He said that he could go to Zhonghe Hell to find girls to play with at any time, but he couldn't pass the level of bull head and horse face alone.It is said that the official document from Yan Moting stated that all recent contacts with the kingdom of heaven must be personally approved by the superiors, otherwise they will not be released.
And after Bai Ze was shut down for the first time, he would obediently go through the process next time. The reasons ranged from visiting the cute girls in Zhonghe Hell to visiting Xiao Xiangxiang, and finally even going to Yan Mo Hall to help water the snapdragon water by the way. The wonderful excuse of several plants coming back as medicinal materials has been filled in, but the document that belongs to whether he can pass it is rejected every time.
Obviously, Momotaro would be able to go to Hell to gather herbs and pass smoothly. He also asked Momotaro why he didn't take him with him.It was the first time that Bai Ze, who had always been lazy, wanted to say back so much. Wouldn't it be okay if he was willing to help?As long as he can go to hell to see... Look at those snapdragons that he obviously doesn't like but suddenly misses so much!
In the full moon of bliss, many immortals come to fetch medicine from time to time. After asking them, they all say that there is no such thing. Everyone can pass the customs smoothly and go to hell, except him.Bai Ze persevered and tried a few more times, but he took it for granted that all of them were rejected, and he was molested by the bull's head on his plump chest.
He said he was going to Zhonghe Hell to find a girl to play with, but the monthly salary was only [-] yen and the payday hadn't come yet, so no matter how he looked at it, he couldn't go to the Wenrou Township to spend time and drink.Knowing well that the reason why he has been making various attempts is the longing engraved in the bone marrow.
He hasn't seen him for almost half a month, and no matter how exaggerated the text messages, such as facial paralyzed ghosts and unicorn idiots, have never responded to deliberately irritate him. Obviously, he should rush to Taoyuan Township angrily to beat him. .
On the contrary, Ah Xiang and the others often come here to see him, but whenever he asks about the ghost lamp, they just reply "The New Year is approaching, Mr. Ghost lamp is busy recently, so you can't come here?" Words of comfort.And those comforting words were like dropping a drop of water onto the dry land to him, without any substantial help.
He sat listlessly by the medicine table, squinting his eyes and lying on the table staring at the mobile phone screen in a daze.During this period, he tried chasing after all kinds of girls who came to the store for consumption, usually girls with short black hair who looked a bit fierce, but the heat always dissipated after two days, and he couldn't get up to continue sending. All kinds of text messages to pursue each other.Then, as expected, he was roughly slapped several times by the girl who came to the store again. The reason was nothing more than how he could play with other people's feelings casually.
Every time Momotaro came back from outside and saw Bai Ze with swollen cheeks applying medicine for himself, he would always return a troubled look, and once accidentally heard him muttering to himself, "I really miss~ here How long has it been since a girl came over to give you a slap. I don’t know what will happen if the middle lady comes to get the medicine.” Then she cast a sympathetic look from the corner of her eye.
So, who is Zhong?I feel Momotaro-kun's tone is a little scared.While thinking about this matter, Bai Ze unconsciously beeped and pressed the keypad of his mobile phone, and sent another message with the text "Rhinoceros!"Unicorn!Facial paralysis! ’ and other meaningless curse words to the ghost lamp.
At this moment, the door was suddenly slammed open, and in the backlight, there was a girl with her hair tied up in a beautiful bun standing there, her face darkened and she seemed to be in a bad mood.
"Ah, I smell you from a long distance away." The sound of finger bones rattling incessantly came from my ears, as if I was warming up before some terrible exercise: "Sure enough, you, the scumbag, are back. "
Accompanied by the clear and sweet voice, it was the vigorous fist that broke through the wind.Don't think that if it's a girl, it's a powder fist, it's definitely a thunderous blow.
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Buzz, oh Ge~~~~~~~~.
Hearing the vibration and the scream of the snapdragon from the side, Ghost Lantern picked up the mobile phone that was placed aside and turned it on to look.Sighing and rubbing his frowning brows, he closed his phone and didn't read the junk message.
As soon as he returned to Hell, he took the sleeping person directly to Taoyuan Township for resettlement.He was so worried about losing Bai Ze twice in this world, so he simply threw him to the kingdom of heaven. Momotaro will see that he won't get lost this time, right?
After confirming that Bai Ze was safe and just had a slight concussion, he asked Momotaro to take care of him. At least his work was much more reliable than that guy who slept like a pig.After confessing some trivial things, he rushed back to Hell non-stop to deal with the things accumulated during the three-day vacation.
In order to prevent the guy who couldn't control himself from running around again, he drew up a simple official document, with only one article in it, that is, as long as Bai Ze said that he wanted to pass, he would not be allowed to pass.So in fact, Bai Ze couldn't pass no matter what reason he filled in, so he could only stay in Taoyuan Township to recuperate.As for the customs clearance documents filled with various strange reasons, they were sent to the ghost lamp and used as a joke when the other party was busy.
In short, this business was in the dark, and after the ghost lamp came back, Yan Mo, whose skin was taut, was much quicker in making a verdict.Coupled with the fact that the New Year is approaching, a group of people choked to death on rice cakes, did not keep warm and froze to death, and died suddenly of a heart attack. It was too late to deal with the mountain of official documents, and there was no time to take care of Bai Ze.Even so, he still asked Momotaro to come and take fresh blood and medicinal materials back to Taoyuan Township on time every day.
In a flash, half a month has passed, and all the business messages on the phone have been read, except for the message from that person, he has never opened it, and even if he has never opened it, he can probably guess what the other party sent to scold him.
In fact, as long as he opens the mirror, he can see the idiot get rid of the pain of longing. It is full of temptation like Pandora's box, but he knows that once he opens it, he will be overwhelmed by the heat that is about to overflow his chest, and he can't help it. I want to take a step forward to Taoyuan Township to see his mood.
Because of this, you can't rush to go at this moment, so as not to do any behavior beyond the rules.
"Master Ghost Lantern, that..." Tang Gua came from the door after the rest time was over, holding a bunch of rare medicinal herbs that were simmering in the cold: "I just met Master Chun at the door, and he asked me to take the thousand-year-old snow lotus and Some medicinal materials unique to the Eight Cold Hells will be delivered to you."
"Thank you, it's getting late, let's go down and rest first."
He reached out and hugged the medicinal materials and put them on the cart, ready to file the official documents and then go back to the room to sort out the pile of medicinal materials. Whether it was weighing the slices or determining the dosage, he took care of them all and handed them over to Momotaro.He tore off the note pasted on the pile of medicinal materials, and there was only a short sentence on it: "Bahan is nothing important."
Thousands of years have passed since such a thing happened, no matter how dull Chun Yi is, he somehow understands that the ghost lamp still can't forget what happened that day, so he voluntarily disappeared in front of him.The action was so thorough that even when Ghost Lamp occasionally went to Bahan Hell to inspect, Chun Yi, who held the real power of Bahan after the incident, tried to avoid him as much as possible.
Originally, he always looked like a pure and innocent boy, but he became a little more stable overnight.At least he knows how to hide his thoughts. Although he still doesn't know the point, he is indeed a lot more mature than the one who would directly tell the whole plan in the past.
It's not so much that Chunyi minds that the ghost lamp can't let go, it's better to say that he can't face the assistant officer who looks more gloomy than before as calmly as before.For him, my sister helped Western Hell for him and used the ghost lamp's trust in him to poison the food.
"Don't hide there, since you haven't gone back, come out and talk."
