The daily life of a Buddhist substitute [Rebirth]

Yan Min yawned.

Two episodes of the unknown TV drama on TV have finished. From the Golden Theater to the Midnight Theater, the heroine is running in the dark streets and alleys, and the bgm is gradually becoming frightening. Yan Min raised his eyelids, and saw a pale and black The big face met his gaze on the 65-inch LCD TV screen.

Yan Min: "..."

The drowsiness was completely frightened by this midnight terror, Yan Min turned off the TV and muttered softly: "... I guess I won't wake up?"

He locked Xia Yanzhou in the bedroom to sleep. He planned to go to the guest room to sleep overnight, but he was worried that the drunk would feel uncomfortable in the middle of the night, so he boiled a pot of hangover soup in the kitchen and gave it to Xia Yanzhou when he woke up.

This time it was twelve o'clock.

He went to the kitchen to put the hangover soup into an insulated soup box, took it to the living room, and decided to wait another half an hour.

It was cool at night, and even though the doors and windows were closed, she could still feel the coolness in the air. Yan Min nestled into the sofa, opened the blanket used to cover her stomach and covered her body, and put her head on the pillow.

Not wanting to fall asleep on the sofa, Yan Min yawned and took out the phone from the coffee table, squinted his eyes and opened Weibo.

The live broadcast accident that Xia Yanzhou suddenly appeared from his side just now was spread to the Internet for hype. The title was explicit and straightforward, saying:

The second young master demonstrated in public to declare his sovereignty and forcibly shut down the Tomato live broadcast room.

Most of the popular comments are touting "fairy love", "two good boys", "boyfriend's power", etc., and some are making colorful jokes, guessing what they are doing after the live broadcast is turned off, and there are very few dissatisfied voices Was drowned in tens of thousands of comments.

@tomato's stupid hair: I vomited, why did xyz come out again?Is it over?I just want to see Tomato, can't I? ?Whose live broadcast room is this? !

@我妈妈toma: Speechless, I would rather he not broadcast live than see the two of them show their affection

@晚前吃豆甜: I feel the same way, it’s too disgusting, watching a live broadcast is like eating shit, fuck it

@豆豆节头脑吃only delicious: Fuck, don’t let your wife come out to sell you if you’re so possessive?

@tomato's stupid hair: Is it too much, who did Tomato provoke?Didn't you see that xyz moved first?

@豆豆节肥肥质辣吃：My fault, I didn’t choose what to say.

@tomato's stupid hair: I've been terribly annoyed since it was made public. I feel like I've been cheated every day. It's so fucking annoying.

@板复前吃甜汤: I am really disgusted by that young master, isn’t it just that he has some broken money?Can't respect people anymore?

@豆豆节is delicious only after peeling and eating: What’s wrong with having money, isn’t it an Omega?Let people sleep [呲牙] I'd like to see how long Tomato can be with him.

@Eat Tomatoes Before Sleeping: [呲牙] [Shake hands]

Yan Min inadvertently saw these bullet screens saying "we're having a good time" and frowned.

He didn't care much about the outside world's remarks, but the tone of these people insulting Xia Yanzhou who liked his name and title made him disgusted no matter how he looked at it.

Yan Min clicked into the homepages of those accounts who talked too much and blocked them one by one, and stunned for a moment when he accidentally poked into the last one named "Eat Tomatoes Before Bedtime".

This profile shows that he is a male Beta, and the number of Weibo is less than 50. He slides down casually, and almost every Weibo is a picture of tomatoes, big tomatoes, small cherry tomatoes, green tomatoes, supermarket shelves, vegetable markets In the hands of the peddler.

Each photo is matched with a soy expression of [gluttonous] and [very happy].

The most recent Weibo was posted just a few minutes ago.

@晚前吃甜汤: [lick screen] Tomorrow eat tomato. [Too happy]

The accompanying picture is a tomato washed and placed in the sink.

Obviously it's normal and everyday to share photos of life and cute emoticons, but for some reason, Yan Min felt a chill for no reason.

Yan Min searched for the eyebrows, clicked to unblock, thought about it and took a screenshot, and shared the link to the Weibo home page with He Yu.

He Yu is also a Cultivator of Immortals, his college life and the pressure from his family make him not even have time to look for Xia Yanjin during the day, he can only chat with his Omega before going to bed, and often go to bed before he can say good night Xia Yanjin Fell asleep, he could only look at the phone and sigh.

Yan Min sent him two messages, and added: "I think this person is weird, I feel uncomfortable watching his Weibo, am I thinking too much?"

He Yu quickly texted back: I'll find someone to help you check him tomorrow morning.

Yan Min: Okay, go to bed early

He Yu: ...can't sleep.

Yan Min: Do you have something on your mind?

He Yu: No, just insomnia.

Yan Min thought for a while, and found a photo that Xia Yanzhou sent him from his mobile phone. It was a photo of Xia Yanzhou and Xia Yanjin wearing western clothes when they were young.

Yan Min: [Photo]

He Yu:? ! ! !

He Yu: Brother, you are really my dear brother#胸角#胯角

He Yu: I fell asleep immediately after I fell asleep and had a good night's dream

He Yu: Good night!

Yan Min laughed, threw off the blanket and sat up, intending to turn off the lights and go back to the guest room to sleep, before entering the room, she leaned on the door of the bedroom and listened for a while, after confirming that there was no movement, she entered the guest room with confidence.

The next morning.

