You are not a white lotus at all [Quick Transmigration]

The pheasant essence was tied up in the yard, pecking at the rope, and Ye Simian was carrying water from the nearby well, saying that he wanted to find some mushrooms and stew them with vermicelli, so as not to waste this heavenly pheasant.

After hearing this, the pheasant spirit pecked at the rope more diligently, and Ye Simian tied his beak as well.

After tying up, a pot of water was set on the fire to boil, and Ye Simian put the pheasant essence next to the stove, watching him struggle to run around but could only wait for the water to boil a little bit.

The sky was getting dark, Ye Simian looked outside, Chang Yuan was standing at the door of the bedroom, looking at Aunt Zhang, lest she would sneak around to work after being persuaded to rest.

Then, the water boiled with a gurgle.

When the water boiled, Ye Simian threw in a few dried shiitake mushrooms from a bag, glanced at the pheasant essence on the ground, and sighed: "It's been a long time since I ate chicken stewed with mushrooms, now there are no chickens but pheasants, and there are dried shiitake mushrooms if there are no mushrooms. gone."

The whole body of Pheasant Essence was stiff, and he kicked his legs hard for a long time, and began to move slightly.

Throwing a handful of vermicelli into it, Ye Simian sighed again: "Alas, there are too few shiitake mushrooms, so I can't eat much, and the pheasant is too small, I can't eat a few bites."

Pheasant Essence was sweating coldly, struggling towards the place where he had been biting before, trying to break free quickly.

The vermicelli was cooked quickly, Ye Simian squatted down, still holding the wings of the pheasant essence——

"Forgot to bleed and remove the hair."

The shivering pheasant saw hope in this sentence, and Ye Simian untied the rope on his body after that, took a kitchen knife and took him to the yard, saying that he would take advantage of the weather to cut two mouths and let the blood out. The hair can only be plucked after the blood is drained, and the hair can be cut into pieces after the hair is plucked...

The pheasant who went out pretended to be weak, and would wait until Ye Simian could relax and fly away, but while he was waiting for the opportunity, someone knocked on the gate outside the courtyard, thumping.

Ye Simian hesitated when he lowered the knife, his attention seemed to be attracted by the knock on the door, and the pheasant spirit took the opportunity to jump out--and was dragged back by the girl outside.

A piece of silk wrapped the pheasant spirit condescendingly, and the young girl who knocked on the door smiled after Ye Simian opened the door and asked, "Can I ask for a bowl of water?"

The girl is dressed in a light-colored dress, wearing silk flowers on her head, and looks like a [-]-year-old girl on an outing. It seems that after being separated from others, she looks for a bowl of water and asks for a rest.

Ye Simian nodded, and handed over water with a porcelain bowl, and was promised to exchange the pheasant essence with a meal of roast chicken.

Ye Simian hesitated: "But..."

The girl smiled and raised the price: "Two?"

Chang Yuan looked at the girl after she entered the door, sneaked over to compare, then hurried back, with a dazed expression——

This girl...why does he look about five years old?

——It still looks like a girl in a red dress, her whole body is very festive, only the scimitar on her waist is particularly silent, and a sharp light flashes across it without a sound.

Ye Simian thought to herself: "Yes, you read that right, this is the maiden Bihua under Zuo Siming, she was called Sister Bihua before her original body, but people who are not familiar with the fairy world call her Fairy Bihua, Fairy Bihua Jun or Bihua Yuanjun."

After explaining in her heart, Ye Simian said in Bihua's temptation: "If my sister is very hungry, you can eat with us. Aunt Zhang will definitely not bear the heart of a good girl from a good family like my sister to starve!"

Bihua retracted her hand, surprised: "What a girl?"

Ye Simian: "He has a good personality, speaks softly, and considers others when doing things. Aunt Zhang said that such a girl is a good girl."

Bi Hua was at a loss.

Ye Simian explained: "My sister would remember to help me catch the pheasant when she was tired before. It was out of kindness and she didn't want to see others suffer losses."

Bihua looked at the pheasant essence in her hand: she was just afraid that this evil beast would cause trouble somewhere, but she turned a blind eye when she passed by, and after that, no matter if it was Ye Simian who returned to the heaven, or anyone who might come to ask him to be blamed It's not easy to talk, that's all.

"My sister wanted to eat pheasant when she was hungry, but felt that our family was poor, so she was too embarrassed to ask, so she proposed an exchange and gave me a lot more. She was kind and considerate in doing good deeds in the name of trading."

