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Song Mu was wrapped in a quilt, standing with his legs crossed at the door of the bathroom, trembling non-stop: "Can you hurry up, my bladder is about to explode with urine!"

Duanyu held a bottle of toner in his hand, poured some into his palm, patted his face lightly, and looked back at Song Mu: "You pee, I'm not occupying the toilet."

"I can't urinate when someone is around..." Song Mu looked at Duan Yu with a painful face.

Since Lian Que woke up Duan Yu, he has occupied the bathroom for almost half an hour, from brushing his teeth and washing his face, to shaving and cleansing his face, making a mask, and now applying toner, step by step without missing a single step.

"What else are you doing!?" Song Mu saw Lian Que put down the bottle of toner and picked up a black glass bottle.

"Wipe incense." Duan Yu said, "Don't you rub incense? It's so dry in winter."

"What fragrance are you rubbing, old men!" Song Mu stamped his feet on the spot anxiously, "You live too delicately, don't you? Can you take it out and wipe it, I'm about to pee out!"

Duan Yu glared at him, and carefully spread the lotion in his hand on his face in front of the mirror: "If you don't take good care of yourself, you will grow old quickly, I can't bear the wrinkled look on my face, okay , I'm done."

Song Mu rushed into the bathroom impatiently, pushed Duanyu out, and then slammed the door of the bathroom.

"Today you just stay at home by yourself, don't mess with my things, Lian Que and I will go out for a while." Duanyu said to Song Mu outside the door.

"I got it, I got it, don't stand at the door and peek!" Song Mu glanced at the door, and saw Duan Yu's shadow outside.

"What's there for you to peek at?" Duan Yu smiled disdainfully, and said to Lian Que who was waiting for him at the door: "Let's go."

After getting out of the subway, Duan Yu and Lian Que came to the old place - the Vehicle Management Office.In the same place, the air was filled with the same smell, but the mood and state of the two of them were completely different from the last time they came.

This time they came a little later, the gate of the vehicle management office had already been opened, and the yard was already full of cars, all of them came to handle business.

As soon as Duan Yu walked to the door of the office building of the vehicle management office, he stopped suddenly: "Oops, it's because of the head of the cap who kept urging him to die, and forgot to put on perfume."

"Why do you wear perfume here?" Lian Que looked at him puzzled.

"People who come to see the official family must of course give them a good first impression. If you hadn't come here suddenly last time, I would have taken care of myself." Duanyu said solemnly.

"People from the official family... This is the first time I've heard such a name." Lian Que smiled.

"Oh, yes, the people's police should be called now." Duan Yu pursed his lips and nodded, "Forget it, we're all at the door. Hey, let's go in."

"You don't have to be so nervous, it's not going to the execution ground." Lian Que said.

"Don't mention the word execution ground, I hope it will be better." Duan Yu sighed.

The first floor of the office hall has a large area, estimated to be about [-] to [-] square meters. There is a circular service consultation desk in the middle, and there are several numbering machines and payment machines for business transactions on the side of the consultation desk.

There are several rows of waiting seats on both sides of the hall, and in front of the seats is the window for handling business.

Lian Que looked at the layout of the hall, and said to Duan Yu: "Go sit and wait for a while, I'll ask someone."

"En." Duanyu nodded.

Lian Que walked to the service desk, found a female salesperson who had no one to consult, and asked softly: "Excuse me, what is the procedure to go to pick up the impounded car?"

The female consultant didn't know what she was busy with on the computer in front of her, so she said without raising her head, "Go to the numbering machine next to it to get the number first."

"Call number?" Lian Que looked up at the scrolling information displayed on the big screen opposite, all of which were related to the business of motor vehicle driver's license. He didn't see any one related to the business he wanted to handle, so he asked again Female consultant: "Is the business I just said also done in this hall?"

"Didn't I tell you to get the number first?" The female consultant raised her head impatiently.

As soon as she saw Lian Que's handsome face with three-dimensional features full of masculinity, and the tall man who was half a head taller than the group of people around the service desk, she immediately brightened her eyes and stood up from her seat , asked with a bright smile: "Didn't the traffic police call you?"

