My straight man has a longer reflex arc

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Xiao Yue and Cheng Yang have been living together for several months.

Since their son was in a car accident, the parents who have almost suffered the pain of losing their son have seen it a lot.

Hearing that Xiao Yue's old illness in his leg hadn't healed, he persuaded him to go back to the United States for a visit, so as not to delay it.Xiao Yue fully agreed to take Cheng Yang with him.

During the period of becoming a father and mother, there were ups and downs. The couple also wanted to relax and decided to go on a trip.

Xiao Yue helped to recommend the itinerary, first to Switzerland, then to Norway, Sweden, and he will cover the entire cost!

After Cheng Xiaoye found out, he kept humming: "You are very scheming." These are all countries where gay marriage is legal, and the support rate for same-sex marriage is as high as nearly [-]% in half.

"Are you going to open my parents' eyes? Is your next step going to marry my brother?" Cheng Xiaoye said.

"I've bought all the rings." Xiao Yue glanced at him: "Are you going to play?"

"Don't go."

"Norway is a good place, your public servant won't let you go."

Cheng Xiaoye suddenly couldn't sit still: "Nonsense is overbearing, who is he? I want to go to school!"

Xiao Yue looked at him tut tut, but didn't speak.

"What's your expression? I have nothing to do with him!" Cheng Xiaoye was furious, and for the first time he didn't know how to reply.

Xiao Yue was still gloating, looking at him with the expression of waiting for a play.

Cheng Xiaoye became anxious, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Brother! Xiao Yue bullied me, he said that I am an illiterate old man who hasn't graduated—"

Cheng Yang came out of the bedroom and said, "Xiao Yue, don't bully Xiaoye."

"..." Xiao Yue also suddenly went mad: "I didn't say that! I didn't say that! He blackmailed me again!"

Cheng Yang frowned and looked at the two of them, and finally chose to knock Xiao Yue on the head: "Shut up, Xiao Ye has just been discharged from the hospital, let him have a little rest."

"It's been three months, why has he just been discharged from the hospital? Yangyang, you just protect him, you don't love me!" Xiao Yue became jealous.

Cheng Yang was so busy that he didn't bother to talk to him, so he picked up his collar and brought it into the bedroom: "You said you were going abroad, but you didn't clean up, I'm going to be so busy, hurry up and help, or you can go by yourself, I won't accompany you gone."

Xiao Yue immediately drooped his ears, obediently followed into the bedroom.

Cheng Xiaoye rolled his eyes at him, turned on the phone comfortably and started playing games!

I haven't woken up for five years, and when I woke up, there were so many games - why is it so difficult, and I am always beaten to death?

When he was playing hard, an incoming call from Lu Zhan popped up on the screen, and he picked it up, and said angrily, "Hello?"

"Ono, how about coming to my place?"

"No time." After finishing speaking, he was about to hang up the phone.

"But I was hurt, badly."

"Don't lie, your speed bullets can't catch up."

The other end hung up the phone suddenly.

Cheng Xiaoye looked at the phone, and after a long time, he snorted, turned on the screen and continued playing games.

After two more rounds of death, feeling uneasy, he simply packed his backpack, opened the door and went out silently.

Xiao Yue helped fold the clothes in the bedroom, and all the clothes he folded were twisted like blown paper when opened.

Cheng Yang was depressed, and regretted inviting him to make trouble, so he quickly brushed him away.

"Stand and watch, learn a little bit, how come you are in your twenties, and you still don't know anything?" Cheng Yang hated iron and steel like his mother taught his son, and taught him by hand.

Xiao Yue obediently stood behind and learned.

In less than half a minute, a suit shirt was folded with meticulous care, comparable to the samples in the window.

"Do you understand?" Cheng Yang earnestly said.

"...I don't understand."

"Then I'll fold another one, and fold it slowly."

With that said, he straightened the second shirt, buttoned it with shoulders, and folded it...

Xiao Yue watched him earnestly from behind, before he finished folding, he couldn't help hugging him, and said with a low laugh: "Yangyang, you are so virtuous."

Cheng Yang pushed him: "You are stupid, let me go, have you learned it yet?"

"Understood, may I fold it for you?"

"You stack."

Xiao Yue smiled, put his wrist around his waist, and started to unbutton his belt.

"what are you doing?"

"...I want to stack this one on you."

The hand has already reached into the clothes, and touched up along the navel.

Cheng Yang quickly grabbed the hand that was shuttling through his clothes: "No way! Last night...I'm too tired, why are you..."

"Let's come here a few times less this time, okay?" Xiao Yue rubbed his face against his neck, like a puppy wanting to eat a bone, and then wagged and waggled toward the immediate growth of a tail.

"No, I don't want to."

"I can't help it..." Xiao Yue pressed the man under his clothes.

Cheng Yang hurriedly shouted: "You, you, you want it now, so don't bother me at night."

Xiao Yue buried his face in his open neckline, let out a long "um", thought carefully, and discussed: "Look, is it good for us to do it three times during the day and four times at night, separately, and we will Wouldn't it be very humane?"

Simply inhumane!

