wall jump

After listening to Zhuang Ran's simplification of [-] words, Li Xian couldn't let go.Because there is a period of "time flies" for several years, but the matter has come to this point, and the taste is useless, and it cannot change the fait accompli.

Being upright is a "trap" set by Zhuang Ran himself, and Li Xian, who tried the enemy himself, had to accept it "with joy".

In the morning, Li Xian was woken up by the roar of trains. He habitually touched the head of the bed. After trying for a long time, he failed to touch the familiar egg shell alarm clock. Instead, he touched something soft and furry. Before he could open his eyes, he quickly jumped off the bed.

"Fuck, darling, can we stop being so troublesome this morning, the morning wood has already been stepped on by you." Zhuang Ran vowed again in his heart that he must visit the master's house when he has time recently, and give himself a gift by the way. Let me explain, this semester is too memorized, sleeping on my own bed, can be stepped on several times by my boyfriend.

Li Xian, who was standing by the bed, was blown by a gust of cold wind, sneezed, then tore off the quilt and got under the quilt. "Forget, I thought I was in my own house, and I habitually got out of bed from the right side. Boyfriend, why is your alarm clock sounding like a rumbling train, tsk, you have a habit." Li Xian disagreed.

Zhuang Ran reached out to pick up the cloth bag and sandbag by the bed, and threw it towards the corner, the deafening roar finally disappeared.

"The basketball captain's touch is different. This long-distance three-pointer is beautiful." Li Xian lowered his head and kissed Zhuang Ran's lips.

After being woken up, Li Xian couldn't go back to sleep. It was a habit since he was a child that he had to get up when he woke up.Stretched, put one leg on the window sill, bent down and pressed down, the bones made a crisp sound, then put on the other leg, and repeated the action.

Seeing Li Xian lowering his waist easily, Zhuang Ran guessed that Li Xian must have practiced dancing. In fact, when he was doing something shameless, he wondered why Li Xian's waist was so soft. Tsk, Zhuang Ran pressed one side of the quilt Under the body, he took advantage of the trend and rolled in a circle, wrapping himself into a giant cocoon that did not become a butterfly.His eyes were glued to 502, fixedly staring at the beautiful boy who just came out of the oven by the window sill.

Under the cover of pajamas, the carved lines on Li Xian's body were vague, but this did not prevent Zhuang Nan's imagination. He had traced every inch of the beautiful boy's territory on the ground countless times with his hands, and he was deeply familiar with the mysteries of every corner.He knew the switch of any expression on Li Xian's body.

The rising sun just broke through the clouds and mist from the east of the city, but Zhuang Ran felt that he was about to be steamed into jerky by the scorching heat scattered everywhere.

This morning was too challenging. I turned over in the quilt that was tightly wrapped around me. Unfortunately, my face was buried in Li Xian's pillow. Fuck, there was Li Xian's shampoo beside the pillow. With the unique smell on the body, it is always more direct and more violent to add fuel to the fire than to add insult to injury.

Zhuang Ran began to recite the Mantra of Purifying Heart silently in his heart, but his memory was like a jammed phonograph, unable to complete a single word, his mind was filled with such and such scenes that made people blush and heartbeat.

"Ah! I'm going to die!" The struggle was fruitless, and Zhuang Ran prepared to fight back single-handedly.

"Li Xian, in the early morning, can you lift up the pajama pants that are about to fall to your buttocks, can you fasten those two buttons on your chest, and can you take away your seductive smell? , There is still a hot-blooded boyfriend on the bed, are you too unconfident in yourself, or are you too assured of me, fuck." Wrapped in a quilt, Zhuang Ran jumped out of the bed with his feet together, and as the door was locked, In the frozen air, something seemed to break.

The wake-up activity just now became Li Xian's pre-match warm-up.

"Zhuang Ran, are you sure, now, or?" Li Xian kicked away the soaked clothes from last night, walked to Zhuang Ran's side in one step, embraced the quilt with one hand, and put the other hand on Zhuang Ran's back. roam.

