Sword walking

When Ye Xiu took off his scarf and hung it on the back of the chair, followed the portal of the Q group "Under the Umbrella", which was hung high on the announcement, and opened the YY channel, tonight's birthday party was already halfway through.The highlights of the two accounts on Mai flashed. I don’t know what the host and Shou Xing talked about. The fans collectively fell into the nympho debuff, and the speed of swiping the screen below was dizzying.

Really dizzy.

──Hungry.

Ye Xiu thought about it, picked a bunch of replies at random, copied and pasted them slowly, pressed Enter, followed by a queue, and then opened another YY interface to log in to another account.

Under the Umbrella のLittle Little Oranges: Qiu Musu is really good Su (≥≤)ゞ

Jun Moxiao under the umbrella: Qiu Musu is really a good Su (≥≤)ゞ

Under the umbrella の pair of sad sleep_: Qiu Musu really loves Su (≥≤)ゞ

Ye Xiu glanced at the time. At [-]:[-], the birthday party had been going on for more than an hour, and it was far from his standard off-duty time—don't mention it, it was full of tears.

Today, he was stumped by chores, he got off work late, and in order to participate in the event, he rushed home without even having dinner, but it was a pity that he was still very late.

But he was already hungry. He would either eat instant noodles or not eat at all for two or three days, and it was not bad. He rubbed his stomach, reached out to connect the microphone, and operated the number he had just boarded to enter the channel with his right hand before turning on the earphones. After putting it on, I heard the greeting from the host Zhu Yanxia who gritted his teeth.

"Yi, Ye, Da, God! You are here!"

Chasing Haze's voice is cheerful and energetic as usual, but the sound of teeth grinding can be vaguely heard.She hugged Ye Xiu to Mai: "I'm almost dry talking, but it's a good thing you're here, otherwise Ye Fen would have swallowed me alive if the special guest didn't arrive."

"Hey, sister Zhu, don't say that." Ye Xiu pressed F2, and the light on the front of One Autumn Leaf came on, "Isn't this here? Good evening everyone, it's still very early before the end time, are you right? ?”

Zhu Yanxia hummed: "I can't afford to call God Ye a big sister. No matter, God Ye, you are late, and you will be punished according to the regulations!"

The public screen immediately burst into flames like a blowout, and all of them read "punishment". Ye Xiu couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it: "Where is this rule, why don't I know."

At this time, Shou Xing, who had been keeping quiet since One Autumn Leaf joined the channel, finally spoke.

Qiu Musu started with a chuckle: "Of course it's my rule, Yiye."

The voice was deep, as if affectionate.

This gorgeous voice... Ye Xiu was dazed for a moment, then he frowned, opened a can of drink and took a couple of sips, all as sugar supplements.

Qiu Musu and One Autumn Leaf are both veteran CVs in the middle of the circle. The two have gone through a bloody road to today. Each has a large number of diehard fans and a strong support club, but their styles are not quite the same. .

One Autumn Leaf's voice is changeable, according to the private statistics of fans, it has been determined that there are more than six types, both male and female, old and young, are well-deserved masters of the voice-changing department. It's a bit gentle, but when you listen to it for the second time, a certain kind of gorgeous breath that you don't know is strong will hit your face.If you ask Su fans why they like Qiu Musu, the vast majority of Su fans still can only express their excitement with a brain-dead look. love him forever.

The two have a strong sense of drama, and their ability to pull people into the situation every minute is hard to distinguish.

Even though he had cooperated indirectly several times, Ye Xiu was still flickered by this voice.

"Okay, okay. Your territory, I'll listen to you. Then," Ye Xiu made an expression of spreading his hands, and after he answered helplessly, he deliberately leaned against the microphone, lowered his voice, and asked in a slightly hoarse voice: "Qiu Musu, Mr. How do you want to punish me tonight?"

There is still a long and lingering hook at the end.

"Just say something to me." Regardless of the fans howling and turning over this leaf, Qiu Musu's reaction was flat.

"What are you saying? Surely it's not just 'Happy Birthday', right? First off, I won't obey if there is no minimum limit. I'm a very moral person." Ye Xiu was serious.

"It won't be difficult." Qiu Musu replied.

"It's really not difficult? Your sentence is a few words, don't you know how to ask for tongue twisters or read the Great Compassion Mantra without panting?"

