blue shard

I sat in a swivel chair at the bar, watched the entertainers, and had another cucumber martini.A quarter of an hour has passed, and Tianyi still hasn't come out of the lounge!I breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to stay out of it, when Liu Chang walked over quickly, "Mr. Zhao, the note that Mr. Li gave you told you to read it right away. Go to the show in 5 minutes and wait for him."

I opened the note, and there were a few lines in delicate and beautiful Chinese, 'Ayin, you will also participate in the performance later, don't be nervous, just follow me when the time comes. '

After reading the note, I was stunned, "This kid is trying to make me look ugly, and he didn't answer my lines in such a short period of time. Isn't this trying to catch the duck on the shelves?"

The note said that I was asked to stain the white shirt on purpose. I thought to myself, you kid either let me play a beggar, or let me play a dead body or something, so I didn't take it to heart, and I was quite happy, "Oh, this is very good. It suits me, there are no lines, and it saves trouble!" Feeling very happy, I arrived near the interpretation bar.

It seems that the artists are arranging the scene according to Tianyi's arrangement!The stage was temporarily closed and the curtain drawn.

"Ayin, come here!"

Tianyi poked his head out from the lounge, and seeing his appearance, I almost couldn't laugh out loud. He looked as if he had just been pushed to the ground and qiangbao, his clothes were disheveled, his pink shirt was dirty, and his pocket The torn one spanned half of the side, the shoulder was also torn, and a sleeve was torn.If he didn't know that he was going to act, he would have thought that he had met a mistress who had just been torn apart!

"Tuo Luo Dig! Belle! (Come in Korean)" He motioned me to quickly enter the lounge, "Ayin, don't be nervous, we will be on stage first, the plot is to simulate a crash scene on a deserted island, you and I are Survivor, then you saw me unconscious and started to rescue you. I don’t need to teach you this. It’s probably the scene where I rescued you by the pool. You can call it whatever you want. There is no fixed line. Then I wake up and I ask you Where is this place? You said you didn’t know, so you said the plane had an accident. When I asked other people, you said that they might all be dead. If I hadn’t been discovered in time, I would have almost died. It’s very simple. Then listen to the host's introductory words, we just follow the introductory words and play on the spot, if there is me, don't be nervous! Allah?"

While he was talking, he smeared a few handfuls of ashes on my face and clothes, and I was instantly confused, "Isn't it a beggar, a dead body?" My heart beat faster and I looked confused.

"Let's go, come on stage with me now, my wife is very smart and can dance awkwardly, it's absolutely fine!" She even turned her head and gave me a flying eye, as a way of cheering me up.

When the two of us came to the stage, he lay down on the ground and fainted, while I stood at the end of the stage and waited.As the host announced the curtain, the background music sounded, the curtain was raised, and the lights illuminated the stage instantly!

I immediately got into the mood, pretended to be looking for someone, staggered over, and then pretended to find Tianyi, showing surprise, squatted down, patted his face, and called loudly pretending to be anxious, "Oh, Tianyi, Are you alive? Wake up, wake up! Oh, Tianyi!"

Tian Yi coughed twice, opened his eyes, pretended to be struggling, and asked, seemingly confused, "Oh? Ah Yin, what's going on? Where is this?"

I pretended to be puzzled, "Oh, oh, I don't know where this is, the plane we made crashed in an accident, it seems to have fallen near this uninhabited island."

"What about the others? What about the others?" Tian Yi tensed and grabbed my arm.

"When the plane fell, it seemed that all, all of them were dead. Fortunately, I found you in time. I am really lucky. If it was a little later, you would have almost died! Fortunately, you were found early." He also pretended to be lucky. He patted Tian Yi's thigh.After all, with so many customers watching from the audience, I was so nervous for a while that I spoke incoherently and stuttered.

"It turned out that you saved me, A Yin, what a blessing!" Tian Yi looked at me gratefully, and I patted him on the shoulder as a comforting gesture.

At this time, the background music sounded, and I couldn't tell the situation clearly for a while. I thought there would be an angel or something. I looked towards the ceiling. At this time, the narration sounded. "The Ayin in front of me is my confidant and friend for more than ten years. I don't know when my feelings for him have changed subtly. I feel that my feelings for Ayin are not friendship, but love!" At this time, the customers in the audience let out unexpected sighs and wow sounds.

"Who the hell is improvising there to make such a plot? Do you want to kill yourself? Donima is embarrassed!" I can't laugh or cry, what kind of ridiculous plot is this?I can't wait to step off the stage immediately, grab the person who is talking, and tear his mouth to pieces!

How can this play be played?There are so many customers watching, but they can't play, so they can only sit there stupidly, listening to the plot guide, so they can be patient and listen to the narration through gritting their teeth.