Bihua: ...It's just that I want to exchange this pheasant essence with anything.Although this is a goblin, it has no immortal status, and it is not something to cherish, but it is really aggrieved and cruel to be eaten by people's stew when it is enlightened.

"My sister saw that I refused, and she didn't have any malice because of her strength and my weakness. Instead, she continued to add chips, hoping that I would change my mind. This is the right thing to follow and stick to."

Bi Hua: It’s just a roast chicken. You can buy a bunch of gold leaves from my body, okay?

"So, when I say my sister is a good girl and a good person, it's based on the details of my sister's words and deeds. Since my sister is such a good person, why can't I share food with you when my sister is hungry?" Ye Simian concluded, "Aunt Zhang who taught me like this will definitely act like this."

In this sentence, Bihua followed Ye Simian and looked at Aunt Zhang who was sleeping soundly not far away, forced a smile, and said, "Thank you for your compliment..."

Ye Simian smiled.

"But I'd better change it, wait, someone will bring the roast chicken tomorrow." After saying that, Bihua left with the pheasant essence that had been unsuccessfully attacked many times, and Ye Simian pushed Aunt Zhang after he left.

Aunt Zhang woke up in a daze, stared at the sky outside for a while, and said, "I seem to... had a very long dream, and I walked to a very far place in the dream..."

Ye Simian comforted: "So Aunt Zhang, you are too tired and need a good rest." After finishing speaking, he went to break an egg, and brought a bowl of vermicelli to Aunt Zhang, saying that he should cook well today and let her taste it. taste.

Aunt Zhang shied away for a while, Ye Simian explained that she had already eaten, and took her for a walk outside the yard after Aunt Zhang finished eating, saying that Aunt Zhang had recovered from the cold now, and he also went to the academy to find an errand to learn. , I usually have a little contact with the bosses in various streets, and I will definitely be able to overcome it in the future...

Aunt Zhang was very happy to hear that, and said something for a long time after dark, saying that the past ten years have passed, and the two of them will get better and better in the future.

Ye Simian echoed her words, seeing that she became more and more energetic as she talked, and after the climax of the moon, her energy was not good, so she slowly fell asleep.

The moonlight outside was bright and clear, Bihua secretly climbed to the wall, and then dialed the fortune teller, and put down the last straw after Zhang Lan's typhoid fever incident, and settled her death.

After the settlement was completed, Zhang Lan's soul went to Liangfu Mountain, and her soul returned to Haoli Mountain. Bihua confirmed the handover after Ling Feng witnessed the whole process, and explained the half-day delay as Zhang Lan's first visit to the underworld.The ghost messenger picks up the souls, so he just listened to this statement, and Bihua returned to the yard after that.

The lonely moon in the sky, the lonely shadow in the courtyard.

Bihua brought over the pheasant essence locked with a talisman, and warned him that if he was found to be close to a certain fairy and wanted to suck the fairy energy and go astray, she would make him unable to walk again.

The pheasant spirit is trembling.

The next day, Bihua was already on his way back to the heaven to return to his mission, and he had a bunch of notes to hand over to Si Fa, while Ye Simian woke up at sunrise and learned that Aunt Zhang was no longer there.

After selling the yard to bury Aunt Zhang, Ye Simian burned paper on the grave and saw Ji Wenyu coming over again.

Ji Wenyu offered incense and worshiped, and asked beside him, "Do you want to go to the capital with me?"

Ye Simian looked at him.

Ji Wenyu: "Reading and reading, or wielding knives and guns, as long as you want, I can provide you with the environment you need, and what you have to do is to live a better life."

Ye Simian heard something in Ji Wenyu's words, but looked at the grave in bewilderment, and said that he would stay and keep his filial piety and clean up everything nearby.

Ji Wenyu gave him a token, saying that Ye Simian could go to the capital to find him after the three-year filial piety expired.

After that, Ji Wenyu left in a hurry, and after that, it was reported that he abandoned literature and became a military guard, and was sent to the frontier to fight.

When he heard the news, Ye Simian had already moved into the academy for a long time, cleaning the school in the morning, cleaning the fallen leaves in the evening, and reading or writing by the moonlight at night.

"San Zi Jing", "Hundred Family Surnames", "Thousand Characters" and "Enlightenment of the Rhythm" have been learned during this time. Ye Simian practiced calligraphy under the moonlight, or read "Thousand Family Poems" in a low voice until two It's a little later to rest.

At dawn, Ye Simian arranged the books, tables and chairs in the school as usual, and waited for Mr. Ji to come over at the door.

