The villain's non-scientific feeding plan

Meng Zhe felt dizzy for a moment.

Although this truth is indeed unreal, once there is a guess, all the details will be pulled out and the mud will be pulled out, and all of a sudden it will become coherent, such as the cat in the Yuhe building where he disappeared and reappeared for no reason, such as Chang Xiao's inexplicable self-throwing. , Another example... His family's unreasonable IQ.

In short, Mozun had to admit that his cat might be more than just a cat.

Meng Zhe turned back to the main courtyard, Dafu squatted on his bed, saw Meng Zhe came back, and gave him a head tilt, with a very innocent "meow".

Meng Zhe "...Little villain."

He wanted to sit over and stroke Dafu's hair, but he stretched his hand halfway, and retracted it with a guilty conscience.

Chang Xiao didn't notice what was there, he naturally raised his head, narrowed his eyes, and happily rubbed his lord's palm.

"Meow?"

——What's the matter with you, today is a bit strange, will you feel better?

Meng Zhe withdrew his hands like an electric shock.

No matter with Chang Xiao or the little senior brother, it was a point-and-shoot interaction, and there was no deviant behavior. My sweet and soft cat suddenly became a fairy-tale leader. Which shit-shoveling sense can accept this important thing at once. pound bomb?

Meng Zhe hastily hugged the cat off his knees, said "I'm going to take a bath," and plunged into the bathroom.

Dafu tilted his head in doubt.

"Meow?"

——How strange.

Mozun really felt that something was wrong. The hot spring, which is usually very comfortable, was a little hot today.Meng Zhe buried his face in the water, spit out two bubbles, covered his face, "Oh my God, what have I done?"

Huayu came to comfort him, "You didn't do anything, host."

It started counting "just topped/exposed/breasted in front of him a few times, forced him to take a few showers, used some weird spices, such as Midnight Paris Milk Lemon, and then often slapped his face when he didn't agree. Just bury it in its stomach."

Meng Zhe "...Huayu, shut up."

Huayu tried to argue, "It's really nothing, you have a pretty good figure, it doesn't matter if you show/breast/show/breast, you have to show off your beauty..."

The veins on Meng Zhe's forehead throbbed, "Shut up!"

In fact, Mozun himself didn't realize that he already liked Chang Xiao's personality and personality, otherwise he wouldn't have been eager to go to Chang Xiao's side before he fell into the devil. I won't be excited when it turns black.As a result, the current situation is like having a favorite idol, trying to make a good impression on the idol, but when he didn't realize it, he was already foolishly doing this and that to the cat idol over and over again.

Meng Zhe "Grass, my glorious and stalwart image will be destroyed in one go."

Huayu: "...I think you should be concerned about why idols will lie down and be rua at this time."

The Mozun couldn't hear him, so he buried his head in the water again, and started gurgling bubbles.

——I am autistic.

Hua Yu: "...Brother, listen to me."

Chang Xiao walked around outside the bathroom on a catwalk, already a little worried.

Meng Zhe has been in the bath for nearly half an hour, usually it would be too long for him to soak two cups of tea, and with Mozun's strange behavior today, Chang Xiao hesitated for a moment, and jumped in.

So as soon as he entered, he saw that the demon's head was completely submerged, bubbling while being submerged, as if he was about to drown.

Chang Xiao received the third shock of the day, he meowed, jumped onto the wall of the hot spring, clawed at Meng Zhe's head, trying to drag him out.

But Mao Mao's hands were too short, Meng Zhe happened to be floating in the middle of the pond, Mao Mao reached for it but couldn't reach it, he was so anxious that he couldn't do it, his heart sank.

Then Meng Zhe suddenly felt that his head was held in both hands.

A pair of very slender hands pressed on both ends of his temples, forcibly lifting him up.

Meng Zhe glanced under the water quietly, the bathroom was extremely foggy, his long black hair stuck to the sides of his face, his two slender eyebrows were tightly knit together, he changed very hastily, his body was not /dressed/inch /Li, half kneeling beside the bathtub, Meng Zhe looked down at the snow-white neck through the smoke, and saw the milky white skin in the mist, the beautifully shaped collarbone, and...

He started to close his eyes and play dead.

