As soon as I picked up the heroine's man, I ran away

Jiang Cheng was startled by Yin Yue's serious expression... This person...does he really want him to eat it?

He admitted that this prank was a bit too much, but Yin Yue is not blind, and he was also afraid that Yin Yue would bite down without seeing anything, so it would make it even more disgusting, and the nausea was obvious.

The big deal is that Yin Yue will not eat this meal, and it will have no effect on the protoss who can drink wind and dew.

However, that guy Yin Yue obviously didn't have any sense of humor, and his expression was so serious that he was a little scared.Of course, if Yin Yueqiang insisted on eating him, with his force value, there would be no room for resistance at all.

"Do you know what's wrong?" Yin Yue asked with a smile.

That smile was creepy no matter how you looked at it in Jiang Cheng's eyes.

Yulan, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly said: "Idiot, why don't you admit your mistake? Everyone has given you a step down, so why don't you build a ladder to climb up?"

Jiang Cheng was crying from the bottom of his heart: I don't want to come down, it's just... I was so frightened, it takes time to react!

Yulan: "..." This guy is so cowardly!

"Chengzhi..." Yin Yue called out in a low voice, walked in front of Jiang Cheng, and saw that the boy had no expression on his face, and his eyes were a little dull...Even though she knew that nothing happened to him, Yin Yue was still taken aback. Jump, the voice became softer, "I...I didn't intend to force you to eat this kind of thing, you...don't be afraid..."

"Hmm...um..." Jiang Cheng responded indiscriminately, his mind still a little knotted.

He wanted to make a joke at first, but then Yin Yue got serious without knowing the fun at all.It wasn't until the end that he realized that he was the only one who was serious, but Yin Yue's level of joking was too high... so high that he was completely frightened stupid.

Until that person softened his tone to himself, he still found it incredible.

I always feel that Yin Yue is very indulgent to herself.

Judging from the insights gained from his many years of professional experience, he is definitely not being self-indulgent.

That amazing guy Yin Yue... For some reason, I fell in love with him!

When he came back to his senses, he found that he was held in Yin Yue's arms at some point, and that man's chin was resting on his shoulder, which was a bit painful, and he could breathe...hitting him straight on the neck It's... a little itchy.

Hmm, this pose feels weird.

"Yin Yue, am I your long-lost brother?" With his knowledge, he still can't quite understand Yin Yue's inexplicable pampering and indulgence.

Yin Yue smiled: "How could that be?"

"That's... your long-lost... illegitimate son." Covering his face...

"Although I'm old enough, I haven't had anything with a woman yet." Therefore, Jiang Cheng couldn't be born.

This sentence can be said to be very cold.

Don't open it if you don't know how to joke!

Jiang Cheng thought so.

Not only can Yin Yue not know how to joke, she can't even take a joke well, she is a complete social idiot.He was only able to get along a little bit in a place with a relatively high value of force. In his own era... he was likely to be played to death in the workplace.

People with a clumsy tongue will always suffer.

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng sometimes looked at Yin Yue with a little more pity.

Yulan who silently sensed Jiang Cheng's heart: ...Pity Yin Yue, you really have a bright future, young man!

"It's getting late, Cheng Zhi should hurry back to the Hall of the Spirits." Yin Yue looked at the dark scene falling from the sky, and thoughtfully disposed of the food box Jiang Cheng sent over.

For the big brother who even throws away pots and frying spoons, Yin Yue throwing away a food box is already very frugal.

Jiang Cheng walked on the gravel road back with a lot of emotion. Although he has not been here for a long time, he has walked the road from the dining room to the Chenliang Hall several times, and he is familiar with it now.

His small courtyard is near the side hall of the Hall of the Spirits, and it is closer to the wall, so he likes to walk back by leaning against the wall. He can't meet anyone, and he doesn't need to make false claims, and it's easier.But...that road must pass through Laiqiting, and now it's officially dusk...his gossip seniors can't...

"Wow, the fifth brother came back alive!" The second brother yelled fearing that the world would not be chaotic.

"Well, it doesn't look like I have suffered any grievances." The senior brother leaned against the pillar and looked at Jiang Cheng carefully.

"Fifth Junior Brother, we just started a gamble, but in the end, everyone was betting that you would come back alive, so the gamble will not continue..." Fourth Senior Brother shook his head and sighed regretfully.

Only the third senior brother was the most normal, walking in front of Jiang Cheng in two or three steps: "The Emperor of Heaven didn't make things difficult for you, did he?"

Jiang Cheng shook his head.

"That's good." The third senior brother was expressionless, but his eyes softened, "Don't think they are very talkative, but they are actually very worried about you. Everyone... is all senior brothers who love you."

