Sun Zhongjun recruited all of Yue Buqun's schemes.
It turned out that Yue Buqun had long wanted to merge with the Five Sacred Mountains.
The Hengshan faction was content with the status quo and did not seek to make progress, so Yue Buqun thought of a trick to find trouble for Hengshan if he had nothing to do.
Sun Zhongjun wanted to frame Hua Wuque precisely to instigate the hatred between the Hengshan faction and the Jiangnan Hua family, so that Hengshan would have to bow his head to Huashan.
Yue Buqun had a good idea, but it was a mistake.
He didn't expect Hua Wuque to be a gentleman and modest, willing to retreat to the cave and not to invade Hengshan.
He didn't even expect that Huamanlou would ask the fungus for help, but instead pushed Hengshan to Songshan.
The fungus listened patiently to Sun Zhongjun and stretched himself.
The dumb mother-in-law was shocked: "How can you move?"
"I can always move." The fungus moved his stiff shoulders, "If I can't move, how can you arrest people for me?"
The dumb mother-in-law was furious when she found out that she had been cheated. She held a knife in her hand and wanted to cut the fungus open.
How could she be the opponent of Mu's head with her little kung fu?
The fungus claps your hands, and you should also give you a taste of sculpture.
Sun Zhongjun cast a wink at the fungus: "Young man, what you just said just now was all said by the thieves' wife who forced the slave family to say it. You have to be the master of the slave family."
Goose bumps all over the fungus.
She walked over and untied Sun Zhongjun's rope.
Then he showed off to the dumb mother-in-law who was really dumb after being tapped on the dumb point: "You have a really bad heart."
The dumb mother-in-law could only stare at the fungus.She thought to herself: See how that little bitch will deal with you later.
Sun Zhongjun walked two steps pitifully and fell one step, and said: "I seem to have sprained my foot."
"Then what should we do?" the fungus asked intentionally.
Sun Zhongjun lowered his head, really I felt pity: "It would be the best if the young hero is willing to help the slave's family go up the mountain."
The fungus refused: "If a man and a woman don't kiss each other, it will hurt the girl's reputation if others see it."
"Then, let's do it this way. There is a fire primer here. Fan Shaoxia put it in the air, and the sisters on the mountain came to rescue me."
That's a good idea.
The fungus pulled the lead rope and let the fire lead fly into the air and explode.
The dumb mother-in-law looked annoyed and laughed.She was annoyed that Sun Zhongjun was so good at deceiving men, and laughed at the cleverness of the fungus but was misled by his cleverness.
That's how Hua Wuque lied to her back then.When Hengshan's disciples gather, the head of Songshan will be slandered as a flower picking thief like Hua Wuque, and his reputation will be ruined.
The disciples of Hengshan acted very quickly, and within a short time the front of the guest hall was crowded with nuns with swords in gray robes.
When Sun Zhongjun saw someone coming, he cried and shouted: "Sister, help me, this thief is taking advantage of me!"
The visitors either saw the heroism of the funer fighting against the Shaolin eminent monks at the Golden Basin Washing Ceremony, or heard of his chivalry in rescuing Yilin at the foot of the mountain. They drew their swords and surrounded the funer with threats, but no one dared to come forward. Go get him.
Everyone is waiting for Master Dingxian, the master, to come and make the decision.
Waiting left and right, but the teacher was not seen.
Sun Zhongjun still wanted to cry to show his mistress, but his voice became hoarse from crying, and the mistress hadn't come yet.
The fungus let her cry, and let the nun outside the door yell to let her go.
When they were tired from crying, the fungus lightly plucked the strings, and the inner breath opened the door of the cabinet in the room.
Master Dingxian was tapped on his acupuncture points and stayed there for a long time.
When the fungus moves the strings again, the teacher can move freely.
Seeing this scene, Sun Zhongjun collapsed on the ground.
The fungus bowed his hands to the teacher and apologized: "The younger generation can't do this, the teacher forgives me."
Master Dingxian is very self-cultivated, so he doesn't care about these things.
But she couldn't ignore Sun Zhongjun's various behaviors just now.
Buddhism does not kill people, but there are methods of torturing people.
Sun Zhongjun was dragged to the Mental Cultivation Hall by law enforcement disciples. He shaved off the black hair on his head and cut off tendons in his arms and legs.
Mrs. Dingxian did not pursue the dumb mother-in-law, presumably she knew something well.
Neither the Hengshan school nor the fungus pursued it.
