Xianxia special effects production team

"The Fairy Guild looking for me?"

"Did you say what happened?"

"Drink tea..."

"I'm still in the city, let them wait for a few days."

"There is no travel expenses, and I didn't bring much money when I went out in a hurry."

"Well, I bought dolls for you, and I didn't mess around."

"By the way, there is still a 1000 yuan short, please remember to pay it back for me, my idol brother Yan Tingqian, he has gone to the United States, just pay back the US dollars."

"Let me use spells, my body is weak and I can't use them."

"Send a special car to pick it up, don't say it earlier."

"It's all right? Then hang up, and help me pay the 20 yuan phone bill by the way."

Hua Lanlan: "Are you ready to go back? I haven't had enough."

Konoha: "Take you to drink tea."

Hua Lanlan: "Oh."

PS: Fairy Clubhouse: a clubhouse created by Konoha to manage fairies. After each fairy is born, he can go to the clubhouse to register as a member and get help from the clubhouse for free.Severe punishments will be imposed on member goblins who violate the rules of the clubhouse.There are not many wild goblins, and the guild hall specializes in dealing with wild goblins.Konoha is the first generation of the guild hall, who is elected every 20 years and has both civil and military skills.The hall is 518 years old.

The Fairy Guild Hall is not in the deep mountains.There are branch halls all over the world, but the main hall is located in a national forest park.The air is fresh and the scenery is beautiful. It is a good place for health preservation.

The car stopped at the gate of the park, and Hua Lanlan got out of the car first, and immediately shrank back when she saw the sentinel standing guard at the gate.

The two guards stood around the gate with guns in their hands. They were dressed in shiny camouflage uniforms, with straight waists, and they looked energetic.

They drew a horizontal strip with white characters on a red background above their heads, and wrote "Welcome to the National First-Class Forest Park", with a line of small characters on the lower right corner, buying tickets at the main entrance and prohibiting the back entrance.

In the guard room on the left sat a man reading a newspaper. On the back was the first page of "XX Daily", "There is no doubt about the safety of Hongmao Medicinal Liquor. We must stand on the height of national self-confidence and learn about Chinese medicine."

Hua Lanlan: "There were no such people when I came last time!"

Konoha: "Because you didn't go through the main entrance."

The goblin who was driving got out of the car and opened the car door for Konoha: "Please get out of the car, the first generation. We are under the passage barrier here, and humans cannot see us."

Konoha turned to Hua Lanlan: "Did you hear that? It's a common sense question."

Hua Lanlan: "..."

Konoha walked leisurely, Hua Lanlan looked here and touched there as if she had never seen the world.

Hua Lanlan: "The air here smells really good! I want to stay here for a while!"

Konoha: "The guild doesn't charge for overeating."

Hua Lanlan protested: "Are you such a bully?!"

Konoha: "It was stipulated by the 26th vice-chairman, because the 26th-generation chairman is too edible, which caused a shortage of funds."

The driver: "Fortunately, there are still two years left before the chairman resigns."

Hua Lanlan: "..." Is it really okay for you to complain like this...

After walking for an hour, I finally saw a pavilion.Konoha and the others came to a courtyard, where the president was drinking tea with several elders of the Senate.It’s true that there are rockery gardens and winding water, and tea is brewed leisurely in half a step here.

President: "Ah, the first generation is finally here, is the car still comfortable?"

Konoha: "It's not bad, the funds in the museum are quite rich."

President: "That's it. In the past few years, more goblins have been donated, and the income is good."

PS: The 26th generation president: the current president of the Goblin Guild Hall, No. 20th generation.Age 475 years old, prototype hamster, can eat.Depends on the vice president.

Konoha: "The next president finds someone who can do business. You should pay more attention to it. If you are soft on someone, what can you do if you can't get the president's seal?"

A drop of sweat dripped from the president's forehead: "Yes yes yes!"

Konoha: "Drink tea."

Elder No. [-] is old-fashioned: "The first generation, long time no see, the young man is still handsome."

Elder No. [-] is younger: "Come and drink tea, keep healthy!"

Elder No. [-] is younger: "I have nothing to say, sit down."

Konoha: "Yes."

Hua Lanlan: "Hi, grandpas!"

Everyone: "..."

The president has a flattering face: "The vice president is printing out what I want to tell you today, the first generation, please have a sip of tea and wait a while."