The ghost lamp yelled to the shadow at the end of the corridor, and the guy who looked the same as a thousand years ago, except that he looked a little more mature, walked out from behind the big pillar in a dingy manner.
"Hey——! How do you know I'm hiding there?" Scratching his head, Chun Yi thought he was hiding well and said, but unexpectedly, he was discovered by the ghost lamp: "Seeing that you are holding your breath when you pass by."
"You came here specially from the eighth cold to deliver medicinal materials, right? Thank you for your hard work. Even though the corridor is much cooler than the outside, you will feel the cold air on your body as soon as you get close to it."
"I didn't intend to send it, but the door was blocked by ice and snow." He was not a particularly pretentious person at first, but as soon as Chun Yi opened his chatterbox, he talked about the recent ice sculpture conference, and then he was like As if finding that his nerves were miswired, he picked up the topic: "By the way, the wind and snow have been particularly heavy recently, so I will probably be the one who will bring the medicinal materials over these few days."
Ghost Lamp raised his forehead slightly, not expressing anything in particular.In fact, he never told Chunyi that he shouldn't think so much about a single cell, and he didn't mean to blame him at all from the beginning.But seeing how hard he tried to hide from himself, he didn't have the kindness to tell the other party that he didn't mind.
"I heard that Bai Ze-sama is back."
A few days ago, he suddenly sent a letter from Bare Hell asking for rare medicinal materials such as thousand-year-old snow lotus and snow toad, so he curiously asked the envoy who came to Bare Hell a few more words.
Although it is not very clear what happened thousands of years ago, the fact that Bai Ze rescued the ghost lamp is not a big news, and almost everyone in hell in Japan knows about it.And since then, Bai Ze has completely disappeared from Taoyuan Township.According to the gossip that the jailers circulated in private, most of them believed that the beast had gone back to Kunlun Mountain and would not come back again.
"Yes, but that white pig can always lose itself at every turn, so I threw him to Taoyuan Township to take care of him." Ghost Lantern gently stroked the head of Zashiki Doji who had sneaked over to him at some point, while Said: "Thanks for your hard work. I heard that the thousand-year-old snow lotus is very difficult to pick. Except in the coldest places in Bahan, it can only be found. It usually grows on steep cliffs."
Although he didn't quite understand why the topic turned to pigs, he had long heard that the first assistant officer in hell loved animals so much, he never thought he would love animals so much, even the pigs in Taoyuan Township were so caring.
"It's okay, but it would be even better if Lord Ghost Lantern would like to return me a meal of pork or beef curry, and chicken curry is also fine. It's best to have 饢饢, I haven't eaten that for a long time."
It's a pity that Chunyi's aggressive request may not be realized in a short time. Ghost Lantern was about to reply "I don't have time these days, let's make it for you sometime." when the cell phone rang inappropriately.
The caller seemed to be Momotaro, and after talking with him on the phone, Ghost Lamp stretched out his big hand and grabbed the mace in the cart, and quickly told Zashiki Doji to ask Tang Gua and the others to file the files and put the medicinal materials in his room. After the trip, he rushed to Taoyuan Township without even saying goodbye.
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"Did you see that? That philandering bastard is just as stupid as he is."
Holding the mobile phone, she flashed the stupid picture of Bai Zeshi on the screen and showed it to Bai Zeshi. The girl clutched her belly and laughed.
Every time I see that divine beast enshrined in the temple with a face that I don’t know how to describe, I feel very comfortable, although the days of their relationship have been so long that she almost forgot when I met that guy in the tea shop, What kind of smile did he use to pursue her.
Bai Ze fell to the side, holding his slightly cold palms on his swollen cheeks with tears in his eyes. Since the girl almost pressed the phone screen to his eyes, he was forced to stare at the strange photo of the stone statue.Although he knew that his name was derived from a Chinese mythical beast, he never expected that Japanese temples would be made in such an ugly shape, which didn't look majestic at all, but rather funny.
By the way, who is this girl?Wearing two tall buns in the shape of buns, being cute is one of his favorite types, but the ultra-violent one is even worse than that scary evil ghost!
As soon as he came in, he punched and kicked him, and forced him to look at the pictures of these strange stone statues.Moreover, the girl was obviously laughing at the Shiraize stone statue in this photo, but he just felt that the other party seemed to be laughing at him, all kinds of uncomfortable.
Seeing that the humiliation was enough, the girl put the phone back in front of her and fiddled with it, as if she was looking for something, and after searching for a while, she said, "Ah, I found it! Look, he looked really stupid when he got drunk once. It was photographed by me."
This time, what was stuck in front of his eyes was a man lying on the bed with a naked upper body and a blushing face drunkenly.From the perspective of the photo, you can see that the other party is sticking his face sideways on the messy quilt, slightly squinting his phoenix eyes and smiling stupidly at the corners of his mouth.
What concerned him the most was that the person in the photo was almost [-]% similar to himself in terms of appearance and clothing, the only difference was that he had a red eye totem on his forehead and waist, with nine eyes from top to bottom. It was so strange and beautiful, and there was a feeling of nostalgia from the bottom of my heart.Unconsciously, he reached out to touch the screen, as if by doing so he could touch the figure of the person in the photo.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the finger moved forward, the girl withdrew the phone and took it far away, condescendingly looking down at him as if looking at a dung beetle that specializes in piling up dung: "It seems that you have completely forgotten, pain It’s not exciting to beat a person who has forgotten everything. Haven’t you ever thought about remembering it?”
Bai Ze swallowed his saliva. If eyes could kill, he felt that he would have been cut to pieces by the girl in front of him.I don't know what the "Bai Ze" in the photo did to her. There is such a deep hatred that needs to be hated endlessly.
"So... who the hell are you?"
"I am Zhong, although I really don't want to admit it, but I am indeed your ex-girlfriend a few lifetimes ago—that is, the stupid mythical beast whose lower body thinking thought it could continue to harm other women and survive tenaciously."
So, he was originally a divine beast?No wonder the man in the photo has so many eyes, he thought in disbelief.And it's all about this, it seems that Zhong really hates his former self... Uh, it seems that he doesn't like it now either.Besides, the other party said it so clearly, I feel that if I deny that the stupid beast she described is me, I will be beaten again.
"Back to the topic just now, don't you even want to remember? What happened before."
Zhong's eyes are very beautiful, especially now that her almond eyes are wide open, and when she squats down and looks at him seriously, she has to say that she is really cute. If her personality is not so violent, her charm will definitely be full marks.This unexpectedly coincides with his evaluation of the ghost lamp in his heart. It seems that he was also very self-abuse in his previous life, and he was surrounded by violent elements.
"I am living a happy life now. Master Wudao Zhuanlun has always been very kind to me. But in fact, I am still a bit regretful. The fact that I was not able to wear the wedding dress has always been in my heart."
The scene that was originally a little warm, suddenly changed to a little gloomy after the ending sound.Zhong squeezed Bai Ze's face hard, and pulled it away from left to right, the already painful cheeks suddenly ached even more.
"So you idiot, hurry up and think about it, so that I can go to Taoyuan Township anytime and anywhere to beat you until your mouth is full of blood! I haven't been able to use paper-cutting into a weapon to cast a curse for thousands of years. When you think about how to counter the curse, I will I will curse you to death every day!"
Zhong sat on Bai Ze's stomach and kept pinching his face, but what the pinched and yelled person felt was not anger, but the unique tenderness of this girl named Zhong, she was caring for him in her own way .So he stretched out his hand, not to pull away the little hand that pinched his face and made him feel painful, but to caress her cheek with light makeup and soft hair to comfort her gently.