Chang Xiao hurriedly dragged Meng Zhe ashore, seeing him lying there peacefully, not responding, became even more panicked, knelt down beside him, folded his hands on Meng Zhe's chest, and tried to give him a set of cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

Meng Zhe couldn't hold it anymore, Chang Xiaoguang's bare knees were pressed against his waist, and the sword calluses of his fingers pressed against his chest. The skin on both places was terribly hot. Meng Zhe coughed twice quickly, and vomited a little water in cooperation. Tilting his head, pretending to wake up.

Huayu watched coldly, "It's such a contrived acting."

But anxiety really makes people hard-headed, Chang Xiao couldn't see it, he let out a long sigh of relief, turned back into a cat when Meng Zhe tremblingly opened his eyes, and licked Meng Zhe's face.

Next, Meng Zhe contributed the most exaggerated acting skills in history. He sat up suddenly, gasped for breath, and wondered, "What happened to me just now?"

Huayu "..."

Damn, I beg a lot of money for a pair of eyes that haven't seen this paragraph.

It was an urgent matter just now, and Chang Xiao had no time to react too much. Now that the situation is stable, Meng Zhe is embarrassed to hang around in front of him so naked.

So he skipped over the clothes rack, turned around and meowed a little.

—Ghost knows what's wrong with you, get dressed!

But Meng Zhe didn't get up, his face was bleeding hot, as if he had a high fever, and he was sunken in minutes after leaving the mist, so he had no choice but to go to the water to cool off.

Dafu refused this time, he stretched out his claws to pull the Demon Lord out again, but encountered the same problem.

——Hands are too short to reach.

Dafu is so lucky to die, I really can't understand why a person who almost drowned can calmly soak in the hot spring in the pool that almost drowned him, but he can't leave the demon king who is obviously in a wrong state here alone In the end, he had no choice but to turn around and when Mozun gave him a bath, the floating small wooden basin was pushed over.

Then it put its head in the wooden basin into the water, sat in it unsteadily, stared at the direction of the Demon Lord and did not move.

This hot spring is running water, and the water flow is not slow. The basin that Dafu was squatting on was washed and rotated on the spot from time to time, but every time the basin was turned around, Dafu was sitting in the center, looking at Meng Zhe with a serious expression.

Meng Zhe "..."

Mommy, I'm going to have a nosebleed.

He lowered his eyes, afraid to look at his cat.

At this time, Huayu finally seized the opportunity to add some IQ to Mozun.

He sighed, "My lord, your cat really likes you."

Mozun stared at the small ripples at the junction of the water surface and the tub, "How can you see that?"

Huayu roared, "Brother! The pool you are soaking in is only 1.5m, and your height is 1.85m. He actually thinks that you will be drowned. You are still cultivating through the robbery. How can he/mother drown you?" , Has your IQ been eaten by dogs! If you care about it, you will be chaotic. It’s not this chaotic law, you are not lowering your intelligence, you/mother are becoming mentally handicapped!"

Meng Zhe "..."

——Speak well, don't scold people.

He touched his face with water, and carried Dafu ashore, "Go out baby, I'm up."

Dafu gave him a serious look, and made sure that Meng Zhe was really going to get up, so he breathed a sigh of relief. He turned his head and said fiercely, "Meow, meow!"

——Stop soaking, get up quickly.

Meng Zhe hurriedly took the clothes off the hanger, and signaled, "Put on your clothes, get up."

There was a bang, probably because he pulled the clothes too violently, and the clothes hanger slammed towards Dafu.

Meng Zhe hastily used magic techniques to hold the hanger, and picked up the cat by the way, but before he could breathe a sigh of relief, there was a sound of something falling into the water. It turned out that some of the nearby bottles and cans fell from the clothes.

He looked at the bottle in the water, and a strong sense of ominousness rose.

That round bottle body, that gay purple glaze, that flamboyant bright yellow contrast pattern.

--It's you!Cowherd's dream!Midnight Paris!

Meng Zhe "!!!"

Chang Xiao "!!!"

Huayu "...grass (a type of plant)."

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The data in this article is really psychedelic. I have been wondering why some chapters have more clicks than favorites recently. Would you read it twice?

I'm not Yuan Geng!I am around the fourth update (ps or do you prefer a fixed number of days?)

That's right, Meng Zai is quite smart!When he has nothing to do with the Taoist leader, he has always had an IQ online!You are not allowed to call him stupid (╯￣Д￣)╯èT╛