"It seems that because of this, I don't think it's a bad thing to be trapped on an uninhabited island at the moment, but I think this is a great opportunity arranged by God for me to be alone with Ah Yin."

The background music paused, and I was blindfolded for an instant. I was so embarrassed that I turned to look at Tianyi. It looked so comfortable, I came back to my senses in an instant, "Hey, Tianyi, are you okay, you seem a little uncomfortable."

"Oh, it's okay." Seeing that I reacted well, I gave me a fake action of tidying up my clothes, and I immediately understood, "Look, I'm bad enough, you are worse than me, look at your back What are these? Come on, let me pat you."

I figured out what he meant and quickly got up, pulled Tianyi up, hid behind him, pretended to dust him off, thinking, I can only do this, the next step depends on how you improvise, "Oh, what is this? This is it?" I patted and tried to figure out his intention.

At this time, Tianyi stretched his hands behind him, pretending to be embarrassed, "Ah, no need!" He said no, but kept slapping the dust vigorously, and even slapped his butt on purpose. I understood at that time, this It's the rhythm of the 19 ban funny scenes!Okay, I cooperated with him and made the slapping sound louder on purpose!

He seems to be dodging and shy, but he is actually performing funny and provocative moves. While I pat his butt, he deliberately makes a provocative ahh sound. Hearing the screams from the audience, he succeeded, and his performance is very good. Successfully attracted the audience!

Although I didn't see his expression, I know his usual appearance. His expression just now must be more charming and coquettish than at home. He tilted his buttocks and motioned for me to continue taking pictures. He even blocked me with his hand on purpose A moment, then quickly skipped over the yinsi with both hands, and patted the front pants naturally. "Oh, I can't wipe this off!"

Tianyi's hint is all too familiar to me, because in real life, the two of us have a tacit understanding that we are going to die!How could I not understand his routine?I thought to myself, this kid is trying to magnify his tricks!In order to make the audience laugh, he actually turned the focus to Kuaxia!After knowing his tricks, I immediately cooperated with him, "Oh, is this here?" I slapped between his legs provocatively!

Tianyi saw that I understood it, and immediately acted on the scene, on the spot, and according to the narration requirements, to express the feeling of being touched by someone who has been in love with him for many years - shyness, secret joy, forbearance, and even satisfied mentality and expression. It's brilliant and hilarious!The customers in the store were thrown up and down with laughter in an instant, and they were turned on their backs!Some even fell off the stool laughing!The customers made all kinds of sighs, whistles, and bursts of laughter!The audience is boiling!

"Damn, you can't always be so thumping? No matter what, this kid has to be hard on the stage! What should I do? Where else should I shoot? Can you give me a hint? Mr. Li?"

"Ayin, are you hungry?" He took out a ham sausage from his pocket, peeled the skin and handed it to me. "Is this what you want me to eat? Impossible?" Just when I didn't know how to continue, a woman's voice suddenly came, "Hello, is there anyone?"

We both followed the sound and looked; a woman was staggering towards this side, "Is there anyone over there, help me!" Thinking to myself, he could be regarded as the savior. Silently asked for instructions, "Father Li, can I go down this time?"

He was full of interest, intoxicated by the performance, "It sounds like someone's voice!" I had no choice but to follow him and continue to act, and immediately waved and shouted: "Here, here, come here!"

"This way, this way!" Tianyi also followed the call, and the female artist staggered to us, with a panicked expression on her face, "No, here, what is going on here? Here, where is this place?"

I took a closer look, and it turned out to be a female artist from the entertainment bar; she has a pretty face, a hot figure, and long hair that reaches her waist.It just looks like it's deliberately provocative?The upper body is wearing a long-sleeved casual white crew neck shirt, and the shoulders are half exposed, and the bra suspenders are clearly visible!The lower body is matched with a brown translucent lace skirt, which looks extraordinarily charming and sultry, with fair and tender skin!A pair of fashionable and sexy high-heeled sandals on the feet.I thought to myself, what kind of drama is going to be staged when the whole sexy goddess of Tianyi comes up?

"This girl's acting skills are good, she looks like the real thing! She's cute! She's also beautiful!" If I didn't have Tianyi, I would like this type quite a lot.

Thinking about it again, Tianyi suddenly gave me a whole ham sausage on the stage, there must be his intentions!That bowel, wouldn't it be used on this woman?I stood there stupidly holding the sausage, looking at the female artist while thinking about how I would act next.

Tianyi poked me and motioned for me to answer her question.I immediately came back to my senses, "Ah? Ah! I don't know what happened, how did the plane suddenly fall."