"The memory of my previous life is not something I can recall if I want to." His gentle tone reminded Zhong of the two who were still dating. Fortunately, the scumbag can only make a duck-like voice with his face pinched by him, otherwise The lethality of this voice should be astonishing: "Is there any way for Xiaozhong to help me recover the memory of my previous life?"
"Master Wudao Runlun may know, he seems to have told me about this knowledge."
The King of the Wheel of the Five Paths used to read a lot of books for his practice. Although he only specialized in returning souls and summoning ghosts in the end, he also learned a lot of remote knowledge because of this, so he can be called erudite.Zhong talked on the phone while talking, and it seemed that he planned to sit on Bai Ze's stomach and talk on the phone.
Bai Ze hurriedly begged for mercy: "Xiao...Xiaozhong, can you get me up first? The floor is a bit cold, and you're sitting so hard that I can hardly breathe."
God knows that his stomach has never been very good. Although his food intake has been very small so he didn't eat much for breakfast, he will really vomit if Xiaozhong doesn't wake up again.
"Bastard, do you mean I'm fat?" Zhong glared at him, but luckily the phone was broadcasting so that a new round of tragedies did not happen: "Hello? Sir? It's me, Xiaozhong."
When the Five Paths Wheel-Turning King spoke, Xiaozhong's tone was a little softer than usual.Maybe it's because of my personality that I don't like to beat around the bush, so I asked straight to the point: "It's like this, I'm with that bastard... ah, it's Bai Ze. I want to ask if you know a way to make the soul remember the past life?"
"Ah? Turn on the loudspeaker?" Zhong obediently pressed a button and turned it up to the loudest, so that Bai Ze could also hear the voice of the five-way runner king: "Okay, please continue."
"Lord Bai Ze? Long time no see. I am the wheel-turning king of the five realms who is in charge of the final trial in the Hall of Ten Kings, and Xiaozhong is my assistant officer. Although it is a bit late, I hope Xiaozhong didn't treat you too rough." After a brief self-introduction, I continued with the question just now and cut into the topic: "As for the way to remind you of your past life, maybe you can find the answer when you return to your hometown China. I have read about the "Sansheng Stone" in ancient books. Although Japan has the Joruri mirror, its function is limited to reflecting the behavior of that world.”
After all, Bai Ze is Chinese, so he has naturally heard similar legends in popular books: "Does this "three-life stone" refer to the kind of thing that often appears in novels? It feels like something that can be found in Chinese hell."
"No, as far as I know, there is no such thing in the Chinese Hell. In fact, there is no concept of sinful karma like the one often written in novels. If you have not redeemed your sins, you cannot reincarnate, so there is no need to let The deceased recalled their previous life or the previous life...etc., which will only prolong the working hours of the trial." Suddenly, it seemed that they had talked too much, and a shy laugh came from the microphone: "Sorry, it's related to the profession. Accidentally talking too much. In short, what Master Bai Ze is looking for is not in the Chinese hell."
There was the sound of drinking tea from the opposite side, and it was a bit dry to think that it was too long.
"Huh... As for the real "Three Lives Stone", there should indeed be some. After all, there are detailed records in ancient books that if you touch that stone, you can recall every life submerged in the torrent of history, which means that someone really recalls the past. memory." Wudao Zhuanlun Wang paused, as if he was trying to recall the description of the Sansheng Stone in the book, and finally sighed: "Oh, there is no detailed record in the ancient books of the exact place. Not very clear either. Sorry I couldn't be of much help."
Hearing this, Bai Ze quickly replied with a smile: "It's okay, at least I know where the things are in China, and it will be easier to find them after I have a direction."
There was silence on the other side of the microphone for a while, and the five-way runner seemed to be hesitating for something, and he didn't let Zhong hang up the phone.Zhongda blinked and stared at the screen of the phone, as if he was used to waiting for the final order from his boss who didn't know whether to say he was indecisive or naturally meek.
"I don't know if I should say something or not." After waiting for a while, the voice finally came from the microphone again: "Master Bai Ze, have you thought clearly about the matter of recovering your memory?"
"To be honest, I'm a little hesitant." Bai Ze rubbed his brows. In fact, he has been thinking about this matter since just now: "I'm worried that if I think about it, I will no longer be mine."
It's a bit abstract, but it's about what the five wheel-running kings hesitated just now.It's a pity that Zhong couldn't understand, she just felt as if she had been fooled.He obviously made this phone call for this idiot just to remind him of the past, but in the end he said he would give up after a few words, what is that?
"Tell me clearly, what's it like if you don't think about it until now?"
The five-path wheel-turning king who knew him very well immediately stopped the girl who was about to make a big move: "Xiaozhong, can you come back quickly? A few more dead escaped just now. Also, don't forget to talk to Bai Ze My lord, take the medicine I asked you to pick up. I still have important things to deal with here, so I'll hang up first."
"it is good."
Although Zhong really wanted to beat up that guy who didn't know what his head was, but since it was the request of the Five-Dao Wheel-Turning King, he couldn't ignore it.She rudely snatched the medicine he handed over from Bai Ze, and left without looking back after leaving the cost of the medicine, lest she change her mind and beat him up.
On the way back to hell after leaving the full moon of bliss, the phone rang again.After picking it up, the voice of the five wheel-running kings rang in my ears.
"Xiaozhong, I hope you can understand Master Bai Ze about the matter just now. This kind of matter really needs to be considered carefully." His steady voice can always calm Zhong's impetuous mood: "You think, if he bears those memories You can get the profound wisdom when you were an ancient beast, but he is no longer him, but the unique beast "Bai Ze" that carries all the past. This is for Master Bai Ze who is only a human now Not necessarily a good thing.”
Regarding the battle thousands of years ago and the reunion of Bai Ze's soul, Zhonghe Wudao Zhuanlun King was one of the few insiders and assisted in many related matters.Since he is an expert in returning souls and understands a lot about souls, besides running around looking for the spirits of plants and trees with the help of wood spirits, Ghost Lantern also came to him many times to ask for knowledge about souls. .
"I see."
Zhong Li grabbed a fleeing dead person in front of him, and the dead person was thrown by this strange force like a basketball drawing a parabola in the air, and was thrown back to the judgment hall and landed in front of the five wheel runner kings.
"You're right, it's just that I can't help but feel agitated when I see that bastard's stupid look like he doesn't know anything."
Zhong hung up the phone and stared at the five wheel runners standing in front of him without blinking his big eyes.Recklessly stepping on the dead man's back to prevent him from escaping again, he tilted his head slightly and showed a lovely smile to the man who had always taken good care of her.
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"Momotaro, let's get glucosamine and medicine for back pain...," the middle foot had just stepped off the blissful full moon, and Bai Ze had not had time to recover from the murderous atmosphere. Sun’ pushed the door open and walked in unceremoniously: “Ah, you didn’t tell us when you came back.”
"Fenghuang, he doesn't remember us at all, it's just his reincarnation." Halfway through the speech, the old man suddenly turned a little grim, and he thumped his waist a few times and then continued, "Let's not talk about that, I have been suffering from severe back pain recently, please give me some medicine to relieve it!"
"Me too, please treat my frequent urination first." Fenghuang pulled a chair and sat down casually as if he had entered his own home, and twisted his buttocks a few times as if he was enduring something: "Just wait a minute and borrow a toilet by the way." , I’ve been holding back all the way since just now.”
"So I told you not to bear it, go ahead!" Qilin rolled his eyes in an unbearable look: "As an auspicious beast, if you are sent to the hospital for a bladder explosion later, let's see where you put your old face .”