Before Mr. Ji came, there were already students getting started one after another, reading aloud in the morning, reading aloud, and interpreting a certain sentence by themselves.Mr. Ji came over, sat down, and gradually people went to the desk to read.

An ordinary day passed as usual, Ye Simian finished silently writing "Poems of a Thousand Families" in the tea room, sorted all the manuscripts and prepared to bind them, and Zhou Zijing, who was fined by his husband for copying because of absenteeism, also came over to drink tea at this time, interrupting Ye Simian again See those manuscripts after the binding action.

Zhou Zijing took a look and spoke to Ye Simian for the first time: "You wrote it?"

Ye Simian nodded.

The next moment, Zhou Zijing took it over and said, "Mine."

Ye Simian heard that he wanted to stop it, but Zhou Zijing put down a piece of silver and said, "Thanks for your hard work, you've worked hard, go buy something to reward yourself~"

The next day, Zhou Zijing was fined to copy "Poetry of a Thousand Families" ten times, because Mr. Ji could tell at a glance that the handwriting of the manuscript was not his.

Zhou Zijing frowned, Ye Simian went over and said, "That's why I stopped you yesterday."

Zhou Zijing heheed twice.

"I have been in the school for so long, every word is taught by the teacher, and every word is gradually written in the current readable appearance under the eyes of the teacher, so, do you think the teacher will not recognize my handwriting? It is you I don’t write very much on weekdays, sir is not familiar with your handwriting, but he can tell at a glance that it was written by me, isn’t your behavior still nothing?” After Ye Simian finished talking about these causes and consequences, Zhou Zijing continued to express his anger gradually, "However, I first learned to write, before I could read. Because of this, I could only imitate Mr.'s handwriting for a long time, and it was not until I slowly changed that I wrote what I am now... I mean, I can probably imitate your handwriting as much as I imitate Mr.

The warmth and anger on Zhou Zijing's face faded, replaced by doubt: "You?"

Ye Simian smiled and asked him to write a word.

After finishing writing, Ye Simian stared at Zhou Zijing's handwriting for a while, made gestures, and then picked up the pen——

"It's exactly the same!"

Zhou Zijing was pleasantly surprised and expressed a lot of rewards, Ye Simian pushed back yesterday's money together, explaining that he was not greedy for money, and just wanted to ask him to help bring more books to school, and he must not tell anyone about it. people listen.

Otherwise, they're both screwed.

Zhou Zijing promised, and after handing in the manuscript, he couldn't help bragging to his brother. The next day, his cronies also took his manuscript to find an opportunity to "force" Ye Simian to help them.

Ye Simian replied, "You must never tell anyone about this!"

Comer: "Understood! Otherwise, we're both doomed, aren't we?"

Ye Simian wrote with peace of mind, and took the books from him.

This matter was spread in the school from time to time, and Ye Simian kept taking books from different people, until finally Mr. Ji couldn't bear it anymore and came to the door——

Under the moon, Ye Simian quickly admitted his mistake but insisted on explaining: "Sir, I just copy some words for those who don't want to be punished for copying, and don't put their minds on learning. Consolidate your knowledge...Of course, the most important thing is to help your husband identify the strengths and weaknesses of each person and the strengths and weaknesses of character!"

Mr. Ji put down the ruler: "Oh?"

Ye Simian gave an example: "Zhou Zijing has a flexible mind but no words. He can't stop with him for a day, but he is very righteous and sticks to what he says. Li Zimi is clumsy and slow in reading and writing. It is rare for him to write a letter twice, but he persevered and never faked my handwriting; Qi Anle studied hard but did not stick to the old rules. Concentrate on riding and shooting your own shortcomings, and have a very precise understanding of yourself and the surrounding environment..."

After listening, Mr. Ji said calmly: "Then I also want to thank you for helping me test the students?"

Ye Simian stretched out her hand directly: "I made a mistake, please punish me sir."

After picking up one Gao Gao, Mr. Ji tapped the ruler lightly on Ye Simian's palm:

"Pay attention to proportions."

The next day, the whole academy knew that Ye Simian could no longer help them copy books, and they all stopped paying him half an eye like before, and no longer regarded what he said during this period as being half-sincere. It was thrown out of the sky.

Mr. Ji and Xun Boyu didn't know how to react to this.

At night, Ye Simian ran to the appointed place after a small note, and took "Night Strange Talk" from Zhou Zijing.

Zhou Zijing: "Brother, you have so many hobbies..."

Ye Simian turned over two pages and thanked him, and began to give him one-on-one private tutoring.

The next day, Li Zimi, "Xiaoxiang Chronicles".

