and Tao Niang is dead.Yan Fan answered honestly: "This is Tao Niang's house, and Tao Niang is my servant."

Yu Xiushan frowned: "Your servant?"

Yan Fan nodded: "Yes, Tao Niang is my servant, Tao Niang is a demon, and I am also a demon."

Yu Xiushan had various ideas in his head, he felt that he should be terrified at this moment, but no, he hesitated for a while: "Tell me, you are not afraid that I am afraid?"

Yan Fan laughed: "Don't be afraid, the door is outside, if my little uncle needs money, I'll ask Wu Bai to come in, if you want to leave or stay, you can follow my little uncle.

Yu Xiushan thought it over, and decided to conspire with the monster: "What do I and Pearl stay for, keep it as your ration?" He said this with a smile, which sounded a bit joking.

Yan Fan looked up and down at his little uncle who was leaning on the quilt, leaned forward, put one hand on Yu Xiushan's waist, and the other on the quilt, he moved closer to Yu Xiushan.

Yu Xiushan moved uncomfortably and looked at Yan Fan.too close.

The hot air hit Yu Xiushan's ears, and Yan Fan said in his ears: "Little uncle, there are many monsters that eat people, but I don't eat people." His eyes moved from top to bottom, from Yu Xiushan's neck to the exposed area. The calf: "When it comes to eating, dragons and snakes are born with two yangs. I am afraid that my uncle can't eat it with such a body. I can eat it." Yan Fan swept Yu Xiushan's waist with extremely ambiguous eyes: "Even if you can eat it, you can eat it." What I'm afraid of is that the little uncle will have to be raised for a year or so, and become disabled."

There was a bang in Yu Xiushan's head, all the way from blushing to neck, he picked up the pillow and threw it towards Yan Fan: "I'm still your little uncle, what are you talking about."

Yan Fan grabbed the pillow thrown by Yu Xiushan and took a step back: "Let's forget about rations and so on. I plan to reopen the powder shop that Tao Niang left behind. I have a accountant, and I still need a stocker. I know if my little uncle is interested, and the treatment is generous." His eyes fell on Yu Xiushan's calf.

Yu Xiushan also looked at his calf, and saw that the black spots with gray patterns had slowly moved to his knees.

Yan Fan said: "The black spots on my uncle's legs are not a big problem."

Yu Xiushan nodded: "Then I will stay with the pearl." He remembered, and asked Yan Fan: "Then are you a dragon or a snake?"

Yan Fan was about to go out, when he heard Yu Xiushan's question, he turned his head and smiled: "Little uncle, no matter whether it is a dragon or a snake, if you want to show your true form, you have to do it with your spouse. My little uncle asked me if I am a dragon or a snake." , Do you want to try it with me?"

Yu Xiushan wanted to throw the teapot on the square table over this time: "I don't want to try it." Why didn't he realize that Yan Fan was such a person, no, he was such a monster.

Seeing his little uncle's distraught look, Yan Fan glanced at the window, where there was a pair of cat's eyes shining brightly.Yan Fan said: "Little uncle rests first, when you are interested to know whether I am a dragon or a snake, come and try me again, I will change my clothes."

After wearing the clothes for a few days, Yan Fan felt that he was going to be rotten.

Wu Bai jumped down from the window, and the soft pads of flesh fell to the ground without a sound.The glimpse just now made his heart pound with fright.

Although Wu Bai didn't know why Tao Niang died and what happened to the Dragon God after so many years of disappearance, the virtues of this legendary romantic sleeping beauty have not changed at all, and her provocative skills are still so exquisite.

Wu Bai sat cross-legged on the ground, the kitten rested its paws on its forehead and looked at the big white cat who was playing with little pearl.What's so interesting about a young human being? Only cats like Dabai who haven't become a demon will play with young humans.

He used to be blind to Mount Tai, but now he must please Yan.Wu Bai lightly jumped onto the wall and turned over the courtyard.

When Yan Fan finished changing his clothes and went out, he only saw a black tail disappearing from the wall.Little Pearl sits on a small bench and breaks up pieces of rose cakes and feeds them to Dabai, who puts them on a plate at Little Pearl's feet and eats them with his head up.

The big white on the plate is almost as big as a small pearl.

Yan Fan hung the dirty clothes on the big walnut tree in the yard, and picked a walnut from the tree by the way.The plucked green walnut fell hard on the ground, and the thick green skin split open, revealing the light yellow hard walnut inside.

Pick it up, pinch it with your hands, the walnut shell breaks open, Yan Yan peels off the skin of the walnut kernel bit by bit, and sends the peeled walnut to Little Pearl's hands.

Little Pearl chewed a walnut and looked at Yan Fan: "Brother Yan, I'm hungry."

Yan Fan flicked the little pearl's forehead: "Pearl has been eaten for a day, and I'm still hungry. Is pearl a small rice bucket?"

Pearl also thought about it seriously, and made a gesture with his hand: "Pearl is a big rice bucket, so big."

Yan Fan replied to her: "But brother Yan can't cook, he's going to starve to death."