"It's just that my avatar is a child, so I don't care so much." Fenghuang took out a bun, took a bite, and said shamelessly with a cute face: "Maybe the nurse sister thinks I'm cute and will give me a few more buns." Candy, maybe even concoction will add licorice for me."
"Nurse sister? You are old enough to be the ancestor of their grandpa's grandpa's grandpa."
Bai Ze found that if he didn't stop these two long-winded "grandfathers and grandchildren", maybe they would just treat the Bliss Full Moon as their own and talk about cross talk until the end of time.
"Wait a minute, so who are you?"
Bai Ze probably only speculated that these two were Phoenix and Qilin, but this fact was too mythical for him to believe.Although I have seen a lot of immortals these days, like Yang Jian, the true master of the Miaodao of Qingyuan, once rode a roaring dog to get eye drops from him. It is said that the eyes on his forehead accidentally ran into the sea when he was traveling in the Dragon Palace. Throughout the day, it seems that having too many eyes is also a problem.
However, it is still very surprising to see such a famous auspicious animal that often appears in folklore and various wild history books appear in front of your eyes.Qilin looks a little normal, at least in line with his age. As for the other child who pretends to be tender and good-looking, it is surprising that the Phoenix is a phoenix. Although it is not a big deal for a divine beast to be able to transform freely, but it is so fair to pretend to be tender. It's the first time I've seen it.
"Didn't I just say that we are here to take glucosamine and cure back pain and frequent urination Qilin and Phoenix." Before the name, I added a string of words that would make those who have fantasies about mythical beasts hear it, and Qilin looked calm. He asked, "It's you, are you also called Bai Ze in this life?"
"That's true, but I don't remember being "Shirasawa" before."
Bai Ze suddenly thought that the question about the Sansheng Stone just now might be answered if he asked these two divine beasts who had spent a long time between heaven and earth.
"The King of the Five Ways of Turning the Wheel just mentioned to me that if you find the Sansheng Stone, you can recall the past. However, the exact location is unknown. I wonder if you two know the whereabouts of the Sansheng Stone? By the way, Phoenix you Can you go to the toilet first? It’s uncomfortable to see your butt twisting on the chair all the time, what if you pee later?”
Although Momotaro would clean it up even if he pissed out, he still decided to grab the tender phoenix and throw it into the toilet.Then turn around and start preparing the medicine they need, and listen to what Qilin has to say by the way.
"I remember it was in Kunlun, the hometown of our mythical beasts, but I don't know exactly where it is in Kunlun. I heard that Shennong borrowed it and didn't know what to do with it. Anyway, there was no news after that, because I couldn't use it. So we don’t really care about this matter, I guess it’s better to ask Fuxi or Nuwa about the whereabouts of this thing. Let’s wait and see what Fenghuang has to say, maybe he knows more than me.”
Fenghuang came out of the toilet with a relaxed expression on his face, and he no longer looked awkward when he walked.The toilet door was very thin, and the discussion outside was clearly heard, so as soon as he came out, he continued what Qilin had said.
"Qilin, are you confused? Kunlun belongs to the realm of the gods. If such an incomplete soul enters, it will probably be crushed directly by the barrier. The assistant officer in hell managed to make up for him. Are you anxious? Do you want him to die?" Taking out another bun and taking a bite, Fenghuang continued inarticulately: "It's not a bad thing to live blindly like this, why think about it?"
The space barrier of Kunlun Mountain was set up by Fuxi, and only the gods can come and go freely. If the residents of other worlds, especially the demons and ghosts, try to force their way in, they will be directly torn apart by the barrier.The ancient enchantment stretches from ancient times to the present, and its power is still extraordinary.
Back then, Ghost Lantern went to Kunlun to formulate the laws of hell, but he couldn't get in. He had to sit on a panda and wander around the mountain gate looking for help from idle gods. Afraid to return empty-handed.
"You said you were blind and you suggested that to him..."
"For those memories that you don't even know are important or not, you are betting on the soul that others have worked so hard to obtain, have you thought it through?"
"I... I don't know, but I don't want to just do nothing."
Living like this is tantamount to deceiving one's ears and stealing one's bell. Thinking of that person's attitude of protecting some valuables, I feel anxious for a while.Although he didn't know why he threw himself to Taoyuan Township, he vaguely felt that retrieving his memory would break the gap between them that always seemed to be there.
"Among the six worlds, only divine beasts can break the space restriction and come and go freely. If you have thought it through yourself, I can take you to Kunlun. When you caught me just now, I took the opportunity to test the Qi in your body. It is logical. It is said that the little divine beast aura you have left is showing signs of gradually recovering, maybe you can hide it from Fuxi's barrier."
The reason why Fenghuang used such harsh words just now was to test Bai Ze's determination. After all, the Fuxi barrier is very unfriendly to existences other than gods.
Seeing Bai Ze's serious face, Fenghuang couldn't help laughing: "I used to see you with an unserious expression, but I never thought you would have such an expression. It seems that that little brat from hell has trained you well. That's good, so I won't let you go on." Harm to all females. In the past, you only got 60 points as long as you were a female. To me, you are like Xiaobai who followed Momotaro's three. Qilin and I are both old bones and still want to help you Wipe your ass."
"It's too ugly. I just think that every girl is soft and cute, so they are very friendly to women. I believe that "Bai Ze" must think so."
Although I don't know what kind of virtue I have when I was a divine beast, but I must say a few good words for him with the same feeling of liking girls.
"Let's not talk nonsense, if you want to go, let's go." Naturally, the stingy beast who is budget-conscious will not let go of this opportunity to rip off: "Let's talk about it first, and then I will give me a year of glucosamine and frequent urination for free. medicine!"
When Qilin heard this shameless request, his face turned black, and he followed the two of them out of the house to watch the phoenix transform into a beast shape for Bai Ze to ride on his back.
"If you want to drive him there, I'll wait for Momotaro here. In case he doesn't find Bai Ze when he comes back, the lord of Hell in Japan may turn over the entire Taoyuan Township to find someone."
"That's right, I'll trouble you then. I'll go to Kunlun with Bai Ze."
Not long after seeing off Fenghuang and Bai Ze, Momotaro came back with a bamboo basket on his back. What Qilin didn't expect was that the other party's reaction was so strong when he heard the news. I pressed the button of the number with a rattling noise and didn't know who to broadcast it to, and I was very restless.
It's just a trip to Kunlun. Although it's a bit dangerous, it shouldn't matter if you have Phoenix to accompany you, right?If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have told him about Fuxi's enchantment, lest this man who looks like Bai Ze and his old mother worry about it.Unexpectedly, the person who was talking to him was even more excited. After a while, he came to the bliss full moon from hell to interrogate him.
Qilin began to regret why he didn't fly back to Kunlun with Fenghuang and the others, at least he didn't have to be a living target for old mothers and paralyzed ghosts and gods.
In short, he worked tirelessly to recount the original conversation with Fenghuang and Bai Ze several times, until he couldn't squeeze out any more clues, Ghost Lantern made a phone call and went back to ask for a paid vacation with King Yan Mo , ready to chase to Kunlun Mountains to catch back the white pig that could be lost even if it was thrown to Taoyuan Township.
Although he very much hoped that Bai Ze could remember, he didn't want it to be in this way.After all, no one knew what would happen to Bai Ze after he crossed the Fuxi barrier, so he had to catch up with them before then.
"Mr. Qilin, how long have they been leaving?"
