[Comprehensive] BUG theory of relativity

I

In the second year after Saiki Kusuo and Yoshida Yuyama held their wedding, the Saiki family finally had an additional member.

That was Qi Mukong's first child researched using his own and Bai Lan's genes.

For some reason, Saiki Kongsuke named the child Xiu without any hesitation.

Qi Muxiu, well, the name is also very nice.

It's a pity that the name of Xiu Qi Mu is just called by Sorasuke. Xiu's real naturalized name is actually—Xiu Jesso, who was designated as the second generation of the Mirufiore family after his birth, and was guarded by Yunzhi Orchid Kikyo takes close care and protection.

When Xiaoxiu was three years old and Haru was eight years old, Kusuo and Yushan finally added another member to the family under the urging (wei) and (xie) of both parents.

Saiki Koya, inherited Yuyama's black hair and Kusuo's supernatural physique.

It is said that the back waves of the Yangtze River pushed the front waves, and the front waves died on the beach. According to the routine in the novel, Qi Mu Xingye, his father, was so powerful that he could destroy the world with a wave of his hand. No matter what he said, he himself was even more powerful.

However, there is another saying that goes well, your dad will always be your dad.

This routine doesn't work at all with Saiki Kusuo.

Ⅱ

If Japan, no, the most special family in the whole world, it should be the Saiki family.

There are three members of Qi Mu's family, and each of them is a bug-like existence in the world.

As such a special member, if one is not good, Saiki Xingya is likely to develop a secondary character like Kai Teng Shun.

It is not scary for a child to be in the second grade, but (look at Hai Teng) I am afraid that the child will not only be in the second grade, but also have the ability to put the idea of ​​the second grade into practice.

For example, let the Wang family go bankrupt at dawn.

For example, it is not me who is wrong, but the world, so we should destroy this wrong world and re-establish a new correct world.

For example...

Well, it turns out, no eg.

Qi Mu Xingye, a power user, is currently the lowest existence of Qi Mu's family.

Kusuo's father, he can't beat him.He wanted to tell a white lie to Yushan's father, and use Yushan's hand to teach Kusuo's father a lesson. Unfortunately, with the ability of [telepathy], he has never successfully framed him.And superpowers are completely useless to him, Youshan's father...

His two fathers are really helpless.

so tired.

Therefore, after going through a painful experience in his childhood, he also followed his father Saiki Kusuo and became a joker, which feels pretty good.

Ⅲ

"Graduated from high school, time really flies." On the way back from school, a black-haired boy in a uniform, carrying a schoolbag, kicked stones, and asked a friend walking beside him, "Chuangzhen, you have decided, Where are you going in high school?"

"Me." Chuangzhen replied to Chun almost without thinking: "Learn cooking in the restaurant, and inherit Xingping Restaurant in the future."

Xing Ping Chuangzhen has picked up a kitchen knife since he was sensible, learned how to cook with his father, and competed with his father in cooking competitions from time to time.

Xing Ping Chuangzhen never thought about going to high school, learning cooking, and winning his father in the end is the right way.

"What about you, have you decided on your high school?" After answering Haru's question, Soma turned to ask him, "PK Academy?"

PK Academy, the nearest high school to the Yoshida family and Yukihei's family, has a history of many years. The most important thing is that Yukihira Soma's brother and brother-in-law graduated from PK Academy.

"No." Yoshida Haru shook his head simply, "I'm going to Songyang High School."

Xingping Chuangzhen and Yoshida Haru walked on the bridge, "Songyang? A school in another city?"

"Well, it's next door in Shibuya."

"Hey~" Xingping Chuangzhen looked at Haru Yoshida in surprise, "It's really a surprise, why didn't you go to PK Academy?"

This brother-in-law went to another city unexpectedly.

"..." After a long silence, Yoshida Haru finally said, "My brother went to Songyang."

After graduating from university, Yuyama became a teacher as he said at the beginning. At the beginning of this year, he went to Shoyo High School in Shibuya next door to work as a homeroom teacher and math teacher.

