Cannon fodder is truly stunning [Quick Transmigration]

"Two Days One Night" has always liked to combine games and food, so the last remaining part is to taste pasta, and each guest can choose their favorite taste.

Lu Li and Jiang Yu are both health-preserving, so they chose the seafood mushroom soup pasta without thinking about it. Zhang Jiajia, Chen Yifan, and Yang Zitao are more interested in the screw noodles, and they heard that they are charcoal grilled, and they will be topped with a layer of sweet and spicy black pepper sauce, so the final choices of several people were the same, and Lin Chuya was undoubtedly the most hesitant among them. After all, the pictures of each pasta look very good-looking. After the answer, he decisively adopted the most primitive method - random, decided on mushroom chicken spaghetti, and the only ones who hadn't chosen yet were Huo Yingdi and Lu Siyan.

"I didn't expect the program team to be so humane that they could eat it directly. I thought I had to pull the noodles by hand like last time. The noodles were as thick as chopsticks, and my throat was almost blocked."

The menu in front of Lu Li has been taken away, and he chatted with Lin Chuya for a few words. Turning around, he saw that Lu Siyan next door hadn't made a choice yet, and Huo Weisen next to him didn't even look at the menu, his eyes were almost glued to Lu Siyan. , I think as long as one of these two people makes a choice, this part should be easy to pass.

Compared to the indifferent master, the little angel Siyan is naturally better at talking, so Lu Li leaned over with a shy face. As an elderly married person, Huo Yingdi believed that children's eyesight could not be so bad, and he did not Showing some strange expression, Uncle Lu, who thought it was his personality that infected the film king and let him get close to his wife, would cry if he knew the truth?

"Siyan, isn't it hard to choose? If you want me to say, just have one of each flavor, I believe Benoit will be happy to serve his idol." The last sentence has an obvious taste of banter.

The French guy who was named subconsciously took a look at Huo Dashen, and then couldn't help shivering. He almost used all his self-control to not turn around and run away in embarrassment. Fortunately, the camera will only capture the photos in order to capture all the guests. Putting his upper body into the painting, otherwise he would definitely be able to clearly see his two legs that kept shaking as if the vibration mode was turned on. After all, he is a male god that I have liked for a long time and want to get close to him. It's hard to have the opportunity to get in touch with Lu Siyan so closely, so even though he was afraid in his heart, Benoit still forced himself to show a smile and nodded to express that he was willing to do everything.

"You guys wait for a while." Lin Chuya was immediately dissatisfied with the obvious difference in treatment, she brushed her hair back into a particularly sexy look, "Actually, there is something I've wanted to say for a long time, handsome guy, you really don't have the slightest impression of me No? I am also an Asian sexy goddess. Back then, many boys’ dream lovers, even Kim Minwoo chose me as their ideal type. Didn’t they often say that opposite sexes attract? Why does it feel like there are two pieces between us? Negative pole stone, constantly pushing to both sides."

As if to prove her statement, the light-blond young man was really scared and took half a step back, almost bumping into the camera, showing an expression of lingering fear on his face, Lu Li was also amused, and hurriedly stopped the man who was about to run away. Chuya's daughter, "Calm down, maybe it's because the signal on the other end is not good, so I didn't receive your winks, right?" While winking at the young boss, Benoit keenly caught the two winks. The words, the blue eyes are still like the clear sky after washing, full of doubts and puzzles inside, "That was really a wink just now? Doesn't it mean anger?"

Before Lin Chuya could get out of this blow, Yang Zitao was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and made up the knife again, "Sister, this is an old account for many years. Why did you still find out? Didn't Jin Minyu's ideal type change a long time ago?" Don’t worry, Ji Eun, the national first love of the honey group, is just a little younger than you and prettier than you, and there is also the title of Asian sexy goddess, shouldn’t a prefix be added? For example, former Asian former sexy goddess, or She's too old to be an Asian sexy goddess, otherwise Miss Lin Hui would be unhappy." Lin Hui is a guest who has been here before, and she is also the second actress after Lin Chuya who has won the special honor of an Asian sexy goddess.

Side subtitle: The battle of the century between the old and the new Asian sexy goddesses.

There is no one who can dismantle the stage like this, Jiang Yu couldn't help sighing, "I'm really curious, Taotao, how did you survive until now? It's not easy, you have endured pain that you shouldn't have at your age The painful word was deliberately aggravated, and Yang Zitao let out an inexplicable ah, and before he understood the situation, he was hit hard on the back of the head, and the hairstyle he had just pulled turned into a chicken coop without any accident. In the end, he turned his head and happened to meet Lin Chuya's frosty face, his eyes were gloomy, obviously unfriendly, and he could only swallow the swear words, showing a very flattering and unscrupulous smile.

