My surname is Zhao, my nemesis is named Tian

Midsummer dawns early.

Chu Youtian thought angrily, next time he stays overnight in Yuxu Palace, he just doesn't remember to hit the dog!

He really couldn't figure it out, the steps to go back to the things that can't be said are almost the same, and they can't find new tricks. After more than a thousand years of double cultivation, how can Zhao Hao not get tired of it?

There was pain everywhere in my body, and I was dragged back again while I was half awake and half asleep.Chu Youtian couldn't bear it anymore, turned over and sat straddling the Taoist couple and cursed: "You f*cking worm with a brain!"

"Baby!" Zhao Hao looked serious, and gently touched his cheek, "How can you use such a cruel analogy? I don't allow you to talk about yourself like that. I love you, and I only have you in my mind... ..."

Chu Youtian: "...get off your master!"

Zhao Hao continued affectionately: "I can't leave. You know, every day I wake up and see you, I always think that life is still meaningful, and I do this and that with you every day, so I..."

"Last warning, Ma Liu burns all "The Encyclopedia of Love Talks"!"

"Baby, this is the voice of my heart." Zhao Hao sighed softly, as if he was having a headache for the little fool in front of him, "My love for you will not be mixed with distracting thoughts. Don't talk about "The Encyclopedia of Love Words", even if the secret book of the holy sword cultivation , how can it compare to a strand of your hair?"

... Damn retarded!

Chu Youtian got up to get dressed, Zhao Hao hugged him from behind, and said softly, "Honey, I haven't bathed yet."

Take a ball bath!Halfway through the bath, he still had to break his waist!

He wants to return to Yuanzong!If he stayed overnight in Yuxu Palace, he would definitely be a dog who didn't remember to hit him! !

After grinding for a long time, Zhao Hao tricked him into the bathtub and cleaned him diligently.It is estimated that the Taoist couple is in a hurry, but Zhao Hao's hands and feet are quite regular.

Chu Youtian dried his hair and searched for a long time while wearing his middle coat, but he couldn't see his Taoist robe.

"What's wrong? The clothes are gone? Wear mine!" Zhao Hao said affectionately three times, "Baby, mine is yours, no matter the stars and the moon in the sky, or this one that only holds your heart, as long as you In a word... No, you don't have to open your mouth, I will definitely deliver everything to you."

"Fuck off."

The spare Daoist robes in the storage bag were also missing, Chu Youtian knew that there must be some bastard.Seeing the time to inspect the disciples, he hurried back to Yuanzong, took up the purple Taoist robe of Yuxu Palace, put it on his body, and hurried out of the mountain gate.

The show-loving madman Zhao Hao is very satisfied.

Chu Youtian went to Yuxu Peak to meet his juniors, and the juniors looked at him with emotion, resentment and pity.

The third junior brother sharpened his sword and rushed towards Yuxu, the fourth junior brother used the charm left on Zhao Hao to make trouble, and the junior junior brother gave him a few jars of kidney nourishing tonic.

The name of Zhao Ritian, the number one mortal enemy of Guiyuanzong, once again became famous among the disciples of the inner and outer sects.

What kind of evil did you make!

Chatting with the fourth junior brother at noon, the master appeared at some time, looked at his crumpled Yuxu palace Taoist robe and the horrible marks on his neck, and seriously asked Zhao Hao if he had insulted him.

If the bed is the bed, it must be said that there is no.

The master seemed to believe it, and he took the fourth junior brother away and said that he wanted to talk to Lord Jianzun about the old days.

What's the old story?Your disciple once insulted my disciple's old age.

Lord Jianzun is sticky with the real person in charge, impatient to see guests, and has no time to protect his shortcomings: "Yes, yes, Zhao Hao is a rascal! This deity must be strictly disciplined. Alas, Zhao Hao, come here, I heard that there are people in the north. Yi, go and guard the tomb for a few days."

Zhao Hao rolled away on the spot.

Chu Youtian applauded.

The days of guarding the mausoleum are particularly long.

The Taoist couple is cultivating hard in the north, and if Chu Youtian bothers him again, he will always be worried after half a month.

On this day, Chu Youtian rushed to the wilderness of the northern capital, and Zhao Hao was playing cards with two ghost cultivators.

The northern land is barren, and the card table does not exist.The three of them cut down the ancient wood and used the stump as a desk.The table was filled with spiritual stones, and the dried fruits were scattered everywhere under the case.

When Chu Youtian came, Zhao Hao turned his back to him, raising one long leg so that he was trembling.The back view is full of pride, and she seems to be living a more nourishing life than in Yuxu Palace.

The ghost cultivator on the opposite side glanced at Chu Youtian, and gave his companion a malicious look.

The two of them started to have nothing to say: "Fellow Daoist Zhao Hao, we didn't talk about it, you have such good conditions, why did you find a cold and tough sword cultivator as a Taoist partner?"

"You guys know nothing." Zhao Hao grabbed a handful of spiritual fruits and stuffed them into his mouth, and said vaguely, "What's wrong with my Youtian being rough? Haven't you heard of boudoir fun?"

