i want to be your roommate

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Xu Niedi hugged Song Yi to calm down for a while, got up to find a piece of paper, and wrote the words "Song Yi's Boyfriend Internship Bonus Items Form" on it, and wrote on the first line: 10 points for appearance.

"What's the full score?" Song Yi pointed at this item.

"10 points."

It was the first time Song Yi saw such a thick-skinned Xu Niedi, and thought it was quite fresh: "You are proud and arrogant."

"Then how would you rate me?" Xu Nedi asked him.

"12 points." Song Yi smiled.

Xu Niedi wrote +2 points next to it.

"No, I'm joking." Song Yi grabbed the pen to cross it out.

"What is written on the paper cannot be changed." Xu Niedi stuffed the banknotes into his clothes pocket, "I have to carry them with me at all times, and write them down as soon as I get extra points."

"This is a rascal." Song Yi protested.

Xu Niedi raised his eyebrows: "When necessary, I have to be a hooligan/hooligan. I want to take advantage of these few days to quickly become a regular."

He took the cake on the table: "I asked my aunt to make it this morning, adding a lot of strawberries and mangoes."

Song Yi was so happy, he likes to eat cakes, but the cake outside has less fruit and more cream, which is too thick for him: "Thank you!"

"Like it?"

"I like it so much!" Song Yi opened the box and dug out a spoonful for Xu Niedi, "You eat first."

The cake made by Aunt Wang was very sweet, not to Xu Niedi's liking, but he ate it anyway: "I'll give you the rest."

"Then you eat walnuts." Song Yi moved his position to make room for Xu Niedi.

"You want me to sit on the bed?" Xu Niedi's eyes were meaningful.

"Don't want to?" Anyway, wearing pajamas is no different from wearing formal clothes.

Willing, very willing, Xu Niedi took off his shoes and got into bed, his leg touched Song Yi's, and Song Yi moved to the side.

Xu Niedi pressed his leg: "Don't move, if you move, you will fall under the bed."

Song Yi stopped moving and began to eat the cake.Xu Niedi stared at him from the sidelines, the more he looked at it, the better he looked, and he felt that he had found a treasure.His eyes lingered from Song Yi's cream-stained mouth to his collarbone, and his breath stagnated.

"Yiyi."

Song Yi raised his eyes and looked at him questioningly.

"Your collarbone is so pretty." Xu Nedi restrained himself from touching it, "It's so pretty."

Song Yi turned his head to ignore him, his ears turned red quietly.

Xu Niedi has always been bitter about not being able to take Song Yi to eat seafood last time. On Friday night, he proposed to have dinner with a group of friends who were playing basketball, and Song Yi followed.

Song Yi didn’t go to play basketball every time, and he didn’t know most of the people very well. Xu Niedi said that he only invited seven or eight people. The last time he invited Xu Jing to the seafood restaurant, Song Yi felt that the number of people was acceptable. Within the scope, there is no rejection.

When I got there, I saw that there were seven or eight people, and it was clearly seventeen or eight.

Song Yi was embarrassed all of a sudden, he wasn't very familiar with him at first, and now he didn't know who was who. There were five or six girls in there, who had heard the name of the Song Group more or less, and stared at him. Song Yiwang, who seldom has fireworks in the world.

Xu Niedi pulled Song Yi to sit down and explained to him: "I said I would bring my family over here, and let them bring it too."

family...

"What kind of family am I?" Song Yi asked him with his head down.

"You are my boyfriend, the most important family member." Xu Nedi touched his face, "Don't talk if you don't want to talk, and I'll get you whatever you want to eat."

Xu Niedi had greeted them before and said that he would bring his boyfriend over, but no one thought that this boyfriend was Song Yi, and now everyone swallowed their curiosity and concentrated on eating delicious food.

Xu Niedi didn't even think about introducing the people at the dinner table to Song Yi. He wore plastic gloves to peel the lobster meat for Yiyi.Because Song Yi was not used to chilli, Xu Niedi ordered [-] catties of steamed crayfish, and added vinegar to the dipping dish.

Compared with other seafood, Song Yi likes crayfish more. He thinks the meat of crayfish is firm and elastic. Xu Niedi peels one and puts one into his bowl. more.

Song Yi pulled Xu Niedi's clothes under the table: "Don't peel off."

Xu Niedi stopped: "Is this enough?"

"Others are watching us." Song Yi winked at him.

Xu Niedi took off his gloves, knowing that Yiyi was embarrassed, he rubbed his head: "Eat quickly."

Song Yi heard the girl closest to him complaining to her boyfriend: "Look at him, why don't you help me peel it off."