Jiang Cheng, who was still very touched at first, immediately exploded when he heard the word "love".

Yulan's words echoed in his ears several times, um... I feel a little hairy in my heart.

"Third Senior Brother...Although I am still young, I can take care of myself. You all...don't need to take care of me like that." Not to mention love...he is a big man, he will be disgusted, okay? ?

Third senior brother was slightly startled, and then smiled unexpectedly: "Fifth senior brother is only over 1 years old, so naturally he is too young."

Ten thousand-year-old Jiang Cheng: ... the protoss, they lived a little longer, but they have lived for tens of thousands of years, why are they still so immature?

Of course, the immaturity is not talking about myself, but the protoss elites who were confused by the heroine as my sister once said.

On the way back, he asked Magnolia for details about her age.

"Well... you are over 5000 years old now, and you look about 15 years old in the human race. Your senior brothers are all over 2 years old, and the master is slightly older, over 5 years old."

More than 5 years old?

Isn't that an old man over half a hundred years old?

Yulan knew all Jiang Cheng's thoughts, and it continued: "Actually, the age of the human race and the god race is not the same concept. The life of the human race is short, and those who live longer can be a little over a hundred years old, and they can live longer if they cultivate into a semi-immortal body." It’s only a few hundred years. If it’s a protoss, then it’s been a long time. Normal protoss don’t die of old age, some die in battle, some choose to sit down by themselves, and some live forever. They’ve lived for a long time... It will always be boring without pursuit. Not every god will fight for eternal life. Because they themselves have a long life."

This is really a joke... The human race is not enough to live, and the god race does not want to live.

"Wait..." When Jiang Cheng was pondering Yulan's words, he suddenly found a loophole, "You mean, a half-immortal body will only live a few hundred years longer than a human race?"

"It's usually like that."

"Then..." If Jiang Cheng remembers correctly, "When I borrowed Yin Yueyue's water mirror before, Yin Yue also said that although I have a half-immortal body, I am also mentally incomplete..."

If he is only a half-immortal, how can he survive for more than 1 years?

And the appearance is also what a [-]-year-old god of the protoss should look like.

Yulan was once again startled by Jiang Cheng's sensitivity. It carefully recalled what Yin Yue said at that time, and said: "Probably... Yin Yue also said at that time that you are the only one in the entire Maple Valley who transformed into a human form. From spirit to Doll, the time spent between these times probably accounts for a large part of your age. At that time, you were still alive, so that period of time cannot be excluded. So... Strictly speaking, you are more than 1 age."

What Jiang Cheng didn't ask was, how could the third senior brother know about such a thing?

Furthermore, is it possible that the third senior brother thought he was a protoss, and then judged his age based on his appearance?Then why should cabbage continue to talk about this age?

Incredible...

Cabbage is very mysterious, and it hides many things.

Yulan, who was drenched in cold sweat again: Just say you don't have to be so smart!Are you going to scare me to death?

"By the way, we can discuss cultivation matters today." Yulan changed the subject with a guilty conscience.

"You arrange it." Jiang Cheng didn't care about this kind of thing, as long as he didn't go crazy.However, it is a miracle that he can go crazy with such an indifferent mentality.

Yulan sighed, and on the other hand, she was also secretly happy because of Jiang Cheng's "indifference". As long as he didn't understand the way in it, then it could do things easily.

Influencing a person's cultivation is something that can be easily done.

Following Yulan's instructions, Jiang Cheng felt refreshed and his meridians were unobstructed after walking around the house for a week.In the past, I really was the kind who got stuck on the threshold, and it was very difficult to even enter the door.

Thanks to Bai Cai's knowledge, he was able to get started easily.

Cabbage also said that these methods are well established, and it takes a long time to learn one, probably because he wants to be more diligent.He just doesn't have the intention of constantly accepting new things, so he likes this mode of practicing a method repeatedly.

Learning cooking skills from Wen Tang during the day and "secretly" practicing at night seems to have become part of Jiang Cheng's inspirational life.

Of course, the truth is not so rational.

When he was learning cooking, a few seniors helped him make jokes.

When he was practicing, he fished every day and dried his net for two days, and his cultivation was very sloppy.

Yulan hated iron but steel: "You used to be considered an elite anyway, how can you be considered an elite now?"

Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the bed and eating oranges while reading the cultivation book recommended by Yulan: "Well... this book is very suitable for reading while eating fruits... Would you like to enjoy it?"

Yulan, who was fuming with anger: "..." I felt that I really praised Haikou before.Apart from his own awakening, this decadent guy seems to be hopeless!