Ghost Xiu first questioned and then flattered, speaking with a sense of awe that he yearned for.

Zhao Hao swallowed a sip of herbal tea, bragging X: "There are so many gentle little sisters, what's so special about it? Let me ask you, the usual cold and hard-headed rival lay obediently under his body, tossing and moaning, crying Begging to say nasty words one sentence at a time, feeling ashamed and angry about being extremely honest, with feelings or not? It’s not me bragging, that taste... tsk tsk, it’s so wonderful.”

Ghost Xiu repeatedly exclaimed, urging him to say a few more words, Zhao Hao got excited and talked endlessly, almost shaking off what kind of posture the Taoist partner likes.He got excited and rolled up his sleeves to demonstrate, when he suddenly heard someone say in a low voice, "Zhao Ritian, are you courting death?"

Zhao Hao thought to himself, oh, he is really a good Taoist couple who concentrates on being infatuated, and he started to hear hallucinations after not seeing Baby Youtian for a few days.After sighing, the right poker player left him and ran away.

Then the back of his neck went cold.

The chilly sword energy.

Oh, it turned out it wasn't an auditory hallucination.

???

!!!

Zhao Hao looked back and said with a smile, "Honey, why are you here?"

Die, die, die, can he still save it! !

Chu Youtian sneered: "Zhao Ritian, you have grown up."

Zhao Hao walked around the blade and touched the Taoist couple's little hand, and said affectionately: "That's natural, for you, even if the road ahead is full of difficulties and dangers, I will never stop moving forward."

Chu Youtian: "...try saying another coquettish thing?"

Zhao Hao raised his hand and kissed his fingertips, with a devout expression on his face: "Do you want to hear it? All my life, I've only been talking coquettishly in front of you... Ouch, it hurts!"

Chu Youtian dragged Zhao Hao and flung him into the grove.

The Taoist couple's movements were extremely rough, and Zhao Hao hit the back of his head with a stone, making him dizzy.He was dizzy, his jaw was squeezed suddenly, and his tongue was pressed into his mouth to bite.

At the end of the kiss, Chu Youtian tilted his head and spit out half a mouthful of bloodshot threats: "Lie down. I can't fuck you to death today!"

The Taoist companion pressed on him aggressively, and Zhao Hao panicked: "Baby, let's talk well, don't move your hands..."

Chu Youtian took off his shirt and squinted at him: "What? I can't fuck you?"

"No no no, of course it's fucking good." Zhao Hao said softly, "I'm afraid it's your first time on the top, and you don't have much experience, so it's better if you dodge your waist." He turned his shoulders to change to a comfortable lying position, Chu You Tian slapped him again: "Be honest with me."

Zhao Hao was honest.

Chu Youtian was very annoying.

Speaking of things that cannot be described, Zhao Hao is dozens of times more enthusiastic than him. There are countless dirty calligraphy and paintings piled up in Yuxu Palace, and he wants to get him to practice a few times every few days.

Chu Youtian thought in his heart, although he didn't see much theory, but hasn't the dog been passed by the dog? After all, the essence of Huihui is the same, how difficult it can be!

Zhao Hao was in pain.

But how to deal with it, it hurts to become such a virtue if it is not really true.Really hurt that he had to lie in bed for at least ten days and half a month?

He sighed, lying down aggrieved and letting himself be fucked, he didn't look like he was enjoying it at all.

Chu Youtian didn't dare to move, let go of his hand and said, "You do it yourself!"

Zhao Hao responded in a low voice, looking up from the Taoist couple's thin waist, passing by the neck where the traces have faded all the way, enjoying it instantly.

Chu Youtian realized that he cared about lusting after himself, and he was ashamed and angry: "Behind!"

Zhao Hao lowered his eyebrows and moistened his fingers obediently.

Chu Youtian was even more annoying.

How could this little daughter-in-law look like a bully who forced her into prostitution?

Chu Youtian said coldly: "Zhao Hao, are you not happy?"

Zhao Hao is obedient: "Happy, happy, as long as the baby is happy."

Chu Youtian knocked down his wrist, lowered his upper body and said, "What does it feel like to have your deadly enemy rolling and moaning under you...?"

Zhao Hao wished he could give himself a backhand, and he would have to say what he owed.

If you are going to die, hurry up and save it!

"Youtian..." He lowered his eyelids, his lips and teeth seemed to be full of words, "I just said those words because... I miss you so much."

The hands that pressed the shoulders tightened for a moment, Zhao Hao continued to press on, with tears streaming from the corners of his eyes: "I miss you so much."

She slipped her palm behind her and hugged him gently.

"Stupid."

Zhao Hao hummed softly, and buried his forehead into the opponent's shoulder.

Sure enough, no matter how long the past has passed, the power of this sentence will never diminish. Hahahaha, who in the cultivation world has his wit! ! !

Zhao Hao was very happy to escape the lying fuck with his ability.

Chu Youtian was not very happy.

In any case, he also experienced the indescribable feeling of having a deadly enemy under him.

It's not as mysterious as Zhao Hao's bragging.

Well, he admits, the taste is barely too bad.