There is such a Sanxian

"Master, aren't you an exorcist? Why is Daoist Jingyuan your uncle? Also, what is the chastity ceremony? Who is Du Jian?"

As soon as Yun Chuan left, Wang Xiaoji couldn't help asking a few questions.

He was most puzzled by the first question. Grandpa once said that there is a difference between a demon master and a Taoist priest.

Demon extermination masters are professionals who slay demons and demons, while Taoist priests mainly practice Taoism, and dealing with demons and ghosts is just a hobby.

"Shen Sanque, your disciple is really a curious baby!" Zhu Wu laughed.

Jia Ze attaches great importance to age titles: "Xiao Ji is not a baby! He is already twelve!"

"Son, in our eyes, both of you are babies." Shen Sanque took a bite of the purple sweet potato ball and began to assign tasks: "I'll do the first one, Gui Yu'er the second, and you answer the third Taozi." .”

Wang Xiaoji rested his chin with one hand and entered the listening state.

"This is a very long story... Let's make it short as a teacher!" Shen Sanque took a sip of his iced tea, "Jingyuan was originally a demon exorcising master, but later became a Taoist priest. Yu'er took over."

ah?His speaking speed was too fast, Wang Xiaoji pondered for a while before he understood.

This probably means that Taoist Master Jing Yuan worshiped under the same exorcist master as the teacher's master before becoming a Taoist priest.

The fourth princess of Baihai picked up a Shuixinxuan cake: "The dry chastity ceremony is an activity organized by Taoist priests, demon masters, psychics and other people from the mysterious spiritual world. It is held every nine years. The event is divided into three parts. Heaven, discussion, and competition, the first two are boring, and the last one is a bit interesting. It is to let each family send representatives to compete, and then compete with who has the highest mana. Xiaoji, do you know Huashan Lunjian? It’s similar to that. I said It's over, Brother Peach."

Fortunately, I just went to the Kunlun Online Library to check it out, and Wu Wu frowned: "Du Jian, the president of the Weiting City Demon Eliminator Association, and also the president of the Southeast Branch of the Demon Eliminator Association."

"Perfect." Shen Sanque applauded: "My dear student, do you have any questions? I asked all of them at once! Don't wait until it's overdue!"

"Okay," Wang Xiaoji nodded, "Master, is my mistress also an exorcist?"

Affected by what his aunt said before, he remembered the domestic violence that Wu Wu said last time, and saw the gauze wrapped around the teacher's head, and remembered what happened last night...

Suddenly, he became interested in the identity of his wife.

The three adults were all stunned, Shen Sanque looked around, and after a while he said perfunctorily: "Ah... yes, that's right, that's right."

"Of course! Your aunt and I come from a super-powerful family of exorcists! And your wife is the pride of our family!" The fourth princess of Baihai hugged Wang Xiaoji.

Is that great!

"Is the teacher's wife better or the master better?"

Zhu Wu and the fourth princess of Baihai looked at Shen Sanque with a smile without saying a word.

Shen Sanque clasped his hands together, and said reverently: "Of course it's your mistress! Your mistress is hundreds of times stronger than my teacher! If a teacher is a firefly in the dark night, your mistress is the bright moon in the night sky! If a teacher is a The dogtail grass in hell, then your mistress is a rose in heaven! If a teacher is a stone in a latrine, then your mistress is a pearl in the sea!"

Jia Ze let out a "Hey" and said straightly: "This old immortal is really disgusting!"

These metaphors from the teacher...

Oh no, contrast, the effect of contrast is indeed very significant, especially the last one.

Wang Xiaoji twitched the corner of his mouth.

Zhu Wu and the fourth princess of Baihai held back for a while, and then burst into wild laughter after a few seconds.

"I can't do it! I laughed so hard! It's so fun hahahahaha!" The fourth princess of Baihai leaned on the river god and laughed non-stop, "Brother, why don't you laugh!"

He Shen glanced at her expressionlessly: "Is it funny?"

"It's not very! It's special!" The fourth princess of Baihai rubbed her belly and said, "It's very funny!"

I don't know if it was a coincidence or what, just as Wang Xiaoji asked the first question about his wife, the River God appeared behind Shen Sanque.

The fourth princess of Baihai and Wu Wu were shocked at first, and then gloated and watched the play on the sidelines. When Shen Sanque recited the comparison, they almost exploded from laughter.

However, the person at the center of the topic didn't show much, and seemed to be a little sullen...

So when Shen Sanque asked Wu Wu to take the two children away, he happily turned around and embraced the River God, what he got was a Lushan Shenglongba.

There's no way, after all, my brother is the famous Tsundere Flower in the Heaven Realm!

Poor brother Sanque!

The fourth princess of Baihai thought about it, and couldn't help laughing again: "But brother, do we really not let brother Sanque in? Hahahahaha..."

Just as he was talking, Chubby Shrimp rushed in: "Report to your lord! Shen Sanque just replaced the washboard with sea urchin balls!"

"Fuck! Brother San Que is doing well this time! Admiration! He must have given it all up!" The fourth princess of Baihai exclaimed.

The God of the River signaled Fatty Xia to back down, looked at her, and said, "It seems that it's time for me to recruit a son-in-law for you."

Oops!Oops!The fourth princess of Baihai hurriedly said: "Brother! I was wrong, I was wrong! Don't be angry! Please! I will never do this again!"

River God took a sip of tea: "Which kind?"

The fourth princess of Baihai pouted: "I shouldn't have sneaked out, and I shouldn't have fooled around with Brother Sanque."

"Well," the River God nodded, "And then?"

Of course, then?The fourth princess of Baihai thought for a while, and said, "There is no more..."

"Then let me remind you of one word, Xue."

Fuck!He knows? !

