Full of evil reborn male [Live]

Young Master Li locked himself in the room as soon as he returned home, and shouted hysterically: "No one is allowed to come in!"

The ghost is on the body, this must be a ghost!

That bastard was chattering when he was alive in his previous life. At that time, he was in a "life-and-death duel" with him every day, and he could shake his limp hands in a blink of an eye, chatting with his shoulders without restraint, if he didn't speak in an orderly manner, I really thought this bastard was driven mad by Zhou Dun's torture.In this life, I don't know where God made a mistake. He didn't wait for him to "know" Hejian Wang, and he belched as soon as he met him.

From time to time, the voice of the so-called "Nanshan Great Immortal" came from the core of his forehead, and the voice made him "obedient".

Li Xian's veins jumped when he heard it, will I not be able to hear this weird accent and voice when you're dead? !I don't know who this bastard is from. When he was in the same prison, his speech was quite weird. From time to time, some words and sentences that he didn't understand appeared. The two tortured each other's ears for several months, and then gradually communicated with each other. Because of this, he was so tired that Li Dashao could speak the elegant dialect of Kyoto, and even now, he leaked some rural slang from time to time.

hum!Great Immortal, could it be that the ground squirrel became a great Immortal!

It's just that this ghost has got into his own head now, and there is nothing he can do for a while, just listen to what he wants to do, and then look for opportunities to find a master of Buddhism and Taoism to destroy it!

"... Great Immortal, I am just an ordinary person in the world. I am not yet an adult, and I can only play with dogs and cocks for some jokes. How can I say 'full of evil'? I was born in wealth and wealth by luck, and gold, jade, and beauty are commonplace. If the Immortal needs anything , Just give orders, I will do my best to obey. I just ask the Great Immortal to forgive me, can I move to another place to live? My head really can't bear to be here forever!"

This bastard wanted to pretend to be a fairy, so he played fairy play with him, coaxed the "ghost" out first, and then cleaned up before it was too late.

Although Li Xian is a reckless person who has suffered a lifetime of losses, he has restrained himself in this life. After all, he is not a deep-minded person from the city, and his face inevitably reveals something when he is thinking.

[Hahaha, Xiao Ke, you lied to ghosts!People in ancient times didn't believe it! ]

[Isn't this kid stupid and cowardly?Why are IQ and EQ all of a sudden charged together? ]

[Don't talk nonsense, just do it, call if you don't obey! ]

……

Lines of text suddenly floated up and passed quickly before my eyes.

Li Xian always felt that these words didn't seem to have any good intentions, and he was anxious to see what was written. After thinking about it, the words suddenly froze and stagnated!

Li Xian was startled, then overjoyed, hey!It seemed that the words were still at his command, and when he thought about it, the words flew past in an instant.In a hurry, he stared fiercely at one of the lines of words, that line of words really stopped, and it was zoomed in and floated close to him, and the rest of the words were no longer floating.When he turned his eyes to the left, all the floating characters moved to the left, and when his eyes turned to the right, all the characters in each line turned to the right.

After careful identification, the line of characters stared at is horizontal and vertical, which seems to be in the same line as Yan Guo's official script, and it lacks strokes and paintings, which is much simpler, but it is very similar to the "simplified characters" that the bastard in the previous life occasionally caught strokes.

Look at this sentence, line by line, it doesn't seem like that bastard said it alone, could it be... What the fuck is it not a ghost that makes a home in his head, but a nest of ghosts!

Mother~~~ It seems that my son will come down to see you soon!

Li Xian's scalp was numb in shock, his lips trembled in fright, and his heart was bitter and astringent. He had managed to regain his life inexplicably, and now he was doomed, and his uncles couldn't save him, and his own life was on the verge of death...

Etc., etc!Keep calm!

My uncle said that whenever there is a catastrophe, the only way to calm down is to be calm, and only to be sensitive.

He tried his best to bite his trembling lips, and carefully read the lines of characters. Although this kind of "simplified characters" was weird, he had been taught to see it, and he could actually recognize three or four out of ten characters.

For example, this line: "...electricity, if you don't listen...just electricity,...teach, dog... strip...reflex..."

Could it be... these "ghosts" want to train him like a dog? ! What is "electricity"?Could it be the meaning of the father of thunder and the mother of lightning?

Before Li Xian could figure it out, the viewers in the live broadcast room were impatient and asked the broadcaster to implement the "Teaching of Love". Zhong Ke watched the rows of lightning flash up, as if countless stars flashed before his eyes, and his eyes froze. Jin Guang secretly said: "Brother, I'm sorry, Dian Dian is good for your health!"

[Li Xian!You actually ignored my decree of the Great Immortal, just wait and see my magic weapon call! 】

sizzle sizzle...

Young Master Li suddenly felt numb all over his body and was in pain, his hands and feet twitched, foaming at the mouth, rolling his eyes like a sheep's disease attack!Before he could even make a scream, he collapsed on the ground and half fainted.

[I'm going, it seems that the electricity is a little overdone. 】

Zhong Ke was startled, and hurriedly explained the law to the audience: [Everyone, it doesn’t matter if you play a video joke once in a while, but if it exceeds a certain level, uh, the federal law has graded protection for intelligent humanoids in the small world.

In particular, if this kind of historically complete human beings did not defend themselves to protect the 'projected' body, or injure indigenous human beings for no reason and cause serious injury or death based on humanitarian aid, they should be charged with "crimes against humanity" and "endangering the public". If you are criminally responsible for the crime of consciousness, this is not a mosaic issue. Don’t say that our live broadcast room will be closed by then, Xiao Keke, I will have to go in and squat for a few years! 】

[It's okay, okay, who doesn't know this law, isn't it to protect the physical and mental health of viewers watching the live broadcast, don't see the perverted murderer coming.Hey, that kid is awake! ]

[Cough, you know you are wrong! 】Zhong Ke hastily slowed down his tone, intending to appease him or her.

