I am not human

There was a thunderstorm, and the torrential rain filled the sky and the earth in an instant.

It took Liao Qingshu a long time to regain the existence of his legs, and he supported himself tremblingly. He just got up when he heard the sound of "Xi Xi Suo Suo" coming from his room, and he was so frightened that he fell back on his stomach in an instant. .

There is someone in the room!

Liao Qingshu was horrified to realize this, and her first reaction was to run away—the ones who would appear in the house at this time were either the murderer or the snail girl, and he was not so naive as to think it was the latter!

From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the box of "Body Protection Artifacts" that Hua Fei sent, and Liao Qingshu was so happy that he rushed to tear off the sealing tape, pulled out a rectangular packing box, and rushed downstairs.There were clear footsteps behind him, and he knew that his movement must have been heard by that person.

It was raining heavily outside the building, and the bean-sized raindrops were falling down desperately, but Liao Qingshu didn't care about it, she rushed into the rain and rushed towards the path in a panic.The rain covered his eyes, and he was frightened again. When he realized it, he had run into a dead end. He had no choice but to dodge and hide behind a pair of trash cans with big bellies. The moment was filled with despair.

At the moment of life and death, he didn't bring his mobile phone!

This is no different from not taking the grandson monkey with you when you learn the scriptures!Without a mobile phone, what can he use to rescue soldiers? Is it by shouting?

If Liao Qingshu had taken courses such as "Communications Law", "Long-distance Communication Skills" or "Basic Communications" when he was in school, he would have known that not only Sun Houzi and mobile phones could save soldiers, but also Thousands of miles of sound transmission and telepathy.Too bad he didn't.So at this moment, he could only resign himself to his fate and choose to save himself, burying himself in the study of the "artifact of body protection" in his hand.

Liao Qingshu's only advantage at this time is that he has chosen a good position for himself.The two big-bellied trash cans in front of him are always in the corner of the community. They stand side by side in a small space. The walls on three sides are covered with a roof. They are very concealed and can also keep out the rain. Otherwise, he would have to worry about the treasure in his hand. Waterproof or not.Lowering his head to open the packing box, he carefully pulled out the "bodyguard" out of the box, but the moment he saw the real thing, his expression immediately became embarrassed.

Long, cylindrical, with two balls on the top, and a handle at the end...

How did such an unharmonious thing get off the assembly line?

Liao Qingshu only felt hot on the face, silently looked at the packaging box again, and made sure that the scientific name of this thing was "Xiao Guang Cannon" and not "massage stick".

The corners of his eyes twitched and twitched, and he finally held the thing in his hand.With the full trust of "Hua Fei will definitely not harm me" and the firm determination of "If he harms me, I will be a ghost and I will not let him go", he unfolded the instructions with a solemn face, and followed the instructions Turned on the switch. The columnar body of the "Little Light Cannon" immediately began to vibrate hummingly, and even the egg on the top also spun.

Liao Qingshu covered her face.This thing is really not harmonious!

According to the instruction manual, the two eggs will glow to varying degrees after being turned on, and the attack can be launched when both eggs glow with strong golden light.However, after waiting for a long time, Liao Qingshu didn't see any egg that seemed to be glowing, so she tried it twice, but the result was equally disappointing.

What about the "down-to-earth" and "simple, convenient and easy-to-use" that you said?Or is it that this thing is originally a massage stick, but it was accidentally put on the wrong assembly line?

Reluctantly, Liao Qingshu rummaged through the paper box again, wanting to see if there were any supplementary manuals or warranty cards.Unexpectedly, after a long time of pouring out, a mobile phone with a keyboard the size of a palm was poured out. Looking at the PHS that I had used in the early years, there was a line of small characters on the back of the mobile phone: The special mobile phone for consultation and complaints of the technical service department of Wanwu College—your voice, we are always available. can hear.

Attached is a small card, congratulations to him for winning this limited edition trial plane that comes with a random gift while supplies last. The card is turned over and there is a QR code for the questionnaire, which was ignored by Liao Qingshu——whatever PHS It's still a small apple, and it's a good phone if it can make a phone call!

He only thought that he had bumped into his fate and should not die, so he immediately used this PHS to call the academy's security department.Unexpectedly, as soon as the number was dialed, a gentle female voice came out of the mobile phone: "This is a special mobile phone for consultation and complaints of the Technical Support Department of Wanwu College. Please do not use it for other purposes. If you have any comments or suggestions, welcome Call XXXXXXXXX, we can hear your voice anytime."

...the desperate cry in my heart, did you hear it?Did you hear that? !