"No, no, do you think I have no limit like you?"

"Can this be counted as a congratulatory gift from me?"

"Punishment and gift, of course, have to be counted separately!"

"That……"

"Then you should speak quickly!" Zhu Yanxia roared angrily after being whetted by the Tai Chi-like dialogue.But at this time, neither Su Fan nor Ye Fan had any radicals to come out and complain, because everyone was highly synchronized with her mind and stood firmly on the same front, resisting the two great gods who were playing with others on the opposite side.

"So impatient." Qiu Musu sighed and changed his tone, "Okay! Then, Yiye──"

"Quick, call, me, old, attack."

Qiu Musu paused every word, and deliberately said in a low tone, as if lying lazily on the bed, raised eyebrows, hooked fingers and beckoned One Autumn Leaf to serve the bed, with arrogance and righteousness in his bones, and the fans who listened were full of love on the spot fell down.

Wind and rain under the umbrella: Old Gong! ! (sprinkle flowers)

Lord Grim under the umbrella: Old Gong! ! (sprinkle flowers)

Tangtang under the umbrella: Old Gong! ! (sprinkle flowers)

Ye Xiu was silent for a moment, then he continued with a smile: "Yes, good."

Crowd: ...

"...Ha ha." Qiu Musu's green light turned on for a moment before speaking, obviously bowed down by this powerful shamelessness.

"... Yiye Dashen." Chasing Haze was very weak, "Do you know what event is going on today?"

"Huh?" Ye Xiu suddenly realized, "It's Mr. Qiu Musu's birthday party."

"...yes, so you should?"

"Persuading birthday stars to sing? Of course there is a singing party in YY's birthday celebration." Ye Xiu answered naturally.

"Wrong, the special guest of the birthday party is Da Ye. You should fulfill the wish of the birthday star." Qiu Musu took the words.

"Oh, you mean not to sing?" Ye Xiu pretended to be surprised, "Everyone will be very disappointed."

"I don't—" Qiu Musu paused, seeing the bursts of crying from fans, "Hey, okay, sing, sing, sing."

He sighed: "Being messed up by Yiye, time is running out. Thank you everyone for celebrating my birthday, then I'll pick a random accompaniment, and we'll leave after singing."

"Okay, let's welcome the singer Qiu Musu." Ye Xiu clapped at Mai, staying out of the way.

Zhu Yanxia could only silently write the sentence "Ye Shen can not only grab the female CV job, but also the host" on the public screen.

"What are you talking about, of course you have to sing with me."

"Only us singing? How about choosing someone who everyone can sing?"

Zhui Yanxia thinks this kind of ending is good, and she has a sense of participation: "Okay, okay!"

"Then let's play the March of the Volunteers!"

Qiu Musu had a tacit understanding: "I'll find an accompanist."

Ye Xiu laughed and hummed a few times in contentment.The fans' eyes were full of tears, desperately brushing Su Da not to, just begging Qiu Musu not to play with One Autumn Leaf like this, they won't make a date!Don't dare to ask for the charm of the green fox, but choose patriotic songs, azalea is also good!At least I can sleep at night.

When interacting with fans in One Autumn Leaf and Chasing Haze, Qiu Musu quickly chose the accompaniment—so fast that it is suspected that he has ulterior motives.

When the prelude sounded, the fans got excited, and the corners of Ye Xiu's eyes twitched, feeling inexplicably so bitter, he covered his face and sighed deeply.

Qiu Musu exploded with quick hands, taking advantage of the short prelude to post the first verse of the lyrics on the channel, and shouted affectionately to Ye Xiu: "Come on Yiye!"

"I……"

"Or... are you afraid?"

"...I just want to say, well chosen."

The girls consciously didn't brush off the lyrics posted by Qiu Musu, but Ye Xiu had no doubt that the wolf in their hearts had already run wildly on the prairie, their heads filled with impassioned bullet screens.

──Damn it, look at it like a tiger.

Ye Xiu glanced at the lyrics again resignedly, took a deep breath, pressed F2, and sang the first note together with Qiu Musu.

──Unfortunately, I can't understand the lyrics.

As a result, because the two great gods couldn't understand the lyrics, and they wanted to sing the original Japanese version, this erotic song, which is juxtaposed with majesty, was sung sporadically, which was horrible.

