After becoming a male goblin

Xuan Ge was very disdainful of old man Chen's wretched behavior.

If you want to know what the young couple is talking about, do you need to listen to the corner?

Xiao He was still looking for cat food in the refrigerator.

Old man Chen glanced at the disdain on Xuan Ge's face, and put on an inscrutable expression.

Xuan Ge squinted at him.

Old man Chen took out a black hair from his pocket, it was exactly the one his apprentice persuaded him to put away.

Xuan Ge exploded in an instant, and the long hairs all over his body stood up one by one.Some slightly stiff hairs stuck to Xiao He, Xiao He looked down at his master, and sighed helplessly.

He took the cat food and put it on his arm, freed his hand to avoid the erect long hair, touched Xuan Ge's ear tip with a weird gesture, and coaxed him: "I got the braised fish you like, let's go, let's fill up."

Xuan Ge quit, "哗~" yelled, with a broken sound.

You don't even know how much this old man goes too far. He actually shaved my hair while I was asleep, and now he dares to take it out!who I am?Am I a kitty who can shave casually!Lao Tzu is the spiritual pet of your patriarch and grandpa. How dare this smelly old man do this? This is deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors!Xiao He, it's fine if you help me, but you actually want to help this stinky old man get away with it!You are too much!You also said that you will treat me well for the rest of your life, you big liar!

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Cheng Bei was taken aback by Uncle Xuan Ge's howl, his hands trembled and he let go, but Zhang Shu pulled his hands and hugged him even tighter.Zhang Shu asked in a muffled voice, "Right now, let me go. What you just said is all false?"

Cheng Bei: "No, I was frightened."

My daughter-in-law is too enthusiastic and sticky, and I can't help it.

Zhang Shu: "I was also scared, please hug me tightly."

Cheng Bei: "...Come, I will protect you."

Zhang Shu: "Xuan Ge will bark at night." It's scary.

Cheng Bei: "...I'll sleep with you." The bigger this person gets, the more clingy he gets.

Zhang Shu: "I will have nightmares for a long time."

Cheng Bei: "..." suddenly ashamed.

Zhang Shu tightened his arms: "You..."

Cheng Bei hurriedly comforted him: "Sleep with you all the time."

Zhang Shu: "Well, you said it." You have to go back on your word and see how I deal with you.

Over there Xiao Huo hugged Xuan Ge tightly to his room, quickly closed the door, and continued to follow his hair: "Don't be angry, come and eat, I'll close the door, you eat obediently and I'll open the window for ventilation."

Xuan Ge stopped being angry, but he was still angry and ignored Xiao He.

Xiao He had no choice but to resort to a trick, kissed his own mouth with two fingers, and then pressed his fingers on Xuan Ge's head.

Xuan Ge let out a "meow", raised his head to scratch.

The coquettish Xiao Li likes it very much.

Xiao He smiled, Master secretly said something right, "This old ancestor is an old hooligan", stretched out his hand to scratch his chin.

At night, Cheng Bei was confronted with Zhang Shu, with his arms wrapped around his waist.

Cheng Bei remembered the promise he had made with Xuan Ge that good buddies would help each other, and began to say: "Is your magic power very high?"

Zhang Shu felt that it was time for him to be the head of the family, and he didn't hide his secrets. He said bluntly: "Master said that I am talented, and my brother started four years earlier than me. He can't beat me." At this time, it is a fool who is humble.

Cheng Bei knocked sideways: "How long will Xiao He have to practice before he can communicate well with spirits and monsters?"

Zhang Shu: "..."

When there was no response, Cheng Bei turned his head in doubt.

Zhang Shu held down his restless head and asked, "Are you so concerned about Senior Brother?"

From Cheng Bei's point of view, this was a sign of jealousy, but Cheng Bei didn't think there was anything wrong with Zhang Shu being jealous for him. He deliberately asked, "...how long will it take?"

Zhang Shu was weighing between deception and confession, and wanted to get rid of the topic, but seeing that his partner was a little "persistent" on this issue, he hesitated for a while, and decided to confess: "Ten years ago it was not enough, but now I can communicate with spirits smoothly .” Paused, and added: “Master is not as good as us in this respect.” Now that you have admitted it, you have to show your ability to the target!

Cheng Bei blinked, double-checked what Zhang Shu had said during the day, and made sure that he had heard and remembered correctly. He turned his head and stared at Zhang Shu in displeasure and asked, "Then you were playing tricks on me before?"

Zhang Shu moved closer and kissed Cheng Bei's lips forcefully, apologizing: "I was wrong."

Confessions are lenient, and resistance is strict.Ethical dramas and TV dramas are all performed in this way, Zhang Shu decided to try the routines of TV dramas this time.

Cheng Bei lost his breath for half a beat, recovered and continued to ask: "Are you blaming me for not being good enough to you before?" Without the confidence before, he was a little uncertain.

