Cannon fodder is truly stunning [Quick Transmigration]

Suddenly there was a sudden brake, and immediately Lu Li asked with concern, "There was a car accident at the intersection ahead, are you all right, didn't you hit your head?" Although he knew that there was a block in the middle and he couldn't see the back at all, Lu Siyan walked away like stepping on a cat's tail. Howesson bounced off, the corners of their mouths were torn, and they were still in the same position, but fortunately there was only a little mark, which should be covered with lipstick.

After Huo Weisen replied to Lu Li, the car continued to drive, and when he turned his head, he saw the child staring at the grid in the front seat in a daze, his lips were bright red, and even the corners of his eyes were covered with seductive powder. Mao, "Hey, I'm warning you, you'd better stay away from me, believe it or not..." Wait, it seems that I really can't fight, Hoveson's hobby is boxing, and he has won awards, thinking of that guy's profile page is almost too much to write All kinds of honors, Lu Siyan closed his mouth discouraged again.

The main reason was that he didn't want to wait to explain to others why Huo Yingdi had dark circles on his face when he just took a car, because he was beaten for kissing him?I'm afraid it wasn't Hoveson who was so ashamed, but himself.

"Repeat what you said before." Hovison licked his lips, and slowly swallowed the silver thread brought out by the two people kissing before him. Although he didn't get close to him again, his eyes were so hot It gave Lu Siyan the illusion that his clothes had been stripped clean, "Before I kissed you."

Lu Siyan gave him a strange look, "Pervert, beast, bastard, prostitute..." Well, I finally understood what that look meant, and if I didn't stop it, the flower pickers might come out, so Howesen could only interrupt helplessly. , "Not these, the previous sentence."

"Which one? You don't really like me, do you?"

"Yes, I like you."

"..."

Lu Siyan was stunned for two seconds, and then asked tentatively, "Are you not taking medicine? Are you still practicing your lines?" In fact, he wanted to say what you like about me, can I change it?But in case people are just joking, wouldn't it be embarrassing to ask yourself that.

The film emperor who was shot in the knee crossed out the "One Hundred and Eight Styles of Chasing Love" silently, it doesn't matter, anyway, the days to come are still long, and sooner or later he will embrace the beautiful woman.

The location of the first mission is in a western restaurant called AndMorerestaurant. The biggest feature here is self-willedness. It only sells pasta, and for convenience, only two types are released every day.

All kinds of pasta, tomato pasta, mushroom chicken pasta, garlic gratin pasta, shrimp pasta, fusilli...basically as long as you can name it or think of it. It can be found here, it is a paradise for pasta lovers.

The boss is a French guy named Benoit, in his 20s, very young, with light blonde fluffy hair, and a very recognizable face, with deep features, a high nose bridge, and blue eyes like washing The sky is clean and clear, and there is an inexplicable deep emotion seeping out when staring at people.

When the camera crew arrived, he was still in the kitchen processing fresh truffles that needed to be sprinkled on top of the noodles. He was wearing a black and red chef's uniform, with the cuffs and neckline buttoned up meticulously. , was so fascinated that Lin Chuya became a nympho, and then couldn't help sighing, "I believe that sentence now, the difference between people is really big, Benoit is also in his 20s, and he already has There are quite a few restaurants of their own, let’s look at Taotao..."

Yang Zitao, who was sitting on the taxi with the camera on his back, sneezed as if he had sensed something, and swore to the shaky camera, "Someone must be scolding me, either Dad Lu or Chu Ya Sister, it’s definitely not Brother Yu, he’s a one-sided person who only knows how to use violence.” Although the subtitle group couldn’t bear it, they dutifully added: The siblings really have a good understanding, and they even set their heads on fire. Angry Jiang Yu went up to p, a floating dialog box: Taotao, do you want to talk about life with me?

The clothes on their bodies were changed to regular clothes as early as when they arrived at the restaurant, and the high heels of the female guests were also replaced with sneakers that are convenient for running and jumping. When standing together, the princess's light is directly covered, just kidding, national male god plus female heart sniper, whichever is the guarantee of ratings and box office, let alone appearing together like this.