The female artist made a pitiful face, asking for help, and approached me, as if she was going to stick to me, Tianyi's expression almost made me laugh out loud!As if he was afraid that someone would snatch me away from him, he immediately grabbed me and said to the woman, "Didn't you find any other survivors?"

The woman timidly replied: "Well, maybe they all died when the plane crashed! But, what's wrong here? I don't know if it's because it's an isolated island. I feel very cold and hungry! It's terrible!"

It really made me guess right, the ham sausage is indeed a prop for this scene, I immediately understood: "Well, the clothes are indeed a little cooler! Don't worry, we will all survive and go back again. I have here Eat the ham sausage first!"

"Thank you!" The woman gratefully took the intestines and was about to eat, when the background music played, Tian Yi's eyes widened, as if jealous, and he stared at the woman with gritted teeth.

The female artist looked at me and then at Tianyi, panicked, maybe it was necessary for the plot, and the expression on her face was obviously "What's the relationship between these two people? Why did this person give me a ham sausage, and that person looked at mine?" The eyes look like they want to kill me? Could it be..."

At this time, the background music sounded, and Tianyi actually read the narration: "I gave it to Ayin because I was worried that he was hungry! I didn't even want to eat it!" The woman immediately felt the scene and handed the ham sausage to Tianyi : "You eat first!"

"Me?" Tianyi made a deliberate refusal, and said awkwardly, "How can I grab food from a woman?" But he still snatched the intestines and didn't eat them immediately, but licked them twice with his tongue. Then he gave it back to the female artist as a gentleman, "you eat, I'm done eating, I'm not hungry anymore!" This action attracted a burst of laughter from the audience!

"What?" The woman looked disgusted, and her expression clearly implied, "You lick all saliva, who the hell can eat it!" It was just out of etiquette, she didn't say it, "you should eat it, I won't eat it!" I'm hungry, I'm fine." The female artist looked embarrassed.

"Looks like you're still very hungry!" Tian Yi glared at the woman, with an expression as if to say, "You're too young to grab a man from me!" He ran to the side and bit his intestines, then stuffed it into his butt pocket .

I watched their performance from the sidelines, and thought to myself, the ileum was used up this time, and the customer also laughed, so it's time for me to end?I hurriedly made a conversation deliberately, trying to find a way for myself, "Well, let's look for other people, there must be other survivors, let's look for it together. Let's go, go over there."

I pushed Tianyi and walked down the stage, when the female artist screamed!I thought she sprained her ankle, and immediately turned around, "What's going on?"

I saw her sitting down on the stone prop, "Maybe she was bitten by a snake while wandering in the jungle just now."

I squatted down and took a look, and I was really shocked. The two teeth marks were painted like real ones, and the ketchup looked particularly bright red under the light!It looks like blood is coming out!

"This?" I looked back at Tianyi, thinking, what kind of drama is this?I saw Tianyi touched his lips with his hand, as if trying to find a way.

"I'll go! Tianyi, what are you thinking? In order to amuse customers, you actually want to dedicate the young master's mouth to women?"

But if you don't cooperate with him, what you offer at home by yourself is probably not as simple as just a mouth!Forget it, let's submit obediently! "Poison! Ah, poison, if this poison is not expelled, it will penetrate the whole body, and you will die!!"

The woman pretended to be afraid, "What should I do?"

"Try raising your leg up and see if you can catch it? You have to suck the poison out!" I reluctantly helped the woman raise her calf.

"Oops! Stomach!" The female artist pretended to be out of reach, it seemed that they were in collusion!It’s impossible for the young master to use special skills. I glanced at Tianyi and thought, you forced me to do this. I’m going to get close to a woman today!

I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, bit the bullet, and put my mouth together in a sucking gesture!When it was over, he was deliberately angry with Tianyi and asked the woman ambiguously, "Where did you get bitten?"

During this period, Tianyi's jealous expression scene must be very exciting!You can feel it by listening to the laughter of customers in the audience! "Oh! Ah Yin!" I immediately turned around, where did this come from?Seeing Tianyi sitting on the ground, covering his left chest with his hands, he cried out for help in pain, "Snake! Snake! Poison! Poison!"

"I'm going! This kid really spent a lot of money! He actually asked me to undress him in front of so many people, and play around with him! No way, I have to do it! I kiss the girl, Is kissing him a thing?"

I quickly ran over nervously, "What's wrong?" He pointed to the ceiling, "A snake fell from the tree just now, bit me and ran away."

"Where? Was it bitten by a snake?" He pointed to the upper left chest, let me go, isn't this part too sensitive?Hurry up and unbutton him, the show has to go on, he deliberately exposed his wounds for everyone to see.

When I saw the red dots on his body in advance, I almost couldn't laugh out loud, "Oh? Tianyi, don't there are two snake teeth marks? Why do you have three?"

