The Emperor and the Rabbit

The little rabbit walked very fast, and soon slipped into the palace.In just a few days, it committed several shocking crimes!

On the first night of entering the palace, a frenzied disappearance of eunuch uniform occurred in the palace!

The little rabbit knew that he had to disguise himself to enter the palace, so when an eunuch was taking a bath in the bathhouse late at night, he turned into a rabbit and stole the eunuch's uniform.

The eunuchs and guards on duty had never seen anyone except the murdered eunuch, and the eunuch's appearance in only underpants was too funny. Suddenly, the case spread throughout the palace, and the fantasy color became more and more dense due to word of mouth. A powerful thief came from the Duo Palace.

Frightened by the strict guards, the little rabbit fell asleep in the woods wearing this dress, without realizing it.

On the second night after entering the palace, an assassination case of the emperor occurred in the palace!

The little rabbit who stumbled into the emperor's bedroom by accident discovered that the emperor's yang energy was left in the leftover meal left in the dragon case, which could be repaired, and decisively took away the emperor's tableware.

As soon as the emperor returned to the palace, he saw that the memorial on the dragon case was scattered all over the place, the books were scattered all over the place, and the stool was also tilted aside.

So, the guards circled three times inside and three times outside in groups, searching for a long time.

The queen mother and the emperor's seven aunts and eight aunts surrounded the emperor in the front hall to greet him.The little palace ladies and little eunuchs who came here with the masters made eye contact one after another: the powerful bandits really exist! ! !

After the search was over, the chief eunuch Wang Jing asked, "Have you caught anyone?"

Guard: "This subordinate is ineffective, and there is no clue yet."

Wang Jing asked again: "Is there anything missing?"

The guard replied sternly: "I only lost a tea set and a pair of bowls and chopsticks from Your Highness."

Wang Jing: "..."

emperor:"......"

The emperor raised his forehead: "That's all."

He was almost bored to death by the seven aunts and eight aunts in the harem!

Everyone dispersed, and that night, the legend of the powerful bandit spread throughout the palace again, saying that the bandit had a eccentric personality and liked to steal eunuchs' clothes and the emperor's utensils.He acted strangely without leaving traces, and has been at large.

The perpetrator, Xiaotu Jiyijing, slept soundly, but still didn't realize it.

Rumors also spread to the emperor's ears, but he always felt that the perpetrator of this incident was not a powerful thief at all, but a small thief who was an idiot to a certain extent.

But this kind of idiotic behavior inexplicably touched the emperor's cuteness...

This is the case for stealing the palace once, no matter how idiot is, he should be scared, right?

That's all, as a wise emperor, I will forgive you this time.

The emperor was very pleased with his kindness!

As a result, on the third night Xiaotuji entered the palace, the guards on duty rushed to the emperor and cried: "Your majesty, it's not good, it's not good!"

emperor:"......"

Emperor: "Tell me, what's the case this time."

No matter what he stole again this time, he felt that he had nothing to be angry about.

The guard on duty stammered: "Yes, it's a memorial theft!"

emperor:"!!!!!"

As a result, the kind-hearted emperor returned to the palace at night and got the result——all the papers he wrote all night were gone! ! ! ! !

Have you... seen the short Ann at four o'clock in the morning! ! ?

The emperor has seen it.

Wang Jing was at the side, faintly feeling that the emperor was enduring a murderous aura, raised his heart and asked timidly: "Your Highness, this..."

The emperor immediately breathed out fire: "Go! Call me the head of the Imperial Forest Army! If you can't track down this person, bring his head to me!"

I stole all the memorials, how can I govern the world like this!

Will I steal the Tiger Talisman next time? ! ! !

The emperor was very angry.