don't make me recognize you
Chapter 9 A Small Scheme
Su Ming wanted to take revenge because Xiao Yue was tall and strong, and he was not a muscular macho. If he wanted to use force to solve the problem, his chances of winning would be almost zero.It's not that Su Ming has no muscles, but they are all hidden in the bones, which are not very obvious.Although he often compares with Hu Fei who has more muscles, the other four absolutely dare not make jokes.
But Su Ming is smart, and a little too smart.In the past few days of military training, it is lucky that everyone has not been exhausted.But living together allows us to know more about each other.
Hu Fei is from the Northeast, he has a carefree personality, a fleshy person, fat, soft and gentle.He likes to sing, although he doesn't sing very well, he hasn't stopped his music-loving pace.I like to make fun of Su Ming the most.
Liu Jinmin is from Hainan. He has dark skin, a shrewd mind, and acts with principles.A thin person who can eat all kinds of food and not get fat, is the object of Hu Fei's envy, jealousy and hatred.
Shi Zhengnan, hearing his name, thought he came from an orthodox art family, but he was not.Traditional working families, do hard work and will not waste money.But for beer, never refused.It is said that he was brought into the wine shop by his grandfather since he was a baby, and he has been out of control ever since.This person has practiced airs, and is the first to get up every day to go to the playground to practice boxing.
He Zhichao lives up to his name.Clever, intelligent, and organizational skills, he can care about his classmates and communicate with others.In Su Ming's eyes, he is the elder roommate who is more handsome than Xiao Yue and should be respected even more.Coupled with He Zhichao's concern for him on the first day of school, he already treats him like an elder brother.
Xiao Yue, Su Ming defined him as: excessive sexual strength, well-developed limbs, and full of crooked ideas.All the handsomeness on that face has been wiped out by the constant physical contact with him.
Xiao Yue's parents are not around, and they live with their aunt.My uncle is a soldier, and sometimes he would call Xiao Yue to inquire about the school situation.At this time, Xiao Yue would always put away his playful expression and answer the questions seriously.To Su Ming, those questions were rigid and formulaic questions, and it seemed that Xiao Yue was afraid of his uncle, so he lost his usual tone of voice.Until one day, Su Ming had a sudden thought, he wanted to add some confusion to Xiao Yue, and let his uncle see a different Xiao Yue, or it was Xiao Yue's nature that he imagined.
Another day of military training was over, and after squeezing through the crowded canteen and the super-popular bathroom, the six of them could finally rest in the dormitory.Su Ming was wearing a T-shirt and beach shorts, sitting on He Zhichao's bed and playing with his mobile phone.He Zhichao was lying on the bed reading a novel, and the other three were still discussing whether they would shoot targets in this year's military training.
"No, which school still has target shooting now, let's dream!" Hu Fei sipped a bowl of instant noodles. He was full for dinner, but he was still hungry.
"Xiao Yue, do you think there are any?" He Zhichao raised his head from the book and told Su Ming to sit in it, the bristles made him feel a little uncomfortable.
Su Ming moved his butt, but did not move his eyes from the phone. He was chatting with Brother Qi.Without looking at where to sit, he put his legs on He Zhichao's stomach.He Zhichao shook his head and pampered him, since those thin legs don't matter much anyway.
Xiao Yue glanced at Su Ming, but he was replying to He Zhichao's words, "I don't think so, since the year before last, this university hasn't shot a target, let alone this year!"
"Hey! Those old antiques with 56-style and 63-style should also be shown to us." Liu Jinmin poked his head out from Shangfu, and he was going crazy when he wanted to shoot a target.
"Forget it, forget it, let's actively follow the school's arrangement, walk when we need to walk, and run when we need to do exercises." Shi Zhengnan stood by the door to exercise his muscles and bones. He couldn't stop exercising for a moment except sleeping.
"Haha, yes, you guys just like to fight and kill, just play games like Su Ming."
Several people were still lamenting that the only fun of military training was gone, but Xiao Yue's cell phone rang at the right time.Xiao Yue looked at the number and made a silent gesture.Everyone understood that it was his autocratic uncle calling.