"Princess, why are you standing up? You don't need to do this kind of trivial matter yourself. Just sit down and rest. I'll bring you some noodles in the past. Do you want some water? Hot water or lukewarm water? Or else Have a cup of Darjeeling black tea? This is how you are worthy of your status as a princess." While speaking, he pinched the other party's shoulders with his hands, and asked shyly, "Is the weight appropriate?" extreme.

"Taotao, can you have some backbone?" Lu Li and Jiang Yu next to him had no face to watch any more, and they were about to vomit, but Yang Zitao didn't feel ashamed and rolled his eyes, "What do you know, a man can bend and stretch, I'm Know current affairs, right? Princess." Then he continued to bang Lin Chuya's back and legs happily.

If you change your upper body clothes again, it is really no different from the little eunuch who squatted in front of the emperor in ancient times and flattered him.

It just so happened that there was an issue called Ancient and Modern Time Traveling Wars, and the character Yang Zitao drew was a little eunuch. At that time, he thought he was going to play The Deer and Ding Ji, and there were seven beautiful female guests waiting for him to choose. Later, when I saw other people dressed up as emperors, prime ministers, and female officials, I realized that I was actually playing an ordinary eunuch who had just entered the palace, and I couldn’t even be called the head of the palace. The hair was pulled down, so that the director wore a hat on his head for the whole episode. After the show was broadcast, it was also on the hot search. The same style of #杨子涛最从感的衣# also became popular on Taobao, and it was used to prevent hair loss and prevent hair loss. Hair loss is mainly a sign of anti-dragging.

After all, she was the one who walked the red carpet of the Cannes Film Festival and won the Best Actress. Lin Chuya also immediately got into the mood, with a special appearance, "Since you want to be worthy of my identity, then go and serve me a cup of cabbage Chino, come here, three-point kabu, seven-point promise, if there is one point more or one point less, you will understand the consequences."

Yang Zitao swallowed hard, and instinctively stopped the movement of pounding his legs, "Sister, are you kidding? If I really go to buy it like this, I will be the boss if I open my mouth. Please give me a cappuccino, three-point card Bu, Qifennuo..." Not to mention, he imitated Lin Chuya's tone perfectly, "I may, no, I will definitely be beaten to death, right? Tomorrow's news headlines will become a well-known Asian male idol group r -Yang Zitao, the lead singer of hipp and the person in charge of good looks, died suddenly on the street."

"Don't worry, reporters are not so busy. They would rather write news about missing cats and puppies. It will be hot when it is broadcast."

"Anyway, no one will recognize your face if you throw it on the street. If you don't believe me, go out and take a walk now."

"After laying the groundwork for so long, the last sentence is actually the key point, right? You think highly of yourself too much, and you still look good. Have you passed an internal vote? I'm afraid it's self-proclaimed. Online fans clearly said that Jey and Kenny are the most popular among the members." handsome."

"Don't you all say it in front of the camera, at least save some face for us Taotao, by the way, Tao, I just chatted with the captain in the car for a while, saying that the toilet is ready and waiting for you gone back."

As soon as these words came out, the people around immediately laughed.

For a long time, Yang Zitao has been closely associated with the word toilet, and it can be said that they have formed an indissoluble bond. The reason is that at that time, there was a big fit of r-hip members, and the captain Kenny personally □□ It is said that because they live in a dormitory, everyone doesn't like to clean the toilet, so they simply regard this as a punishment. If someone makes a mistake, they will be recorded. The next time they clean up, they will be directly arranged to go to the toilet. The result is that every time Yang Zitao hit the muzzle of the gun.

The funniest thing is that once the youngest member of the group, jey, made a mistake, and instead of Zitao’s turn, this guy seems to have formed a habit. He went straight to the toilet during the cleaning, and didn’t react until he finished cleaning. Come here, chasing Jey all over the room, insisting on letting Jey sign the agreement, and help him brush it back next time, how could Jey agree, and finally bargained, and offset it with a Haagen-Dazs, and the nickname of the toilet professional was also spread. Go, during that period of time, Weibo was once buzzed with #涛涛毒盘叫你家去了##who moved my toilet##I want to tell the whole world, all the toilets are contracted by me#These topics were swiped.

Sure enough, when he heard the long-lost toilet, Yang Zitao immediately blew up, and directly pushed Jiang Yu onto the sofa. Fortunately, the position was large enough, and the two rolled around, one hugging tightly and refusing to let go, the other fighting hard. Struggling desperately, the Martian language that the subtitle team could not translate kept coming out of his mouth.