Mrs. Dingxian gave a deep lesson to Mu'er: "Nephew Mu, the merger of the Five Sacred Mountains is imminent."
The fungus asked politely: "What's the teacher's opinion?"
The answer was as he wished: "But it depends on the head of the wood."
Judging from this tone, Hengshan faction agreed to be ruled by fungus?
The system confirms the result immediately.
[Congratulations on unlocking the building - Medicine Field! ]
Hengshan has a lot of good vegetation, and the school's medical skills and pharmacology are quite good.
After the Songshan School took Hengshan into it, the number of buildings rose to five.Unlock two more to meet the fame upgrade requirements.
[Congratulations on unlocking the strange acupoint - Yishen Changqing! ]
Unlocking the odd acupoint can make the original moves more powerful and have a wider range of effects.
The fungus is too lazy to read the cumbersome instructions, and the next actual combat will be done directly.
Regrettably, after watching the fungus for a long time, I haven't seen any hints related to getting money.
On the contrary, the 220 gold he saved with great difficulty suddenly lost 50 gold.
Mu'er didn't know how his money got away, but he only heard Mrs. Dingxian arrive: "Amitabha, Hengshan is sincerely grateful to the head of the family for donating money."
The wooden head is very sad.The Hengshan faction's Yaotian only earns 10 taels of silver a day from Weibo, how many days will it take to pay back!
Mrs. Dingxian really seized the opportunity to release tasks frantically.
"Yue Buqun invited us to Huashan to watch the ceremony. I have sent Dingjing and Dingyi to go. Looking at it now, it may be a mess."
Where the fungus didn't understand what she meant, it was to ask the master to save people.
Since you are the head of someone else, you have to be a good person to the end.The magic movement technique has not finished cooling down yet, so Wu'er had no choice but to call the little Linju he had just caught, and chase after Master Erding on horseback.
A four-legged horse can run faster than a two-legged man.
What's more, it is a group of monks who go wherever they go.
The horse dealers who came and went were deeply impressed by Hengshan's masters, they were beautiful and fierce, and there were so many people.
Many businessmen with malicious intentions deliberately slowed down, waiting for the masters to come to pretend to run into each other again.
Fungus then met a wave of lecherous men at Nianbapu.
They felt strange: "A few days ago, I was still begging with the masters in Xianxia Ridge, but I didn't see them coming with me after that."
The fungus screamed badly, and Hengshan's disciples probably had a big accident in Xianxialing.
He hurried to find it on horseback.
The horse dealers behind yelled: "Brother, if you want to succeed, remember to tell us how it feels."
The fungus rode back again and looted their money bags.
It turns out that this world can still play wild.
What they hit was a wave of prodigal sons.
The head of Mu collected the money and rode his horse into the Xianxialing area.
Xianxia Ridge is a big mountain with few people. Even if Hengshan and his party walk together, it is difficult to find it easily.
The fungus found an open place and blew up the fire primer given to him by Mrs. Dingxian into the sky.
If the disciples of Hengshan see it, they will naturally come to gather.
If they are seen by those who are chasing them...
Well, it really was the pursuers who saw it first, because all the Taoists in yellow clothes and Ziyang scarves surrounded him.
Fungus remembered that this school uniform was Taishan school clothing.
The fungus in the lead has also been seen before. It is Yu Jizi, the uncle of Taishan's master Tianmen Taoist.
But Yujizi didn't remember the younger generation, and said nonsense: "It turns out that the nunzi of Hengshan also love to raise a little boy."
The more than [-] Taishan disciples who followed behind him all laughed together.
Fungus is not in a hurry to take care of them, and has to count on them to find out the whereabouts of Hengshan's disciples.
The head of the Mu turned into a silly white stupefied, crying: "I can't find my uncles and uncles."
The heroes of the rivers and lakes disdain to bully the crying baby, Yu Jizi and his party just joked: "What are they doing to leave you behind?"
"They asked me to get the prescription from the door, and I went to get it back, but they disappeared."
Yujizi's eyes lit up.
Although Hengshan is small and poor, their Baiyun Xiongdan Wan is a holy medicine for healing.In Bai Xiaosheng's list of famous medicines, it ranks among the top three in the category of "internal injuries".
Yujizi hurriedly said, "Where is the prescription?"
Mu'er pointed to his head: "I've memorized it."
What he said was true.
A few days ago when he took over Mount Hengshan, of course he got the secret recipe and recorded the original text in his cloud map of illusion.
Yujizi coaxed him: "You tell me quickly, and I will tell them."
