How to break into Liaozhai

Ma Xiao also went with the lantern, no surprises and no dangers, his wife came back peacefully, and then it was Huo Ke's turn. Huo Ke had hoped for some excitement to touch his numb and painful heart, so he smoked one No.5, the first four all came back safely, so it can be seen that the road is not interesting.

Sure enough, he came to the Hall of Ten Kings without encountering any danger. When he was taking the tribute, he suddenly had an idea, Zhu Erdan was left behind him, so he might as well play tricks on him, so he put away all the tribute.

Walking out of the Hall of Ten Kings, leaving behind a piece of pastry that he needed, and throwing the rest into the snow, he swaggered back.

When Huo Ke came back, Zhu Erdan was the only one left. He was the last one. Everyone didn't expect him at all, but everyone else went. According to the procedure, he had to go too.

Zhu Erdan was walking on the road, shaking his head and thinking about writing a new poem, but his thinking was not sensitive, and he had no literary talent. After brewing in the Palace of Ten Kings, he couldn't find any elegant words to compose a poem.

When he entered the temple, he saw a cluster of extinguished bonfires on the ground, leaving a dark mark. He took the lantern and walked to the altar. He wanted to take a pastry back, but he didn't want to touch it again and again. He didn't even touch a pastry. When I arrived, all the plates were bare.

How can this be done? If he goes back like this, how can he prove that he has been to the Ten Kings Hall?Others should have thought he was lying.

Zhu Erdan is an honest person, and after walking around the temple, he thought, I have to bring a piece of evidence back to prove that I have indeed been here.

He looked around with the lantern and saw the clay sculpture of the judge under the left corridor. He laughed and said, "It's you. I'll carry you back to prove that I've been here." After stamping out the lantern, he picked up the clay sculpture of the judge with both hands. Like, he walked out with a babble.

Taking advantage of the snow and moonlight, he walked slowly but steadily, and the clay sculpture of the judge on his back was as immovable as a mountain.This clay sculpture is very rough, with a hollow in the middle, so it is not too heavy, but because of this roughness, it makes the judge's face even more terrifying.

The judge has a fiery red beard, a turquoise face, big Tongling eyes, two clusters of erect black eyebrows, and a red official robe. He is lying on Zhu Erdan's back, carrying him step by step towards the villa.

At this moment, the judge's clay figurine's eyes suddenly blinked, and their bones began to roll.

He looked down at the scholar who was carrying him on his back, and thought, you bastard, where are you going to carry the statue of the official?He has countless clay sculptures in the human world, and only with these clay sculptures can he eat incense from the human world as offerings.He has no time to take care of this ruined temple in Yangxin County on weekdays, and he hasn't been here for hundreds of years, but that doesn't mean he won't notice that the clay sculptures and offerings have been stolen.

About an hour ago, he felt that the snacks enshrined in the temple were being stolen one by one. He didn't want to pay attention to it, but now all his clay sculptures were stolen, which was too much.

When he came down in person, he wanted to see which gang of desperate bastards dared to break ground on his head.

Zhu Erdan wiped the sweat from his forehead, wondering why he suddenly felt so much heavier?

But he didn't think about it that much, he only thought that he was carrying a heavy load and it was due to too much physical exertion.

He thought with a smile, carrying this statue back, they would not think he was lying, he had really been to the Hall of Ten Kings.

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The wind and snow were still outside, and the house was warm and harmonious. Everyone was drunk listening to the prostitute singing, and sang a few lines along with it from time to time.

At this time, Huo Huan asked worriedly: "Why hasn't my cousin come back? It's been longer than Brother Wang's time. Did he also fall asleep in the temple?"

"Stupid people have stupid blessings, what can he do?" Huo Ke sneered, he threw away all the cakes in the Ten Kings Hall, let's see how that idiot Zhu Erdan dealt with this situation, could it be that he was holding a lantern in the Ten Kings Hall Look in the corners of the corners to see if there are any fallen pastries.

The others were not worried about Zhu Erdan, and said one after another: "We have all been there, and nothing happened. What can happen to him as the last one?"

Just as he was talking, he heard the boy guarding the gate outside say lost his soul: "Young Master Zhu is back—"

Soon, the stairs creaked, as if some powerful wrestler had climbed the stairs, everyone put down their wine glasses and looked curiously, seeing that it didn't matter, they immediately dropped their wine glasses in fright.

He saw a Yan Luodian judge wearing a red official robe, blue-green skin, and a fiery red beard slowly revealing his head.

The prostitutes were timid, screaming, and stood up one after another to hide.

Wang Rui choked on his throat with a sip of wine, and after a quick look, he recognized that it was just a clay sculpture, but at first glance, it was very bluffing.At this time, the others also saw clearly that it was just a clay sculpture, and they breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhu Erdan stepped up to the last step, panting: "I, I went to the Ten Kings Hall, but, but there was no pastry, so I carried it back..."

Huo Ke was furious: "Why are you carrying it back?"

"I'm afraid you will say that I haven't been to the Ten Kings Hall, so I recite it as evidence." Zhu Erdan wiped his sweat and said, "How, do you believe it?"

The statue of the judge stood at the head of the stairs, holding the book of life and death in one hand, and the judge's pen in the other, looking coldly at everyone.

There is such a thing, how to drink and have fun, just looking at it is a disappointment.

Wang Rui said: "I believe it, I believe you have been to the Ten Kings Hall. There are also small items in the Ten Kings Hall. Why are you carrying such a heavy one?"

"Other things, such as candlesticks, are also available in other places, and this is the only one."

"Okay, we know you've been to the Ten Kings Hall." Wei Xingxian said in a troubled voice, "What should we do now? We can't let it stay here, can we?"

Zhu Erdan patted his chest: "It's easy, I'll move it back again!" As he said, he really picked up the portrait of the judge, turned around and was about to go downstairs.

Wang Rui got up to stop him: "Don't worry, put it aside first, and send it back in a carriage when it dawns."

Huo Ke is annoyed when he sees Zhu Erdan now, so he presses down on Wang Rui: "He wants to, leave him alone, let's continue drinking."

Wang Ruidao: "Zhu Erdan, you brought the judge here, you can't say nothing, decorate wine and meat and go back to offer, and also offset our crime of taking other people's tribute. I hope the judge will not punish you."

Wei Xingxian laughed and said: "Brother Wang is still thoughtful, we really have to show something when we take other people's tribute." He asked the servant to pack the wine and meat, tied the burden, and hung it on the judge's arm.

The judge sniffed the smell of wine and meat, and thought to himself, hmph, for the sake of you being scholars and sincere apology, let me forgive you once, otherwise you will have to record a few disasters under the names of your life and death books.

Seeing that he was ready, Zhu Erdan carried the judge on his back and went downstairs like a thud.