He pretended to be in pain, "This snake may have three teeth! That one looks like a tiger tooth!" The audience roared with laughter, and I was almost laughing, so I quickly turned my face away from the audience and looked at him That funny look.

He didn't smile!It just gave me a wink, and I hurriedly made a suction gesture, this time it was very natural for me to suck!But for the audience in the audience, this move is undoubtedly a visual feast!

After all, the topic of homosexuality is sensitive and veiled!Such a sensitive drama, shown in full view, is undoubtedly an explosive spectacle.The audience in the audience was in an uproar! "Oh shit!"

I don't know what expression Tianyi made, but I feel that he is hugging the back of my head, and there seems to be a satisfied and exaggerated panting sound from his mouth.I'm a little unnatural!I could still vaguely hear the female artist's gagging, I wanted to stop, but Tianyi held my head firmly, thinking that this time it's over, why don't the audience throw leftovers at us?

But an unexpected situation happened, this kid actually did it, he exploded the audience!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha laughter, my cheeks hurt after hearing it! "Okay! This kid is really good, damn it! I'm fucking convinced again!"

"It's so cold!" The female artist did not know where to get a few wooden boards, as if she was going to light a fire there, to make her buttocks, fair thighs, provocative poses, coupled with the soft lights on the stage, It's very easy to make a man feel guilty, and I can't help but blurt out, "She's pretty good-looking, isn't she?"

Tianyi grabbed me and looked jealous, "Ayin, do you want to see me make a fire?"

I wanted to hold him back, "Hey!" That meant, "Don't go! It's almost enough, let's continue acting? Hurry up and call the curtain call!" Maybe it was a little slow, but I didn't hold him back!

He dashed forward, knocked the wooden plank from the woman's hand to the ground, deliberately took a posture to kneel on the ground, with stilts on his buttocks, as if to seduce the opposite sex, and made a primitive friction and fire on the spot!She still looks back at me from time to time, making an exaggerated and charming ecstasy!

I was dumbfounded by this sudden move.Hahahahahaha burst out laughing again from the audience!I am extremely embarrassed!I straightened my hair there, thinking, "Tianyi! It's almost done. You, the general manager, have worked hard to increase your turnover, to win customers a smile, and to enliven the atmosphere. You even sacrificed your face. Isn't it right now? Don’t you even want your majesty? What on earth do you want to do? What happened to him tonight? He didn’t even care about such a great pressure, and he came here to do a funny show! What is this kid thinking?"

My God!The farce is over here!Tianyi got up and pulled me and the female artist to the middle of the stage and bowed 90 degrees to bow to the curtain call! "Thank you everyone, the jerky performance just made everyone laugh! Because the time is too short, the preparation is not enough, and the actors are improvised, I hope you understand, then... this sitcom is actually a Korean variety show SNLlKorea A small clip in the TV series, because the time is too short, it has not been adapted. Tomorrow night, we at Terrible will have an unexpected program for you! In the future, we will produce more sitcoms, hoping to bring you more happiness and happiness. Laughter, thanks! Finally, I wish you all a great night!"

Just as we were about to step down, the customers applauded thunderously, "One more, or we won't pay the bill!" Oh my god!What's the matter, I glared at Tianyi, I was sober after drinking the little wine just now!Deliberately looked at the watch.

"Well, it's getting late now. Friends who like to watch sitcoms, let's continue tomorrow. Since the customers are so interested, I will sing for you with the artists. Please give me some time, I will go Change clothes."

My God!It can be regarded as leaving that embarrassing stage, and I let out a sigh of relief, "Tianyi, you have made my buddies suffer! How embarrassing! Huh? You didn't tell me the plot beforehand, what do you think? The intention is No?" I made a fake move to cut him.

"Ani! (No) Ayin, your role is such a setting, qiagia, huanajima! Miana! (Korean dear, don't be angry, I'm sorry!) If I told you in advance, can you Do you want to perform the feeling that Monk Zhang Er can’t figure it out? The more embarrassed you are, the more funny you will be! You have to learn from me! Allah? (Do you know?)” Tian Yi pretended to be convincing.

"Ah! Go get ready, I'll go to the bar and have a drink to calm you down!" I thought to myself, let you be poor, and see how I will deal with you when I get home!

In the drinking room, the sound of music came from the performing arts bar, "Is Tianyi going to sing? What the hell is this playing? Can it make people feel peaceful!"

Tianyi is singing an imaginative song, "Who Are You Mine" by Xiaohun.

"Okay! With the hot energy from the customers just now, you can burn it to your heart's content! If you burn all these people, you will be strong!"

After listening to this song, it is estimated that someone who leaves this room tonight must be unable to sleep!