Cen Xi is very happy recently.
Of course, no one else could see that he was very happy on the surface, only Yu Wan asked curiously, but Cen Xi would never tell him that he was very happy when he was drinking cp.
As the popularity and word-of-mouth of "Hunting" continue to rise, Dr. Xiao and Yuyu's cult cp also continues to grow and grow. Cen Xi often visits this super chat recently, and has gained a lot of strange knowledge.
One day when Yu Wan was tied to the head of the bed by him, he finally couldn't help asking: "Senior, did you watch something recently?"
Cen Xi kissed him solemnly, while lifting his slender legs, with a gentle tone: "I didn't look at anything."
Yu Wan: "..." There are ghosts only if I believe in you.
Cen Xi had a lot of fun eating cp, followed several serialized comics and serialized fanfictions of several major food producers, and even learned to grab the hot ones at the first time, so that the wives can see their suggestions and feelings.
However, grabbing popularity is a technical job, especially when the fans of the grain producers have a large number of fans, Cen Xi, who has always been calm and composed, can't help feeling a little anxious.
Anxious, Cen Xi went online to search for black technology, and finally found a script that was said to be 100% the first time to comment.
Following the instructions, Cen Xi pulled several bloggers he followed into the blogging list, and then entered what he wanted to comment.
He thought about it for a few days, and typed "Ma'am, do you still remember the xxplay I mentioned half a month ago #望望##望望#" under a Weibo account of a grain-producing wife with a big brain but who often releases pigeons.
In this way, when his wife posts on Weibo, Cen Xi will be able to comment on this sentence immediately.
There is nothing better than this to remind the army of gods.
He tried it several times, and the effect was unexpectedly good, but the lady seemed to be blind and skipped his reply every time.
Cen Xi: "..."
No, I must let the blogger draw it in my lifetime. He has been curious for a long time, what is the operation of "hanging curtain play", because of this heart-scratching curiosity, Cen Xi almost wants to try it himself.
But thinking about the irritable little fish ball, Cen Xi decided to put this idea aside for the time being.
That night, when Cen Xi was watching a movie with Yu Wan, he suddenly received a message from Cheney: "Director Zhang posted on Weibo, remember to comment."
Cen Xi simply replied "Yeah", then opened Weibo, just about to go directly there, suddenly remembered that he was still on the trumpet account, so he cut the account again, and went to Director Zhang's Weibo to comment.
"Senior," Yu Wan said, grabbing his arm with a nervous expression, "The ghost is about to come out."
I was watching a horror movie tonight. Cen Xi originally thought it was too scary and wanted to change to a more normal one. Unexpectedly, Xiao Yuwan insisted on challenging himself and excitedly started playing it.
——The end result is a huddled ball on the sofa.
"Ahhh!!!" Yu Wan half-covered his eyes, but couldn't stop the big grimace that suddenly appeared, he was shocked, and rolled directly into Cen Xi's arms.
Cen Xi hugged him and rubbed his back comfortingly: "It's okay, I'm here."
The more Yu Wan watched, the more frightened he became, his body was almost stuck in the crack of the sofa, Cen Xi fished him out funny, and hugged him: "If you are afraid, don't watch."
"I want to see!" Xiao Yuwan yelled in dissatisfaction, and was frightened again the next second.
Yu Wan, who was out of breath due to continuous fright, touched a mobile phone to the side, trying to avoid the evil spirit's attack by using mobile phone tactics.
As a result, he casually clicked on Weibo, Yu Wan glanced at it, and found something familiar.
...Oh, it's because Cen Xi's name is listed on the trending search.
【Cen Xi trumpet】
Yu Wan: "?"
He clicked in and found that Cen Xi... 10 minutes ago commented on a blogger named "Camel with Brain Hole":
[Cen Xixi: Ma'am, do you still remember the hanging curtain play half a month ago#Expectation##Expectation#]
There are thousands of floors below:
[Xiyu szd:? ]
[What's wrong with washing the dishes:? ]
[Cute Maru Maru:? ]
……
Yu Wan outside the screen: "?"
