The days when I was cooking at station B

Is the soil so delicious?

Ke Xiaohang briefly said on his social platform and live broadcast room that there are all kinds of bad things about eating soil, not only the taste, texture, nutrition and the most troublesome thing is that it can cause constipation.

Interstellar people had almost never encountered constipation in the past. This is still catching up with the era of Ke Xiaohang's live broadcast of food, and he was constipated after eating some heavy food without any restraint.

But the constipation caused by eating normal food and eating soil is another matter. One is the pain after stretching the chrysanthemum, at least it can be pulled out, while the other is completely unable to pull it out.

Rely on the help of foreign objects.

In the old days, there was a serious shortage of food due to the war, and there was nothing to fill the belly. In Ke Xiaohang's country, there was a kind of soil that could be eaten, but it could only be eaten in a small amount, and it needed to be mixed with other foods.This kind of soil is called Guanyin soil, and it is mainly demolite, which is used to treat constipation.It’s okay to eat a small amount of this kind of soil. After drinking a little water, you will feel your stomach swells, giving you the illusion of fullness, and will not make people feel hungry.

However, after eating this kind of soil, it will be a little troublesome to get a tuba in the back.

Eating a small amount on a large can also be painful and unbearable. Looking back will not kill people.

Eating too much will make people suffocate to death.

As for the other way of eating soil, it is a kind of clay in Africa. The people there have the habit of eating soil because of their ancestors. Their stomachs are different from ordinary people. In addition, the clay is somewhat different from Guanyin clay. , To eat this kind of clay, they will add various foods into it, and the clay only occupies a small part, and then bake it to make pancakes.

People who are traveling now will try to buy some to taste. Outsiders are not used to it, but locals eat it with gusto.

You must know that these pancakes made of soil are specially for pregnant women and children, and they are said to be nutritious after all...

Regardless of whether it is really nutritious or fake, Ke Xiaohang is not very interested in eating soil.

So he told everyone the pros and cons of it, of course the drawbacks are big after all.

however……

It's useless at all, interstellar netizens have become obsessed with eating soil, and they always believe that soil is also a very delicious food.

They have become completely brain-dead fans and believe that no matter what the ingredients are, as long as they pass through the hands of food anchors, they will definitely become delicious delicacies.

Moreover, soil is everywhere, can be seen everywhere, the cost is so low, and it doesn’t need to be as difficult to deal with as those mutated plants and animals in the interstellar world, right? If it can be made delicious, it will not cost money in the future. great thing~

So when they saw the disadvantages mentioned by the anchor, they ignored them. Constipation is a big deal. It's not like they don't have constipation. There are many people in StarCraft, so this matter is easy to solve.

In short, the matter of eating soil has evolved very violently in the later period, and netizens seem to be obsessed with eating soil.

Ke Xiaohang could only choose to compromise with their request.

What can he do.

Some people just want to eat dirt, and they can't be stopped, and they are about to hit people.

So, in "Where is the food?" "One episode of this program is about eating soil. The supernatural beings don't catch mutant animals or look for plants. Instead, they dig the soil...

The show was boring, and it didn't look exciting at all, but the audience couldn't help but buy it, they liked it, it was so much fun to mention it individually.

Yeah.

Just dig a little more and find the right one.

The supernatural beings worked hard without complaining, dug the soil honestly, and finally dug up suitable edible soil...

The chefs also played [-]% of their craftsmanship, making this dish as close as possible to the legend (*￣m￣)

As for the judges that day, except for Ke Xiaohang, everyone tasted it with great interest and gave some good comments after eating.

In this episode of the show, five kinds of edible soil were finally found. The judges went from being curious at the beginning to calm and finally numb.

They began to complain crazily in their hearts:

I'm going!

your mother!The anchor really didn't lie, the soil is really unpalatable.

The more you eat, the more unpalatable it is, it's almost fatal.

I didn't feel it at first, but later I felt really uncomfortable, the taste was not good, my stomach was still bloated and uncomfortable, and I didn't want to eat at all.But they are not like Ke Xiaohang, the host has great power, and it is impossible to make excuses, so they can only bite the bullet and eat it.

I'm really eating dirt, I can't eat it anymore.

It was the first time that they were looking forward to the end of this show, and they really couldn't hold on any longer.

But looking at the people around, they all showed a delicious tongue that they were about to eat, as if they were savoring the ultimate enjoyment of delicious food in the world, and they couldn't help but doubt life.

Damn, I don't want to be a different kind, I'd rather be a show dad for a while.

Anyway, after the show, he must not be alone.

Finally, after the filming of this episode of the program ended, all the judges collectively made a collective appearance of vomiting, and found that they couldn't vomit, so they ran into the toilet again.

As a result, a large group of people blushed and looked at Ke Xiaohang anxiously, not letting him leave.

Anchor, help me.

How can it break when it is about to rise to death?

They should listen to the anchor more, eat less dirt and drink less water, why don't they listen.

Why do you have to make life difficult for yourself→_→

Faced with everyone's eyes asking for help, Ke Xiaohang said that he was also under a lot of pressure.

After briefly giving a few rough plans, Ke Xiaohang dragged his lover away from the murder scene.

Terrible (ó﹏ò)

For a moment he felt like he was going to die.

What does it feel like to be besieged by a group of people suffocated to death? Is that more terrifying than a zombie siege?

Seeing this scene, the supernatural beings who were a little bit envious at first breathed a sigh of relief.

It turns out that not every time being a judge is a happy thing.

It's better to be a foodie honestly. Now it seems that being a supernatural person is also very good. No, there are a lot of judges who take the lead, and they are still witnesses.

The supernatural beings expressed their great gratitude. As the chefs in the show, they only tasted some of the dishes while cooking. They didn't eat a lot, and most of them didn't feel much. Of course, it would take a day or two to feel it. .