The fourth princess of Baihai laughed a few times, avoiding the sight of the river god: "Anyway, we don't use it much anyway..."

The River God put down the cup and said, "Come here."

A group of guards flashed over immediately.

"From today onwards, without my word of mouth, the princess is forbidden to step out of the palace gate."

It's okay, I'll stay at home for a few days anyway!This princess is used to staying at home!The fourth princess of Baihai breathed a sigh of relief.

River God looked at her and added: "Also, turn off the wifi for me."

"Brother!!!!!! I was wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Letting an Internet addicted girl leave wifi is tantamount to depriving her of life.

In the same way, preventing a combative spirit from going to fight with monsters is tantamount to wanting him to commit suicide, no, self-destruction.

After Wu Wu sent the two children back, he went to the library.

Wang Xiaoji sat in his study and concentrated on his homework.

Jia Ze sat alone on the sofa, his heart itching and his hands itching.Itching to collapse.

no!I'm going to fight!

Jia Ze jumped up and rushed to the balcony, ready to fly down and find some unlucky guy to amuse himself.

"Gaze, where are you going?" Wang Xiaoji came out with a teacup in hand, "Didn't Uncle Taozi say that you are not allowed to go out until he or Master comes back?"

Did he say that he was not allowed to come out? !Jia Ze snorted coldly: "I don't listen to you! I want to go out and play!"

Wang Xiaoji understood what he meant by "play" and sighed: "I've finished my homework, let's play a game! It's six o'clock now, and they should be back soon."

"I don't want it! I'm going to play!" Jia Ze became angry.

"Then I'll go with you." Wang Xiaoji washed the teacup and put it aside, "Shall we go to that newly opened animation town?"

Next to the community, a new animation city was recently opened. Jia Ze always wanted to go there, but Shen Sanque refused to let him...

Jia Ze thought for a while, then nodded in agreement.

The tone was too gentle, and he didn't know how to refuse.At the same time, he also noticed Wang Xiaoji's abnormality from this gentle tone.

It should be said that Wang Xiaoji's abnormality was more confirmed.

When the elevator door closed, Jia Ze couldn't help saying: "Xiao Ji, I think you have changed."

"Ah?" Wang Xiaoji was thinking about when they should come back to catch up with the meal, when Jia Ze asked this question, he was stunned for a while, and asked back: "Changed? Has it? What changed?"

Jia Ze shook his head, it was an indescribable feeling, and he didn't know what to say.After thinking about it, he said, "It seems that I seldom attack me."

"I..." Wang Xiaoji smiled wryly, the number of times I have beaten you can be counted on one hand, right?

"Except for yesterday, but yesterday was only for a short while..." Jia Ze muttered, although he took the initiative to reconcile.

Well, it turns out that your "fierce" means the Cold War.

"Then do you think this is bad? How about I change it back?"

Jia Ze hurriedly said: "No! Don't change it! Don't change it!"

The two walked out of the elevator talking and laughing, but they ran into Li Yunchun's family at the door of the building.

"Xiaoji? You...where are you going?" Li Yunchun asked cautiously, for fear of running him away again.

"Have a meal."

In the past month, Wang Xiaoji has eaten at home no more than seven times. Li Yunchun was silent for a few seconds, opened his wallet and took out three red grandpas and stuffed them to him: "Are you with your friends again? Now, eat better."

After speaking, she led Zhou Yao and Zhou Siyuan into the elevator.

"Gaze, they are more like a family, right?" Wang Xiaoji lowered his head while holding the money.

Jia Ze didn't dare to look at his expression, and didn't know how to answer him.

"Hehe," Wang Xiaoji folded the money and put it in his pocket, "And I'm more like a rice worm living under the fence."

no……

Jia Ze didn't know what kind of language he should organize to comfort him, he rolled his eyes, walked up to Wang Xiaoji, jumped up and gave him a tight hug.

Wu Wu, who came back with a box of lunch, stood not far away for a while in embarrassment.

After Jia Ze let go of his hand and fell to the ground, Zhu Wu walked over and said, "You two children, what kind of play are you acting in?"

Reunion?Affectionate parting?

"Uncle Taozi!" Wang Xiaoji was pleasantly surprised.

"I blame you for coming back! Don't come back!"

Jia Ze pouted dissatisfiedly, he knew that he probably wouldn't be able to go to Anime City.

But Wu Wu understood it in a different way, he squeezed Jia Ze's face: "Oh, the children brought out by Shen Sanque are indeed just like him, they have no conscience! Caring for love and disregarding relatives! Treating daughter-in-law as a treasure Treat other people like grass!"

After speaking, he felt that something was wrong, and then patted Wang Xiaoji's head: "But fortunately, Xiaoji, you have not been led astray, you must remember what I said, just learn his spells, don't imitate him! "

No... no, Uncle Peach, have you misunderstood something?

Wang Xiaoji said awkwardly: "Uncle Taozi, we were planning to go to Anime City."

"Anime City?" Wu Wu frowned, "No, no, what animation city are you going to, kids, walk around, go upstairs for dinner!"

With that said, he pulled the two of them towards the elevator.

"Uncle Taozi, what shall we eat today?" Wang Xiaoji helped press the elevator button.

"Dumplings! Three fresh stuffing!"

"Alas..." Wang Xiaoji lowered his head in disappointment.

Jia Ze shook his head in disgust: "Tch..."

"What's wrong?" Zhu Wu was puzzled, "Don't you guys like to eat dumplings?"

I like it, but we have been eating dumplings for several days in a row!Including last night and noon today, I feel tired now.

Wang Xiaoji nodded, but didn't answer.

It's nothing, just eat it, it's all food anyway.

Besides, if several people eat together, the atmosphere will be more lively, and this lively atmosphere may dilute some of the boredom of food, right?