After becoming a male goblin

At the breakfast table, Cheng Bei looked at the meat in the two cat bowls, filled with resentment.In this sharp contrast, mung bean porridge, which is already tasteless, is tasteless than boiled water.Picking up Zhang Shu's "Grace Reward" poached egg and biting half of it in one bite, chew it and swallow it.

Zhang Shu pretended not to see Cheng Bei's displeasure, shifted his firepower, and asked Xiao Yun, "Did you abuse the cat in the house last night?"

Xuan Ge stopped eating the fish, feeling that Zhang Shu had bad intentions.

Xiao He didn't notice Xuan Ge's abnormality, and said bluntly: "No, Xuan Ge suddenly..." The latter words were broken by Xuan Ge's hind leg.

Zhang Shu looked at Xuan Ge with a smirk.

Cheng Bei still had a puzzled look on his face, so, with Xuan Ge having such a temper, he would "fist" at every turn?

Xuan Ge is so angry, he tells all kinds of embarrassing things, Xiao He, you are heartless!

Xiao He only realized why Xuan Ge interrupted him later, coughed dryly, stopped talking, and only said vaguely: "How could I abuse Xuan Ge?"

It is true that he was abused by Xuan Ge.

Cheng Bei realized that there was something to watch, and he didn't have the heart to drink the bland porridge, so he just stared at Xiao He, as if he could see flowers on Xiao He's face.

Zhang Shu picked up a spoon to feed him, and Cheng Bei subconsciously opened his mouth to swallow.

Xuan Ge made a long "meow" sound, the tone was sad and melodious, and Xiao He also looked at the two of them with a narrow expression.

Cheng Bei came to his senses, grabbed the spoon, and drank the porridge by himself.How to do it in front of outsiders is a bit shameful, and it is shameful to let your wife feed you.

Zhang Shu smiled and looked at his head, wishing he could bury it in the bowl.

After breakfast, Xiao He took Xuan Ge downstairs for a stroll, and also brought the chili sauce made by Zhang Shu, and stopped by to visit old man Li, his chess friend whom his master talked about two days ago.

Xuan Ge was quite happy that Xiao Huan accompanied him out to play, but when he saw Old Man Li, Xuan Ge turned down his face and was unhappy.Old man Li teased him to scratch his chin and refused to touch it.

Old man Li also joked that the cat looked arrogant, maybe it was weird.

Xiao He just smiled and said nothing.After so many years of getting along, he naturally knows that Xuan Ge's awkward temper is unmatched by anyone, but if this word comes out of his mouth, he may not be scratched by Xuan Ge's paws.

After seeing old man Li, Xuan Ge fell into anxiety again.The old man retired and had nothing to do at home, so he always wanted to be a matchmaker. He also said that even if Xiao Huan was interested, he could tell him that he would arrange a blind date or something.

Xuan Ge was a little anxious. It was fine if Xiao He didn't have any needs in this area before, but now he can respond to a cat's teasing, and he doesn't know when he will be able to transform into a human form, and he is completely at a disadvantage ah.Seeing that Xiao He was going to climb the wall to find someone else, it was in a hurry!

Cheng Bei had breakfast in the living room to digest, but Zhang Shu came into the kitchen not long after.

At this time, Cheng Bei was just a landlord who was full of food and drink and had no work to do, so he followed him in to have a look at him when he was free.But seeing Zhang Shu busily piled up a lot of ingredients on the chopping board, he was a little surprised, and asked, "Why are you cooking so many dishes?" It's not the taste of the people in this room.

Zhang Shu: "Someone came at noon."

Cheng Bei said "oh", leaned against the door frame, and continued to stare at his figure.

After a while, Cheng Bei couldn't help but asked again: "Who is it? A man or a woman? What are you doing here? Is it a friend or your 'work'?"

Zhang Shu turned his back to him and hooked the corners of his mouth.