On the third day, Qi Anle, "The Seven Great Masters".

On the fourth day, Li Zimi, "Westbound Road".

On the fifth day, Li Zimi, "Weapon Illustration".

On the sixth day, Qian Duoduo, "Cornucopia".

On the seventh day, Wang Yingqu, "Little Calligraphy and Painting Award".

……

At the end of the year, after assessing all the students, Mr. Ji sent "Excellent" to many people, praising their progress, and "Good" to many people, encouraging them to continue, and then sent "Pass" to a few people, so that they will not learn in the future. Fall back to failing.

Finally, Mr. Ji announced the end of this year's studies in the snow scene. After everyone cheered excitedly, they slowly calmed down and said goodbye: "Sir, take care."

Mr. Ji returned the gift, knowing that many people inside would not come again next year, so he said goodbye earnestly because of being teachers and students.

Ye Simian stood quietly in the corner, took the time to open the door before the students arrived, and watched them leave one by one, until only he and Mr. Ji were left in the school.

Mr. Ji turned his head and asked, "Aren't you going out to have fun together?"

The snow outside the house hadn't been cleared, and someone stepped on it and staggered. The people next to him laughed, but fell into the snow the next moment.The people present laughed one after another.

A snowball was thrown on Zhou Zijing, who was laughing wildly. He quickly picked up a handful of snow and threw it back, hitting the first person who fell, but accidentally hurt the innocent——

A snowball fight begins.

Ye Simian looked at it for a while, then lowered her head enviously: "No, everyone had a great time, I'm going to disturb the atmosphere with someone I don't know well."

Mr. Ji stared at him with a faint smile.

Ye Simian stood under this gaze for a while, raised her head and couldn't help laughing, ran over to hold the snow and knead it into a ball, smashing people!

A cloud of snowflakes scattered on Qi Anle's body, he turned around and threw the snowball out according to his intuition!

"Behind!"

"left!"

"Directly behind!"

Chang Yuan was watching the small report, and Ye Simian was under the news, whenever he was hit, he hid behind others every time, and every time he threw a snowball, he also avoided many sneak attacks, and kept the situation in check. Make more mess.It wasn't until later that everyone discovered the clues and jointly encircled and suppressed him.

Mr. Ji sat in the school and looked outside, and pointed outside after Xun Boyu came from the scripture hall: "Go?"

Xun Boyu smiled: "No, I'm old, so don't make trouble with them."

Mr. Ji didn't say much to Xun Boyu's youth and maturity, and asked him to sit by the side.

The snowballs were flying, and it was gradually snowing outside. After everyone realized this, they wanted to have fun, but Mr. Ji went out to stop drinking, pointing to let them out one by one. Finally, he looked at Ye Simian and said, "Stay here!" ?”

Ye Simian smiled: "I'm going to burn incense sticks for Aunt Zhang, visit her, and tell me about the past six months."

So, during the new year's watch, Mr. Ji's daughter still only saw Xun Boyu, and left the cabinet after the year.

The day when he left the pavilion was a rare sunny day, and Ye Simian congratulated Mr. Ji and Xun Boyu at the banquet when the dust had settled, and joined the crowd to persuade Xun Boyu to drink, saying that if he treats his junior sister badly in the future, Mr. Ji Definitely beat him to death with a ruler...

Xun Boyu was so drunk by the people from the Mongolian and Buddhist scriptures halls that he was very happy and dizzy.

On the third day, Xun Boyu returned home with his younger junior sisters, and distributed happy money to the classmates who arrived at the school early.

Ye Simian was the first person to return to the school, so naturally he also received it.

After receiving the happy money, Ye Simian went to buy a bunch of candied haws and sat at the entrance of the school, welcoming the brothers who came back today, pointing out where to find the happy money, and continued to sit.

Chang Yuan put them aside together and sighed: "Ah..."

Ye Simian glanced at him.

Chang Yuan: "It's really peaceful."

After agreeing, Ye Simian saw a pheasant running towards him and plunging into his arms.

Familiar color, familiar physique, is an old acquaintance—or rather, an old acquaintance.

Ye Simian grabbed the stiff pheasant essence and put it in front of the stove to warm it up. After a while, the pheasant essence that had slowed down looked at Ye Simian, and after recognizing the person, he screamed at the stove: "cluck cluck!"

help!Someone is going to eat a goblin!

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Five thousand, secretly hold this chapter as two in one to complete the 9.23 update (.

ps. Thank you Ye Yi Wandering, Zheng Zheng for the nutrient solution and Zheng Zheng for the mines