Cheng Bei was suspecting that Zhang Shu actually had some resentment about his breakup before, and this time it was a way of venting his anger.

"No, I'll explain to you later." As he spoke, Zhang Shu kissed him forcefully.

This time Zhang Shu left without kissing, but stayed on Cheng Bei's lips, sticking to each other without moving, and the two breaths intertwined.

Cheng Bei's heart beat faster, and his brain felt slightly dizzy due to lack of blood supply. He was distracted thinking "It's a good habit not to draw the curtains, but the moon is really bright tonight." He wanted to find a topic, but just started The mouth was drilled in by Zhang Shu's tongue.

Zhang Shu kissed hard, his tongue stuck deep into Cheng Bei's mouth, and his eyes were bright.

Cheng Bei's breathing became heavier, Zhang Shu pulled out, but still pressed Cheng Bei's lips tightly, and said in a low voice: "Sleep well, or do it all."

Cheng Bei's heat spread from his face to his ears, and he remained motionless, sleeping with his eyes closed.

Now he is still empty-handed, and in this state, he can't escape being anxious, fast, and empty-handed. At this time, he will suffer a loss if he does a full set.

Zhang Shu put his arms around the person who pretended to be sleeping, kissed the soft forehead hair, and closed his eyes contentedly.

Next door, Xuan Ge rarely fell asleep because of tossing and turning.

Xiao He squeezed Xuan Ge's hind paw, and suggested: "If you think the chili smell is too strong, you can sleep under the quilt."

Xuan Ge spread out on Xiao He's pillow, in a bad mood, and ignored him.

Xiao He was very distressed by Xuan Ge's temper and lack of expression. After all these years, he still couldn't figure out what Xuan Ge's reactions meant, so he could only guess intuitively: "Is it because the braised fish is overcooked and it doesn't taste good? Let's make it tomorrow Junior brother will make fresh ones for you."

Xuan Ge moved his ears, thought for a while, and let out a soft "meow".

There is no reason to push out the food that is free.Zhang Shu should not refuse if he is in a good mood.

After receiving Uncle Cat's response, Xiao He felt a little relieved, closing his eyes and going to sleep.

Unexpectedly, Uncle Cat slapped his face with his fleshy paw.

Xiao He opened his eyes helplessly: "What else can I do?" Uncle Mao has a bad temper, and he won't allow others to sleep if he doesn't sleep.

Xuan Ge rubbed his paw on Xiao He's face in dissatisfaction.

I'm still annoyed, how can you sleep with such peace of mind?

Xiao He half-opened his eyes and thought for a while, then asked tentatively, "Is it because of Cheng Bei?"

"Meow~"

Xiao He hesitated to tell the truth: "Yesterday you were not here, and Cheng Bei has already returned to his body. Now that he is a human and not a fairy, he may not be able to understand what you said."

Xuan Ge is depressed: "Meow~"

It's because I didn't see the process of him becoming a human that I couldn't sleep.

Xiao He couldn't say what he was thinking, but many thoughts popped up suddenly.

How many years have you been an old monster, and you still can't sleep because of loneliness?Or is it because I haven't met the same kind before, so I don't care about it, and now that I have met it, I don't want to return to a lonely life?Is it possible that it is enough to have me?Or is there a sense of feline territory?It is true that some people say that cats are very sensitive to certain things and should not be touched by people.However, Cheng Bei is Zhang Shu's daughter-in-law, so it's impossible to ask Cheng Bei to change back into a fairy just to accompany Xuan Ge? ...

Xiao He suggested again: "You tell me, and it will be the same if I convey it to Cheng Bei."

But the response he got was Xuan Ge's stare, Xiao He was helpless.

In fact, Xiao Hao has never thought about it. Xuan Ge is obviously good to him, but he "talks" to him the least. Compared with his junior brother and master, Xuan Ge likes himself more, doesn't he?The master said that Xuan Ge refused to "talk" to him because he was shy, but Xiao He was stupid to believe this nonsense.

A hundred-year-old monster, wishing he could walk sideways every day, shy?I don't even find some reliable jokes to tell children.

Being disgusted and rejected again, Xiao He was in a complicated mood for a while, so he could only say dryly: "You are going to be bored and want to chat, I will accompany you." I know I'll get my balls cut.

Xuan Ge: "... Meow."

This is what you said, whether you can transform into a human form or not in the future, you have to stay with me.

Barely satisfied, Xuan Ge finally stopped making noise.

Xiao He put one hand on Xuan Ge's head, letting it lean against his palm.Finally, I can sleep.

However, future practice has proved that how outrageously Xiao Hu was wrong that night. How could there be a consensus?Of course, this is something to say later, the current Xiao He was still thinking at the moment before he fell asleep, "Although Xuan Ge is an old monster, he still can't get rid of the nature of a cat, and it is cute to have a temper and show a fierce look."

The author has something to say: it's almost over (^o^)/~

The first pit to be filled, suddenly excited?(?)?