"Uncle!"
"Xiao Yue, where is the military training?" Uncle asked.
"Standing in a military posture and walking, as well as studying military theory." Xiao Yue answered seriously, without even a smile on his face.
"Well, okay, don't be lazy, college is not as comfortable as you think, don't talk about girlfriends, there will be plenty of time for you to talk about after graduation!" Uncle said without turning or accommodating tone.
Xiao Yue only nodded and said yes, Su Ming watched and listened.He felt that Xiao Yue should be fearless, yet he was so careful with his uncle.After thinking about it, he stopped playing with his mobile phone, but rode on He Zhichao.
"Hey! Little Susu, what are you doing?" He Zhichao couldn't bear it, he pressed his meaty butt on important parts.
Su Ming turned his head to look at Xiao Yue, and said in a low voice, "Brother, do you want to see Xiao Yue's good show?"
Xiao Yue was talking on the phone with his back turned to them, but he didn't notice Su Ming's bad idea.When the other three people heard what Su Ming said, they all moved their heads together.
"Little Susu, don't make fun of him?" Hu Fei said, smacking his oily mouth just as he sucked a mouthful of noodles into his mouth.
"What are you talking about, don't make any noise!" Su Ming looked back again, and found that Xiao Yue was still talking on the phone and didn't look back.
"What should I do if I annoy him?" Shi Zhengnan asked.
"How come? Look at me!" Su Ming didn't take it seriously at all, only thinking about the consequences his bad idea would bring to Xiao Yue.
Su Ming sat on He Zhichao's lap, twisted it deliberately, and made a sound like calling for a bed with a high-pitched voice.
"Xiao...Xiao Yue, come quickly...I'm in a hurry..."
As soon as Su Ming's words came out, Hu Fei was the first to hold back, and sprayed noodles directly on Shi Zhengnan's face.Su Ming was still twisting, shouting while twisting: "Ah, Xiao Yue, um...quick..." The small body imitated the heroine in the AV, moving back and forth decently.
Shi Zhengnan didn't care about wiping the noodles on his face, and pointed at Liu Jinmin with a smile so speechless.Liu Jinmin covered his mouth and leaned on Hu Fei's body to save his life.
He Zhichao couldn't help it anymore, it was really sad to be twisted down there, he pushed Su Ming a few times, but it made him shake more vigorously.He glanced at Xiao Yue while shaking, Xiao Yue was unprepared, the words Su Ming yelled just now were still heard by his uncle.
Uncle was obviously dissatisfied with Xiao Yue's dormitory life, no matter what Xiao Yue explained, uncle decided to come to the school tomorrow to verify.Xiao Yue answered the phone with a bad expression on his face.Su Ming was still sitting on He Zhichao, sticking out his tongue at him.He Zhichao twisted his cheeks and said, "Hey, you're still twisting, come down quickly, Xiao Yue is going to explode!"
"It deserves it!" Su Ming rolled off of He Zhichao singing Erhuang ditty, and continued to play with his phone.Xiao Yue felt dissatisfied, and he didn't expect Su Ming to make such a move with him, but this was Su Ming's own reason to be eaten.In Xiao Yue's heart, he originally wanted to start with Su Ming in the normal way of love, starting with caring and taking care of him, and then slowly winning people's hearts.But Su Ming didn't seem to appreciate it, and deliberately confronted him.
"Little Susu! Yes!" Xiao Yue nodded as he said, "You can say such a thing? Have you done too much with people?"
"I've never done it, I've always watched AVs, right? Xiao Yue hasn't even watched AVs?" Su Ming turned off his phone, and deliberately raised his head, with an attitude of what can you do to me.
"Hey? I said you're skinny now?"
"Okay, Xiao Yue, little Susu is being a little childish. Your uncle will come tomorrow, and we will explain it to you!" He Zhichao stretched his legs, he had to relax because he was too upset by Su Ming just now.
