The twisted melon is very sweet

Shi Xiaochuan dreamed of that feather again, fluttering down on his chest, scratching his two peas, refusing to leave no matter what.This night his mind was always in a daze, and he only felt that his body was extremely heavy. Even in his dream, it seemed that he was being pressed by something, and he couldn't get up, let alone turn over.

"Ling Feifan!" Shi Xiaochuan yelled and opened his eyes, and it was Ling Feifan's smiling eyes that came into view.

He supported his head with one hand, and gently scratched Shi Xiaochuan's chest with the other.

"Forgot again, didn't you? What should I call me?"

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Shi Xiaochuan's ears were burning. He slapped Ling Feifan's hand off the bed and wanted to get out of bed. When he just sat up, he felt a "click" in his lower back, and fell again. go back.

Damn, my waist is about to break.

Ling Feifei smiled slightly, and whispered in his ear: "I, Ling Feifei, have never met anyone who dares to turn against me, don't blame me for not reminding you!"

I turned my face and didn't recognize anyone, what the hell!Just as Shi Xiaochuan was about to bluff, he took the words back to his lips.Even though he drank alcohol last night, he still remembered how Ling Feifei rounded and flattened him.The two of them went from the living room to the bathroom and then to the bed. He did it several times and where he did it, including the two words Ling Feifei asked him to shout over and over again. Last night he was able to shout out with the strength of alcohol. Now it is absolutely impossible.

"You...you are too ruthless, my bones are about to fall apart..." Shi Xiaochuan rubbed his lower back dissatisfied, besides the back pain, his thigh muscles were also sore and weak, the only thing is that his buttocks didn't feel too much discomfort.

"I don't know who wants to come after saying it's not enough..." Ling Feifei raised his eyebrows and laughed.

Shi Xiaochuan froze, and then spit out three words: "You fart!"

Ling Feifan pulled him into his arms, and the cool skin made the person in his arms shiver.

"chilly?"

"Cold your sister!" Shi Xiaochuan scolded, and shrank his butt back to distance himself from him.Well, Uncle Chen is still there, Ling Feifei doesn't seem to be there, is he older?Or was he drained last night?Hahaha. . . . . .

Thinking of this, Shi Xiaochuan wished he could slap himself.

"Don't deny it, I have evidence!" Ling Feifei took out the phone from under the pillow, unlocked it, clicked it, and clicked it again, and Shi Xiaochuan's rapid breathing came from the phone immediately.

"Husband...husband... still..."

On the screen, Shi Xiaochuan is swaying under Ling Feifei's body, his mouth is full of traces of passionate kisses, his eyes are confused and longingly looking at the camera, and it feels like a love action movie.

Shi Xiaochuan seemed to have been hit with a sap, the blood quickly gathered from the whole body to the head, he looked at the white ceiling and stood up, two lines of clear tears flowed down the corners of his eyes.

who I am?where am I?Can I die?

"Crying?" Ling Feifei turned off the video, but Shi Xiaochuan didn't expect such a big reaction.

Shi Xiaochuan snorted.

"Bastard, you're pissing me off, woo woo woo..."

"Who told you to drink? I can't drink enough, and I don't even know if I'm eaten up!"

Shi Xiaochuan wiped his face and blurted out: "I'm not drunk, just two glasses of deep water □ How could I overwhelm Lao Tzu!" Suddenly realizing that he seemed to have revealed some secret, he quickly shut up.

"Aren't you drunk?" Ling Feifan was a little surprised. He always thought that Shi Xiaochuan was so easy to manipulate because he was drunk. It turned out that he was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!

"I'm wrong! I'm drunk!" Shi Xiaochuan turned his back with difficulty, buried his face in the quilt, and he lost his face.

"My dear daughter-in-law, when did you fall in love with me?" Ling Feifei straightened him by the shoulders, "Why didn't you tell my husband, thanks to your husband, I have made many plans to deal with you..."

"How else do you want to deal with me?" Shi Xiaochuan gritted his teeth, shit, he knew that this bastard was not a good person!

"No, it's useless now!" Ling Feifei smiled, pinched his chin and kissed him.

Shi Xiaochuan opened his mouth slightly to allow Ling Feifan to enter smoothly. He no longer refused Ling Feifan, and he couldn't refuse anyway.

"Delete that video!" Shi Xiaochuan glared at him resentfully.

"Call my husband!"

"……husband!"

Shi Xiaochuan had goose bumps all over his body.

Ling Feifei nodded in satisfaction, but did not move.

"Delete!"

Ling Feifei still nodded and did not move.

"You dare to lie to me, I will kill you!" Shi Xiaochuan stretched out his hand to pinch Ling Feifan's neck, but he grabbed him and turned over to press him down.

"Reciprocity!"

What do you mean?

Ling Feifan opened the drawer of the bedside table and took out a bottle and placed it on top with a "boom". Shi Xiaochuan took a closer look, and it was that bottle of lubricating oil again!

He unconsciously tightened his ass.

"Should it be said that you are too ignorant or too naive? If you dare to do this kind of prank, you are not afraid that I will use it on you?" Ling Feifan raised Shi Xiaochuan's hands above his head, and stared at him condescendingly, with a serious face.

"What will happen if I don't find out? Is it fun for us to stick together and go to the hospital? Do you want the sex of the lower body?"