"In this way, it will take about two hours. Kunlun Mountain is quite far away and won't arrive so quickly. Besides, they should not be able to fly in from the mountain gate openly. The defense there is very strict. Although Bai Ze has the smell of a beast, But if you check carefully
And after Bai Ze was shut down for the first time, he would obediently go through the process next time. The reasons ranged from visiting the cute girls in Zhonghe Hell to visiting Xiao Xiangxiang, and finally even going to Yan Mo Hall to help water the snapdragon water by the way. The wonderful excuse of several plants coming back as medicinal materials has been filled in, but the document that belongs to whether he can pass it is rejected every time.
Obviously, Momotaro would be able to go to Hell to gather herbs and pass smoothly. He also asked Momotaro why he didn't take him with him.It was the first time that Bai Ze, who had always been lazy, wanted to say back so much. Wouldn't it be okay if he was willing to help?As long as he can go to hell to see... Look at those snapdragons that he obviously doesn't like but suddenly misses so much!
In the full moon of bliss, many immortals come to fetch medicine from time to time. After asking them, they all say that there is no such thing. Everyone can pass the customs smoothly and go to hell, except him.Bai Ze persevered and tried a few more times, but he took it for granted that all of them were rejected, and he was molested by the bull's head on his plump chest.
He said he was going to Zhonghe Hell to find a girl to play with, but the monthly salary was only [-] yen and the payday hadn't come yet, so no matter how he looked at it, he couldn't go to the Wenrou Township to spend time and drink.Knowing well that the reason why he has been making various attempts is the longing engraved in the bone marrow.
He hasn't seen him for almost half a month, and no matter how exaggerated the text messages, such as facial paralyzed ghosts and unicorn idiots, have never responded to deliberately irritate him. Obviously, he should rush to Taoyuan Township angrily to beat him. .
On the contrary, Ah Xiang and the others often come here to see him, but whenever he asks about the ghost lamp, they just reply "The New Year is approaching, Mr. Ghost lamp is busy recently, so you can't come here?" Words of comfort.And those comforting words were like dropping a drop of water onto the dry land to him, without any substantial help.
He sat listlessly by the medicine table, squinting his eyes and lying on the table staring at the mobile phone screen in a daze.During this period, he tried chasing after all kinds of girls who came to the store for consumption, usually girls with short black hair who looked a bit fierce, but the heat always dissipated after two days, and he couldn't get up to continue sending. All kinds of text messages to pursue each other.Then, as expected, he was roughly slapped several times by the girl who came to the store again. The reason was nothing more than how he could play with other people's feelings casually.
Every time Momotaro came back from outside and saw Bai Ze with swollen cheeks applying medicine for himself, he would always return a troubled look, and once accidentally heard him muttering to himself, "I really miss~ here How long has it been since a girl came over to give you a slap. I don’t know what will happen if the middle lady comes to get the medicine.” Then she cast a sympathetic look from the corner of her eye.
So, who is Zhong?I feel Momotaro-kun's tone is a little scared.While thinking about this matter, Bai Ze unconsciously beeped and pressed the keypad of his mobile phone, and sent another message with the text "Rhinoceros!"Unicorn!Facial paralysis! ’ and other meaningless curse words to the ghost lamp.
At this moment, the door was suddenly slammed open, and in the backlight, there was a girl with her hair tied up in a beautiful bun standing there, her face darkened and she seemed to be in a bad mood.
"Ah, I smell you from a long distance away." The sound of finger bones rattling incessantly came from my ears, as if I was warming up before some terrible exercise: "Sure enough, you, the scumbag, are back. "
Accompanied by the clear and sweet voice, it was the vigorous fist that broke through the wind.Don't think that if it's a girl, it's a powder fist, it's definitely a thunderous blow.
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Buzz, oh Ge~~~~~~~~.
Hearing the vibration and the scream of the snapdragon from the side, Ghost Lantern picked up the mobile phone that was placed aside and turned it on to look.Sighing and rubbing his frowning brows, he closed his phone and didn't read the junk message.
As soon as he returned to Hell, he took the sleeping person directly to Taoyuan Township for resettlement.He was so worried about losing Bai Ze twice in this world, so he simply threw him to the kingdom of heaven. Momotaro will see that he won't get lost this time, right?
After confirming that Bai Ze was safe and just had a slight concussion, he asked Momotaro to take care of him. At least his work was much more reliable than that guy who slept like a pig.After confessing some trivial things, he rushed back to Hell non-stop to deal with the things accumulated during the three-day vacation.
In order to prevent the guy who couldn't control himself from running around again, he drew up a simple official document, with only one article in it, that is, as long as Bai Ze said that he wanted to pass, he would not be allowed to pass.So in fact, Bai Ze couldn't pass no matter what reason he filled in, so he could only stay in Taoyuan Township to recuperate.As for the customs clearance documents filled with various strange reasons, they were sent to the ghost lamp and used as a joke when the other party was busy.
In short, this business was in the dark, and after the ghost lamp came back, Yan Mo, whose skin was taut, was much quicker in making a verdict.Coupled with the fact that the New Year is approaching, a group of people choked to death on rice cakes, did not keep warm and froze to death, and died suddenly of a heart attack. It was too late to deal with the mountain of official documents, and there was no time to take care of Bai Ze.Even so, he still asked Momotaro to come and take fresh blood and medicinal materials back to Taoyuan Township on time every day.
In a flash, half a month has passed, and all the business messages on the phone have been read, except for the message from that person, he has never opened it, and even if he has never opened it, he can probably guess what the other party sent to scold him.
In fact, as long as he opens the mirror, he can see the idiot get rid of the pain of longing. It is full of temptation like Pandora's box, but he knows that once he opens it, he will be overwhelmed by the heat that is about to overflow his chest, and he can't help it. I want to take a step forward to Taoyuan Township to see his mood.
Because of this, you can't rush to go at this moment, so as not to do any behavior beyond the rules.
"Master Ghost Lantern, that..." Tang Gua came from the door after the rest time was over, holding a bunch of rare medicinal herbs that were simmering in the cold: "I just met Master Chun at the door, and he asked me to take the thousand-year-old snow lotus and Some medicinal materials unique to the Eight Cold Hells will be delivered to you."
"Thank you, it's getting late, let's go down and rest first."
He reached out and hugged the medicinal materials and put them on the cart, ready to file the official documents and then go back to the room to sort out the pile of medicinal materials. Whether it was weighing the slices or determining the dosage, he took care of them all and handed them over to Momotaro.He tore off the note pasted on the pile of medicinal materials, and there was only a short sentence on it: "Bahan is nothing important."
Thousands of years have passed since such a thing happened, no matter how dull Chun Yi is, he somehow understands that the ghost lamp still can't forget what happened that day, so he voluntarily disappeared in front of him.The action was so thorough that even when Ghost Lamp occasionally went to Bahan Hell to inspect, Chun Yi, who held the real power of Bahan after the incident, tried to avoid him as much as possible.
Originally, he always looked like a pure and innocent boy, but he became a little more stable overnight.At least he knows how to hide his thoughts. Although he still doesn't know the point, he is indeed a lot more mature than the one who would directly tell the whole plan in the past.
It's not so much that Chunyi minds that the ghost lamp can't let go, it's better to say that he can't face the assistant officer who looks more gloomy than before as calmly as before.For him, my sister helped Western Hell for him and used the ghost lamp's trust in him to poison the food.
"Don't hide there, since you haven't gone back, come out and talk."
The ghost lamp yelled to the shadow at the end of the corridor, and the guy who looked the same as a thousand years ago, except that he looked a little more mature, walked out from behind the big pillar in a dingy manner.