"That's right, Xiao Yue, don't worry about it, little Susu just wants to liven up the atmosphere, we're all exhausted by the military training." After Hu Fei sucked the last mouthful of noodles, Su Ming was a naughty bastard in their eyes , what should be inclusive is still inclusive.
"How could it be!" Xiao Yue smiled, "My uncle is coming tomorrow, maybe the military training will have to be added, you guys have all been hurt by little Susu."
"Haha, if little Susu can't walk tomorrow, brother will carry you back!" Shi Zhengnan also came to smooth things over.
Xiao Yue didn't mind either, his uncle was in City D, two stars and one spike, and there must be something good to watch when he comes to school tomorrow.
Sure enough, Xiao Yue's uncle entered the school gate and happened to pass by the playground.Which of the instructors who were training stopped and stood at attention to salute.Moreover, the intensity of the training has also been increased, and even the standard of movement has improved the accuracy.At noon, Xiao Yue's uncle was chatting with everyone in the dormitory, and found that it was just a kid's prank. When he saw Su Ming's tired face, he said: "If there is a chance, I will go to his house for a few days and exercise with Xiao Yue. I'm sure I won't lose it." So squeamish.
Su Ming was lying on the bed, not having the strength to reply, so he could only answer twice in a huff.
At night Su Mingwo was drinking milk on the bedside, Xiao Yue leaned over to his bedside and asked, "Did you have a good time yesterday?"
"Huh!" Su Ming continued to drink milk, and his uncle said a few words, but he didn't need to take it to heart, "You are narrow-minded! It's just a joke!"
"You think I'm talking about my uncle?"
"What else?"
"You sit on He Zhichao and twist your butt, why don't you twist your butt on me?"
"What's none of your business?" Su Ming was very stubborn and would not give in easily.
"Wait and see, take care of your little butt!" Xiao Yue is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and his words are still very threatening.
"How dare you!" Su Ming subconsciously covered his buttocks, forgetting the pain when the scars healed, this sentence was perfect for him.
"I dare, you are already mine, and you will be punished if you do something out of line!"
"Mary... every other..."
"Try to scold me again, you also know that I don't care about other people!"
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to talk to you!" Su Ming turned over, with his chubby butt facing Xiao Yue, just seeing that full curve made Xiao Yue's blood boil, and he felt that he couldn't wait any longer.
But Su Ming is smart, and a little too smart.In the past few days of military training, it is lucky that everyone has not been exhausted.But living together allows us to know more about each other.
Hu Fei is from the Northeast, he has a carefree personality, a fleshy person, fat, soft and gentle.He likes to sing, although he doesn't sing very well, he hasn't stopped his music-loving pace.I like to make fun of Su Ming the most.
Liu Jinmin is from Hainan. He has dark skin, a shrewd mind, and acts with principles.A thin person who can eat all kinds of food and not get fat, is the object of Hu Fei's envy, jealousy and hatred.
Shi Zhengnan, hearing his name, thought he came from an orthodox art family, but he was not.Traditional working families, do hard work and will not waste money.But for beer, never refused.It is said that he was brought into the wine shop by his grandfather since he was a baby, and he has been out of control ever since.This person has practiced airs, and is the first to get up every day to go to the playground to practice boxing.
He Zhichao lives up to his name.Clever, intelligent, and organizational skills, he can care about his classmates and communicate with others.In Su Ming's eyes, he is the elder roommate who is more handsome than Xiao Yue and should be respected even more.Coupled with He Zhichao's concern for him on the first day of school, he already treats him like an elder brother.
Xiao Yue, Su Ming defined him as: excessive sexual strength, well-developed limbs, and full of crooked ideas.All the handsomeness on that face has been wiped out by the constant physical contact with him.
Xiao Yue's parents are not around, and they live with their aunt.My uncle is a soldier, and sometimes he would call Xiao Yue to inquire about the school situation.At this time, Xiao Yue would always put away his playful expression and answer the questions seriously.To Su Ming, those questions were rigid and formulaic questions, and it seemed that Xiao Yue was afraid of his uncle, so he lost his usual tone of voice.Until one day, Su Ming had a sudden thought, he wanted to add some confusion to Xiao Yue, and let his uncle see a different Xiao Yue, or it was Xiao Yue's nature that he imagined.