When the yellow team arrived before, some people just took a curious look at the camera and the two days and one night sign, and then began to immerse themselves in enjoying the food. When Huo Yingdi and Lu Siyan appeared, the two young girls sitting at the door first There was a commotion, and then the atmosphere gradually spread throughout the restaurant, and some people put down the tableware in their hands and ran over.

"Ah! It's Huo Yingdi."

"Siyan, Siyan, pinch me quickly to see if it's real. Could it be that I'm dreaming?"

"Take pictures and take pictures, I want to take pictures and post on Weibo! Let those people go on a trip behind my back, hahaha I actually met the king, I'm so envious of them."

"Siyan looks handsome even up close. Is it the style of a national school who is leaving today?"

"The national school grass and the national male god, this is destined to be a couple."

"Couple outfits, definitely couple outfits!"

"The Almighty never took his eyes off Siyan, there really is jq."

"It's so sweet to meet Mrs. and Mrs. Venus when I go out for a meal!"

I used to clear the scene when I was shooting in the restaurant, after all, it was considered as a promotional effect, but this restaurant is full of customers from morning to night, and Benoit doesn't care about publicity or not, after all, he has long been famous It has already been sold out, and the location is also very good. On Nanjing Road, the most luxurious commercial district, there are many high-rise buildings nearby. People from all over the world come here every day, just to eat the most authentic and delicious food without going abroad. spaghetti.

So at the beginning when discussing shooting matters, he seemed quite indifferent and perfunctory. He suddenly became enthusiastic when he heard Lu Siyan's name among the guests, and asked if he could ask for an autograph, saying that if he could get Lu Siyan's autograph for all the filming The fee can be waived, and they are allowed to enter the back kitchen to record a short section. Lu Li agreed after asking Lu Siyan for his opinion.

Sure enough, as soon as Lu Siyan appeared, the chef, who was still tense and aloof, changed his whole face. He scratched his hair in embarrassment, then put it down and pressed it against the seam of his trousers, and opened his mouth cautiously and shyly, vaguely Showing those two small canine teeth, "You, hello, I am your fan, Tete likes you very much, my family members, and my two younger sisters also like you very much."

Well, they were already so nervous that they could speak incoherently, and even started to stutter, but Lu Siyan didn't have the slightest self-consciousness, so he opened his arms very calmly, "Since I'm a fan, do you mind if I give you a hug?" It seems a little immoral to replace thousands of worth of spaghetti with a signature, and even if the scene is not cleared later, a large space must be vacated from the entrance to the booth, and it is impossible to capture all the surrounding audience Bar.

Although Benoit has stayed in China for several years, simple conversations are not a problem, but this meeting was also blown away by the sudden surprise, "Hug, hug?" Lu Siyan is a well-known fan in the circle, but He is also a little eccentric, he doesn't like physical contact very much, at most he shakes hands, so there is a word slowly spread in the fan circle, saying that getting a hug from King is as difficult as reaching heaven.

For a crazy fan like Benoit, this would be nothing short of pie in the sky, and it was proposed by the idol, who remembers how reserved he is, even the cold gaze cast by the surrounding cameras and the handsome man in the windbreaker They all subconsciously ignored, who is Hovison?Sorry for not knowing him, forgive him, although Huo Yingdi is also very famous in Europe and America, but he is in the film and cf circles, and he is a pure music fan, especially likes rock, so it is normal not to know.

As for why Lu Siyan's fame spread to far away France, it was entirely because he had gone crazy in search of inspiration.

At the les Vieilles Charrues Music Festival in France last July, a heavy metal rock band named White Devil shocked the audience. It crushed the Cemetery and the Skull band, which had a fan base for several years, and became the most eye-catching on the scene. It's a pity that all four members of the band wore masks with thick bones painted on them. No matter how the audience shouted and cheered, they still didn't take them off until the curtain call, leaving endless surprises and aftertaste.

After the photos and videos were uploaded to the Internet, a technical emperor compared the figure and the exposed skin, and then the skull necklace on the neck that seemed familiar to someone he had seen on the neck. The lead singer of the White Devil band and Lu Siyan checked on the number, and then found all kinds of evidence to support it. At that time, Save happened to be filming the music video for his new album in Carhaix, France, and there was indeed a tabloid reporter who photographed someone suspected of Lu Siyan appearing at the music festival , and soon disappeared, and even the dolphin voice of the lead singer, which amazed the audience, was surprisingly similar to Lu Siyan, although it only reached the c6 range in the end... So everything proved that the lead singer of the White Devils was actually Lu Siyan.