The huge cocoon wrapped in the quilt feels like being teased further, and the bones on the shoulder blades will immediately turn into a pair of wings, and fly into the sky as a butterfly.In the Northeast in September, there is an autumn tiger. The quilt on Zhuang Ran's body is not thick. He can feel the fine hairs on his back, closing one by one like a mimosa, and like waves of wheat caressed by the spring breeze. The waves spread, and finally all gathered in his chest, scrambling to vent out.

"Li Xian, you are really shameless." Zhuang Ran panted with difficulty, Li Xian's hands did not peel off the quilt, but tested Zhuang Ran's bottom line through the quilt.

"Obviously you lit the fire yourself, but in the end I became the chief culprit for the open fire, huh?" Li Xian spat out the last word in a low voice on purpose, which was more irritating than Jiuqu.

Zhuang Ran knew that Li Xian did it on purpose. He once said to Li Xian, don't talk to him with this kind of voice easily, because all those who pretend to be serious will be defeated by this call. The only way out is Hands up in surrender.

This whisper dancing on the tip of the heart is like an eternal fire burning in Zhuang Ran's belly.

"Zhuang Ran, sometimes, you really..." Li Xian lifted the thin quilt from Zhuang Ran's body, gently pushed Zhuang Ran onto the bed, opened his mouth and used his teeth to untie Zhuang Ran's pajamas one by one , the obstructive pajama pants were pulled up to the ankles. "It's exhausting." Li Xian completed the last sentence.

"Li Xian, sometimes you also..." Zhuang Ran straightened his back, when the place where he shouted was wrapped in warm mouth, his own words were interrupted by accident, and the rest were all open and closed The broken groan coming out of the corner of the mouth.

A corner of the curtain was lifted by the wind, and then quickly fell down. The room was charming and shameful, and Lu Luo, who couldn't hide from the world, fortunately had already attained immortality, her soul left her body, and her mortal body stayed in the world.

Li Xian took the paper drawer from the bedside, wiped the corners of his mouth, and cleaned up his children and grandchildren on Zhuang Ran's face.

Zhuang Ran lay on the bed and slowly put his foot on the shoulder of the person on his body: "Li Xian, you are shameless, you actually messed with my face!"

Li Xian threw the paper covering himself and Zhuang Ran's descendants into the trash can, bowed his head and kissed Zhuang Ran's instep, turned around and cut Zhuang Ran's hands, and kissed Zhuang Ran impenetrably.

"Boyfriend, you are quite good at hitting back. However, you still need to improve your tone of voice." Li Xian got off the bed and walked towards the door.

"Fuck, Li Xian, what do you mean by that? Haven't you been favored by it every time? Master uses this mouth, tsk, isn't it the first time he bites you, so he holds grudges. Fuck , next time I'll let you see what is..."

Li Xian opened the door, Zhuang Ran looked at the three people outside, the words in his mouth didn't choke him to death!Why are these three people who add up to more than 100 years old in the morning listening to the corner so calmly!Do you have the self-consciousness of an elder?

Li Xian was also in a dilemma. In the end, after careful consideration, he nodded to the three of them and went into the bathroom.

The messy sheets in the room and the musky smell that hadn't dissipated completely restored the crime scene [-]%. Zhuang Ran had given up any hope. He rolled his eyes at the three people outside the door, and even Uncle Gu was not spared.

"Tsk tsk tsk, son, the tent is warm in the spring night, hey, did we come at the wrong time?" Tao Ran leaned against the door, with his hands on his chest, with a mocking look in his eyes.

This obvious scene can be understood at a glance by those who come here.

Zhuang Zhe walked into the room, picked up the half-wet clothes on the ground, put them in Zhuang Ran's dirty clothes basket, and conveniently put the little green dill branches that no one cared about all night back into the team.

Gu Shaozhang, who has sharp eyes and ears, heard an unusual panting sound in the bedroom when he entered the room, so he delayed at the door for a long time before he and Tao Ran came in. Unexpectedly, the two people in the room did not intend to stop the war, but instead became more and more serious. Lie, Tao Ran is really good at being a father, he pinches his watch to check the time, and insists on giving a surprise when the two are ready to come out.