When Yu Xiushan came out, he saw Yan Fan and Zhenzhu sitting under the walnut tree sadly. Pearl's mouth was full, and she was chewing with her cheeks puffed out. Seeing Yu Xiushan coming out, she couldn't speak clearly: Here it is (going to starve to death)."

Yu Xiushan bent down and wiped the corner of Pearl's mouth, and asked Yan Fan, "What did she say?"

Yan Fan stretched his waist and fell asleep under the walnut tree: "They said they were going to starve to death."

Yu Xiushan asked in embarrassment: "Can you cook?"

Yan Fan shook his head: "No, I can make a fire."

Yu Xiushan continued: "How can I be regarded as your assistant now, the boss has to take care of the meal, right?"

That's the truth, according to the human world.So the banquet boss stood up, broke off a branch from the walnut tree, and plucked off the branches and leaves: "The maid who cooks and washes dirty pants has gone out, and she will have to wait for a while to eat, don't you mind eating other things first?" .”

Yan Fan's words fell, and the branch in his hand thrust towards the root of the big walnut tree.Yu Xiushan heard a cry of pain coming from the ground.

Yan Fan raised his hand upwards, and pulled out a black-and-yellow-patterned snake that was more than two feet long and as thick as a wrist: "Usually I eat it raw, and it's fresh and tender, so I'd better roast a snake and eat it, little uncle. "

The snake inserted on the branch turned its body back and forth, trying to turn itself off the branch, but after the struggle was futile, a pair of small eyes stared at Yan Fan, and threatened viciously: "Do you know who my mother is? My mother is the boss here. !"

Yan Fan went up and gave the snake a mouth: "Do you know who I am? I am your mother's boss."

With a slap, the black-and-yellow-patterned snake's eyes glowed with gold stars. With a twist of the branch in Yan Fan's hand, the snake's skin was stripped horizontally, and with a movement of Yan Fang's fingers, the entire snake's skin was peeled off!

The white snake meat was rolled up on the branches.

Yu Xiushan hastily covered Little Pearl's eyes.At this moment, he finally clearly understood that he was seeking skin from a monster, he took a deep breath, patted Pearl's head, Pearl giggled, and held Yu Xiushan's thumb.

Yan Fan took out the snake gall and threw it into his mouth, built a fire, and leaned against a tree to roast the snake meat.Throwing the snakeskin aside, after a while, Dabai played with it in his mouth.

Before the snake meat was completely burnt, Wu Bai, who was doing laundry and cooking, turned over from the wall.Pearl waited for the snake meat to be cooked, she was already sleepy, she leaned against Yu Xiushan's arms little by little.

Yu Xiushan didn't see that the snake's meat was cooked, he saw that the snake's meat was almost mushy, and there was a black one, which was very ugly.

He heard movement on the wall, looked up towards the wall, and saw a little black cat rolled over holding a quilt as long as a person.

The cat was so small that at a glance, it saw a moving quilt roll.

The quilt roll moved in front of Yan Fan, the cat poked the quilt roll upright, and nodded towards Yan Wen: "I have prepared a small gift for you, I hope you like it, it must be better than The ones you enjoyed before, but this can only wrong you now."

Yan Fan's eyes fell on the quilt rolled by Wu Bai, and he smelled a foul smell.

Then, the black and white cat's paw pulled, revealing a half-naked teenager under the quilt.

Yu Xiushan had good eyesight, immediately picked up little Pearl, stood up: "Boss, I won't eat tonight's meal, Pearl has already fallen asleep, I will send Pearl to sleep first." He walked fast, as if he was afraid of watching too much One glance, like the eye of a needle.

Wu Bai asked flatteringly: "What do you think?"

The boy in front of him is a yellow-skinned boy, he is still young, Yan Fan reckoned that he has been mature for less than 100 years, with a handsome appearance, and his exposed body is slender and tender.

There are not so many scruples between monsters and monsters, and it's not uncommon for them to have a hearty show, but the yellow skin in front of him is not what he likes.

Yan Fan likes the beautiful appearance, enchanting posture, and charming style, besides, he still has some unspeakable secrets.

Yan Fan coughed: "Where did you come from, where do you send it back?"

Before Wu Bai could speak, the yellow-skinned boy lowered his head shyly: "I am willing, you are really good-looking." It's like eating a bowl of rice, there is no difference.

Huang Pizi stretched out his arms to embrace Yan Wen, hooked his legs, and planned to jump to Yan Wen's waist.Seeing this scene, Wu Bai also ran to nest in the walnut tree, knowing where he went with the snake skin in his mouth.

Yan Fan dodged away, the foul smell on Huang Pizi's body got older and heavier, which made his nostrils very uncomfortable, Yan Fan rubbed his nose.Huang Pizi refused to let go, and his thin white arms hung around Yan Fan's neck again and again.

Endlessly entangled, unrelenting.

Yan Fan's face darkened, and a thunderbolt landed right next to Huang Pizi, burning Huang Pizi's arm.

Huang Pi immediately jumped away from Yan Fan's side, stood aside tremblingly, lowered his head, let out more than a dozen stinky farts in fear.

☆、Yu Rongsan

Xiangge Yaofen Usage Guide