my brother married my god

【One】

Today is sunny and cloudless.

I dragged my suitcase to the school gate, and seeing the crowds of people, I almost shed tears on the spot.

I can't squeeze in!

What about sending my brother off? !Can we still happily be brothers and sisters? !

Dad is upset (??ˇ?ˇ??)

"Sister?" As soon as I looked up, I saw a senior in a pink shirt walking towards me.That temperament, how could it be a wave word, it was so wave-like that it took off.

Saobao said to me with a gentle (wretched) face, "Isn't the box heavy? Let me carry it for you."

"The wheel is broken, don't..."

"boom--"

Sao Bao was brought to the ground by the gravity of the box.

I easily picked up the box, "Senior, I even said that you don't need to carry it."

Someone in the distance was calling that coquette, "Wen Qi!"

Sao Bao got up, patted the dirt on his clothes, and shouted: "Wu Yuan, come here!"

Wu Yuan walked towards me with long legs of more than one meter.

I wipe, so handsome!

I can hardly breathe!

How can there be such a handsome man!

Simply handsome!

I think I'm in love(?′艸`?)

【two】

The following is my father's self-introduction. My father is female, likes men and women, and has an older brother.Since I was a child, my father has been vying to please my brother's female (male) classmates.

you ask why?

Because I look good.

Well, I won't tease you guys anymore.

Because my brother is pretty.

When my brother's classmates fawn on me, I always only eat the female classmates, and I only send love letters to the male classmates.

Why do you ask again?

Because I once saw my brother having sex with a man on a dark and stormy (?) night!

I was hesitating whether to go home first, when I saw that man force, kiss,, me, brother!

Don't ask me why it's a forced kiss.Height decides to attack by Areyou understand?

Then I bent... ah bah!Later, I felt that my brother was bent.

Back to the present.

When the male god took his little partner away, he gave me a meaningful look.

Am I...

before……

know……

god...

?

【three】

The male god is called Wu Yuan, right?

I resolutely chased after it.

"Male... Wu Yuan!" I am such a sweet and lovely soft girl, of course I can't be too proactive.i am a reserved person

The male god really stopped, God knows how hard it is for me to be a little short and chase a long leg over one meter long, if I talk too much, I will cry TVT

"Then what...the box is so heavy, I can't lift it QAQ"

Before the male god could speak, the sassy Bao Wenqi next to him said, "Hey, junior girl, I think you were quite strong just now, why are you wilting now?"

I 豮 艸 芔 茻, note lonely life

I laughed dryly, "I don't know the way."

The male god gave Wen Qi a cold look, "You see her off."

Then, it left me with an imaginative (?) Back view.

"Hey, sister, do you want to chase Wu Yuan?"

"That's right!" Why do you still have to be so cheap after seeing it? !

"I heard you scolding me."

"..."

"It's not too difficult to chase him. Want to know?"

nod.

"You beg me!"

"Bye-Bye."

"Okay, okay... It's not difficult to chase Wu Yuan... First of all, you have to be a man."

Me: Oh,

[Four]

Qiao Jingshen has been a little unlucky recently.

A few days ago, his sister's admission notice came down.

He was very happy that his younger sister was admitted to university, after all...you understand?

But looking at the name of the university, Qiao Jingshen was in a bad mood.

His own sister actually went to the same school as that little bastard!

and so……

"Lolo, my company has something to do, so I can't send you to report. Please pay attention to your own safety."

【Fives】

After observing the male god for so many days at the beginning of school, I have almost figured out the habits of the male god.

No... how do you say I am an idiot...

Time: noon on x month x

Venue: University cafeteria

Characters: me, the male god, Wen Qi and some passers-by

"Hey, man... the senior is also eating here, what a coincidence."

Hehe, I've been squatting here for three days.

The male god nodded coldly and did not speak.Wen Qi next to him was mean, "Who doesn't come to the cafeteria to eat at noon. Hey, junior, this is the fourth time I've seen you today, right? How destined are we?"

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Who the hell is destined to be with you? If you weren't following behind my male god all day long, who would want to see you, a dead show!

and also……

I've never seen my male god come to the cafeteria to eat, okay? !

When I turned around, my male god had already finished eating and left, this time he didn't even show me his back QAQ

There is a reason why Wu Yuan didn't come to the cafeteria for lunch a few days ago.

In a few days, the school will hold a back-to-school event for outstanding alumni from previous years, and Qiao Jingshen must be among them.Therefore, Wu Yuan, who is usually only a name in the student union, is very, special, positive, and positive about this event!

Qiao Jingshen, let's see how you avoided me this time!Wu Yuan smiled sinisterly.

……

The male god left, and Wen Qi followed suit.

These two people are always tired of being together, where there is my male god, there must be that dead flirt.

They can't really be friends, can they?

Thinking of this, I feel bad all over.

The male god is so beautiful, he is more compatible with my brother!

Eh, there seems to be something wrong... isn't it?

【six】

A few days later, I "ran into" my male god several times.In this regard, I just want to say one thing: Dad squats so hard!

But I believe it's all worth it.

Finally, today the male god remembered my name and talked to me!

Although I found out later that the male god wanted me to run errands for him...TVT

Today is the day when previous outstanding alumni return to school, my brother should come, right?

Hmph, I think back in the third year of high school I reviewed every day until the early morning, and my head was piercingly piercing, wasn't it just to be admitted to this university.

If you want to talk about the reason, it’s okay, it’s just that there are more handsome guys here.

The ratio of male to female is 4:1, and the phenomenon of two-to-two basis is very serious.

"Lolo!"

My brother is here.