Gu Shaozhang followed Tao Ran into the bedroom. The train alarm clock on the corner of the wall has been around for so many years, except that its color has faded a bit, but its appearance has not changed. It was given by Zhuang Zhe on his eighth birthday.Xiaoran is still so nostalgic.

"Daddy, you are really good, and you are not afraid to scare your son into impotence. I am already twenty, can I have some privacy, ah ~ and Uncle Gu, you are such a decent person, and my dad is so dishonest. " Zhuang Ran said in a muffled voice while hugging the pillow on his knees.

"Tsk, I wanted to give you a good morning kiss, but there's no room this time, so hurry up and take a shower, and we'll go out together later." Tao Ran dragged Zhuang Zhe out of the bedroom, his son was embarrassed, enough was enough, see you later Just accept it, since I was young, I haven't picked up my son's jokes a few times, but if I continue to tease it, something big will happen, so I better hurry up and evacuate.

Gu Shaozhang walked over and took out the pillow, pulled up Zhuang Ran's sleeve, and found that there was a circle of gauze around his wrist, and the corners of his mouth twitched undetectably. It seemed that Li Xian was quite competent as a boyfriend. Sure enough, Zhuang Zhe and the others didn't look at it. Wrong person.

"Does it still hurt?" Gu Shaozhang asked.

With the spirit of a dead pig not being afraid of boiling water, anyway, Uncle Gu knows all about the embarrassing things in the past, so it's no big deal to make a crime worse.Putting it all together, Zhuang Ran thought, it would be embarrassing to have Li Xian accompany him anyway.

"It doesn't hurt anymore. Li Xian went down to buy medicine yesterday. Besides our future doctor, this little injury is nothing." Zhuang Ran opened the gauze and found that the redness and swelling had disappeared.

Gu Shaozhang hummed, took out the wet wipe next to the paper towel, and handed it to Zhuang Ran.

Damn, Li Xian didn't clean it up for me?Zhuang Ran took a wet towel and wiped his face indiscriminately. He was too involved in the drama just now, and he didn't know where the hardest hit area was, so he wiped for a long time with little effect.

Gu Shaozhang looked at Zhuang Ran's red ears, sighed helplessly, shook his head, and left the bedroom.

Li Xian had just finished taking a shower, wrapped in a bathrobe, and was about to go out.I saw my boyfriend rushing towards me with a nervous expression on his face.

"What's wrong?" Li Xian looked at Zhuang Ran who was stuck in the mirror and asked.

Zhuang Ran looked carefully for a long time but didn't find anything on his face, so he turned to ask his boyfriend for help. "Honey, is there something on my face?"

The person who was asked was inexplicable, thinking that his descendants were wandering outside, but after checking up and down for a long time, he did not find a suspicious object: "There is nothing, I wiped it clean for you."

With question marks all over Zhuang Ran's head, he quickly took a shower, took the toothpaste that Li Xian had squeezed, brushed his teeth, and spit out the last foam in his mouth. He still didn't understand why Uncle Gu gave him wet wipes just now.

"Boyfriend, just now Uncle Gu gave me a wipe and then turned around and went to the living room with my dad. What do you mean?" Zhuang Ran felt that it would make Li Xian wrong to say it, at least it was better than thinking about it in his heart.

Hearing the other protagonist in the story last night, Li Xian still enjoyed it, but he couldn't figure out what the significance of the wipes was.

The two looked at each other in blank dismay, and they couldn't come to a reason after talking for a long time.

So what exactly do Uncle Gu's wet wipes mean?

The author has something to say:

Yesterday, I suddenly owed the small Naruto building blocks I bought last weekend, and then I fought and fought, and found that I hadn't updated the text after the fight!Then today I put down the building blocks and honestly code words. For a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder, this requires a lot of courage. It's a big event, and I can't grasp the strength well, so I'd better ease it up first.