He slowly glanced at Cen Xi, who was still hugging him, and thought about it for a while. It seemed that his senior was still watching a movie with him 10 minutes ago, and he hadn't touched his phone at all...
What about this comment? ? ?
What happened to the trumpet on the hot search? ? ?
Yu Wan was full of question marks, looked through the hot search topics, and saw a summary screenshot of a class representative netizen, the first one was Cen Xi's comment under that blogger's Weibo, and then...
"..." Yu Wan flipped through several pictures in a row, all of which were comments made by Daxi before he ate the little fish.
What's weird is that it's exactly the same as Cen Xi's comments, all of them are "Ma'am, do you still remember the hanging curtain play that I mentioned half a month ago #望望##望望#".
Yu Wan felt that his brain cells had died, and in this situation, he couldn't figure out what was going on.
So he poked Cen Xi's waist, showed him the phone, and said sincerely, "Senior, your number has been stolen."
<<<<<
Weibo accidentally collapsed into a black screen.
The reason was that a certain actor who had been in the limelight recently posted a weird comment on his and other people's cp blogs.
Netizens suspected that he had had his number stolen, and at the same time suspected that he had cut the wrong number.
And the "big brook eats small fish" was also dug out. Tens of millions of fans flocked in, took a microscope to pick one by one, and finally confirmed that 90.00% [-] is Cen Xi's trumpet.
For example, he often forgets to turn off location sharing when posting on Weibo, and fans check the time one by one, which is exactly the same as Cen Xi's public itinerary.
Another example is that he spared no effort to defend himself and Yu Wan's CP. When confronting other cults such as Bianyu CP and Moyu CP, he couldn't help but say: "You are not Cen Xi, how do you know that Cen Xi is not Like his junior, this is a logical paradox, Russell once said..." In such words, the words are very stern, the tone is very sensual, and it looks very sensual.
Another example……
Forget it, some fans have already sworn that if it wasn't for Cen Xi's trumpet, they would have chopped off his head.
Daxi Chixiaoyu's account was turned upside down, and it was full of hundreds of microblogs, all of which were clocked in by enthusiastic fans.
The latest hot search [Xiyu Stone Hammer] has been quickly crowded, and the topic is full of CP fans who are overjoyed:
[Xiyu szd: Hahahahaha I'll just say it's true! !That confession last time is true!ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm crazy]
[Fish in a Bowl: I summed up all the clues, @en Xixi don't struggle anymore, the fact that you are clearly in love with elementary school students has been revealed! !The attached timeline is from February to September this year: Picture 2 Xiaoyuwan wearing Xi Ge’s clothes at the opening ceremony of a certain station, Picture 9 is a screenshot of a variety show clip, Picture 1 is a shot of two people going in and out of the same hotel late at night, and Picture 2 is a suspected Two people kiss on the side of the road...]
[Just wash the dishes: Hahaha, Grandma, your CP is real hahahahahahaha is too grass@[x@[x x to be beaten]
[Grilled fish shop: Cen Xi doesn't seem to be hiding anything, how do you know it's true? Fortunately, I have already placed an order for the heart-saving oral liquid hahaha I'm dead hahaha s&%6hhuie...]
[Ming Political Bureau: Don’t move me, I’m here by myself, when will the newcomers get their certificates? ]
Of course, there are unyielding fans and passers-by who are confused:
[Xixi: Brother Xi hasn't come out to explain yet, wait for the Lord's explanation, ok? ]
[Passerby cake: Hahaha, they are so sweet, they are so sweet, let me see their faces...?Why are there two men? ? ? ]
[Passerby Nail: Who is married again? ?Who is Cen Xi married to? ?ah? ]
[Passerby Jiu: I hate CP the most, it’s useless for Xipi fans to dance so hard, sooner or later they will be slapped in the face]
……
While there was a lot of commotion on the Internet, Yu Wan finally came to his senses.
He stared at Cen Xi for a while, and when the man turned his head away uncomfortably, he pushed him off the sofa with a sudden force.
Cen Xi: "..."
Yu Wan rode aggressively on his waist, his already big eyes widened, and said angrily, "What's going on!"