"Yes, I was called by a traffic policeman." Lian Que quickly took out his mobile phone, found out the phone number of the traffic policeman who contacted him last time, and handed it to the female consultant, "That's the number."

"Okay, wait, let me ask for you." The female consultant picked up the landline phone and dialed the number that Lian Que showed her.

Lian Que waited patiently at the side. While chatting with the other party on the phone, the female consultant looked at Lian Que twice more intentionally or unintentionally. The face turned its head to the side.

"Good morning, you go directly to the office on the third floor to find Police Officer Liu Hongliu." The female consultant hung up the phone with a smile and said to Lian Que.

"Okay, thank you." Lian Que smiled, turned around and waved to Duan Yu, who was watching him from the seat, and pointed upstairs.

Duan Yu quickly got up and ran to Lian Que, glanced at the female consultant who was looking at them, nodded and smiled politely at her, and said to Lian Que, "How are you?"

"Well, this one is on the third floor." Lian Que said.

"Then let's go." Duan Yu smiled at the female consultant again, "Thank you, beauty."

"You're welcome...it should be..." The female consultant had a nympho smile on her face, and she couldn't even speak fluently.

Since working for more than a year, she has received hundreds of consultations here on average every day. She has never seen such a seductive man, and two of them came at once. Collide.

After Duan Yu and Lian Que went upstairs, the female consultant still followed them reluctantly. The male consultant next to her was idle, glanced in her direction, and said to her angrily, "Hurry up!" Wipe your drool, those two must be a couple."

"What's the matter with a couple?" The female consultant gave him a blank look, "Even if they are a couple, they are better than you crooked melons. Sisters like to watch, you can control it, you can go to Korea if you have the ability Get plastic surgery and get a face like the two of them, and the sisters can watch you moan every day and make you embarrassed."

Lian Que and Duan Yu went to the third floor and saw a police officer in uniform holding a stack of documents, and asked, "Which office is Police Officer Liu Hong?"

"I am." The police officer looked at them, "What's the matter?"

"Hi, I'm Lian Que. I'm the registrant of the convertible sports car you impounded last time. I'm here to pick up the car." Lian Que said embarrassedly.

"Oh, it's you, why are you here now?" Police officer Liu flipped through the documents in his hand, and pulled out a piece of paper from it, which was Lian Que's accident penalty slip, "Who is the one next to you?"

"The person who abandoned the car..." Lian Que whispered, "My friend..."

Officer Liu looked at Duanyu, and sneered: "Okay, I see, come with me to the office."

"Why did he look at me and sneer just now?" Duan Yu asked in a low voice, following behind Lian Que.

"Did he sneer just now?" Lian Que didn't pay much attention, "Don't think too much about it."

Duanyu shook his head noncommittally, and said sadly: "He must have sneered, there must be nothing good..."

There are a total of six desks in the office that Police Officer Liu mentioned. Besides him, there are two other police officers who are working. There is also a room with a half-open door next to the office. .

"Sit down first." Officer Liu looked at the materials in his hands, sat down on his desk, and pointed to the two chairs beside the desk.

Lian Que nodded and sat down first. He glanced at Duan Yu, who was looking at the office nervously. "Sit down first." Lian Que pulled him, motioning for him to sit down first.

"Oh..." Duan Yu sat down stiffly, glanced into the section chief's office, and happened to see a middle-aged man walking out of the office.

"Heh, Xiao Liu, I'm looking for you." The section chief held a red pennant in his hand, walked up to Police Officer Liu, and glanced at Duan Yu and Lian Que by the way.

"Take this, and give it to him after you find the person involved." The section chief handed the pennant in his hand to Police Officer Liu.

"Excellent citizen award for bravery and bravery?" Officer Liu read the golden characters on the pennant, "Who is this for?"

"You don't know?" The section chief smiled, "Didn't a few days ago there was an incident of stabbing people with a knife at the gate of our office. A young man acted bravely and captured the perpetrator, who was later sent to the hospital. We heard he was discharged from the hospital before we could find anyone."

"Oh, so that's what happened." Officer Liu nodded.

"The name is written on the pennant. It seems to be called Duanyu?" The section chief took a look at the pennant in Police Officer Liu's hand.