"Hey——! How do you know I'm hiding there?" Scratching his head, Chun Yi thought he was hiding well and said, but unexpectedly, he was discovered by the ghost lamp: "Seeing that you are holding your breath when you pass by."
"You came here specially from the eighth cold to deliver medicinal materials, right? Thank you for your hard work. Even though the corridor is much cooler than the outside, you will feel the cold air on your body as soon as you get close to it."
"I didn't intend to send it, but the door was blocked by ice and snow." He was not a particularly pretentious person at first, but as soon as Chun Yi opened his chatterbox, he talked about the recent ice sculpture conference, and then he was like As if finding that his nerves were miswired, he picked up the topic: "By the way, the wind and snow have been particularly heavy recently, so I will probably be the one who will bring the medicinal materials over these few days."
Ghost Lamp raised his forehead slightly, not expressing anything in particular.In fact, he never told Chunyi that he shouldn't think so much about a single cell, and he didn't mean to blame him at all from the beginning.But seeing how hard he tried to hide from himself, he didn't have the kindness to tell the other party that he didn't mind.
"I heard that Bai Ze-sama is back."
A few days ago, he suddenly sent a letter from Bare Hell asking for rare medicinal materials such as thousand-year-old snow lotus and snow toad, so he curiously asked the envoy who came to Bare Hell a few more words.
Although it is not very clear what happened thousands of years ago, the fact that Bai Ze rescued the ghost lamp is not a big news, and almost everyone in hell in Japan knows about it.And since then, Bai Ze has completely disappeared from Taoyuan Township.According to the gossip that the jailers circulated in private, most of them believed that the beast had gone back to Kunlun Mountain and would not come back again.
"Yes, but that white pig can always lose itself at every turn, so I threw him to Taoyuan Township to take care of him." Ghost Lantern gently stroked the head of Zashiki Doji who had sneaked over to him at some point, while Said: "Thanks for your hard work. I heard that the thousand-year-old snow lotus is very difficult to pick. Except in the coldest places in Bahan, it can only be found. It usually grows on steep cliffs."
Although he didn't quite understand why the topic turned to pigs, he had long heard that the first assistant officer in hell loved animals so much, he never thought he would love animals so much, even the pigs in Taoyuan Township were so caring.
"It's okay, but it would be even better if Lord Ghost Lantern would like to return me a meal of pork or beef curry, and chicken curry is also fine. It's best to have 饢饢, I haven't eaten that for a long time."
It's a pity that Chunyi's aggressive request may not be realized in a short time. Ghost Lantern was about to reply "I don't have time these days, let's make it for you sometime." when the cell phone rang inappropriately.
The caller seemed to be Momotaro, and after talking with him on the phone, Ghost Lamp stretched out his big hand and grabbed the mace in the cart, and quickly told Zashiki Doji to ask Tang Gua and the others to file the files and put the medicinal materials in his room. After the trip, he rushed to Taoyuan Township without even saying goodbye.
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"Did you see that? That philandering bastard is just as stupid as he is."
Holding the mobile phone, she flashed the stupid picture of Bai Zeshi on the screen and showed it to Bai Zeshi. The girl clutched her belly and laughed.
Every time I see that divine beast enshrined in the temple with a face that I don’t know how to describe, I feel very comfortable, although the days of their relationship have been so long that she almost forgot when I met that guy in the tea shop, What kind of smile did he use to pursue her.
Bai Ze fell to the side, holding his slightly cold palms on his swollen cheeks with tears in his eyes. Since the girl almost pressed the phone screen to his eyes, he was forced to stare at the strange photo of the stone statue.Although he knew that his name was derived from a Chinese mythical beast, he never expected that Japanese temples would be made in such an ugly shape, which didn't look majestic at all, but rather funny.
By the way, who is this girl?Wearing two tall buns in the shape of buns, being cute is one of his favorite types, but the ultra-violent one is even worse than that scary evil ghost!
As soon as he came in, he punched and kicked him, and forced him to look at the pictures of these strange stone statues.Moreover, the girl was obviously laughing at the Shiraize stone statue in this photo, but he just felt that the other party seemed to be laughing at him, all kinds of uncomfortable.
Seeing that the humiliation was enough, the girl put the phone back in front of her and fiddled with it, as if she was looking for something, and after searching for a while, she said, "Ah, I found it! Look, he looked really stupid when he got drunk once. It was photographed by me."
This time, what was stuck in front of his eyes was a man lying on the bed with a naked upper body and a blushing face drunkenly.From the perspective of the photo, you can see that the other party is sticking his face sideways on the messy quilt, slightly squinting his phoenix eyes and smiling stupidly at the corners of his mouth.
What concerned him the most was that the person in the photo was almost [-]% similar to himself in terms of appearance and clothing, the only difference was that he had a red eye totem on his forehead and waist, with nine eyes from top to bottom. It was so strange and beautiful, and there was a feeling of nostalgia from the bottom of my heart.Unconsciously, he reached out to touch the screen, as if by doing so he could touch the figure of the person in the photo.
Unexpectedly, as soon as the finger moved forward, the girl withdrew the phone and took it far away, condescendingly looking down at him as if looking at a dung beetle that specializes in piling up dung: "It seems that you have completely forgotten, pain It’s not exciting to beat a person who has forgotten everything. Haven’t you ever thought about remembering it?”
Bai Ze swallowed his saliva. If eyes could kill, he felt that he would have been cut to pieces by the girl in front of him.I don't know what the "Bai Ze" in the photo did to her. There is such a deep hatred that needs to be hated endlessly.
"So... who the hell are you?"
"I am Zhong, although I really don't want to admit it, but I am indeed your ex-girlfriend a few lifetimes ago—that is, the stupid mythical beast whose lower body thinking thought it could continue to harm other women and survive tenaciously."
So, he was originally a divine beast?No wonder the man in the photo has so many eyes, he thought in disbelief.And it's all about this, it seems that Zhong really hates his former self... Uh, it seems that he doesn't like it now either.Besides, the other party said it so clearly, I feel that if I deny that the stupid beast she described is me, I will be beaten again.
"Back to the topic just now, don't you even want to remember? What happened before."
Zhong's eyes are very beautiful, especially now that her almond eyes are wide open, and when she squats down and looks at him seriously, she has to say that she is really cute. If her personality is not so violent, her charm will definitely be full marks.This unexpectedly coincides with his evaluation of the ghost lamp in his heart. It seems that he was also very self-abuse in his previous life, and he was surrounded by violent elements.
"I am living a happy life now. Master Wudao Zhuanlun has always been very kind to me. But in fact, I am still a bit regretful. The fact that I was not able to wear the wedding dress has always been in my heart."
The scene that was originally a little warm, suddenly changed to a little gloomy after the ending sound.Zhong squeezed Bai Ze's face hard, and pulled it away from left to right, the already painful cheeks suddenly ached even more.
"So you idiot, hurry up and think about it, so that I can go to Taoyuan Township anytime and anywhere to beat you until your mouth is full of blood! I haven't been able to use paper-cutting into a weapon to cast a curse for thousands of years. When you think about how to counter the curse, I will I will curse you to death every day!"
Zhong sat on Bai Ze's stomach and kept pinching his face, but what the pinched and yelled person felt was not anger, but the unique tenderness of this girl named Zhong, she was caring for him in her own way .So he stretched out his hand, not to pull away the little hand that pinched his face and made him feel painful, but to caress her cheek with light makeup and soft hair to comfort her gently.