"You beep beep—"

"!#$%^&*#!#$%."

"Hey, Jiang Yu, where do you put your hands? Don't wait to touch something that shouldn't be touched."

"This pose is too imaginative, it's a shame, there is no lower limit."

"Hey, hey, you two, pay attention to the influence. This is a serious variety show. Don't make it too big. It will be banned later."

Lu Siyan only picked two episodes to watch, both of which were the most played and popular in the second half of the year. Among them, r-hip members happened to be on the same stage. Naturally, he is not unfamiliar with the name of toilet professional household. Seeing this scene, he couldn't help but I couldn't stop laughing out loud, feeling a little envious and disappointed.

Although the regular guests of "Two Days One Night" taunt each other on the show, they are close friends or family members in private. When Jiang Yu had an accident before, not only did Lu Li immediately visit the hospital, Lin Chuya, who was filming a TV series in a remote mountainous area, and Yang Zitao, who was attending a global concert, both left work and rushed back overnight. It was hard for him to experience this intimate feeling anyway.

Although Lu Siyan also debuted in a group, Save is not as harmonious as the fans think or on the surface. There is even a contradiction that cannot be easily resolved. The relationship in private is stiff and cold, and there is almost nothing to say. After all, he is an airborne soldier, and he is not very familiar with the others. He has the shortest training time, but he has become the most popular in the group. From the perspective of the other members in the group, Lu Siyan probably doesn't have to do anything, just rely on That face can attract countless fans, but he still has the talent to match it, and he can easily write a song that can earn tens of millions from selling copyright fees.

The person at the top is always easy to be jealous, even if he didn't provoke anyone, the plagiarism incident that caused a sensation all over the country and even affected the European and American markets was actually related to the other two members of the group, the necklace, the so-called single Fei's rumors, including the photo of Lu Siyan leaving the hotel that became the key evidence, were actually spread inside Save. The so-called time of being exiled by m&g.

Kong Hanfei also felt ashamed of him, so Lu Siyan messed around outside for a while. During those days, this guy almost became a topic maker and male god harvester. Today he is a popular male model Andy Parker, tomorrow he is a cover boy, and the day after tomorrow he Switching to a rock singer who is famous for his sexy figure... Almost everyone who can be ranked in the fashion circle has something to do with Lu Siyan, and he has received a lot of confession, which makes people envious and jealous.

Domestic fans are even frantically swiping the name of Huo Yingdi, telling him to hurry up and bring his wife back, don't be cheap, those little bitches outside, it is probably fortunate that Lu Siyan really waved his sleeves in the end without taking away a cloud After returning to China, the only thing left is broken glass hearts all over the floor. Oh, there are still a few people who are determined to chase after him. They came to the mainland to develop for him, and they only picked Chinese brands for endorsements. Domestic products surpassed Japan for a while. Hanmeihuo has become the most popular existence in the celebrity circle. Even Zhang Tengyun, the boss of Shiteng Group, said that no celebrity has ever had such a great influence as Lu Siyan.

Seeing the child staring at Jiang Yu and Yang Zitao in a daze, Huo Weisen immediately guessed that he must have thought of the combination. Others don't know, so how can he not know?Fans and even other artists in the circle thought that the reason for the disbandment of save was to save the most brilliant time, and a few people said that Lu Siyan was withdrawn, arrogant and out of gregarious, and wanted to go solo a long time ago. The White Devil Band is the best proof , although he was slapped in the face by the other people's great activity in the entertainment industry and Lu Siyan's disappearance, there were still a lot of rumors. Lin Sirui and Ancen's evasive answers in the interview also caused Lu Siyan to receive a lot of criticism. I spend my whole day with jealousy, and I don't know how to use my brain to think about it. Without Lu Siyan, how could this top male idol group that is popular in Asia today.

In fact, if Lu Siyan hadn't taken into account that Lu Siyan had a good impression of Save, the combination he used to be with, and the decent captain, Hovison would have already dealt with it, and he couldn't make it too obvious, but it was more than enough to cause a little stumbling block. For example, An Cen was temporarily replaced by the male lead because of his poor condition, and Lin Sirui's stiff acting skills led the set to go crazy and roar. Behind these things, there is actually a little bit of his driving force behind them. Of course, those two people are not very suitable for mixing in the entertainment industry. .

To be honest, although Lu Siyan is not as close to strangers as Huo Yingdi, he usually smiles politely. This time, his eyebrows and eyes are curved, and the hair color of the manga boy is the same, and he immediately seems to have entered the pictorial shooting scene. A beam of sunlight came in through the window glass, and most of the face was covered with a halo, but the eyelashes were exceptionally clear, casting beautiful shadows on the eyelids, making people want to get close to them and count them one by one. The dark-haired stern young man stared at him intently, as if only one person could be seen in those eyes.