According to the memories of the fans of Messy in the Wind, it sounded like two men were singing "Woo la Gua one two three, Ji Li Gu lu eyeson me" almost in sync with each other with their unbearably beautiful voices. God can at least understand English.

With such a funny song, Ye Xiu can almost imagine that the forum will build tall buildings again tonight, and once again repeat the old saying "I didn't expect that after so long, the great god Qiu Musu and One Autumn Leaf are still powerless". The old stories were picked up and told, accompanied by various [笑出翔.gif] brushes flew up.

Ye Xiu didn't take it seriously, he had a premonition that this kind of scene might turn out, and originally planned to give out a welfare tonight as an apology for being late, but fortunately Qiu Musu understood and didn't choose any serious songs.

However, it was not only he and Qiu Musu who had his image shattered, he felt a little embarrassed about Qiu Musu who was torn into the water...

Ye Xiu covered his heart and pondered for a moment, and finally came to the conclusion that "I didn't find any guilt at all" without any psychological barriers.

He let out a breath, changed his clothes to go out, and turned on the heater to warm up the cold and empty room.After slipping into the bathroom with his clothes in his arms and taking a quick shower, Ye Xiu clattered back to the computer with his wet black hair on his head, stepping on his slippers, intending to brush up a copy and then turn off the lights to rest.

Unexpectedly, there was a small icon at the bottom of the screen flashing non-stop, swiping the sense of presence.The default Q number automatically logged in by the computer is Jun Moxiao. There is no contact person on this account. Because the girls in the umbrella group chat all over the world for many years, he set no reminders. There will be reminders at this time, and there is only one crew left. group.

[Artist] Small hands are cold: the reaction of the covetous tiger is very good.

[CV] Qiu Musu: That was the dark history of bundling with One Autumn Leaf in my life...

[Later] Lord Grim: You sang very well.

[Director] Mu Yuchengfeng: Lord Grim!

[Propaganda] Chasing Haze: Worship God!

[Screenwriter] Soft Mist: Praise God!

[Artist] One Inch Ash: Worship God!

…………

[CV] Qiu Musu: Are you here?

[Later stage] Lord Grim: Yes.

[CV] Qiu Musu: I saw you went to the birthday party.Come so late, work overtime?Thanks for your hard work!

[Later stage] Lord Grim: It’s okay.By the way, happy birthday to Qiu Musu. [/cake]

[CV] Qiu Musu: Thank you! [/shy]

[Director] Mu Yuchengfeng: This familiar feeling of the two-person world... [Manual bye]

[Propaganda] Chasing Haze: With so many GN swiping the screen and spreading flowers, God Su only sees Lord Jun Moxiao... [doge]

[Screenwriter] Han Yanrou: Mu Mu, did you ask Jun Mo about that matter?

[Later] Lord Grim:?

[Director] Mu Yuchengfeng: That's it, wasn't it originally scheduled to release the teaser video on Sunday night?But because the original author's birthday is on Friday, we are discussing whether we can release the preview as a congratulatory gift... Can it be completed before Thursday?

[Propaganda] Chasing Haze: Lord Jun... Will the time be too tight?

[Later stage] Lord Grim: Okay, let me try.

[CV] Qiu Musu: Thank you Lord Grim for your hard work.

Thursday...then I have to rush to work now - I won't be able to sleep again tonight.

It turns out that the penalty for being late is waiting here.

Ye Xiu re-planned the time, took out a few cans of black coffee from the refrigerator and placed them next to the screen, ready to turn on the lights and fight at night.Before closing the window, he glanced at the new message window that just popped up.

Mu Yuchengfeng: I'm sorry, are you busy with work?I can't wait a few more days...

Lord Grim: It's all right.Instead, don't stay up late, go to bed early. [smoking]

Mu Yuchengfeng: By the way, thank you for going to my brother's birthday party tonight.Staring at a tiger is very nice to hear, especially refreshing! ^o^

Ye Xiu pursed his lips, smiled without any meaning, scooped up a thin blanket, rolled it into a ball and pressed it against his stomach, and typed slowly with one hand.

Lord Grim: You asked me to be a guest, how dare I be absent.

In the final analysis, One Autumn Leaf and Qiu Musu were not very familiar.

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