Cheng Bei has a lot of problems. He obviously cares a lot but pretends not to care as he is now, and he just can't hide his words.His face was full of joy, he didn't look like a man who would be in his third year in a few years, he was more like a young boy, and the college students who had graduated were more social than him.Especially in the past few years without any progress.Sometimes Zhang Shu couldn't figure out why he fell into this pit and couldn't get out, obviously this guy has a lot of shortcomings.But Cheng Bei's appearance just appealed to him.

Zhang Shu pickily replied: "Female, it's not at 'work'."

Cheng Bei finally remembered something, stared at Zhang Shu and asked, "Is it the person who called the day before you took me to the mountains to collect spiritual energy?"

This reflex arc is really long enough, and he often forgets when he misses the line and misses it. He can forget such things as "rivals in love".

Zhang Shu responded easily, "It's her."

This was a thorn from Cheng Bei before he went up the mountain, or the kind that stuck into the soles of Cheng Bei's feet. The itch and itch could make Cheng Bei scratch his heart and lungs, wanting to lock Zhang Shu into a small dark room.

Although Cheng Bei still had some taste, he still believed in Zhang Shu's character, and he believed that Zhang Shu would not be able to do it.

Regarding Cheng Bei's silence, Zhang Shu didn't say it had any effect, but still put his heart into cooking.

After pondering for a while, Cheng Bei changed direction and continued to ask, "A relative?"

Zhang Shu: "That's right."

Cheng Bei still wanted to continue to ask what "is it?" when the doorbell rang.

Cheng Bei glanced suspiciously at Zhang Shu's back, and responded, "Who is it?" He turned and opened the door.

The people at the door were colorfully dressed in national costumes, with sunglasses on their faces.

Cheng Bei was familiar with his face and body shape, he rushed over and hugged him in surprise, and howled excitedly: "Old sister!"

However, what he got was not the concerned greetings from the blood relatives of the compatriots, but a burst of chestnuts.

Cheng Ben took off his sunglasses and stared at him: "Who is it?"

Cheng Bei changed his words: "Sister."

Cheng Ben didn't allow Cheng Bei to call "Old Sister", she said that Cheng Bei was calling himself old when he called him like that.And Cheng Bei had quarreled with Cheng Ben on this matter since he was a child, and unsurprisingly, he was beaten every time.

Cheng Ben pushed Cheng Bei away in disgust, and directed the labor force: "Move the luggage."

She took the lead to enter the door bluntly, and Cheng Bei clutched his forehead and pulled the suitcase.

Cheng Ben first greeted Zhang Shu in the kitchen, and then he did not appear to be slumped on the sofa at all.

Cheng Bei consciously poured tea and beat his shoulders. He complained, "Sister, why don't you leave me to play?"

Most of my elder sister's dress is clearly the one who went to some ethnic village to pick up folklore, and I don't know how many people have been photographed and videotaped along the way.Tsk, my elder sister really has a big heart, and my younger brother has been in a coma for almost half a year and can still run out to play.

Cheng Ben squinted at him, not polite at all: "Why don't you drag your sleepy sack to the highway traffic police?"

Cheng Bei was still dissatisfied: "Then you can safely hand me over to Zhang Shu?"

Cheng Ben: "I can stop him when he says he wants to save you, and then weep and go to the hospital in a soulless shell?"

Cheng Bei was choked, and he knew what kind of temperament his elder sister had, so he changed the subject: "When did Zhang Shu break into our house?"

If the elder sister didn't know everything about Zhang Shu, she wouldn't hand herself over easily.Moreover, most of the dishes Zhang Shu cooks today are the taste of his old sister, and I don't know how much homework Zhang Shu has done to please his old sister.It is uncertain when the agreement of "internal and external collusion" was reached.

Although Zhang Shu mentioned this matter, he did not elaborate.Cheng Bei should at least ask Zhang Shu to ask his elder sister to see what she thinks of Zhang Shu. As a man, he should at least manage the family relationship for his target.

Cheng didn't intend to pay attention to the matter between these two people, and directly pushed the blame: "If you want to know, ask Zhang Shu."