Especially after a French youth stood up and claimed that he was the lead singer of the band and posted a photo with the members, there was a lot of uproar. Someone said that Lu Siyan wanted to fly solo, so he was labeled as ungrateful and put the team down. Friendship regardless of the label, some say that he wanted to expand the development market to France so he came first, greedy and ignorant, and some people even compared the song that Lu Siyan sang at that time with the song released by the famous rock star John Harif two years ago. Comparing the single "Theghost", it is said that there are seven similarities, even the frequency of the climax/tide lines is very similar, suspected of plagiarism, various things and rumors annoyed Lu Siyan, and directly A statement was made saying that he would quit the entertainment industry, of course, it was quickly deleted.

After the plagiarism incident was clarified and he explained that he was only going to the music festival to find the uninhibited feeling in the MV and did not intend to fly solo, Lu Siyan and several other members of the White Devils band were in Times Square in Lurbourg, France. He held a small concert, and thus became the first Chinese rock singer with a large market in France. The song "Thriller", which was written temporarily and has not been revised, also appeared on the French NRJ VosHits weekly list and M6 music station pop songs The leaderboard is sought after by young people.

A very shallow hug, almost at the same time as the two people's arms touched each other, Hovison who was standing next to him directly pulled them away. It seemed that he was using too much force, or Lu Siyan didn't react at all and was pulled away directly. He staggered, and then stood firmly with someone around his waist. The corner of Huo Yingdi's mouth raised an arc quietly, and he didn't let go. Instead, he reached out to the production team for a mission card very calmly, "We can start the challenge now." right?"

Jiang Yu reacted quickly, and immediately protested, "What, anyway, there must be a first-come, first-served one. Even if it is a challenge, we should be the fans first. You can't have priority just because you are handsome, right? Princess." Called Princess Chuya nodded first, then shook her head, looking back and forth between Lu Siyan and Howesen, "Actually, I think it's possible." As soon as the words came out, the people around burst into laughter.

Lu Li even joked, "Chu Ya, your team should just disband, the princess will come directly to us, and I will be your knight."

"Forget it, I still think Jiang Yu is more handsome than morning glory." Lin Chuya immediately refused, and by the way, snatched the task card out of his hand by trickery, and only after reading the first line, her face immediately When it was dark, he stretched out his hand to greet Jiang Yu, the two of them were circling in the restaurant, and Jiang Yu's painful voice came out, "I am wronged, how did I know that all the members must be present before we can start the challenge."

This Lu Li has already read the prompt on the task card.

"The Wizard of Oz—three relay races, four people participating, time limit 99 seconds.

Carrying table tennis balls: one member of the team is selected to carry a long glass tube to transport the table tennis balls for a distance of five meters. If there are seven out of ten table tennis balls left, the team must pass the test.

Drying clothes: one person stands on a mat with his hands tied behind his back, two meters away, and only uses his feet to hang the clothes on the line, and hangs all the clothes in the basin before proceeding to the next task.

Going forward together: draw lots to determine the length of the pasta, and then two people eat from both ends, and decide when to bite off according to their own wishes, and the remaining length is less than one centimeter. "

The fans over there looked at each other.

"Why don't you give Taotao a call and ask where he is now? Maybe he's already nearby, anyway, he mentioned the mission point at the beginning."

Before Lin Chuya could answer, the life assistant next to her immediately raised her hand, shook the black bag in her hand, and whispered, "Zi Tao was afraid that he might lose his phone when he was looking for a mysterious guest, so put it here Keep it, but didn’t take it back.”

The camera gave a close-up, and it was almost the same bewildered expression. In the end, it was Chen Yifan who broke the silence, "It's okay, you can call Minhao, follow the VJ, you must be with the artist at any time." Of course, This is just in his impression, how could "Two Days One Night" have no tricks and tricks?Jiang Yu and Lin Chuya looked at each other, already having a bad premonition in their hearts.