Another day of military training was over, and after squeezing through the crowded canteen and the super-popular bathroom, the six of them could finally rest in the dormitory.Su Ming was wearing a T-shirt and beach shorts, sitting on He Zhichao's bed and playing with his mobile phone.He Zhichao was lying on the bed reading a novel, and the other three were still discussing whether they would shoot targets in this year's military training.
"No, which school still has target shooting now, let's dream!" Hu Fei sipped a bowl of instant noodles. He was full for dinner, but he was still hungry.
"Xiao Yue, do you think there are any?" He Zhichao raised his head from the book and told Su Ming to sit in it, the bristles made him feel a little uncomfortable.
Su Ming moved his butt, but did not move his eyes from the phone. He was chatting with Brother Qi.Without looking at where to sit, he put his legs on He Zhichao's stomach.He Zhichao shook his head and pampered him, since those thin legs don't matter much anyway.
Xiao Yue glanced at Su Ming, but he was replying to He Zhichao's words, "I don't think so, since the year before last, this university hasn't shot a target, let alone this year!"
"Hey! Those old antiques with 56-style and 63-style should also be shown to us." Liu Jinmin poked his head out from Shangfu, and he was going crazy when he wanted to shoot a target.
"Forget it, forget it, let's actively follow the school's arrangement, walk when we need to walk, and run when we need to do exercises." Shi Zhengnan stood by the door to exercise his muscles and bones. He couldn't stop exercising for a moment except sleeping.
"Haha, yes, you guys just like to fight and kill, just play games like Su Ming."
Several people were still lamenting that the only fun of military training was gone, but Xiao Yue's cell phone rang at the right time.Xiao Yue looked at the number and made a silent gesture.Everyone understood that it was his autocratic uncle calling.
"Uncle!"
"Xiao Yue, where is the military training?" Uncle asked.
"Standing in a military posture and walking, as well as studying military theory." Xiao Yue answered seriously, without even a smile on his face.
"Well, okay, don't be lazy, college is not as comfortable as you think, don't talk about girlfriends, there will be plenty of time for you to talk about after graduation!" Uncle said without turning or accommodating tone.
Xiao Yue only nodded and said yes, Su Ming watched and listened.He felt that Xiao Yue should be fearless, yet he was so careful with his uncle.After thinking about it, he stopped playing with his mobile phone, but rode on He Zhichao.
"Hey! Little Susu, what are you doing?" He Zhichao couldn't bear it, he pressed his meaty butt on important parts.
Su Ming turned his head to look at Xiao Yue, and said in a low voice, "Brother, do you want to see Xiao Yue's good show?"
Xiao Yue was talking on the phone with his back turned to them, but he didn't notice Su Ming's bad idea.When the other three people heard what Su Ming said, they all moved their heads together.
"Little Susu, don't make fun of him?" Hu Fei said, smacking his oily mouth just as he sucked a mouthful of noodles into his mouth.
"What are you talking about, don't make any noise!" Su Ming looked back again, and found that Xiao Yue was still talking on the phone and didn't look back.
"What should I do if I annoy him?" Shi Zhengnan asked.
"How come? Look at me!" Su Ming didn't take it seriously at all, only thinking about the consequences his bad idea would bring to Xiao Yue.
Su Ming sat on He Zhichao's lap, twisted it deliberately, and made a sound like calling for a bed with a high-pitched voice.
"Xiao...Xiao Yue, come quickly...I'm in a hurry..."
As soon as Su Ming's words came out, Hu Fei was the first to hold back, and sprayed noodles directly on Shi Zhengnan's face.Su Ming was still twisting, shouting while twisting: "Ah, Xiao Yue, um...quick..." The small body imitated the heroine in the AV, moving back and forth decently.
Shi Zhengnan didn't care about wiping the noodles on his face, and pointed at Liu Jinmin with a smile so speechless.Liu Jinmin covered his mouth and leaned on Hu Fei's body to save his life.