Xing Ping Chuangzhen stopped and looked at the awkward Yoshida Haru, "That's not surprising at all. Speaking of which, Haru, won't Xing Ye be jealous if you stick to your brother like this?"

Yoshida Yuyama and Saiki Kusuo are also frequent customers of "お食事处ゆきひら". Saiki Xingya is no exception, and he goes there more frequently than Yuyama and Kusuo. He often tries the new dishes of the Xinghe family. Normal brackets end.

"No, Xing Ye called yesterday to tell me to move in quickly."

Xing Pingchuang really felt that he smelled a smell for no reason, was it an illusion?

Ⅳ

On this day, Haru Yoshida, who has officially moved into Saiki's house in Shibuya, received a call from his friend Soma Yukihira.

"My friend." As soon as the phone was connected, Soma's unlovable voice came, "In the end, I still went to high school."

"Really? Which school did you go to?"

"Hehe." Chuangzhen's voice was full of vicissitudes, "Yuanyue Tea Lao Cuisine Academy."

"Far Moon?"

"Ah, Dad is going to close the shop for two or three years, so he let me come here." Japan's leading culinary school, an ultra-elite school with a graduation rate of less than [-]%.

"Closing the store?" Sai Mu Xingye sensitively captured the key words.

If the Xingping Hotel is closed, where should he go to "hang out with friends"?

Saiki Xingya remembered the name of the school Xinghei attended in the Totsuki Saryo Food Science Park.

In this year, Xingping Chuangzhen entered the school where his father Saiba Seiichiro attended in high school; this year, Yoshida Haru entered Songyang Higher School, and entered Class B of the first year taught by his brother Yoshida Yuyama, and a A girl named Shizuku Mizutani, who was devoting herself to studying, became a neighbor.

V

There are many single teachers in Songyang University. After school, every now and then a teacher will organize a fellowship, perhaps with teachers from other groups, or with teachers from other schools, to drink and sing karaoke together.

However, in these friendships, there are two people who never go.

In the staff room, a tall male teacher with black hair, a cigarette dangling from his mouth, and a mole at the corner of his mouth leaned against his desk, and asked the black-haired young man beside him with a smile, "Mr. Yoshida doesn't seem to be interested in friendship?" .”

"I'm a married person, so I don't want to get involved in this kind of single association." Yoshida Yuyama turned his pen and turned his head with a smile: "Isn't Mr. Oshiba not interested?"

"Me? I'll forget it." Lighting the cigarette at the corner of his mouth, Oshiba Kosuke seemed to think of something and laughed.

Yoshida Yuyama nodded knowingly, there is something wrong with this smile.

"However, it's really a surprise." Oshiba Kosuke looked at Yoshida Yuyama with a quick smile, "Yoshida-sensei got married at such a young age."

"If we meet, we'll get married." However, looking at the singles in their office, Youshan really belongs to the group of early marriages.

After Yushan finished speaking, he tidied up his desk, "Then, see you tomorrow, Mr. Dachai."

Not long after Yushan left the staff room, Oshiba Kosuke walked to the window, looked at the blue sky, took a deep puff of cigarette, and exhaled a white smoke ring. Just when he was about to close the window, he saw a very popular student in their school. Teacher Yoshida walked up to the pink-haired man standing outside the school gate, and the two left side by side.

Extraordinarily harmonious and beautiful.

The author has something to say:

In fact, I really want to name this child Qi Muqiu...

--end--

It's time for everyone to change the classification and change the classification, and finally you don't have to be talked about in your lifetime.

PS: 8.16, Qishen's birthday, "A Qualified Customer Service Must Learn to Save the World" will be held on that day. The CP is Qishen × Quan Nai, and the preparations for the manuscript will begin.

In the archives of the original "The Destiny of Going to Meow", it is a work full of resentment from scumbag authors, and the opening time is temporarily undecided.

The above, everyone is destined to see you again.