Liao Qingshu wanted to cry but had no tears, so she went to his sister's luck.

In desperation, he had no choice but to try to call the customer service number of the technical service department, frantically pressing keys all the way, and went straight to the manual service. Because of two operational errors, he chose the English service and Yaozu Common Language service by mistake, wasting precious time. When he was trying to survive, he was so angry that he wished he could slap himself to death.

Finally, after another piece of soothing and elegant music that made people want to die, the mechanical female voice on the phone was replaced by a tired and impatient little brother's voice: "Hello, artificial number 1314, what can I do for you? "

"Please call the police for me!" Liao Qingshu immediately said, "There is a serial killer chasing me now! Please help me contact the security department of Wanwu College!"

"Huh? What the hell?" The brother on the other end raised his voice.

Hearing the distrust in the other party's tone, Liao Qingshu hurriedly said: "Really, I'm being hunted down now! I don't have a mobile phone! I can only ask you for help! Please help me contact the security department. I'm not a liar, I'm an isolated class's……"

The younger brother on the opposite side paused for a moment, then said indifferently: "Liao Qingshu?"

"How do you know..." Liao Qingshu was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly realized: "You can't be... Jiufang Ziyan, right?"

The other person didn't answer, only heard Jiufang Ziyan yelling at others.Soon, Jiufang Ziyan's voice returned to the phone: "Where are you now?"

"Lane 36, Xiangyin Road... I'm behind the trash bin on the north side of the community." Liao Qingshu gratefully held the PHS in his hand: "Thank you very much, please call the security department for me quickly..."

"I don't have that much time to spare." After Jiufang Ziyan finished speaking, he heard a "bang", and the phone was hung up.

"Eh?" Liao Qingshu was stunned.

I don't have that spare time... What do you mean?

His hands and feet were cold, and he didn't want to think about it, but suddenly felt a strong tingling pain on the back of his neck, Liao Qingshu's breathing was stagnant - it was that man who came after him!

He quickly held his breath and kept pushing back, hoping to minimize his sense of existence.Amidst the sound of rain filling the eardrums, a clear sound came through the rain curtain. It was the sound of metal hitting the ground, getting closer.Liao Qingshu took a deep breath, shrank her body nervously, and brushed her palm unconsciously from the pocket, feeling a round and hard touch.

It was that ruby.In the world of mountains and seas, the ruby ​​given to him by Langgan.

Liao Qingshu touched the round jade, and a thought came to her indistinctly.But before he could figure it out, an invisible force suddenly grabbed him, pulled him out of the cramped hiding place, dragged him for more than ten meters, and threw him on the ground.Liao Qingshu was thrown to the ground, and just raised her head in a daze, when she saw a big bird with flames flying towards her not far away!

He was so frightened that he woke up all of a sudden, stood up in a hurry, took out the piece of jade before he could think about it, and swiftly drew out the three barrier seals that Jiufang Ziyan taught him in his dream.All of a sudden, he saw the red light on the jade, and a misty red enchantment blocked in front of him.

Liao Qingshu heaved a sigh of relief, but before he could finish his breath, the vulture made of flames had already rushed to him, its sharp mouth and sharp claws tore the fog-like barrier to pieces in a blink of an eye!

Sure enough, copycats are unreliable!

Liao Qingshu closed her eyes in despair, not daring to see her end.

However, after waiting for a long time, the severe pain in his imagination never greeted him.

Liao Qingshu opened one eye tentatively, and found a transparent but thick barrier blocking her body, the surface was slowly rippling, like a wall made of rainwater.The vulture thumped and bit the barrier ferociously, but couldn't get over it no matter what, and the flames on its body became weaker and weaker under the beating of the rain.

Liao Qingshu blinked blankly, not understanding what happened.

At this moment, there was a loud noise, and a ray of golden light shot out from behind, brushed dangerously past Liao Qingshu's cheek, and precisely hit the flame vulture's body.

The vulture let out a whine, fell softly to the ground, turned into a silver bullet, and melted into the rain in the blink of an eye.Liao Qingshu turned her head in disbelief, and saw that Jiufang Ziyan had appeared behind her at some point, straddling a red battery car, holding the jade talisman in one hand, and the small light cannon that Liao Qingshu had just dropped on the ground in the other. The two eggs at the top of the light cannon are faintly glowing with golden light.

"Lvshu is fearless, I really can't teach you." Seeing Liao Qingshu's dumbfounded appearance, Jiufang Ziyan was furious, "What are you doing there, as a watcher? Why don't you hurry over here!"