But now this kind of situation has not been broadcasted. The judges are also famous people. They are all characters from the ninth district of the interstellar world. ?

So definitely don't play it! ! !

It doesn't matter whether you have ratings or not, they can't afford to lose this man! ! !

Recalling the rough methods introduced to them by the anchor, it was so painful that they wanted to die.

Why is eating dirt so painful?

They can also use various reasons to pretend that they are not feeling well or leave the scene temporarily. Why do they insist on it?

They didn't admit that the reason why they obediently let them eat the soil was because every dish made of soil had a particularly high radiation resistance value!

High, your sister, high!

Gao has a fart!

After eating, my mouth was dry, so I had to drink desperately. After drinking, my belly was like a ball, and it seemed to explode at any moment.

Obviously eating and eating so much soil and suffering so much, but once someone asks if the soil is good to eat?

They were revived with full blood in an instant, with a relaxed tone, a smile on their faces, and the tone of their speech was like a spring breeze.

"It's delicious, it's very delicious, really, if you don't believe me, go try it, it's guaranteed to be very delicious. And the dishes made with soil have a particularly high anti-radiation value, which is the highest among all the dishes in the current recipes. It is a very important item." Recommended dishes."

Yes (=^^=)

Every single one of them did.

There is no need for communication, there is just such a tacit understanding.

Made!

Now that we have all suffered and suffered, you who were the most energetic people who waved the flag and shouted, come and taste the taste of the soil.

Don't just think about the benefits.

Isn't it said that good people share blessings and share hardships?

It's time for you to contribute.

It can be said that everyone who eats soil tacitly shows a devilish smile.

Ke Xiaohang originally wanted to say on the social platform that you need to be cautious when eating dirt, but the first batch of people who took the lead have been exhorted thousands of times, be calm, be silent, and have the reserve that a popular star should have, otherwise, where is your majesty?

What the hell is this?

The first group of people who ate dirt said: I can’t be the only one eating dirt, everyone must eat together, otherwise, I will not be reconciled to death!

Just so desperate!

You will not understand our pain!

Must experience for yourself!

We want revenge!

And then they hit it off.

Driven by a large wave of brain-dead fans, even if some sane fans find something is wrong, but facing all kinds of confusion from the people around them, and the unanimous praise of many judges, interstellar Internet users are in the live broadcast of this episode. I started to eat dirt spontaneously...

At that time, the show was not yet over, and some people were already ready to make a move, and then took action.

After eating, I found that the dishes made with soil are not very delicious.

They suspected that their cooking skills might not be as good as those of the chefs, but seeing the measured high radiation resistance value, they still wiped off the plate of soil in front of them.

Fortunately, I have worked so hard to make the soil, so I have to finish it, right? →_→

After eating, oh my god, my mouth was so dry and I was so thirsty, so I quickly drank some water and poured a lot of water into my stomach, and finally felt comfortable.

Then I watched the live broadcast again, and felt my stomach swell, as if I ate a lot suddenly.Not to mention the bloated stomach, I feel panicked and stuffy (▼皮▼#)

It's over.

They suddenly remembered the warning issued by the anchor, the disadvantages of it...

But they just don't believe it, and they just like to take risks.

But even so, the resourceful interstellar Internet users have come up with many ways to solve the problem of going to the toilet at the moment of life and death...

Although the process is a bit incomprehensible to outsiders.

As for why the show didn't jump out to tell the cruel truth after the show was over, it's unknown.

You know, these days, if you don't cheat a few people, you are not considered an interstellar netizen.

Anyway, after the soil eating incident, the constipation incident caused by it suddenly became the top priority in Interstellar.

The hospital in Interstellar was suddenly overcrowded again.

Star netizen as the instigator of everything: "..."

Actually, we don't want that either.

This is very different from what we imagined.

This is self-inflicted.

I want to cry (┯_┯).

What's even worse, the gourmet anchor asked them if they were delicious?

With tears in their eyes, they swallowed the dirt in their mouths, and said in a low voice, it's delicious, it's really delicious.

It's just dirt~

Sure enough, it is still not suitable for eating soil.

However, in the interstellar world, there are people with different abilities. Some people are born with different stomachs than ordinary people, and they are easy to accept eating soil. There is no constipation problem, but they are given a very cost-effective menu.

This menu has something of a cult following.

Later, eating soil became a pastime. For example, if you can't think about it, eat some soil first, and you will think about it after eating.

In short, how good it is to live.

Through this episode of the program, interstellar netizens no longer dare to take what the anchor said seriously.

The anchor really has no talent for joking.

fans...

Anchor, we really just want to support whatever dishes you make.

But I never thought that there would be such a terrible food in this world.

Oh my god.

It turns out that there are also foods that the anchor can't cook.

Forget it, let's be a fan of reason, it's rare for a brain to screw up the entire StarCraft.

The following "Where is the food?" "Interstellar netizens seemed as quiet as a chicken. They dared to try cautiously after seeing the anchor eat.

That's right, the anchor didn't even take a bite in the episode of eating dirt.

Who is to blame.

With this episode of being ridiculous, interstellar netizens will no longer make a fuss, and the show is quite satisfactory.They also spent the days of watching the head of the group and the food anchor online every day, long-term dog abuse, mixed with various new dishes developed by the chefs, happy and full of resentment.

"Where is the food?" "This program has been broadcast live in Interstellar for nearly three years. It is broadcast every day. It can be said that it includes a wide range of ingredients in Interstellar. All planets have been sorted out in general. The more common ingredients are summarized in the recipes. .

Because it is for all interstellar netizens, the sources, processing, and production methods of various ingredients are announced to interstellar residents, and these have also received strong support from interstellar residents.