The lost girl Lin Chuya immediately exclaimed as if she had discovered a new world, "Siyan, did you and the Great God agree to wear couple outfits today?" In fact, she wanted to say that the two of them looked like a match made in heaven. A pair, more pairs than the so-called first male homosexual in Britain.

Artists also watch novels and TV dramas to pass the time in private. Lin Chuya happens to be a slightly rotten girl. At first, she was only obsessed with European and American CPs. But when Lu Siyan's ins photos with different gods and goddesses came out, Lin Chuya immediately turned her head and threw herself into Allyan's embrace. Together, the picture is full.

And the figure is so sexy that people get nosebleeds. Lu Siyan has filmed a perfume advertisement before, Aweifu's cold water series. The location is of course in the bathroom. Although there is nothing exposed except the neck and Adam's apple, sometimes it is more tempting to be faintly visible. The mist is lingering, and the eyelids are slightly closed to take a casual look, which makes people wish to turn into a wolf and pounce on it.

Although she looks thin and weak, she can easily lift the 150-pound Rose Child to the princess. This is another reason why Lin Chuya regards him as a male god. Compared with the boyish face, she is still more inclined Powerful boys, as for Huo Yingdi, although he has a famous name, Lin Chuya has always been indifferent to this kind of abstinent male god. effect considerations.

But now, she suddenly has the urge to stand in the Venus CP. If anyone dares to say anything about Huo Yingdi's arrogance and Lu Siyan's arrogance, she will definitely give them a look of dog food. The two of them are obviously ready to give sugar at all times Rhythm.

When Lin Chuya made such a sound, the people who were still watching "Fighting" also turned their eyes over, and Chen Yifan was the first to say, "Why do we feel that our side is more like a family ethics drama, while theirs is an idol drama?" .”

"The stupid son of the landlord's family?"

"Actually, it still depends on the appearance. Think about it, if Zitao and Jiang Yu are sitting there..." The production team was also very good, and immediately fulfilled their wish, and put the faces of the two people on it, and then matched it with a special local style music.

The barrage suddenly exploded.

"Return my Siyan little angel!!!"

"Why did you do this to me? I just wanted to take a screenshot of the wallpaper."

"I just want to quietly watch Mrs. Venus sprinkle candy."

"This is the standard buyer show and buyer show."

"I feel like I watched a fake variety show. Is this actually a rural love story?"

"I don't know why, but with Taotao's face, I just want to laugh for no reason."

"Hold it for three seconds, I really can't help it hahaha."

"It's still the same sentence, the hairstyle is really picky."

"Looking at Taotao like this, he looks like a fashionable square dancer."

"Upstairs, you will be beaten for saying that, but I like your honesty."

"I'll report it! The Great God is always spying on Siyan."

"It's not just a peek, it's clearly a look that wants to eat."

"Why do I see something different from what you guys see? It's obviously because we look at each other affectionately."

"I ate a catty of sugar."

"Please give me another ton, the sweeter the better."

"Liuwei Dihuang Wan, treat kidney deficiency without sugar."

"I'm just curious about when the two hooked up. I'm sorry for my big wave of European and American male gods."

"It's not a sin for a man to cry."

"Let the tears fly."

After a few people had finished arguing, the ordered pasta was brought up one by one. Only the place in front of Hovison was empty, saying that he had a sensitive stomach. As for Lu Siyan, even if Benoit wanted to, he couldn't really serve every dish. Come to a copy, and finally simply point to one.

In fact, Lu Siyan doesn't like eating outside food very much, but he himself is a poor cook. For some reason, the same picture always pops up in his mind frequently, a vague figure busy in the kitchen, no matter when he is weighing the pot The exposed white wrists, or the pair of hands that are so beautiful that they are comparable to works of art when choosing and washing vegetables, all have an inexplicable sense of familiarity and intimacy...

"Can you feel full just by looking at it?" The noodles rolled up on the fork were unceremoniously sucked into the mouth by someone who came over, and at the end he deliberately stuck out the tip of his tongue to lick off the remaining soup on it, "It tastes good , don’t you want to try it?”

If other people did such a thing, they would probably feel wretched, and even couldn't help but slap it in the face, but Howesen's face is so handsome, and the action of licking his lips is even more sexy and erotic. A little heart started beating, damn it, this guy is still going on, did Gao Leng get bitten by a dog?

