Don't take off my vest [live]

Recalling these, Qi Ming only felt physically and mentally exhausted.

It's so hard to be human...

He sighed, it's useless to say these things now, it's better to cheer up and make tomorrow better.He patted his face, and tried to probe Echizenying around the bush, trying to get useful information out of her mouth.

7UU72: How can danmei be related to male videos?I've almost given up...

Echizen Ei: Why can’t danmei be allowed?

Echizen Ei: Even if we are writing a love story of two men, homosexuality has been legal for almost a year, is it possible that he still has sexual discrimination?

What?

Danmei is a love story of two men?

Qi Ming shivered.

Isn't it so difficult to come up?

7UU72: Having said that... I don't really have much confidence in myself... You can tell by my name...

Qiyou, Qiyou, these two names are almost exactly the same unless they are written out.If there are fans who are two fans, wouldn't it be easy to see this?

Inappropriate, inappropriate!

Echizenying: What's the matter?You have the talent, you can!

Echizen Ei: So what’s wrong with Kiyouyouqi [-]?

Chess pomelo especially two?

Qi Ming was confused, thought for a long time, and accidentally glanced at the QQ nickname.

...Oh, so that's what the name is all about.

7UU72: But how long has it been since I signed the contract, and I'm still far from reaching that level...

Echizenying: Not too short!Almost two years!Your 20 word count this year has not yet reached the standard... There are still four months, which happens to coincide with the Chinese New Year in February. There is a holiday, so you can code with peace of mind, come on!

four months? ! 20w? !

You beat me up...

Qi Ming felt like he had a lump in his throat, wishing he could sleep 24 hours 10 hours a day, live stream 4 hours and study 10 hours a day.

The live broadcast is to make a living, and the writing is for love... Alas, it is to prevent being beaten back to its original form.

He got the answer he wanted, but he still had to put on a frown to end the conversation.

7UU72: Oh, let me think about it again, thank you, Ah Ying.

Echizen Ei: You don’t have to be so polite!When is it time to continue writing, let's spell together again!

7UU72: Good.

Qi Ming closed the chat window silently, only feeling that the amount of information was too much and he was exhausted for a while.He slumped on the chair and stretched, got up to order a takeaway and walked around the living room before returning to the computer desk.

It's almost one o'clock in the afternoon.

Qi Ming glanced at the time in the lower right corner. Steam was also downloaded. He registered an account casually, went in and searched for CSGO and PUBG directly, and picked some other games into the shopping cart by the way.After paying the fee and confirming the download, there will be a long and boring waiting time.

"So tired..." Qi Ming rubbed his face.

He hasn't figured out how long he will broadcast live every day.It stands to reason that a full-time anchor like him can broadcast live from waking up to sudden death, making it convenient for the audience to come whenever they want.The longer the live broadcast, the more rewards you will receive.But the atmosphere in his live broadcast room is not interesting enough, and there is nothing to live broadcast for a whole day... So he has to practice language arts and operation skills quickly.

Speaking of which, why hasn't anyone joined him in the Chinese language learning group?

"Boom, boom, boom," just when he was wondering, the QQ friend notification sounded.

Qi Ming moved the mouse over, and the new friend request showed that it was an old account, level 58, nicknamed Xiuzzz.Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived, Qi Ming accepted the friend request without thinking.

After the addition was successful, the other side quickly sent a message with a cold tone.

Xiuzzz: Chess pomelo?

7UU76: Hmm.

7UU76: Are you from the Chinese language learning group?

Xiuzzz:?

Xiuzzz: Oh, sort of.

Is it?

Qi Ming suppressed his doubts, but the business was more important, so hurry up and ask him.

7UU76: Then can I join your professional group?

Xiuzzz: Yes.

There was another message sent over there very quickly, as if the speech had been prepared and copied and pasted at a frighteningly fast speed.

