awkward

Ye Mu looked at the screen for a while, then picked it up with a paralyzed face, and said suddenly, "I'm sorry."

There was a pause on the other end of the phone, and then he quickly snorted, "You finally know you were wrong."

Ye Mu continued without emotion: "The user you dialed is currently on the phone, please call again later."

Chen Mo got angry, and cursed in a low voice, "Damn gay! Don't do this to me, will you accept the IPO project or not?"

Ye Mu was bored, "The user is busy and is transferring your voicemail. Please leave a message after the beep."

Chen Mo gritted his teeth with a stern face, and stood on his balcony with the phone in his hand for a long time without speaking.

Seeing that there was no sound, Ye Mu said lightly, "I'm dead."

A man's roar suddenly came from the other end of the phone, "Didn't you leave a message after the beep, but you beeped!"

Ye Muwaner, just about to say something about the mobile phone but was snatched by Ye Chun next to him.

"Di~" the child deliberately suppressed his voice.

Chen Mo didn't hear it, suppressed his anger, and said calmly, "Ye Mu, the IPO project is very important to the company, I hope you don't bring too many personal grievances, the salesman I sent out a few months ago It all came back in vain..."

The low, magnetic voice continued on the phone, but no one was actually listening.

"Ye Chun, be good, give the phone to Uncle." Ye Mu leaned over and reached out to get it, but the little guy hid it.

Ye Chun looked at him with a very sly smile, "Uncle, who called you so late, is it yours?"

As she spoke, she narrowed her big shiny eyes and stretched out her little finger.

Recently, children watch a lot of anime. In Japan, little finger means "girlfriend".

Ye Mu coughed, "No, don't talk nonsense, it's Uncle's boss, and I want to discuss business with Uncle."

Ye Chun tilted his head, "Really?"

Ye Mu said lightly, "Really, give the phone to Uncle."

"Oh", Ye Chunkong was overjoyed, but felt bored after listening to it, curled his lips, and threw the phone aside casually.

Ye Mu picked it up, and when he answered the call, Chen Mo had already said almost the same thing.

"So do you think this plan is feasible?"

Ye Mu lowered his eyes and was silent for a moment, his thin lips parted slightly, "I repeat, my niece was making trouble just now."

Chen Mo's face became stinky, and his voice became much lower in an instant, "Didn't you record the phone call?"

Ye Mu couldn't help complaining, "You are not childish."

The other end of the phone suddenly stopped talking.

After a long silence, a low and patient voice came slowly, "Ye Mu, if possible, I really hope you are a bottle of mineral water now."

Ye Mu was expressionless, "What do you say?"

Chen Mo gritted his teeth fiercely, "Then I can twist your body into a twist and fly your head out!"

After hearing this, Ye Mu said oh, with no expression on his face, and hung up the phone directly.

Chen Mo was so angry that his liver hurt, he pressed it down and dialed again.

It was connected quickly, but the person who answered the phone was a little girl.

"Hey, Mr. Chen, my uncle asked you to tell me a story."

Chen Mo frowned, "I have no story to tell, let him listen to the phone."

Ye Chun snorted, and proudly puffed out his small chest, "Uncle said he wouldn't answer your phone if you didn't tell me a story."

Chen Mo felt the veins on his forehead twitch suddenly, but he closed his eyes patiently because he was concerned about the young age of the other party.

After being silent for a long time, he pinched the center of his brows and said with a headache, "Once upon a time, there was a mung bean."

Ye Chun blinked his eyes, his face full of curiosity, "Mung bean?"

Chen Mo took a few deep breaths, poured himself a glass of water, and tried to calm down, "Yes, one day it broke up with his girlfriend."

Ye Chun nodded, her pink lips moved, "Well, what then?"

Chen Mo lowered his head and pinched the center of his brows again, and said in a calm voice, "It keeps crying and crying... very sad and crying..."

Ye Chun bit his finger and raised his crescent eyebrows, "What happened?"

Chen Mo put down the water glass expressionlessly, pursed his lips, and said in a deep and cold voice, "As a result, it germinated."

Ye Chun: "..."

What should I say? This elder brother can't tell stories better than her uncle, bad review, hehehe!

Seeing that the child was silent, Chen Mo thought it was resolved, and said indifferently, "Okay, let your uncle answer the phone."

Ye Chun's nostrils were turned upside down, and his voice was naive, "Boss, your stories are not good at all, I want to listen to two more."

Chen Mo looked worried, impatient, and fierce, "Okay, story, story. I told two stories, so don't get entangled."

Ye Chun didn't give up, he hummed unafraid of death, "I want to know what happened."