He Zhichao couldn't help it anymore, it was really sad to be twisted down there, he pushed Su Ming a few times, but it made him shake more vigorously.He glanced at Xiao Yue while shaking, Xiao Yue was unprepared, the words Su Ming yelled just now were still heard by his uncle.
Uncle was obviously dissatisfied with Xiao Yue's dormitory life, no matter what Xiao Yue explained, uncle decided to come to the school tomorrow to verify.Xiao Yue answered the phone with a bad expression on his face.Su Ming was still sitting on He Zhichao, sticking out his tongue at him.He Zhichao twisted his cheeks and said, "Hey, you're still twisting, come down quickly, Xiao Yue is going to explode!"
"It deserves it!" Su Ming rolled off of He Zhichao singing Erhuang ditty, and continued to play with his phone.Xiao Yue felt dissatisfied, and he didn't expect Su Ming to make such a move with him, but this was Su Ming's own reason to be eaten.In Xiao Yue's heart, he originally wanted to start with Su Ming in the normal way of love, starting with caring and taking care of him, and then slowly winning people's hearts.But Su Ming didn't seem to appreciate it, and deliberately confronted him.
"Little Susu! Yes!" Xiao Yue nodded as he said, "You can say such a thing? Have you done too much with people?"
"I've never done it, I've always watched AVs, right? Xiao Yue hasn't even watched AVs?" Su Ming turned off his phone, and deliberately raised his head, with an attitude of what can you do to me.
"Hey? I said you're skinny now?"
"Okay, Xiao Yue, little Susu is being a little childish. Your uncle will come tomorrow, and we will explain it to you!" He Zhichao stretched his legs, he had to relax because he was too upset by Su Ming just now.
"That's right, Xiao Yue, don't worry about it, little Susu just wants to liven up the atmosphere, we're all exhausted by the military training." After Hu Fei sucked the last mouthful of noodles, Su Ming was a naughty bastard in their eyes , what should be inclusive is still inclusive.
"How could it be!" Xiao Yue smiled, "My uncle is coming tomorrow, maybe the military training will have to be added, you guys have all been hurt by little Susu."
"Haha, if little Susu can't walk tomorrow, brother will carry you back!" Shi Zhengnan also came to smooth things over.
Xiao Yue didn't mind either, his uncle was in City D, two stars and one spike, and there must be something good to watch when he comes to school tomorrow.
Sure enough, Xiao Yue's uncle entered the school gate and happened to pass by the playground.Which of the instructors who were training stopped and stood at attention to salute.Moreover, the intensity of the training has also been increased, and even the standard of movement has improved the accuracy.At noon, Xiao Yue's uncle was chatting with everyone in the dormitory, and found that it was just a kid's prank. When he saw Su Ming's tired face, he said: "If there is a chance, I will go to his house for a few days and exercise with Xiao Yue. I'm sure I won't lose it." So squeamish.
Su Ming was lying on the bed, not having the strength to reply, so he could only answer twice in a huff.
At night Su Mingwo was drinking milk on the bedside, Xiao Yue leaned over to his bedside and asked, "Did you have a good time yesterday?"
"Huh!" Su Ming continued to drink milk, and his uncle said a few words, but he didn't need to take it to heart, "You are narrow-minded! It's just a joke!"
"You think I'm talking about my uncle?"
"What else?"
"You sit on He Zhichao and twist your butt, why don't you twist your butt on me?"
"What's none of your business?" Su Ming was very stubborn and would not give in easily.
"Wait and see, take care of your little butt!" Xiao Yue is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and his words are still very threatening.
"How dare you!" Su Ming subconsciously covered his buttocks, forgetting the pain when the scars healed, this sentence was perfect for him.
"I dare, you are already mine, and you will be punished if you do something out of line!"
"Mary... every other..."
"Try to scold me again, you also know that I don't care about other people!"
"Hmph, I'm too lazy to talk to you!" Su Ming turned over, with his chubby butt facing Xiao Yue, just seeing that full curve made Xiao Yue's blood boil, and he felt that he couldn't wait any longer.
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