Xiuzzz: To avoid finding the wrong person, let me ask, are you Qiyou, the anchor of Crayfish TV?

Qi Ming was startled, and only then did he realize that the other party had called him by his screen name from the very beginning.

7UU76: ...? ? ?

7UU76: How do you know?

Xiuzzz: Daniel is my younger brother.

Yes, take... pinch music?Happiness?

What, Qi Ming didn't understand.

7UU76: ? ? ?

Xiuzzz: Tsk

The reply over there was extremely fast, but the tone was still impatient.Qi Ming keenly felt that this person seemed to have... some kind of hostility towards him?But he couldn't be sure, maybe this person is just a second-year-old with a temper that makes everyone angry, that's why he speaks so violently.

Xiuzzz: I am the elder brother of Shen Chengyi and his roommate Daniel.

Xiuzzz: My brother said you helped him today, so I hope I can help you.

Xiuzzz: I heard that you want to learn to write novels?Join the group?

The message from the other party was sent so fast that Qi Ming didn't even have time to read it, but only noticed the key word "Join the group", and hurriedly replied: "Jin, how much is the tuition?"

7UU76: Who taught me, you?

7UU76: Can you change the number, this number is inconvenient.

Surprisingly, there was no second reply, leaving time for Qi Ming to finish typing these words.

Xiuzzz: [Recommended group chat: Yigubigu's Kingdom]

Xiuzzz: Just apply directly.

Xiuzzz: You pay for the tuition yourself, not me to teach you.

Fortunately not, if it was Xiuzzz who taught him, Qi Ming couldn't guarantee that he would not have learned half of what he had learned and yelled at this person, and in the end the relationship between the master and the apprentice broke up due to an online fight.

It's okay, it's okay if it's not him, it's just...the name of this group chat is so weird.

Yigu sounds more advanced than Gu, much like the names of people in ancient Greece.However, if the people here are all engaged in literature, the name may have additional meaning.In order to enter the expert group, do you still have to test your probing level?

Qi Ming thought about it, and googled Yigubigu.

——Yigubigu, the main character of "Baby in the Garden".

The accompanying picture is a sky blue doll with cockscomb-like hair and a red blanket in his hand.

...You guys who engage in literature have a bit of a unique taste.

While muttering, Qi Ming used another account to apply for joining the group.It just so happened that Xiuzzz was the administrator, and Qi Ming's application had just been sent successfully, and he got the news of approval almost in seconds.

This group is a group of 500 people, but there are only about [-] members. Except for the group owner, there are only three administrators.

No one in the group spoke. Before the assessment came, Qi Ming was going to ponder over the meaning of "a country that is more ancient than ancient".

"Garden Baby" is a story in a dream, Yigubigu is a foreigner in the garden, and his country... is the real world?No, it shouldn't be so obvious.They study the Chinese language, there must be some deeper connotation in it!

Yigubigu sounds like a country that is more than one, and one country is more... One country is more than another?Is it the same as that sentence, what, alas, why can’t I remember!

oh!What does "one flower, one world" mean?Do you want to have your own dreams in reality?

The more Qi Ming thought about it, the more he felt that it made sense. He geared up and opened the group chat with confidence. He was ready for the first review of joining the group.

[Administrator Xiuzzz changed the name of the group chat to "Chinese Language Learning Expert Group"]

Makabacca NoJoker: ? ? ?Xiu, we haven't had enough fun with Garden Baby, how did we become a group of Chinese language learning experts?

Little Nuo Xia: Exactly!

Xiaodoudou LiYan: The minister seconded the proposal!

Xiuzzz: The requirements of Chinese language learning organizations.

Xiuzzz: The names are all changed back.

... What about the review?

Qi Ming is stupid, why did he change the topic?Does the Chinese language learning expert group have anything to analyze?

While he was in a daze, the group chat messages continued to appear, at the same fast speed, as if everyone was copying and pasting.

NoJoker: Well, it's boring

NoJoker: How did you invite a new guy?