Konoha: "So you're not here for tea?"

Chairman: "Yes."

Konoha: "You won't send me WeChat?"

President: "I'm afraid you will block it."

Konoha: "Then I will block you now."

President: "..."

Konoha thought that the tea they were drinking was either Biluochun or Longjing, but when she lifted it up and smelled it, it turned out to be Bishengyuan's Changrun tea, her expression burst instantly.

The president laughed: "Well, the vice president said that I was overweight recently, and I wanted to drink this bowel cleanser. The three elders didn't pick their mouths, so they drank it together."

Muye handed the tea to Hua Lanlan: "I'll drink it for you, I'm picky."

Everyone: "..."

Konoha stayed away from the tea-drinking crowd, and sat on the edge of the pavilion, swiping her phone.To his delight, the CP building of Aidou and Xiongzi finally collapsed.Sure enough, his idol is a principled person, so he won't treat the little bear like this and that like what the CP fan in the building said.

The president looked at Konoha with a puzzled expression: "Why are there pink bubbles on the first generation?"

Hua Lanlan: "It's just a big deal."

Hua Lanlan silently closed CP Building's posts, set up a small Weibo account and opened a pit for idols and fans.

Several people were sipping tea leisurely, and the vice president showed up after a while.He held a stack of papers in one hand and a cup of tea in the other.

Vice President: "President, the document has been prepared, please take a look at it."

PS: Vice President: Assistant to the President and housekeeper, in charge of the finance and external liaison of the clubhouse.Execution ability is super high, and he is strict with himself and others.For details, refer to the 108 taboos of the president, which is specially tailored for the president.Prototype owl, aged 475 years.

The president yelled at Konoha: "First generation, it's your turn to play!"

Konoha looked away from the phone and swished to the stack of documents.

He retracted his gaze and gestured three fingers: "I only do three things, find the right one."

The president was a little flattered: "I thought it would be great if you agreed to do one in the first generation! You are such a good person!"

Konoha who received the good person card: "..."

Hua Lanlan: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

Konoha: "Shut up!"

The vice president took out the lowest piece of paper: "This is the S-level task of the guild hall."

Pulled out another piece of paper: "This is an SS-level mission."

The last one: "This is an SSS-level task."

"The top three missions in the guild hall are all here, so I'm here for the first generation."

Konoha: "...Do you still want to say thank you?"

Vice President: "I dare not be."

PS: S-level task: go to Mount Everest to pick a snow lotus flower - client xxx. (Because the altitude is too high, not all goblins can go up, and they are too lazy to go up.)

PS: SS-level task: to get the tears of love - the client witch grandma. (Tears of love are used to control love magic, and generally come from human couples. Because it is difficult to get close to humans.)

PS: SSS-level mission: [-] deep-sea star sands—the client is anonymous. (Deep-sea star sand is a specialty of the Mariana Trench. It is a fossil of fish eyes. Because the eyes of fish in the deep sea degenerate, the eyes are only the size of sand grains and glow. Because the Mariana Trench is too deep and the water pressure is huge, it is difficult to see Goblins sneak in, not to mention looking for fish eyes.)

Konoha went through the task once, with a calm expression.

Hua Lanlan: "Mumu, are you stupid?"

Konoha: "It's okay, I'll take you to eat ice cream later."

Hua Lanlan: "You are so kind!"

President: "How did the first generation think about it? The guild hall will reimburse the event expenses."

Konoha: "I want two-thirds of the commission."

President: "Okay! I'll give you everything!"

Elder No. 18 squinted his eyes: "It is recommended to change to other conditions, young man, I don't know how much inflation has increased from [-] years ago, so it is not worth it."

Konoha: "..." Ganqing has let go of the task for 18 years, what is the president doing now...

The president cried and hugged the vice-chairman's leg, pointing at the elder No. [-]: "He exposed me..."

Everyone: "..."

An unpleasant day passed like this, and Konoha felt physically and mentally exhausted.

Hua Lanlan: "Why do you want us to walk back, where is the car?"

Konoha: "Parking lot."

Hua Lanlan: "Don't forget the ice cream you promised me."

Konoha: "You apply for funding with Shitou first, and I will take you there. It is more difficult to borrow money these days."

Hua Lanlan: "Oh, wait a minute, you're going the wrong way!"

Konoha: "Then you take the lead."