Li Xian's eyes were blank, he was stunned for a while, ignored the bastard's nagging in his head, suddenly got up, stood up and cursed: "Bi Qi mother! Zhong Ke, you bastard, you deserve to go to the [-]th floor of hell!" Shit#￥%&... If you die, you will die, and I didn't kill you. It got into your father's head. If you have the guts, you come out to fight?! Grandpa is afraid that you won't be named Li, but you are a ghost Sun Tzu Zhong! My life is so cheap, you are going to kill me, I will fight you for [-] rounds even if I become a ghost!"

He already respects me, arrogant and arrogant, the king of heaven and the old man don't pay attention to him, the emperor dares to sleep with the general and dares to eunuch, but he is afraid of death, and he has come back to life these days, and he has followed the rules again, and he is very aggrieved.

This dead ghost deceived people too much, and it immediately provoked Li Xian's tired, lazy and spunky temper. At worst, he would die, wouldn't he become a ghost after death? !I was never afraid of this bastard when I was half disabled, but now I have turned into a ghost and bit it to death!

Electricity, electricity!Call your mother!

[Aw!The aborigines have gone mad, be careful of the mad dog! ]

[Is it the right way to add a stick and a carrot? ]

[Hey!its not right!Isn't the point that this kid knows the broadcaster? !How could he recognize the broadcaster?Could it be that this yamen had an affair with that beggar?That's not right, he recognized "Zhong Ke", not a beggar...]

[there is only one truth!This small yamen is also a projectile, and it is the friend or rival of the broadcaster Zhong Ke! ]

The boss of the V-certification couldn't bear these idiotic inferences, and sent another voice: Stop talking nonsense, obviously this kid is reborn, and he recognized Zhong Ke because the two shut down together when they swiped the small world. Years old little black house! ★

[oh!That's it, I still don't understand. ]

[oh!It turns out that the money is calculated according to the text, 50 words and 5000 star coins, if there is more, you will have to make up, one word is one hundred gold!Boss, you didn't post enough words, what a loss! ]

[Hey, hey, what's the key point? !Huh?Where is the point? ]

[Everyone, thank you "Yunshen I don't know where to go" for your advice. If you follow the assumptions of the boss, it can explain why Zhong Er is not disfigured. Li Xian is like a ghost when he sees my beggar's initial anchor point. Yes, because - he still retains the memory of the first swipe!Zhong Er's face-shattering tragedy was avoided, most likely due to his butterfly effect. 】

Zhong Ke suddenly realized that although this kind of native rebirth is rare, it is not impossible.

When developing a small world, the first "projection" often has a high probability of failure. When re-selecting the time wedge when the first brush is turned to the second brush, it may affect the "soul" of one or several indigenous people, and by the way, return to the time point of the second brush .

He was too unlucky when he first started, and he fell into Zhou Dun's hands. Except for the servants who arrested him for interrogation and torture at the beginning, Zhou Dun and Li Xian got along for a long time, especially Li Xian, a cellmate who ate and slept together, wrestled and talked. After a year, I am really familiar with it.If it is said that he will be affected by his second time wedge, it is probably him.

As for Zhou Dun, judging from his indifferent appearance when he saw the "beggar" today, it can be seen that this guy was not reborn under the influence of the time wedge.

[I X, this is a bit difficult to do, pretending to be a fairy failed, old acquaintances recognize each other, it seems that it is not good to stick a knife in front of you? ! 】Zhong Ke murmured, staring at a person who was cursing happily, foaming all over the mouth, stamping his hair, and greeted his eighteen generations of ancestors and Li Xian of various human organs. Wire.snort!You can do whatever you want, the aborigines have no civilization or culture, we interstellar civilized people... let's do it ourselves, let's see how long he can swear with a little saliva.

The audience in the live broadcast room were still chattering out bad ideas:

[There is nothing that cannot be tempted by interests, if not, it must be that the interests are not big enough.Broadcaster, this is the end of the matter, if you can't threaten, let's lure! ]

[That makes sense, all judges, please brainstorm, we can only transmit energy to this small world, electricity can't really kill him, let's see what we can do to lure this guy? ] Zhong Ke was in high spirits, and immediately mobilized the role of anchor, asking the audience to open their minds, and lure that fallen soul in the small world to simply fall to the end!

[V Yunshen I don’t know where to go: Ionized energy conduction at the right frequency and at the right location can stimulate the muscles and meridians of the human body, achieving the effect of strengthening the body by 23 times. There are detailed papers and examples in "A New Analysis of Traditional Chinese Medicine in the Earth Period". ]

[Ore deposits!Invention!The secret recipe!Apart from longevity, with our backing, what can he not do?We also let him walk around, take us to see the ancient times, and experience the historical process. If this exchange were for me, he would kneel and lick the immortal eight hundred times and call him grandpa! ]

[Hmph, stupid humans!ignorance.Go to the cartoons of the ancient earth period, and you will find that the human beings more than 200 years ago used the basic energy of ionization to the extreme in terms of imagination, and our current technology can realize most of them. brain hole.For example: storing electricity in the human body, electric shocks to massage the heart, electromagnetic whips, ionization teleportation, radio wave eavesdropping, electric shock flashes, electromagnetic kings, and even releasing lightning to form thunder clouds. ]

[applaud!Chi Chi Chi Chi, everyone looks back today to find out what power applications there are,]

【good!Let's have a space-time interest negotiation with this kid. 】