Cen Xi leaned on the sofa with one hand, and coughed lightly: "What?"
"You still don't admit it!" Yu Wan was annoyed and embarrassed, remembering how many things he had talked with Daxi Eat Xiaoyu, and even argued about whether he was rebellious or not, he was so angry: "Is that you?" small!"
"..." Cen Xi couldn't hide it, so he had to admit: "Yes."
Yu Wan was almost pissed off by him. After thinking for a while, he suddenly realized: "So you are watching CP superchat every day... come to torment me at night?"
Cen Xi: "..."
He tried to explain, but when it came to his mouth, he found that there was nothing to explain.
are facts.
So Cen Xi said seriously: "Didn't you enjoy it too?"
Yu Wan: "..."
Xiao Yuwan blushed to the base of her neck, and her fair skin was stained with blush. Cen Xi looked funny, reached out to touch her gently, and said softly, "Don't be angry anymore, huh?"
"It's a big deal to ask you to watch it together next time." He added.
Yu Wan: "?"
He was almost about to be misled by Cen Xi, and he took a breath before remembering the point, so he grabbed his clothes viciously: "When did you open the trumpet? When did you set me up?"
"Hmm..." Cen Xi saw that he was half-kneeling beside him and was working hard, and worried that the floor was too cold, so he picked him up regardless of his struggle, and walked to the bed while saying: "Last year was the year before last, it was quite early, At that time, you seemed to have just played live broadcast not long ago."
Yu Wan was pressed on the bed and kicked him twice: "You approach me with a trumpet every day? Are you a pervert!"
"Yeah, yes," Cen Xi was pissed by his twisting and rubbing, bent down to kiss the little fish ball, slid it behind his waist, and lifted up the soft pajamas, "Wait for the rabbit, please enter the urn."
"I've been waiting for you for years."
The author has something to say: Bian Yu CP is Bian Yun x Fish Ball
Moyu cp is Pei Zimo x fish balls
Brother Xi (with no expression on his face): They are all cults.
Chapter 1551 will end tomorrow
Of course, no one else could see that he was very happy on the surface, only Yu Wan asked curiously, but Cen Xi would never tell him that he was very happy when he was drinking cp.
As the popularity and word-of-mouth of "Hunting" continue to rise, Dr. Xiao and Yuyu's cult cp also continues to grow and grow. Cen Xi often visits this super chat recently, and has gained a lot of strange knowledge.
One day when Yu Wan was tied to the head of the bed by him, he finally couldn't help asking: "Senior, did you watch something recently?"
Cen Xi kissed him solemnly, while lifting his slender legs, with a gentle tone: "I didn't look at anything."
Yu Wan: "..." There are ghosts only if I believe in you.
Cen Xi had a lot of fun eating cp, followed several serialized comics and serialized fanfictions of several major food producers, and even learned to grab the hot ones at the first time, so that the wives can see their suggestions and feelings.
However, grabbing popularity is a technical job, especially when the fans of the grain producers have a large number of fans, Cen Xi, who has always been calm and composed, can't help feeling a little anxious.
Anxious, Cen Xi went online to search for black technology, and finally found a script that was said to be 100% the first time to comment.
Following the instructions, Cen Xi pulled several bloggers he followed into the blogging list, and then entered what he wanted to comment.
He thought about it for a few days, and typed "Ma'am, do you still remember the xxplay I mentioned half a month ago #望望##望望#" under a Weibo account of a grain-producing wife with a big brain but who often releases pigeons.
In this way, when his wife posts on Weibo, Cen Xi will be able to comment on this sentence immediately.
There is nothing better than this to remind the army of gods.
He tried it several times, and the effect was unexpectedly good, but the lady seemed to be blind and skipped his reply every time.
Cen Xi: "..."
No, I must let the blogger draw it in my lifetime. He has been curious for a long time, what is the operation of "hanging curtain play", because of this heart-scratching curiosity, Cen Xi almost wants to try it himself.
But thinking about the irritable little fish ball, Cen Xi decided to put this idea aside for the time being.