When Lian Que and Duan Yu heard this, they looked at each other in surprise.With a flash of inspiration, Duan Yu suddenly stood up, excitedly pointing to the section chief, "I am Duan Yu! That's me! I'm that good citizen who stands up for justice!"

"It's you?" Officer Liu said first, and then said to Duan Yu with a straight face, "Take out your driver's license."

When Duanyu heard this, he immediately went numb, and swallowed nervously: "I, I don't have a driver's license..."

"Oh, that's about the same as our guess." Officer Liu smiled coldly, looking at Duan Yu sharply: "You were driving without a license and you were afraid of being investigated by us, so you abandoned the car and ran away."

Officer Liu explained the trick of judging reputation in one sentence, and he was so choked that he couldn't utter a word.

Lian Que immediately spoke good words for Duan Yu: "Officer Liu, you see that he is also a first-time offender, and he has not caused any adverse social impact. Now he is taking the initiative to receive punishment. Can he be dealt with lightly?"

"No adverse social impact?" Police Officer Liu shook his head, and handed Lian Que their punishment sheet, "See for yourself how many traffic lights you ran, how many times you speeded, and you are lucky that nothing happened."

Lian Que was stunned, and looked at the penalty slip in his hand: "Running traffic lights 23 times, speeding 11 times, illegally merging and making U-turns a total of 29 times, a total of 195 points were deducted, and a fine of 12600 yuan..."

"What traffic light is speeding and turning around?" Duanyu couldn't understand what they were saying, so he pulled the corner of La Lianque's clothes and asked in a low voice.

Lian Que sighed deeply, thinking that he was too careless, he only taught Duan Yu how to drive, but did not teach him these most basic traffic rules.

The section chief at the side heard this, and patted Duanyu on the shoulder earnestly and said, "Hey, you young man, it shouldn't be bad for you to be brave and kind, but how can you be so nonsense?"

Although Duanyu didn't know the meaning of what he violated, he could tell from the section chief's tone and Police Officer Liu's attitude that he had caused a catastrophe.

"Then can this pennant help me atone for my crime..." Duanyu asked cautiously.

"He died early in the morning, and the idea of ​​redemption is no longer popular." Officer Liu laughed.

"Then how are you going to punish me?" Duanyu frowned uncomfortably, he had already begun to regret coming here, and he blamed Lian Que for being stubborn, but now it's good, he brought himself here, and now he doesn't say a word.

Lian Que wanted to say something good for him, but the facts were in front of him. Officer Liu was right. Duanyu was lucky that nothing happened. If something happened, it would be a matter of human life.

At this time, you should abandon your personal feelings, kill your relatives righteously, and let Duanyu learn a lesson, all for his own good.

"In addition to the fine, he will be detained for 15 days." Officer Liu said sternly.

Duan Yu hurriedly cast his eyes on Lian Que for help, when Lian Que saw it, he turned his head guiltily, pretending he didn't see it.

"Grandma, I've been tricked!" Duan Yu, who had nowhere to turn for help, bit his lip, glared at Lian Que bitterly, raised his hands in despair, and said resignedly, "Come on, arrest me!" ! Meeting people is not good! I admit it!"

What he said was full of anger, and even Que was not deaf or stupid, so he could tell, so he sighed softly. It seems that Duan Yu still didn't realize the seriousness of his mistake this time, and didn't understand his own mistakes. Good intentions.

At this time, the section chief sighed deeply, pressed down Duanyu's hand, and said to Police Officer Liu: "Well, for the sake of his bravery, he will not be detained. Let him go back."

Police Officer Liu thought for a while, nodded, and said to Duan Yu: "You are a good person, you have a good life. If you are caught driving without a license next time, you will not be as lucky as this time."

Duan Yu was overjoyed, nodded vigorously, grabbed the section chief's hand, and said in a grateful tone, "Master Section Chief! You are my Duanyu's reborn parents! From now on, I will definitely be a good citizen who abides by the law!"

"Young man, young man...don't say it so seriously...we don't want bureaucracy now." The section chief took back his hand in embarrassment, and said to Officer Liu: "Come on, let Xiaoduan hold the pennant, let's shoot A group photo, there is a newspaper waiting for it!"

Police officer Liu smiled helplessly. It turned out that their good section chief had this wishful thinking.