His boyfriend rolled his eyes: "Don't you have hands yourself?"

"It's not a question of whether you have hands or not, you straight man!"

Song Yi thought that this sentence was correct, he and Xu Niedi were both gay men.

The boys prefer meat, the girls asked for a few more vegetarian dishes, and Xu Niedi asked the store for a vegetable salad alone.

Song Yi gave up after taking two bites: "I want to drink milk."

Xu Niedi coaxed him to take another two bites, and beckoned to the waiter for a bottle of hot coconut juice: "Don't drink it if you can't finish it."

"It's shameful to waste it." Song Yi drank it up.

Xu Niedi was helpless: "I won't be able to sleep again at night."

After eating, everyone wanted to go dancing. Song Yi hadn't been there yet, and he was eager to try, but Xu Niedi held him back: "You can also dance when you go back to the dormitory."

"How do you go back to the dormitory?" Song Yi has watched the disco video, the lighting and sound in the bar are completely different from the dormitory.

"I'll buy you a stereo and a disco light." Xu Niedi refused to let him go, "The bar is full of smoke, you will definitely not be able to bear it if you go."

"Just go and have a look."

"No," Xu Nedi let them go first, holding Song Yi's waist and nose to nose, "There are old men everywhere in the bar, I'm not happy when I think they want to touch your shoulder."

Song Yi smiled: "Big vinegar."

Xu Niedi kissed him: "Yes, go shopping now." Xu Niedi dragged him into the big supermarket.

Song Yi turned around, feeling that he didn't lack anything: "Do you want to buy it?"

"Well, buy two bars of underwear soap."

Song Yi blushed when he thought of this terrible thing, Xu Nedi led him to the cleaning supplies area: "Do you have a favorite smell? Jasmine? Lavender? Potpourri? Lemon?"

Song Yi pretended to think about it, leaned on his boyfriend's back: "I like the smell of Xu Niedi."

Xu Niedi paused: "Buy lemon flavor."

Back in the dormitory, Xu Niedi pushed Song Yi against the door and bullied him severely: "Now you will tease me outside." Song Yi's teasing was inadvertent and unknowing, Xu Niedi was teased by him in the supermarket The ground fire was big, and now he eagerly sucked him, and took a few bites on the neck.

"Points deducted." Song Yi said.

Xu Niedi raised his eyebrows: "You seduced me, you should deduct points."

"I have no watch to buckle."

"So you should give me extra points. My extra points are equivalent to your deductions. Xu Niedi took out a piece of paper from his pocket and wrote it down."

"You're cheating." Song Yi snatched the paper and found many lines written on it.

+1 point with strawberry cake

Wash two socks +2 points

Warm a cup of milk + 1 point

……

Peel 20 lobsters +20 points

If my wife seduces me, he will not deduct points, but I will get +1 points

"This is so unreasonable!" Song Yi read one by one, "Opportunistic!" He stuttered after reading the latest one, "Wife?"

Xu Niedi hugged him: "Wife? Wife? Wife?" After calling three times in a row, Song Yi was dizzy from being called, "Don't call again."

"I'm still three points short, three points for my wife, okay?"

"How do you know it's three points away?" So fast?

"I count three times every night." Xu Niedi begged pitifully, "I want to become a regular." He lowered his head like a big dog to lick Song Yi's shoulder.

Song Yi covered the wet place, Xu Niedi continued licking in another direction, Song Yi covered it with the other hand, Xu Niedi untied his hand and tied it behind his back: "Just add it."

"You are making trouble for no reason." Song Yi accused him.

"I don't care, if you don't add me, I won't let go."

Song Yi was silent.

Xu Niedi sighed, then pecked Song Yi's lips: "Trust me, I will treat you well."

"Love you forever."

"Never let go."

"Really?" Song Yi squinted at him with tears in his eyes.

"Fool." Xu Nedi looked at him, "We are not Romeo and Juliet, trust me."

Song Yi shed tears, ordinary people say that good things in the world are not reliable, gold is soft, jade is fragile, he wants the beauty of love, but is afraid of the fragility of love.

"But my father disagrees." Song Yi was worried.

"My love is invincible," Xu Niedi grabbed his hand and put it on his chest, "I will try my best to make your father agree."

Xu Niedi wiped away Song Yi's tears and teased him: "Go to the hospital for an examination tomorrow, maybe you can get pregnant, so we have a shortcut."

Song Yi laughed through his tears: "Rogue."

The author has something to say: Yiyi is so obedient, so obedient, my aunt laughs