Chen Mo clicked his tongue, half threatening and half intimidating: "Stop making trouble, or the big bad wolf will eat you."

Ye Chun was very stubborn, holding her head high and saying, "I'm not afraid, this is all to scare children." Besides, she has grown up now, so she is not afraid of those so-called big bad wolves.

Chen Mo looked at Zhang Jun's face, and racked his brains to figure it out. He said coldly, "There is no story, but there are riddles. Do you want to guess?"

Ye Chun bent his eyes, and smiled playfully again, "Okay, I want to guess."

Chen Mo poured himself a glass of water, took a few sips and said, "Once upon a time, there was a man named Bao Zheng who gave birth to a daughter. Guess her name?"

Ye Chun frowned, "What's your name???"

Chen Mo leaned sideways on the door frame and said, "Free shipping."

Ye Chun rolled his eyes, very dissatisfied, and cut his voice: "It's not fun, I still want to hear the story."

Chen Mo was distressed, but he didn't lose his temper, so he could only grind against her slowly, and made up something casually, "Once upon a time, there was a rabbit.

Here comes another rabbit.

He stood on the first rabbit's shoulders, leaning on his ears.

Here comes another rabbit.

......

It stands on the shoulder of No.20 a rabbit with its ears on.

Kiss the giraffe. "

The boring story of nearly ten minutes, tells the picture of multiple rabbits stacked up one by one before staggering to kiss the giraffe. The child's eyelids drooped as he listened, and he didn't know which rabbit's shoulder was in the middle. fell asleep.

Before closing her eyes, the child's only thought was that this brother was really good at fooling people. Although she liked rabbits quite a bit, is it really good to pile up so many rabbits?Will it fall down, the giraffe is so tall, and you stack it so high just to kiss it?Are these rabbits all sick?I can't figure it out, I can't figure it out, the world of adults is so difficult to understand.

There was no sound from the other end of the phone for a long time, only the sound of snoring and dozing off.

Ye Mu leaned over to help Ye Chun cover the quilt, and slowly took the phone from the little guy's ear and picked it up, "Hello?"

Chen Mo responded, with a low voice, showing indifference and fear, "Don't bother me with child coaxing in the future, or I will fire you."

Ye Mu slightly curled the corner of his lower lip, and his voice was clear and cool, "I think you are quite good at it. Today I coaxed this girl for a long time and she didn't fall asleep. You dismissed her with any random story."

Chen Mo raised his sharp chin, narrowed his eyes and said, "Well, you solved a problem for you, shouldn't you reciprocate?"

Ye Mu smiled, and didn't go too far, and directly talked about the business, "There is a director in the IPO project, named Song Tanfei, I called him this afternoon, and he said that he can hand over the project to us, but there is a premise condition."

Chen Mo narrowed his eyes half-closed, his thin lips parted slightly, "What?"

Ye Mu slightly raised his eyebrows, "Do you know Song Jia?"

Chen Mo turned on the speakerphone, folded his hands on his chest and leaned back, "The name sounds familiar, but I can't remember who it is."

Ye Mu reminded: "Song Jia, your classmate in the university is in the same department as you."

Chen Mo frowned slightly, and remembered a little bit, "At that time, the girl who was always sneaking after me in the library? But what does this have to do with the IPO project?"

Ye Mu was lying on the bed, his eyes were indifferent, "There is no connection, it's just that Song Dong hopes that I can help his daughter to be a matchmaker, so that you can come out and have a blind date with her."

Chen Mo's fair and handsome face gradually turned cold, "I heard that right, you actually want me to go on a blind date?"

This is simply inexplicable. To say that going on a blind date is better than asking him to sell himself. To put it bluntly, the nature of this project has changed, and it has become an equivalent exchange of pure profit, rather than relying on the company's own ability to win. signed.

The other party's face was already livid, but Ye Mu still couldn't stop talking, "I don't think it's a problem, anyway, you're single now, so give the little girl a chance. After all, according to her father, she has been secretly in love with you for three whole years. "

Chen Mohei had a serious face, "Are you asking me to do something immoral, I met that girl, and then, are you forcing me to be with her for the IPO project?"

Ye Mu corrected his mistake, "I didn't let you stay with her, just to meet and get to know her, her father said, just treat it as a simple and ordinary blind date, if you find it's not suitable, then break off the relationship, The project will still be handed over to us.”

Chen Mo frowned tightly, "Are you sure?"

Ye Mu said lightly, "Sure, it's just a blind date."

Chen Mo squinted at the receiver, pulled his thin lips, paused every word, and spoke very slowly, "Okay, I'll let you be the matchmaker."

The author has something to say: The stories about rabbits and mung beans in this chapter are all from the Internet, and any infringements will be deleted.