"Brother Lu, what did you eat? The color looks pretty good." Yang Zitao on the other end ate a few mouthfuls of his own, as if he didn't like it, so he stood up and looked around. Cowardly, his eyes fell on Lu Li who was the closest to him and looked the most bully, "Hey brother, why don't you eat it? It will become a ball when it gets cold. Come on, let me help you solve it." .”

The voice of the latter word was interrupted by a loud sneeze. Lu Li sniffed and apologized insincerely, "Oh, I'm sorry, I have a cold today. Come on, I'll share it with you." Bian enthusiastically forked a spoon into Yang Zitao's plate, and stirred it thoughtfully, Yang Zitao was in a mess in the wind, and almost cried out, "Brother, how can I eat like this?"

"Hahaha deserve it, who made you think about other people, now I don't have to eat." Lin Chuya almost laughed, and urged the two guests next to her, "Siyan, you and Jiajia also eat quickly , this guy is a typical one who will not die until the Yellow River, maybe he will just grab it when he is hungry."

"Should I also sneeze like Brother Lu and declare ownership?"

"You don't need it. Taotao's small body can only bully old people like me." This sentence obviously meant something. It's not for nothing, but thinking about it, boys don't seem to like being described as flowers.

Lu Siyan really didn't think too much, the camera just happened to sweep over, at least the owner of this shop is his fan, and it was because of himself that he agreed to shoot, naturally he had to give face, so he took a fork and stirred it a little, and put the noodles in his mouth Here, the taste is actually not bad, very authentic French pasta, the soup is very thick, he suddenly remembered something when he took the second bite, the fork seemed to be used by someone not long ago...

"Is it delicious?" Hovison didn't mind at all. He had already kissed him before, so he didn't care about indirect kissing. If it was a man, he had to be on the ground with real guns. Well, this situation is obviously not allowed now, and there can't be two guests Did you disappear suddenly on the way?Lu Siyan rolled his eyes and didn't speak, but the fork came over directly. Howesen thought the child was angry, but ended up covering his mouth with noodles with a strong seafood flavor, with a bright smile and a bit of malice in his tone, "Yourself Don’t you know if you try it?”

Lu Siyan's original intention was to gag someone's mouth with food, isn't it often said on the Internet?The best way to stop a person from saying something he doesn't like is to seal it with a kiss, oh, and feeding, of course he can't really kiss, so he can only choose the latter method.

Now it seems that the effect is not bad, and it seems to subvert the image. After all, judging from Hoveson's appearance and temperament, even if he eats, he should sit upright, chew slowly and gracefully, and not make a sound. Now it is so mushy The mouth was full of sauce, and the soup was dripping down, so Lu Siyan couldn't help laughing out loud. When he met Huo Yingdi's doting eyes, he felt a little sorry, so he took the initiative to hand over the napkin, but his tone was still very serious. Tsundere, "hey, wipe the corners of your mouth yourself, don't accidentally stain your clothes."

Huo Dashen was also quite calm, took it and only wiped the corners of his mouth, and then licked off the soup on his lips little by little, his eyes were glued to the child's bright red lips, "Well, it's really delicious, very sweet." I don't know if it's the noodles, or the kiss when the two of them played the noodle game, Lu Siyan stirred the remaining noodles in the plate with a fork, and said strangely, "Isn't it seafood noodles? No sugar added, how can it be sweet. "Before the last words were spoken, Howesson met Hoveson's eyes with deep meaning, and Lu Siyan immediately understood, gritted his teeth and cursed at the birds/beasts in a low voice.

Wait, did you two forget something, it's still on the show.

"I was fed a mouth full of dog food."

"100% sugar."

"Siyan's arrogant little eyes, no, let me go!"

"Molesting, Chi Guoguo's molesting."

"Does your family know that the master's routine is so deep?"

"Lu Siyan: I know."

"Restraint, the single dog has been abused and vomited blood."

"Sure enough, it still depends on your appearance. I used this trick last month, and the right side of my face is still aching."

"I couldn't help thinking wrong when I saw Huo Yingdi and Si Yan."

"Please keep sweetening."

"Please be sure to come up with a larger-scale picture."

"I'm not afraid of the eye of a needle!"

After the task was over, the two teams went to the Cao'an market again. The task here was to find the icon with the princess's head on it and bring it to the appraisal station. Of course, according to the nature of the program group, it is naturally impossible for you to get it so easily. Therefore, a variety of strange tasks were set up, such as sand drawing puzzles, strong wind baptism, and the most outrageous thing was to pick up the live squid in the pool with his teeth. Lu Li had the courage to try it, but when he first touched the water surface He resolutely gave up, and in the end it was Yang Zitao who had the courage to sacrifice himself and successfully won a round for the fan team.