Sure enough, the young man who shouldn't be here came out of the place where the staff gathered, his hair was blown a little messy by the wind, and his eyes were full of innocence, "I'm not with Zitao! , I came here by car, and the director asked me to give him the camera."

"I'm curious about one thing now. Does Taotao have any money?" Lu Li said this in a tone of gloating. He obviously still hated Lin Chuya and called him a morning glory. The whole fan team was confused. After two seconds, he laughed out of cover, "He shouldn't be that stupid, even if he doesn't have money, he can take a taxi first."

"Director." Lin Chuya immediately began to bargain, "Can we borrow someone from the yellow team? Siyan and Huo Dashen can just come over, or someone from the production team? If it is impossible, let Benoit join us The team." The young chef standing next to him understood it, nodded and said Ido.

Lin Chuya originally thought that the other party would refuse, but she was immediately happy when she heard the affirmative answer, "It looks like I'm quite attractive hahaha." Unfortunately, before the arc of her mouth formed, Benoit brushed her from beside her. Passing by, he followed up and asked, "Am I going to join the yellow team? Play games with the king? Do I choose the first project by myself? I want to make pasta, can I?" The last sentence Called bold, his blue eyes stared at Lu Siyan without blinking, his lips were slightly pursed, his expression nervous and apprehensive, anyone with a discerning eye could see where his mind was.

A tall figure suddenly stood in the middle, just blocking Benoit's view of Lu Siyan. Foreigners have always been very straightforward in expressing their feelings, and they don't bother to cover up, especially in a romantic capital like France. Gender is not restricted. It is not easy to meet an idol, and it is not as full of distance as I thought. Naturally, I tried my best to increase the chance of intimate contact. Just now I deliberately pretended not to understand Lin Chuya's words , but a blocker appeared at this meeting, he was naturally very impatient, but when he looked up, he met a pair of eyes that were almost freezing cold, the kind of eyes that seemed to be looking at a dead object made him subconsciously slap Shivering, I just feel like my heart is being tightened by something, and I can hardly breathe.

"Jesuis désolé, Nroupenemanquepasdepersonne." A fluent French came out of his mouth. There happened to be someone who knew French in the production team, and he immediately translated the words: Sorry, we have no shortage of people in our team. The aristocratic young man who came out of the house, his eyes glowed a layer of light blue under the light, he was astonishingly beautiful, and the coldness inside was also obvious. In fact, he had already overwhelmed Benoit in terms of height alone, not to mention his temperament. In terms of appearance and appearance, the young man who was thought to be handsome and handsome just now looked like a star and the sun in front of Huo Yingdi, the light was completely covered, and it was completely incomparable.

The scene suddenly became a little stiff, and both sides refused to back down, but Benoit had the identity of a sponsor on his head, so he couldn't easily offend him. As for Huo Dashen, no one would dare to provoke him. It was too late, but how did they know that the seemingly confrontational scene had already begun to fall to one side, and Benoit was simply shocked by Huo Yingdi's aura, unable to move at all.

"Rang, let me tell him." Lu Siyan felt that it was easy to solve. As a person who had written French songs by himself, he had already understood that sentence before pd translation, so he simply poked with his index finger Someone turned his back and motioned him to get out of the way first, "This is my fan, even if you want to see it, you have to look at me, what's the matter with you standing in front?" As soon as he opened his mouth, the photo became more and more pink after being moisturized by someone. The tender lips also attracted everyone's attention, obviously redder, and the corners of the mouth seemed to be torn.

Jiang Yu was a straightforward person, so he said something, noticed the wound on the corner of Lu Siyan's mouth, and immediately asked curiously, "Hey Siyan, what happened to the corner of your mouth? Did you hit it?"

Zhang Jiajia has never spoken since he came in. When he heard this question, he trembled subconsciously. He almost instinctively looked at Howesen, and then quickly looked away. Lin Chuya had received Lu Li's signal. The woman Thoughtful, I understood this immediately, and interrupted, "Oh, the lips are easy to dry in this weather, and it's normal to have broken skin. Why do you have so many problems? If you really have nothing to do, go out and find Zitao. Anyway, we Now there is no challenge without people.”