If you want to be clingy, you are clinging to other men... and women!

Shi Xiaochuan murmured in his heart, he had forgotten that there was such a thing, when he was forced by his mother to give Ling Feifei a speech, he was really so mad that he would do the stupid thing of adding glue to the lubricating oil , fortunately no one had an accident.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, and I won't do it again!" Shi Xiaochuan knew he was wrong, so he could only apologize obediently.

"Call my husband to listen!"

"..."

"Call!"

"……husband……"

Shi Xiaochuan only felt cold for a while.

Ling Feifan lay back and pulled Shi Xiaochuan into his arms again.

"Stay at home for one day today, you can't go to school like this, and I won't go to work anymore, I will stay with you at home!"

Shi Xiaochuan didn't agree, and the bottle of lubricating oil was always in his mind.

"How did you find out that there was something wrong with the lubricating oil? Did you use it?" He straightened the quilt, trying to keep his tone as casual as possible.

"I use it? I used it and you still enjoyed it so much last night?" Ling Feifei patted his cheek, "You have been here so many times and you didn't find out that my house is equipped with surveillance cameras?"

monitor? !Shi Xiaochuan scanned the whole room subconsciously, could all his "brilliant deeds" last night have been photographed?Ling Feifan took so many handles in his hands, and he still couldn't die!

"There's nothing in the room, your husband isn't that perverted!"

Ling Feifan smiled, showing those eight teeth again, Shi Xiaochuan felt gloomy no matter what he looked at.Does this person have persecution paranoia?With such a strong desire to control, how can he live with him in the future!

live together?Shi Xiaochuan snorted and closed his eyes to sleep.

"You don't even know how much I like the way you look, how can I not take pictures of you if you call my husband so sweet!"

"Shameless!" Shi Xiaochuan muttered, his face blushed again and again, he was really ashamed.

"But it's also thanks to your husband, I'm smart, knowing that you are not so disciplined, otherwise you will lose your sexual happiness for the rest of your life!" Ling Feifei shook his head and sighed, this kid is not usually difficult to deal with.

"Fart, when I came that time, I saw...used toilet paper all over the place!"

He cleaned it himself!

"Oh, that time, I caught a cold and wiped my nose!"

Snot?You are great!

Shi Xiaochuan was at a loss for words for a while, and it took him a long time to spit out a sentence: "If there is a trash can, you don't throw it away, you throw it on the ground!"

"It's informal!" Ling Feifei chuckled.

"..."

"I originally bought it for you, only you have used it, don't worry!"

"Do I use it? Can I use such a big bottle?" Shi Xiaochuan gave him a white look.

"The big bottle is cheaper!"

Are you short of that money?Shi Xiaochuan was completely speechless.

"Then you..." He paused and asked again: "What's the use of doing it with others?"

"Others? Where did they come from? Only you!" Ling Feifei pecked his lips, knowing that this kid would ask these questions.

"I won't lie to you about this matter. I had three girlfriends before the bend, and I did all of them. After the bend, I only had two men, and one of them is you!"

Yes, there is no love without reason, and no one will bend without reason.

Shi Xiaochuan put his pillow on Ling Feifan's chest and let out an "oh". He was very curious about the person who made Ling Feifei "bend", but he didn't dare to ask.When did he, Shi Xiaochuan, become so hypocritical!

"Then that time...was it just because of sex, or was it premeditated?"

"It was premeditated to see sex!" Ling Feifei's chest vibrated slightly. To be honest, he didn't decide the time to eat Shi Xiaochuan at that time. He always felt that he was still young, and it would be good to raise him slowly. Anyway, I have been waiting for so many years, and I don't care about waiting another year or two.This is also thanks to Ling Ma's divine assist, which brought his "schedule" forward.

"Daughter-in-law, are you hungry?"

"Somewhat."

"Come if you're hungry!" Ling Feifan knelt on both sides of Shi Xiaochuan, as if he was about to kiss him.

"Eh? Eh? Aren't you hungry? My whole body hurts, I don't want to come..."

Shi Xiaochuan supported his chest with his hands, not letting him approach.He knew that Ling Feifei had a good figure. He had strong chest muscles, a tight belly, powerful arms, slender legs, and a... powerful big bird.His figure is enough to make many men jealous, so that Shi Xiaochuan felt a little inferior when the two of them met frankly.

However, what he needs to do this kind of thing is white and tender skin, a soft chest and a warm package!Who the hell wants hard muscles!

Now it seems that he is basically saying goodbye to these things, my sister... Shi Xiaochuan wants to cry.

"Ahh!"

Shi Xiaochuan sneezed.

"Ahh!"

Ling Feifan also slapped, both of them were taken aback.

"I've caught a cold, so I can't come here! And I seem to have a little fever..." Shi Xiaochuan blinked his eyes, looking at Ling Feifan in the sky pitifully, but he didn't think that this appearance was the most irresistible for Ling Feifan.

"It's just right for you to have a fever, my husband will give you an injection!" Ling Feifan pushed his hand away, and said with a smile: "You were Uncle Chen just now, so of course my husband will satisfy you if you are so interested. Your duty as a daughter-in-law! Come on, let's cross-infect..."

He reached out and pinched Shi Xiaochuan's lower back, and Shi Xiaochuan went limp.

Fuck, my waist!