The fungus snorted secretly, looking innocent on the surface: "Master said, you can only tell women."
What he said made Taishan's disciples amused from ear to ear.
Yu Jizi put on a stern face, and thought for a moment, it's okay to take this kid there, if he can't get the prescription, he can get a hostage to threaten the female nuns to surrender.
He waved his hand and called the fungus to follow.
The fungus hopped into the team of the Taishan faction.
All of a sudden, he caught a disciple of the Taishan School with information: "Are so many of us here for a picnic?"
Everyone only regarded him as a fool, and ignored him, and spoke a little arrogantly: "Let's come out to marry a wife."
"Who is the daughter-in-law?"
"Of course it's your senior sisters. Your master and uncle are too old, and our senior uncles don't want them."
The crowd laughed wildly.
The fungus pretended not to understand, secretly thinking about how to deal with these lustful people then.
"I can't even find it, how do you know Senior Sister and the others are here?"
Several disciples pinched the face of the fungus: "Silly boy. In the future, the Five Sacred Mountains will be sent together, and we are all one family. How can we not know?"
Sure enough, it was Yue Buqun's method again.
Winning Taishan against Hengshan is clearly to make his Huashan family dominate.
Yujizi led the fungus to the high slope outside Shuiyue nunnery.
Looking down, several entrances of Shuiyue Nunnery are guarded by Hengshan's disciple's Ten Thousand Flowers Sword Formation, but it is impossible to enter for a while.
Yujizi smiled and said to the wood ear: "You can recite the prescription here, your senior sister can hear it."
"I don't want to read." The fungus will continue to play for a while, "unless everyone in Taishan gives me a few knocks."
Everyone's complexion turned from sunny to cloudy.
"What are you kid?"
"Chop him up and throw him on the mountain to feed the dogs."
Yujizi signaled everyone not to be impatient.
The best way, of course, is to throw the stupid boy in front of him off the slope and die in front of the nuns of Mount Heng. This will surely mess their minds and take the opportunity to break through and kill the enemy.
Yujizi asked several disciples to take down the fungus.
The fungus looked up nonchalantly.
This lazy and ironic look has already made Yu Jizi and his party feel that he is not an idiot!
Everything is too late.
On the Shuiyue Slope, the gentle and moving voice of Shang, head of Mu, sounded.
It turned out that Yue Buqun had long wanted to merge with the Five Sacred Mountains.
The Hengshan faction was content with the status quo and did not seek to make progress, so Yue Buqun thought of a trick to find trouble for Hengshan if he had nothing to do.
Sun Zhongjun wanted to frame Hua Wuque precisely to instigate the hatred between the Hengshan faction and the Jiangnan Hua family, so that Hengshan would have to bow his head to Huashan.
Yue Buqun had a good idea, but it was a mistake.
He didn't expect Hua Wuque to be a gentleman and modest, willing to retreat to the cave and not to invade Hengshan.
He didn't even expect that Huamanlou would ask the fungus for help, but instead pushed Hengshan to Songshan.
The fungus listened patiently to Sun Zhongjun and stretched himself.
The dumb mother-in-law was shocked: "How can you move?"
"I can always move." The fungus moved his stiff shoulders, "If I can't move, how can you arrest people for me?"
The dumb mother-in-law was furious when she found out that she had been cheated. She held a knife in her hand and wanted to cut the fungus open.
How could she be the opponent of Mu's head with her little kung fu?
The fungus claps your hands, and you should also give you a taste of sculpture.
Sun Zhongjun cast a wink at the fungus: "Young man, what you just said just now was all said by the thieves' wife who forced the slave family to say it. You have to be the master of the slave family."
Goose bumps all over the fungus.
She walked over and untied Sun Zhongjun's rope.
Then he showed off to the dumb mother-in-law who was really dumb after being tapped on the dumb point: "You have a really bad heart."
The dumb mother-in-law could only stare at the fungus.She thought to herself: See how that little bitch will deal with you later.
Sun Zhongjun walked two steps pitifully and fell one step, and said: "I seem to have sprained my foot."
"Then what should we do?" the fungus asked intentionally.
Sun Zhongjun lowered his head, really I felt pity: "It would be the best if the young hero is willing to help the slave's family go up the mountain."
The fungus refused: "If a man and a woman don't kiss each other, it will hurt the girl's reputation if others see it."
"Then, let's do it this way. There is a fire primer here. Fan Shaoxia put it in the air, and the sisters on the mountain came to rescue me."
That's a good idea.