That night, when Cen Xi was watching a movie with Yu Wan, he suddenly received a message from Cheney: "Director Zhang posted on Weibo, remember to comment."
Cen Xi simply replied "Yeah", then opened Weibo, just about to go directly there, suddenly remembered that he was still on the trumpet account, so he cut the account again, and went to Director Zhang's Weibo to comment.
"Senior," Yu Wan said, grabbing his arm with a nervous expression, "The ghost is about to come out."
I was watching a horror movie tonight. Cen Xi originally thought it was too scary and wanted to change to a more normal one. Unexpectedly, Xiao Yuwan insisted on challenging himself and excitedly started playing it.
——The end result is a huddled ball on the sofa.
"Ahhh!!!" Yu Wan half-covered his eyes, but couldn't stop the big grimace that suddenly appeared, he was shocked, and rolled directly into Cen Xi's arms.
Cen Xi hugged him and rubbed his back comfortingly: "It's okay, I'm here."
The more Yu Wan watched, the more frightened he became, his body was almost stuck in the crack of the sofa, Cen Xi fished him out funny, and hugged him: "If you are afraid, don't watch."
"I want to see!" Xiao Yuwan yelled in dissatisfaction, and was frightened again the next second.
Yu Wan, who was out of breath due to continuous fright, touched a mobile phone to the side, trying to avoid the evil spirit's attack by using mobile phone tactics.
As a result, he casually clicked on Weibo, Yu Wan glanced at it, and found something familiar.
...Oh, it's because Cen Xi's name is listed on the trending search.
【Cen Xi trumpet】
Yu Wan: "?"
He clicked in and found that Cen Xi... 10 minutes ago commented on a blogger named "Camel with Brain Hole":
[Cen Xixi: Ma'am, do you still remember the hanging curtain play half a month ago#Expectation##Expectation#]
There are thousands of floors below:
[Xiyu szd:? ]
[What's wrong with washing the dishes:? ]
[Cute Maru Maru:? ]
……
Yu Wan outside the screen: "?"
He slowly glanced at Cen Xi, who was still hugging him, and thought about it for a while. It seemed that his senior was still watching a movie with him 10 minutes ago, and he hadn't touched his phone at all...
What about this comment? ? ?
What happened to the trumpet on the hot search? ? ?
Yu Wan was full of question marks, looked through the hot search topics, and saw a summary screenshot of a class representative netizen, the first one was Cen Xi's comment under that blogger's Weibo, and then...
"..." Yu Wan flipped through several pictures in a row, all of which were comments made by Daxi before he ate the little fish.
What's weird is that it's exactly the same as Cen Xi's comments, all of them are "Ma'am, do you still remember the hanging curtain play that I mentioned half a month ago #望望##望望#".
Yu Wan felt that his brain cells had died, and in this situation, he couldn't figure out what was going on.
So he poked Cen Xi's waist, showed him the phone, and said sincerely, "Senior, your number has been stolen."
<<<<<
Weibo accidentally collapsed into a black screen.
The reason was that a certain actor who had been in the limelight recently posted a weird comment on his and other people's cp blogs.
Netizens suspected that he had had his number stolen, and at the same time suspected that he had cut the wrong number.
And the "big brook eats small fish" was also dug out. Tens of millions of fans flocked in, took a microscope to pick one by one, and finally confirmed that 90.00% [-] is Cen Xi's trumpet.
For example, he often forgets to turn off location sharing when posting on Weibo, and fans check the time one by one, which is exactly the same as Cen Xi's public itinerary.
Another example is that he spared no effort to defend himself and Yu Wan's CP. When confronting other cults such as Bianyu CP and Moyu CP, he couldn't help but say: "You are not Cen Xi, how do you know that Cen Xi is not Like his junior, this is a logical paradox, Russell once said..." In such words, the words are very stern, the tone is very sensual, and it looks very sensual.
Another example……
Forget it, some fans have already sworn that if it wasn't for Cen Xi's trumpet, they would have chopped off his head.
Daxi Chixiaoyu's account was turned upside down, and it was full of hundreds of microblogs, all of which were clocked in by enthusiastic fans.