Xiuzzz: Say it yourself @7UU72

Nuo Xia: Where's the OKOK newcomer?

No Joker: Hello!

……

The group is small, there are more than a dozen people who are bubbling, and everyone seems to be very familiar.However, the daily communication is in Chinese, which makes me a lot more friendly... But the news is sent too fast!

Qi Ming thought to himself, and pretended to be cunning and sent the first message. At this time, he had sent dozens of messages since he was sent to Aite.

7UU72: Hello everyone, I came here to learn how to write novels, can anyone teach me?

No Joker: ? ? ?You joined the wrong group

Nuo Xia:? ? ?

Soon, another row of question marks appeared.

Xiuzzz: @S, Simon

NoJoker: Yeah, how did I forget him! @S

Nuo Xia: @S

LiYan: @S

……

This S is the ID of the group owner.Qi Ming clicked on the group owner's personal homepage and took a look. The profile picture was pure white, aged 119, and his address was Earth in the solar system. Even the personal introduction was blank, not even "this person is too lazy to write a self-introduction".

It really doesn't look like a cultured look.

7UU72: Is S my teacher?How to charge?

Nuo Xia: If you ask him, I don't know if he takes money

LiYan: No, he may not accept apprentices

Nuo Xia: You are right, but Simon has a weird temper, and no one knows whether he will accept him or not.

NoJoker: My mother, I know best how weird S's temper is!

……

Simon?Or a foreigner?

Anyway, as the leader of the expert group, he should have a certain level, let's be a dead horse as a living horse doctor.

Qi Ming gritted his teeth, if this person's level is not good, let's discuss it again!

The topic of the group chat gradually turned to complaining about how weird S is. Qi Ming saw that the situation was not good, so he hurried out to interrupt.

7UU72: If he doesn't accept it, then I will start learning pinyin. Can someone teach me?

NoJoker: Pinyin?

Nuo Xia: Do you still learn Pinyin?

Nuo Xia: Didn't you type out all the characters and learn pinyin?

NoJoker: I know Pinyin, I'm the best at learning Pinyin!

NoJoker: Pick me, me!

LiYan: You don't train anymore?

No Joker: ...

Seeing that the screen was about to be swiped again, Qi Ming tried his best to mobilize his brain cells and use his fastest spelling speed to spell out a sentence.

7UU72: Please type slowly

Xiuzzz: ...

No Joker: ...

Li Yan: ...

……

In the end, the screen was swiped by the ellipsis, and Qi Ming was powerless to recover.At this moment, S, who had been queuing for Aite for a long time, finally appeared, looking impatient.

S:?

NoJoker: S, there is a kid who wants to learn how to write novels from you!

Xiuzzz: @7UU72

After S appeared, all the people who swiped the screen just now disappeared instantly, and the group chat was strangely quiet, leaving Qi Ming with time to type.

7UU72: Please!Thank you, the tuition fee can be higher, that's okay!

NoJoker: Well, it doesn't matter, if you don't accept him, he will be my disciple!

LiYan: Training...

No Joker: 886

……

Simon seemed to be busy with something, even though the group screen started swiping again, he never appeared again.

The more Qi Ming thought about it, the more skeptical he became. He always felt that this person's personal social interface was so blank, his name was still in English, he looked like a liar... and he was always elusive, and he didn't have the character to be a teacher.It seems that you still have to study for a period of time before you can pay the tuition!

He has money, and it's all rewarded with real money from fans, so he must not be cheated of his money for nothing!

After a long time, Simon finally appeared again, and this time he only sent one sentence: Let me check the chat history first.

That's right, it's about to be reviewed soon, isn't it?

When Qi Ming thought about it, he was still a little nervous.

It's okay, come on!I'm ready.

A few minutes later, among the many messages, S slowly typed his review question.

S: ...you are? @7UU72

Qi Ming:?

I fucking want to ask who you are!