The fungus pulled the lead rope and let the fire lead fly into the air and explode.
The dumb mother-in-law looked annoyed and laughed.She was annoyed that Sun Zhongjun was so good at deceiving men, and laughed at the cleverness of the fungus but was misled by his cleverness.
That's how Hua Wuque lied to her back then.When Hengshan's disciples gather, the head of Songshan will be slandered as a flower picking thief like Hua Wuque, and his reputation will be ruined.
The disciples of Hengshan acted very quickly, and within a short time the front of the guest hall was crowded with nuns with swords in gray robes.
When Sun Zhongjun saw someone coming, he cried and shouted: "Sister, help me, this thief is taking advantage of me!"
The visitors either saw the heroism of the funer fighting against the Shaolin eminent monks at the Golden Basin Washing Ceremony, or heard of his chivalry in rescuing Yilin at the foot of the mountain. They drew their swords and surrounded the funer with threats, but no one dared to come forward. Go get him.
Everyone is waiting for Master Dingxian, the master, to come and make the decision.
Waiting left and right, but the teacher was not seen.
Sun Zhongjun still wanted to cry to show his mistress, but his voice became hoarse from crying, and the mistress hadn't come yet.
The fungus let her cry, and let the nun outside the door yell to let her go.
When they were tired from crying, the fungus lightly plucked the strings, and the inner breath opened the door of the cabinet in the room.
Master Dingxian was tapped on his acupuncture points and stayed there for a long time.
When the fungus moves the strings again, the teacher can move freely.
Seeing this scene, Sun Zhongjun collapsed on the ground.
The fungus bowed his hands to the teacher and apologized: "The younger generation can't do this, the teacher forgives me."
Master Dingxian is very self-cultivated, so he doesn't care about these things.
But she couldn't ignore Sun Zhongjun's various behaviors just now.
Buddhism does not kill people, but there are methods of torturing people.
Sun Zhongjun was dragged to the Mental Cultivation Hall by law enforcement disciples. He shaved off the black hair on his head and cut off tendons in his arms and legs.
Mrs. Dingxian did not pursue the dumb mother-in-law, presumably she knew something well.
Neither the Hengshan school nor the fungus pursued it.
Mrs. Dingxian gave a deep lesson to Mu'er: "Nephew Mu, the merger of the Five Sacred Mountains is imminent."
The fungus asked politely: "What's the teacher's opinion?"
The answer was as he wished: "But it depends on the head of the wood."
Judging from this tone, Hengshan faction agreed to be ruled by fungus?
The system confirms the result immediately.
[Congratulations on unlocking the building - Medicine Field! ]
Hengshan has a lot of good vegetation, and the school's medical skills and pharmacology are quite good.
After the Songshan School took Hengshan into it, the number of buildings rose to five.Unlock two more to meet the fame upgrade requirements.
[Congratulations on unlocking the strange acupoint - Yishen Changqing! ]
Unlocking the odd acupoint can make the original moves more powerful and have a wider range of effects.
The fungus is too lazy to read the cumbersome instructions, and the next actual combat will be done directly.
Regrettably, after watching the fungus for a long time, I haven't seen any hints related to getting money.
On the contrary, the 220 gold he saved with great difficulty suddenly lost 50 gold.
Mu'er didn't know how his money got away, but he only heard Mrs. Dingxian arrive: "Amitabha, Hengshan is sincerely grateful to the head of the family for donating money."
The wooden head is very sad.The Hengshan faction's Yaotian only earns 10 taels of silver a day from Weibo, how many days will it take to pay back!
Mrs. Dingxian really seized the opportunity to release tasks frantically.
"Yue Buqun invited us to Huashan to watch the ceremony. I have sent Dingjing and Dingyi to go. Looking at it now, it may be a mess."
Where the fungus didn't understand what she meant, it was to ask the master to save people.
Since you are the head of someone else, you have to be a good person to the end.The magic movement technique has not finished cooling down yet, so Wu'er had no choice but to call the little Linju he had just caught, and chase after Master Erding on horseback.
A four-legged horse can run faster than a two-legged man.
What's more, it is a group of monks who go wherever they go.
The horse dealers who came and went were deeply impressed by Hengshan's masters, they were beautiful and fierce, and there were so many people.
Many businessmen with malicious intentions deliberately slowed down, waiting for the masters to come to pretend to run into each other again.
Fungus then met a wave of lecherous men at Nianbapu.
They felt strange: "A few days ago, I was still begging with the masters in Xianxia Ridge, but I didn't see them coming with me after that."