"The memory of my previous life is not something I can recall if I want to." His gentle tone reminded Zhong of the two who were still dating. Fortunately, the scumbag can only make a duck-like voice with his face pinched by him, otherwise The lethality of this voice should be astonishing: "Is there any way for Xiaozhong to help me recover the memory of my previous life?"
"Master Wudao Runlun may know, he seems to have told me about this knowledge."
The King of the Wheel of the Five Paths used to read a lot of books for his practice. Although he only specialized in returning souls and summoning ghosts in the end, he also learned a lot of remote knowledge because of this, so he can be called erudite.Zhong talked on the phone while talking, and it seemed that he planned to sit on Bai Ze's stomach and talk on the phone.
Bai Ze hurriedly begged for mercy: "Xiao...Xiaozhong, can you get me up first? The floor is a bit cold, and you're sitting so hard that I can hardly breathe."
God knows that his stomach has never been very good. Although his food intake has been very small so he didn't eat much for breakfast, he will really vomit if Xiaozhong doesn't wake up again.
"Bastard, do you mean I'm fat?" Zhong glared at him, but luckily the phone was broadcasting so that a new round of tragedies did not happen: "Hello? Sir? It's me, Xiaozhong."
When the Five Paths Wheel-Turning King spoke, Xiaozhong's tone was a little softer than usual.Maybe it's because of my personality that I don't like to beat around the bush, so I asked straight to the point: "It's like this, I'm with that bastard... ah, it's Bai Ze. I want to ask if you know a way to make the soul remember the past life?"
"Ah? Turn on the loudspeaker?" Zhong obediently pressed a button and turned it up to the loudest, so that Bai Ze could also hear the voice of the five-way runner king: "Okay, please continue."
"Lord Bai Ze? Long time no see. I am the wheel-turning king of the five realms who is in charge of the final trial in the Hall of Ten Kings, and Xiaozhong is my assistant officer. Although it is a bit late, I hope Xiaozhong didn't treat you too rough." After a brief self-introduction, I continued with the question just now and cut into the topic: "As for the way to remind you of your past life, maybe you can find the answer when you return to your hometown China. I have read about the "Sansheng Stone" in ancient books. Although Japan has the Joruri mirror, its function is limited to reflecting the behavior of that world.”
After all, Bai Ze is Chinese, so he has naturally heard similar legends in popular books: "Does this "three-life stone" refer to the kind of thing that often appears in novels? It feels like something that can be found in Chinese hell."
"No, as far as I know, there is no such thing in the Chinese Hell. In fact, there is no concept of sinful karma like the one often written in novels. If you have not redeemed your sins, you cannot reincarnate, so there is no need to let The deceased recalled their previous life or the previous life...etc., which will only prolong the working hours of the trial." Suddenly, it seemed that they had talked too much, and a shy laugh came from the microphone: "Sorry, it's related to the profession. Accidentally talking too much. In short, what Master Bai Ze is looking for is not in the Chinese hell."
There was the sound of drinking tea from the opposite side, and it was a bit dry to think that it was too long.
"Huh... As for the real "Three Lives Stone", there should indeed be some. After all, there are detailed records in ancient books that if you touch that stone, you can recall every life submerged in the torrent of history, which means that someone really recalls the past. memory." Wudao Zhuanlun Wang paused, as if he was trying to recall the description of the Sansheng Stone in the book, and finally sighed: "Oh, there is no detailed record in the ancient books of the exact place. Not very clear either. Sorry I couldn't be of much help."
Hearing this, Bai Ze quickly replied with a smile: "It's okay, at least I know where the things are in China, and it will be easier to find them after I have a direction."
There was silence on the other side of the microphone for a while, and the five-way runner seemed to be hesitating for something, and he didn't let Zhong hang up the phone.Zhongda blinked and stared at the screen of the phone, as if he was used to waiting for the final order from his boss who didn't know whether to say he was indecisive or naturally meek.
"I don't know if I should say something or not." After waiting for a while, the voice finally came from the microphone again: "Master Bai Ze, have you thought clearly about the matter of recovering your memory?"
"To be honest, I'm a little hesitant." Bai Ze rubbed his brows. In fact, he has been thinking about this matter since just now: "I'm worried that if I think about it, I will no longer be mine."
It's a bit abstract, but it's about what the five wheel-running kings hesitated just now.It's a pity that Zhong couldn't understand, she just felt as if she had been fooled.He obviously made this phone call for this idiot just to remind him of the past, but in the end he said he would give up after a few words, what is that?
"Tell me clearly, what's it like if you don't think about it until now?"
The five-path wheel-turning king who knew him very well immediately stopped the girl who was about to make a big move: "Xiaozhong, can you come back quickly? A few more dead escaped just now. Also, don't forget to talk to Bai Ze My lord, take the medicine I asked you to pick up. I still have important things to deal with here, so I'll hang up first."
"it is good."
Although Zhong really wanted to beat up that guy who didn't know what his head was, but since it was the request of the Five-Dao Wheel-Turning King, he couldn't ignore it.She rudely snatched the medicine he handed over from Bai Ze, and left without looking back after leaving the cost of the medicine, lest she change her mind and beat him up.
On the way back to hell after leaving the full moon of bliss, the phone rang again.After picking it up, the voice of the five wheel-running kings rang in my ears.
"Xiaozhong, I hope you can understand Master Bai Ze about the matter just now. This kind of matter really needs to be considered carefully." His steady voice can always calm Zhong's impetuous mood: "You think, if he bears those memories You can get the profound wisdom when you were an ancient beast, but he is no longer him, but the unique beast "Bai Ze" that carries all the past. This is for Master Bai Ze who is only a human now Not necessarily a good thing.”
Regarding the battle thousands of years ago and the reunion of Bai Ze's soul, Zhonghe Wudao Zhuanlun King was one of the few insiders and assisted in many related matters.Since he is an expert in returning souls and understands a lot about souls, besides running around looking for the spirits of plants and trees with the help of wood spirits, Ghost Lantern also came to him many times to ask for knowledge about souls. .
"I see."
Zhong Li grabbed a fleeing dead person in front of him, and the dead person was thrown by this strange force like a basketball drawing a parabola in the air, and was thrown back to the judgment hall and landed in front of the five wheel runner kings.
"You're right, it's just that I can't help but feel agitated when I see that bastard's stupid look like he doesn't know anything."
Zhong hung up the phone and stared at the five wheel runners standing in front of him without blinking his big eyes.Recklessly stepping on the dead man's back to prevent him from escaping again, he tilted his head slightly and showed a lovely smile to the man who had always taken good care of her.
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"Momotaro, let's get glucosamine and medicine for back pain...," the middle foot had just stepped off the blissful full moon, and Bai Ze had not had time to recover from the murderous atmosphere. Sun’ pushed the door open and walked in unceremoniously: “Ah, you didn’t tell us when you came back.”
"Fenghuang, he doesn't remember us at all, it's just his reincarnation." Halfway through the speech, the old man suddenly turned a little grim, and he thumped his waist a few times and then continued, "Let's not talk about that, I have been suffering from severe back pain recently, please give me some medicine to relieve it!"
"Me too, please treat my frequent urination first." Fenghuang pulled a chair and sat down casually as if he had entered his own home, and twisted his buttocks a few times as if he was enduring something: "Just wait a minute and borrow a toilet by the way." , I’ve been holding back all the way since just now.”
"So I told you not to bear it, go ahead!" Qilin rolled his eyes in an unbearable look: "As an auspicious beast, if you are sent to the hospital for a bladder explosion later, let's see where you put your old face .”