Cheng Bei couldn't get cheap from his elder sister, so he could only turn to care about his elder sister's life for more than half a year.

Basically, Cheng Bei would be choked by his elder sister if he said a few words, but the siblings have been here since they were young, and they haven't seen each other for half a year, Cheng Bei misses them very much.

Cheng Ben was a little annoyed by his question, so he changed the subject: "Which room do you and Zhang Shu sleep in?"

In fact, she had already gone in and looked at the "big bag" when it was brought over a week ago, but it is different now, these two little kids will have to live in the future, and the older sister should pay more attention to it.

Cheng Bei finally felt the care from his own sister, and happily and proudly brought his elder sister into the room for a visit.

When Cheng Ben sent Cheng Bei over, he just sent people over, and he didn't bring any more clothes or anything.Now Cheng Bei is still wearing loose clothes, which look a little loose.

Cheng Bei got up late, and Zhang Shu didn't have time to go into the bedroom to tidy up when he left the room in the morning. At this time, the quilt on the bed was still in the shape of Cheng Bei's rice dumpling.

Cheng Ben took a look and asked, "Aren't you two big men crowded? Do you sleep in separate rooms?"

Cheng Bei: "It's not crowded, this room is not too small, it's more than enough for two people to sleep. Why do we have to sleep in separate rooms." This is the truth, he still feels that the bed is a bit big, and he wants to hug Zhang at night. Sometimes when Shu sleeps, he can't hug anyone.

Cheng Ben nodded noncommittally, he was concerned, and walked out.

When it was almost lunch time, Xiao He led Xuan Ge back.Enter the door and say hello: "Cheng Ben is back."

The two had already met and got to know each other when they carried the "big sack" here last time.Cheng Ben is one year younger than Xiao He, and they both call each other by first and last name.

Cheng Ben replied, but his eyes were fixed on Xuan Ge.

Xiao He only saw Cheng Ben last time, and he didn't know her character very well, but he just felt that this girl was easy-going and easy-going.Seeing that Cheng Ben seemed very interested in Xuan Ge, he smiled and said, "This is Xuan Ge."

Xuan Ge lazily "meowed".This made Xiao He look sideways, the uncle Xuan Ge, who was not pleasing to the eye, would just ignore him as if he was empty, and now he even greeted Cheng Ben.

Cheng Ben blinked, and took out a cat teaser from his bag, with colorful fluff tied on it.She bought this when she was traveling, and it was originally intended to be given to the little master of her best friend's family, but now it seems that it can't be done.

Xuan Ge glanced at Cheng Ben, then at the cat teaser, jumped out of Xiao He's arms without any hesitation, and turned to the sofa where Cheng Ben was.

Cheng Ben handed the cat teaser to Xuan Ge, and said, "This time there are no candied haws, this is a make-up meeting gift."

Cheng Bei was a little confused, what do these mean?The brain seems to be too empty and not enough.

Xuan Ge happily "meowed", held the cat-teasing stick in his mouth, and accepted Cheng Ben's grooming.

Xiao Hao was amazed. Although the three of them had been with Xuan Ge for so many years, they had always positioned Xuan Ge as an old monster, and they never felt or would look at him like a house cat. Not to mention teasing him with a cat teaser.He even once thought that if he teased Xuan Ge with a toy that the house cat likes, he would receive a few paws from Xuan Ge, but he never thought that Xuan Ge would not be against this kind of toy.

Even Cheng Bei was astonished—what about the aloof and arrogant Mr. Mao said?Why do you rush to her side when you see a beautiful woman?

Xiao He now felt the crisis of falling out of favor.

Xiao Huo was a little absent-minded when eating at the same table——Xuan Ge had to protect his newly acquired cat teasing stick when eating, and didn't give himself the slightest attention.

The author has something to say: today's double update, the last chapter of the main text, chapter 25, is also out

And the last chapter is the end of the text and I sprinkle flowers?? (°▽°)ノ?