The fungus screamed badly, and Hengshan's disciples probably had a big accident in Xianxialing.
He hurried to find it on horseback.
The horse dealers behind yelled: "Brother, if you want to succeed, remember to tell us how it feels."
The fungus rode back again and looted their money bags.
It turns out that this world can still play wild.
What they hit was a wave of prodigal sons.
The head of Mu collected the money and rode his horse into the Xianxialing area.
Xianxia Ridge is a big mountain with few people. Even if Hengshan and his party walk together, it is difficult to find it easily.
The fungus found an open place and blew up the fire primer given to him by Mrs. Dingxian into the sky.
If the disciples of Hengshan see it, they will naturally come to gather.
If they are seen by those who are chasing them...
Well, it really was the pursuers who saw it first, because all the Taoists in yellow clothes and Ziyang scarves surrounded him.
Fungus remembered that this school uniform was Taishan school clothing.
The fungus in the lead has also been seen before. It is Yu Jizi, the uncle of Taishan's master Tianmen Taoist.
But Yujizi didn't remember the younger generation, and said nonsense: "It turns out that the nunzi of Hengshan also love to raise a little boy."
The more than [-] Taishan disciples who followed behind him all laughed together.
Fungus is not in a hurry to take care of them, and has to count on them to find out the whereabouts of Hengshan's disciples.
The head of the Mu turned into a silly white stupefied, crying: "I can't find my uncles and uncles."
The heroes of the rivers and lakes disdain to bully the crying baby, Yu Jizi and his party just joked: "What are they doing to leave you behind?"
"They asked me to get the prescription from the door, and I went to get it back, but they disappeared."
Yujizi's eyes lit up.
Although Hengshan is small and poor, their Baiyun Xiongdan Wan is a holy medicine for healing.In Bai Xiaosheng's list of famous medicines, it ranks among the top three in the category of "internal injuries".
Yujizi hurriedly said, "Where is the prescription?"
Mu'er pointed to his head: "I've memorized it."
What he said was true.
A few days ago when he took over Mount Hengshan, of course he got the secret recipe and recorded the original text in his cloud map of illusion.
Yujizi coaxed him: "You tell me quickly, and I will tell them."
The fungus snorted secretly, looking innocent on the surface: "Master said, you can only tell women."
What he said made Taishan's disciples amused from ear to ear.
Yu Jizi put on a stern face, and thought for a moment, it's okay to take this kid there, if he can't get the prescription, he can get a hostage to threaten the female nuns to surrender.
He waved his hand and called the fungus to follow.
The fungus hopped into the team of the Taishan faction.
All of a sudden, he caught a disciple of the Taishan School with information: "Are so many of us here for a picnic?"
Everyone only regarded him as a fool, and ignored him, and spoke a little arrogantly: "Let's come out to marry a wife."
"Who is the daughter-in-law?"
"Of course it's your senior sisters. Your master and uncle are too old, and our senior uncles don't want them."
The crowd laughed wildly.
The fungus pretended not to understand, secretly thinking about how to deal with these lustful people then.
"I can't even find it, how do you know Senior Sister and the others are here?"
Several disciples pinched the face of the fungus: "Silly boy. In the future, the Five Sacred Mountains will be sent together, and we are all one family. How can we not know?"
Sure enough, it was Yue Buqun's method again.
Winning Taishan against Hengshan is clearly to make his Huashan family dominate.
Yujizi led the fungus to the high slope outside Shuiyue nunnery.
Looking down, several entrances of Shuiyue Nunnery are guarded by Hengshan's disciple's Ten Thousand Flowers Sword Formation, but it is impossible to enter for a while.
Yujizi smiled and said to the wood ear: "You can recite the prescription here, your senior sister can hear it."
"I don't want to read." The fungus will continue to play for a while, "unless everyone in Taishan gives me a few knocks."
Everyone's complexion turned from sunny to cloudy.
"What are you kid?"
"Chop him up and throw him on the mountain to feed the dogs."
Yujizi signaled everyone not to be impatient.
The best way, of course, is to throw the stupid boy in front of him off the slope and die in front of the nuns of Mount Heng. This will surely mess their minds and take the opportunity to break through and kill the enemy.
Yujizi asked several disciples to take down the fungus.
The fungus looked up nonchalantly.
This lazy and ironic look has already made Yu Jizi and his party feel that he is not an idiot!
Everything is too late.
On the Shuiyue Slope, the gentle and moving voice of Shang, head of Mu, sounded.
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