"You're just..." Cheng Yang pushed him speechlessly, "You're so shameless, I don't want to..."

"Then it's okay, do it three times now?"

"No, no, no, no..."

The protest was invalid, Xiao Yue had the final say on the bed.

Press the person directly on the bed and unbutton it.Xiao Yue unpacked the clothes a hundred times faster than folding them. It took less than ten seconds for the clothes and pants to be thrown away.

Every inch of skin on his body could not escape the taste of his lips and tongue. After tasting all the time, he had already disarmed and surrendered the other party. He lifted Cheng Yang's legs, and slowly slid his hands to the root of his thighs. The smooth and delicate feeling made him feel His mind went numb for a while, and he couldn't help leaning forward to enter the most charming moment.

The two rolled in a pile of clothes, and the noon sun cast on the two brightly lined bodies through the blinds. With the up and down movements, they were half sliding like water ripples.

"Xiao Yue, Xiao Yue...ah...ah..."

"Yang Yang..."

"Easy, light...it's too deep, it can't do it, Xiao Yue..."

Xiao Yue kissed Cheng Yang's ear deeply, and said in a low and hoarse voice, "Yangyang, you haven't said you love me yet? Have you?"

"You...you lightly, lightly..."

"I want to hear..."

"Ah! You...I, I won't say..." Cheng Yang blushed.

Xiao Yue hooked his lips and smiled: "Don't say it? Then let's do the four times at night together?"

"No, no...how dare you..."

The movement in the room is getting louder and louder, the clothes just now have been folded in vain... It is estimated that there is a possibility of rewashing...

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When Cheng Xiaoye arrived at Lu Zhan's house, he knocked on the door twice outside, and answered slowly inside, asking who it was?

It sounds tough.

Cheng Xiaoye shouted: "Me. Are you hurt so badly?"

There was no echo from inside.

Cheng Xiaoye knocked on the door twice again: "Hello! How are you doing?"

Still silent.

"Dead? Smelly policeman, talk!"

The door slammed open, and the person inside grinned: "It's not dead."

Cheng Xiaoye looked at him and looked at the people inside, his hands were wrapped in bandages, how did he get hurt?He walked in and muttered, "It's not dead."

Lu Zhan lay on the chair with his hands folded, and lit a cigarette: "Catch a robber, the bullet has passed."

Seeing him holding a cigarette with his wounded hand, Cheng Xiaoye gave him a white look: "I'll just die!"

Lu Zhan approached him: "Isn't this also concerned about me?"

"I care what you do? Stop being sentimental."

"Ono..."

Lu Zhan moved closer to him.

Cheng Xiaoye looked at him with wide eyes: "...what are you doing?"

"How about being with me?"

"Me?" Cheng Xiaoye rolled his eyes and said, "We are not suitable."

"Where is it inappropriate?"

"I don't eat spicy food."

"I decided to wait until the day you started, and I have already given up spicy food. After five years, I have given up a long time ago."

Cheng Xiaoye was stunned for a moment, but his mouth was still cold: "No matter what... I won't be with uncle."

"I'm just six years older than you."

"Six years old?"

"But you are self-willed, others can't afford you."

"Can you say that again?"

"Say it again? Yes." Lu Zhan moved closer, the tip of his nose almost touching the other's nose. He showed a naughty smile, which forced Cheng Xiaoye to retreat a bit.

But he grabbed it back: "I said, I just like you who are wayward. Others can't support you. I dare to support you. You should be with me..."

Cheng Xiaoye felt the tip of his nose cool, and was caught off guard by the other party's kiss.

He jumped up and his ears were burning.Pointing at Lu Zhan's nose and yelling: "Bastard! You are a hooligan...no one has ever kissed me!"

"Then I'm making money!" Lu Zhan's brows and eyes stretched, quite proud.

"you you......"

"So, the first kiss is still there?"

"none of your business!"

"In this case, send me off by the way."

After speaking, he stretched his arms and pulled the person who hadn't run far away, dragged him into his arms in a spiral, and printed his lips on the opponent's lips!

Cheng Xiaoye scratched and beat the man open, and within ten seconds the first kiss was gone, he jumped anxiously: "I'll fight you!! I'll kill you!"

In one go, he rushed forward with a murderous spirit, but was beaten into a meat bag, and was pressed in a chair to snatch the "first kiss" for 3 minutes...

--2--

Cheng Xiaoye was buying books in the bookstore, squatting in front of a large meal of textbooks in distress, considering whether to enroll in a cram school.

After leaving the bookstore with a lot of books in his arms, a car stopped in front of him, and the window was rolled down, revealing that disgusting face that was both good and evil.

"What are you going to do again? Why do you appear and disappear like a ghost?"

"I'll take you home."

"unnecessary!"

"The book is heavy, isn't it? Come up, and I'll help you up the stairs when the time comes. Your sixth floor is there. People's servants don't have to use it for nothing."

Cheng Xiaoye thought it was right after thinking about it, so he decided to get in the car.

On the way, Lu Zhan asked, "Are you still living with your brother?"

"Temporarily. But I'm moving out soon. I'm going to be independent."