The latest hot search [Xiyu Stone Hammer] has been quickly crowded, and the topic is full of CP fans who are overjoyed:
[Xiyu szd: Hahahahaha I'll just say it's true! !That confession last time is true!ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm crazy]
[Fish in a Bowl: I summed up all the clues, @en Xixi don't struggle anymore, the fact that you are clearly in love with elementary school students has been revealed! !The attached timeline is from February to September this year: Picture 2 Xiaoyuwan wearing Xi Ge’s clothes at the opening ceremony of a certain station, Picture 9 is a screenshot of a variety show clip, Picture 1 is a shot of two people going in and out of the same hotel late at night, and Picture 2 is a suspected Two people kiss on the side of the road...]
[Just wash the dishes: Hahaha, Grandma, your CP is real hahahahahahaha is too grass@[x@[x x to be beaten]
[Grilled fish shop: Cen Xi doesn't seem to be hiding anything, how do you know it's true? Fortunately, I have already placed an order for the heart-saving oral liquid hahaha I'm dead hahaha s&%6hhuie...]
[Ming Political Bureau: Don’t move me, I’m here by myself, when will the newcomers get their certificates? ]
Of course, there are unyielding fans and passers-by who are confused:
[Xixi: Brother Xi hasn't come out to explain yet, wait for the Lord's explanation, ok? ]
[Passerby cake: Hahaha, they are so sweet, they are so sweet, let me see their faces...?Why are there two men? ? ? ]
[Passerby Nail: Who is married again? ?Who is Cen Xi married to? ?ah? ]
[Passerby Jiu: I hate CP the most, it’s useless for Xipi fans to dance so hard, sooner or later they will be slapped in the face]
……
While there was a lot of commotion on the Internet, Yu Wan finally came to his senses.
He stared at Cen Xi for a while, and when the man turned his head away uncomfortably, he pushed him off the sofa with a sudden force.
Cen Xi: "..."
Yu Wan rode aggressively on his waist, his already big eyes widened, and said angrily, "What's going on!"
Cen Xi leaned on the sofa with one hand, and coughed lightly: "What?"
"You still don't admit it!" Yu Wan was annoyed and embarrassed, remembering how many things he had talked with Daxi Eat Xiaoyu, and even argued about whether he was rebellious or not, he was so angry: "Is that you?" small!"
"..." Cen Xi couldn't hide it, so he had to admit: "Yes."
Yu Wan was almost pissed off by him. After thinking for a while, he suddenly realized: "So you are watching CP superchat every day... come to torment me at night?"
Cen Xi: "..."
He tried to explain, but when it came to his mouth, he found that there was nothing to explain.
are facts.
So Cen Xi said seriously: "Didn't you enjoy it too?"
Yu Wan: "..."
Xiao Yuwan blushed to the base of her neck, and her fair skin was stained with blush. Cen Xi looked funny, reached out to touch her gently, and said softly, "Don't be angry anymore, huh?"
"It's a big deal to ask you to watch it together next time." He added.
Yu Wan: "?"
He was almost about to be misled by Cen Xi, and he took a breath before remembering the point, so he grabbed his clothes viciously: "When did you open the trumpet? When did you set me up?"
"Hmm..." Cen Xi saw that he was half-kneeling beside him and was working hard, and worried that the floor was too cold, so he picked him up regardless of his struggle, and walked to the bed while saying: "Last year was the year before last, it was quite early, At that time, you seemed to have just played live broadcast not long ago."
Yu Wan was pressed on the bed and kicked him twice: "You approach me with a trumpet every day? Are you a pervert!"
"Yeah, yes," Cen Xi was pissed by his twisting and rubbing, bent down to kiss the little fish ball, slid it behind his waist, and lifted up the soft pajamas, "Wait for the rabbit, please enter the urn."
"I've been waiting for you for years."
The author has something to say: Bian Yu CP is Bian Yun x Fish Ball
Moyu cp is Pei Zimo x fish balls
Brother Xi (with no expression on his face): They are all cults.
Chapter 1551 will end tomorrow
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