"It's okay, I met a very fierce dog on the road, and then braked suddenly." Lu Siyan's metaphor is quite appropriate, isn't it just a wolf dog so fierce that it gnawed the corner of his mouth?Hovison obviously understood what he meant, and couldn't help laughing. How could he remember anything about Benoit-Nubois? When he met the child's gaze, the temperature of his whole body began to warm up, and those eyes also seemed to be The ice and snow melted, causing people around to click their tongues.

Chen Yifan was originally worried that according to Lu Siyan's pampered temperament, he might offend this great Buddha, but now it seems that one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. Is Huo Dashen still laughing when he is scolded?The doting eyes should not be too obvious, as for the enemy, I am afraid that only Siyan, a child with low EQ, can't see it, but when it comes to broken skin, there seems to be some marks on the corners of Huo Yingdi's mouth when he came in just now, and the two people seem to be in the same position. Almost, should it be...

Thinking about it this way, Chen Yifan's gaze suddenly became hotter. He felt that Lu Siyan, who was watching him, returned a very silly and sweet smile in the eyes of the other party, and even mouthed so that he didn't have to worry. Get down on your knees, does this silly boy know that he is being targeted by wolves?

As for Silly Baitian, he is busy comforting the fans, "If you want to play games, you can only join the fan team. They just lack one person, so I will be on the opposite side of me. Can you bear it?" Before the blond guy who was immersed in Huo Yingdi's residual prestige came back to his senses, Lu Siyan seemed to remember something, and added, "It seems that there is no rule that you have to help them, or you can just pretend to join and then lurk Making trouble inside, such as deliberately shaking a few ping-pong balls, anyway, is to delay as much as possible, the longer the time, the better, understand?"

Benoit was in a daze all the time, didn't hear what Lu Siyan said at all, and was about to nod when the director team, who was secretly winked by Howesen, hurriedly made a rescue, saying that they couldn't invite foreign aid, and finally decided that if Yang Zitao returned in another 10 minutes If they didn't come over and the yellow team had finished a round, the pink team could send someone to participate in the two events at the same time. Lin Chuya and Jiang Yu immediately began to fight among themselves, saying that they should have known that they should not have left Yang Zitao just now, at least they should have passed. Let's talk after finishing this mission, wait, it seems that something has been exposed.

Subtitle: Poor Tao who doesn't know about the next abandonment, besides is thoughtfully accompanied by Zhang Yang Zitao's emoji made by netizens when he was playing bungee jumping before. His hair is messy and his whole face has been blown out of shape.

Chen Yifan looked at the two active teammates, and his eyes fell on the director again, his eyes were full of hope, and his tone was very sincere, "If I want to leave now, can I refund the announcement fee to the program team? Anyway, the ending It's almost doomed, or I'll refund you double?"

Not only the staff were laughing to and fro, but the barrage was also amused.

"It's a bargain, it's the visual sense of the vegetable market."

"I feel sorry for Tao for three seconds."

"I just want to know where Zitao is now."

"Howesen: I'm sorry, Siyan is enough with me.

Chen Yifan: Dude, I really just want to go home. "

"Did I watch too many novels and TV series? Why do you want to be crooked immediately when you see the skin on the corner of your mouth?"

"Upstairs you are not alone!!!"

"Hmmm, is it a criminal evidence? Or can't you resist making soy sauce?"

"Master, he was so manly just now, his boyfriend is so powerful."

"My princess, I want to defend your beauty."

"Siyan brand fire extinguisher, you deserve it."

"I'm looking forward to the pasta session more and more."

"Don't be cowardly, just go."

"What is a centimeter? I bet fifty cents that I can definitely eat a centimeter!"

"What is a millimeter, now it is popular to count in microns and nanometers."

"Don't you think the little French brother is a bit pitiful?"

"It looks like he doesn't even know that Siyan is already famous."

"Women who are married should keep a little distance."

"When the two hugged before, the eyes of the Great God changed beside him."

"Is Lu Siyan famous in France? Why does it feel like that guy called Wa doesn't know the best actor Huo?"

"Siyan participated in the French Music Festival last year."

"I suggest you search for White Devil Band directly."

"No, I'm going to rewatch the show after I finish watching it."