Lu Zhan nodded: "That's right, your brother has someone else to live with, it's inconvenient for you to rely on it, come live with me? It's free, I can also cook, Huaiyang cuisine, Northeast cuisine, South and North cuisine, It can cook anything, and it tastes better than your brother's!"

"My brother cooks the best food in the whole world, don't try to trick me over there." Cheng Xiaoye didn't appreciate it.

"What are you going to do?"

"I want to keep going to school!"

Cheng Xiaoye was also a little distressed when he said: "I was 23 when I woke up. I was a sophomore in high school. Even if I can keep up, I will be 24 years old when I graduate from high school. When I graduate from university, I will become an uncle..."

"Then don't bother, don't read."

"How can I find a job without studying and without a diploma?"

"What's your job?" Lu Zhan was thinking about things indifferently, and suddenly asked, "Well...can you cook?"

"will not."

"Can you fold clothes?"

"No, I will hang clothes."

"Will you buy food?"

"Will not bargain."

"Can you wash dishes?"

"meeting......"

"Great! I will support you!"

"...Crazy." Cheng Ono threw a book in his hand.

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"Your brother has already gone to the United States with Xiao Yue, what about your meal?"

"Takeaway." Cheng Xiaoye was busy playing games.

"Will you eat at my place today?" Lu Zhan took the opportunity to ask.

"What to eat?" The other party didn't even look up.

"Vinegar pork ribs, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, braised mandarin fish, roasted pork with chestnuts, beef with potatoes..."

"Okay! I... think about it."

Cheng Xiaoye swallowed calmly, pretending to be indifferent.

"Would you like another braised crayfish?"

"do not want!"

"Don't you like it?" Lu Zhan wondered.

"I don't know why? Now I feel like throwing up when I smell crayfish." Cheng Xiaoye was also puzzled.

So Lu Zhan remained silent.

"Also, when I saw you that day, I thought of crayfish. Why?"

So that day when I went to the hospital to pick you up, you rolled my eyes for no reason?

Lu Zhan was even more convinced that Cheng Xiaoye really woke up because of his perseverance!

"Speaking..." Lu Zhan asked the question he had been asking all along: "When your brother and Xiao Yue return to the United States, can the Xiao family help them?"

"Xiao Yue's stepmother gave birth to a son two months ago, and the Xiao family has a successor! In the future, Xiao Yue's father will abdicate to Xiao Yue, and when Xiao Yue abdicates to his younger brother, he will be relaxed. His family can't control Xiao Yue's... ...Oops! Don't talk to me! I'm going to win, I'm going to win!"

Cheng Ono stared at the game interface with wide eyes and said nervously.

Another win!He raised his chin and said to Lu Zhanxuan, "Am I powerful?"

"awesome!"

Lu Zhan gave a thumbs up, and followed the other party tactfully, pretending to rely on his protection to fulfill his little pride, saying "Although I am the 'strongest king', I am willing to support you" smiley face.

"Ah! This group of mentally retarded people with snowflakes on their heads—"

So in the end, they died in a complete defeat...

Cheng Xiaoye angrily killed the enemy with his mouth, and threw his mobile phone on the quilt!

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Lu Zhan's younger sister, Lu Qian, came to the house this day, always wanting to meet the person his brother mentioned.

Speaking of Lu Zhan, his parents passed away early due to an accident, and his only relative was his younger sister. Lu Zhan had worked hard since he was a child, and before he met Cheng Xiaoye, the nemesis, the only person he cared about was his younger sister.

Cheng Xiaoye was tempted by Lu Zhan with delicious food that day. When he walked to the street outside the community, he saw Lu Zhan and a girl entering the community.

Cheng Xiaoye stepped forward to say hello with a blank face—rolling his eyes at Lu Zhan.

"Who is she?"

"My sister."

Cheng Xiaoye looked at Lu Qianfa's hand on Lu Zhan's arm, and grinned, "Huh, sister? Your sister catches a lot of them on the street, and that's called 'pickup', isn't it?"

Lu Zhan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he had to quickly introduce to his sister: "This is the ancestor I told you, who takes advantage of the reason or not, and has to be treated without forgiveness."

"Shaozhi Sang scolded Huai." Cheng Xiaoye glanced at him, and asked hesitantly, "Is...is your sister?"

"Otherwise? We look so alike, what else can we be except brother and sister?"

Cheng Xiaoye muttered unhappily: "Isn't there something called 'husband and wife picture'? Who knows if you are..."

After hearing this, Lu Qian couldn't bear it anymore, and said to her brother, "Brother, your boyfriend is so cute!"

"I'm not his boyfriend..."

"Who said it's not anymore?" Lu Zhan directly pulled the man over and kissed his forehead: "The first kiss is mine, what else?"

"Hello, sister-in-law!" Lu Qian couldn't help laughing, and quickly stretched out her hand without giving Cheng Xiaoye a chance to explain.

"I'm really not..."

"I'm Lu Qian, meeting you for the first time!"

"..."

Cheng Xiaoye held back for a long time, and finally stretched out his hand: "Cheng Song."

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Now it's really over--I really don't want to part with it.