After waking up, Yan Min quietly went back to the master bedroom, the room smelled of alcohol, Yan Min frowned, opened the curtains a little, opened the window for ventilation, and threw the dirty clothes into the washing machine, only to find that Xia Yanzhou was still Unshakable in his deep sleep.

"...Stinky drunkard." Yan Min knelt by the bed, scolded with a low laugh, "I don't care about you if you wake up with a headache."

The drunkard fell asleep and didn't respond at all.

Yan Min sighed, and changed his clothes resignedly to his fate. When he was angry last night, he only brought his mobile phone. There was no charging cable in the guest bedroom. Telephone.

After thinking about it, Yan Min charged his phone on the bedside table, took a post-it note and stuck it beside the phone, and went out to buy groceries with his wallet and keys.

Today's weather is fine, with wind blowing but not cold. It's been a long time since the beginning of autumn that Yanmin has seen so many people on the road to the farmer's market.

His biological clock has been formed long ago, and he arrives at the market almost every day before 09 o'clock, and occasionally he wakes up late and goes to the supermarket around 30:[-] to catch up with the freshest batch of vegetables on the shelves.

For a while, he was too busy to get up early, so he always went to the supermarket, and then went to the farmer's market after he was busy. The aunt who sold tomatoes at the entrance of the market gave him an extra catty.

"Yo, Xiaoyan."

Yan Min looked up, and the aunt at the entrance of the market was wearing a hat, and greeted him with a smile, "Are you here so early today? Why are you alone, and Xiao Xia didn't come?"

"He...he hasn't woken up yet." And he still doesn't know when he will wake up.

Yan Min laughed dryly, then changed the subject silently, "Auntie, give me two catties of tomatoes."

"It's been packed a long time ago," the aunt smiled and picked up a bag from the side of the electronic scale and handed it to him. "Just now a young man asked me to help him pack it. He said he was going to buy things inside, and he would pick it up when he came back. It would be fast if he went in." It's been half an hour and I haven't seen him, alas."

Yan Min nodded, took out some change from his jacket pocket and gave it to his aunt, and responded casually, "Maybe something has delayed it."

He purely regarded this as an episode of chatting with his aunt, and didn't care about it, he just wanted to go home early after shopping, Xia Yanzhou was hungover, and his stomach must be uncomfortable after waking up, so he needed to eat something soft and easy to digest food.

... I just don't know if that guy is awake, but he should have recorded Xia Yanzhou acting like a baby and doing everything he can after being drunk. I don't know what kind of reaction Master Xia will have after watching it.

The expression must be very exciting, hee hee.

The drunk at home felt something, sneezed, and slowly opened his eyes.

The ceiling is still the same ceiling, and the ceiling light is still the same ceiling light, but his brain hurts so much that it doesn't look like his own.

With his thoughts returning, Xia Yanzhou's eyes gradually cleared up.

He remembered calling Shen Yun and Song Yuze out for a meal last night. Those bastards never stopped laughing at him and gloating at him from the beginning to the end. It was not that the situation did not allow him to suspect that they would call the lion dance to perform live in the private room.

However, he kept in mind that he was living with Xia Yanzhou now, so he couldn't drink too much wine so that the other party would hate him.

After eating and drinking for a while, he asked someone to take them home, got in the car himself, and returned to Yan Min's house.

Then... what happened later?Is Yan Min doing a live broadcast or something?

Can not remember.

Xia Yanzhou endured a headache and sat up, his throat was so dry that it was about to smoke, his strong desire to survive forced him to look around, and when he tilted his head, he saw the thermos cup and post-it notes on the bedside table.

[The hot water is in the living room, no cold water is allowed.I went to the market, and when I get up, I hang the clothes in the washing machine in the bathroom to the balcony, throw your dirty clothes and sheets into the washing machine, take a shower and change into clean clothes, and wait for me to come back to make breakfast. 】

He could almost imagine the cute appearance of Yan Min sitting by the bed and earnestly writing a post-it note. Xia Yanzhou unconsciously raised the corners of his mouth and took a sip from his water glass.

Sweet, like Yanmin's taste.

"Cough." Xia Yanzhou choked twice, and when he was pulling out a tissue, he realized that Yan Min's phone was still charging next to the pillow. The screen lit up for a moment, and he saw two missed calls and n WeChat messages on it.

Could someone be in a hurry?

Xia Yanzhou picked up Yan Min's cell phone, and hesitated when unlocking it. Yan Min also entered his fingerprints into it two days ago, obviously trusting him, but it's not his style to peek at people's privacy so casually...

Tangled back and forth, but it was his own cell phone that rang.

"Hello?" Xia Yanzhou cleared his throat twice, trying to adjust the low pressure after the hangover to normal, "He Yu, what's the matter?"

He Yu asked straight to the point: "Where's my brother? Why doesn't he answer the phone?!"

"Hiss, can't you keep your voice down early in the morning?" Xia Yanzhou frowned dissatisfied. His brain hurts, but He Yu was still buzzing like a firecracker, "He went out, what can I do with him?"

He Yu's voice suddenly became higher, "How long have you been away?? Is the phone on him?!"

"The phone is charging. I just left for about 10 minutes." Xia Yanzhou was impatient, and as soon as he lifted the quilt, he got out of bed and paced back and forth, asking, "Can you explain clearly what's going on?"

He Yu clarified what Yan Min told him last night in a few words, and roared angrily, "That man is a perverted stalker! The photos were all taken near the fucking sea!"

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