"It's just that my avatar is a child, so I don't care so much." Fenghuang took out a bun, took a bite, and said shamelessly with a cute face: "Maybe the nurse sister thinks I'm cute and will give me a few more buns." Candy, maybe even concoction will add licorice for me."
"Nurse sister? You are old enough to be the ancestor of their grandpa's grandpa's grandpa."
Bai Ze found that if he didn't stop these two long-winded "grandfathers and grandchildren", maybe they would just treat the Bliss Full Moon as their own and talk about cross talk until the end of time.
"Wait a minute, so who are you?"
Bai Ze probably only speculated that these two were Phoenix and Qilin, but this fact was too mythical for him to believe.Although I have seen a lot of immortals these days, like Yang Jian, the true master of the Miaodao of Qingyuan, once rode a roaring dog to get eye drops from him. It is said that the eyes on his forehead accidentally ran into the sea when he was traveling in the Dragon Palace. Throughout the day, it seems that having too many eyes is also a problem.
However, it is still very surprising to see such a famous auspicious animal that often appears in folklore and various wild history books appear in front of your eyes.Qilin looks a little normal, at least in line with his age. As for the other child who pretends to be tender and good-looking, it is surprising that the Phoenix is a phoenix. Although it is not a big deal for a divine beast to be able to transform freely, but it is so fair to pretend to be tender. It's the first time I've seen it.
"Didn't I just say that we are here to take glucosamine and cure back pain and frequent urination Qilin and Phoenix." Before the name, I added a string of words that would make those who have fantasies about mythical beasts hear it, and Qilin looked calm. He asked, "It's you, are you also called Bai Ze in this life?"
"That's true, but I don't remember being "Shirasawa" before."
Bai Ze suddenly thought that the question about the Sansheng Stone just now might be answered if he asked these two divine beasts who had spent a long time between heaven and earth.
"The King of the Five Ways of Turning the Wheel just mentioned to me that if you find the Sansheng Stone, you can recall the past. However, the exact location is unknown. I wonder if you two know the whereabouts of the Sansheng Stone? By the way, Phoenix you Can you go to the toilet first? It’s uncomfortable to see your butt twisting on the chair all the time, what if you pee later?”
Although Momotaro would clean it up even if he pissed out, he still decided to grab the tender phoenix and throw it into the toilet.Then turn around and start preparing the medicine they need, and listen to what Qilin has to say by the way.
"I remember it was in Kunlun, the hometown of our mythical beasts, but I don't know exactly where it is in Kunlun. I heard that Shennong borrowed it and didn't know what to do with it. Anyway, there was no news after that, because I couldn't use it. So we don’t really care about this matter, I guess it’s better to ask Fuxi or Nuwa about the whereabouts of this thing. Let’s wait and see what Fenghuang has to say, maybe he knows more than me.”
Fenghuang came out of the toilet with a relaxed expression on his face, and he no longer looked awkward when he walked.The toilet door was very thin, and the discussion outside was clearly heard, so as soon as he came out, he continued what Qilin had said.
"Qilin, are you confused? Kunlun belongs to the realm of the gods. If such an incomplete soul enters, it will probably be crushed directly by the barrier. The assistant officer in hell managed to make up for him. Are you anxious? Do you want him to die?" Taking out another bun and taking a bite, Fenghuang continued inarticulately: "It's not a bad thing to live blindly like this, why think about it?"
The space barrier of Kunlun Mountain was set up by Fuxi, and only the gods can come and go freely. If the residents of other worlds, especially the demons and ghosts, try to force their way in, they will be directly torn apart by the barrier.The ancient enchantment stretches from ancient times to the present, and its power is still extraordinary.
Back then, Ghost Lantern went to Kunlun to formulate the laws of hell, but he couldn't get in. He had to sit on a panda and wander around the mountain gate looking for help from idle gods. Afraid to return empty-handed.
"You said you were blind and you suggested that to him..."
"For those memories that you don't even know are important or not, you are betting on the soul that others have worked so hard to obtain, have you thought it through?"
"I... I don't know, but I don't want to just do nothing."
Living like this is tantamount to deceiving one's ears and stealing one's bell. Thinking of that person's attitude of protecting some valuables, I feel anxious for a while.Although he didn't know why he threw himself to Taoyuan Township, he vaguely felt that retrieving his memory would break the gap between them that always seemed to be there.
"Among the six worlds, only divine beasts can break the space restriction and come and go freely. If you have thought it through yourself, I can take you to Kunlun. When you caught me just now, I took the opportunity to test the Qi in your body. It is logical. It is said that the little divine beast aura you have left is showing signs of gradually recovering, maybe you can hide it from Fuxi's barrier."
The reason why Fenghuang used such harsh words just now was to test Bai Ze's determination. After all, the Fuxi barrier is very unfriendly to existences other than gods.
Seeing Bai Ze's serious face, Fenghuang couldn't help laughing: "I used to see you with an unserious expression, but I never thought you would have such an expression. It seems that that little brat from hell has trained you well. That's good, so I won't let you go on." Harm to all females. In the past, you only got 60 points as long as you were a female. To me, you are like Xiaobai who followed Momotaro's three. Qilin and I are both old bones and still want to help you Wipe your ass."
"It's too ugly. I just think that every girl is soft and cute, so they are very friendly to women. I believe that "Bai Ze" must think so."
Although I don't know what kind of virtue I have when I was a divine beast, but I must say a few good words for him with the same feeling of liking girls.
"Let's not talk nonsense, if you want to go, let's go." Naturally, the stingy beast who is budget-conscious will not let go of this opportunity to rip off: "Let's talk about it first, and then I will give me a year of glucosamine and frequent urination for free. medicine!"
When Qilin heard this shameless request, his face turned black, and he followed the two of them out of the house to watch the phoenix transform into a beast shape for Bai Ze to ride on his back.
"If you want to drive him there, I'll wait for Momotaro here. In case he doesn't find Bai Ze when he comes back, the lord of Hell in Japan may turn over the entire Taoyuan Township to find someone."
"That's right, I'll trouble you then. I'll go to Kunlun with Bai Ze."
Not long after seeing off Fenghuang and Bai Ze, Momotaro came back with a bamboo basket on his back. What Qilin didn't expect was that the other party's reaction was so strong when he heard the news. I pressed the button of the number with a rattling noise and didn't know who to broadcast it to, and I was very restless.
It's just a trip to Kunlun. Although it's a bit dangerous, it shouldn't matter if you have Phoenix to accompany you, right?If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have told him about Fuxi's enchantment, lest this man who looks like Bai Ze and his old mother worry about it.Unexpectedly, the person who was talking to him was even more excited. After a while, he came to the bliss full moon from hell to interrogate him.
Qilin began to regret why he didn't fly back to Kunlun with Fenghuang and the others, at least he didn't have to be a living target for old mothers and paralyzed ghosts and gods.
In short, he worked tirelessly to recount the original conversation with Fenghuang and Bai Ze several times, until he couldn't squeeze out any more clues, Ghost Lantern made a phone call and went back to ask for a paid vacation with King Yan Mo , ready to chase to Kunlun Mountains to catch back the white pig that could be lost even if it was thrown to Taoyuan Township.
Although he very much hoped that Bai Ze could remember, he didn't want it to be in this way.After all, no one knew what would happen to Bai Ze after he crossed the Fuxi barrier, so he had to catch up with them before then.
"Mr. Qilin, how long have they been leaving?"
"In this way, it will take about two hours. Kunlun Mountain is quite far away and won't arrive so quickly. Besides, they should not be able to fly in from the mountain gate openly. The defense there is very strict. Although Bai Ze has the smell of a beast, But if you check carefully
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