[Comprehensive British and American] Reversal of the future

A moment of silence.

Then, it was Loki's voice.

【The laurels you want will drench Asgard with tears, but Thor Odinson promises prosperity and laughter to your guardianship.Please think carefully and make the right choice. 】

Next, Thor almost forgot that a battle was taking place in Asgard in reality.

Thor stood blankly in the empty spiritual space, listening to the voices from all directions, Asgard's, Loki's, as if it was a fierce debate, Thor's ears were red as he listened to Loki calling him He boasted that there is nothing in the sky and nothing on the earth, and he almost pointed at Asgard's nose—if Asgard had a nose—and said that Asgard who didn't choose Thor was stupid.

What seems like a long conversation in the spiritual world is but a moment in the real world.Just when the gods were horrified by Loki's sudden action of nailing Thor on the Rainbow Bridge, they couldn't help guessing whether Loki and Hela had reached some kind of agreement to get rid of Thor and come down to grab Aspen When Gard took the throne, Thor opened his eyes suddenly.

Under his skin, thunder and lightning were swimming, and his eyes were filled with electric silver blue.

Loki pulled out the scepter neatly, and the previous penetrating wound on Thor's heart healed under the continuous force.Thor stood up, his body filled with terrifying power.At this time, he didn't dare to reach out to touch Loki, but in the silver light, he smiled at Loki, the smile was surprisingly silly.

"Thank you, Loki."

Thank you for acknowledging me, believing in me, and supporting me.

Loki wanted to put on a disgusted expression to show how silly the smile was, really, he really wanted to dislike Thor.But somehow, the corners of his mouth were always upturned involuntarily.He hesitated for a moment, and then made an action that complied with his heart.

He ignored the piercing thunder and lightning, reached out and grabbed Thor's broken breastplate, and made him lower his head slightly, for the five centimeters between their heads.

It was only temporary, Loki was sure, and he would grow taller again as an adult.

As soon as Thor expressed concern about Loki's behavior of catching thunder and lightning with his bare hands, he was stunned by the light kiss on his forehead.

"Bless you, my brother."

Thor heard Loki speak seriously.

Then...then Thor didn't know what kind of posture he was rushing towards Hela.

"Crack."

This was a voice that no one heard except the Lord of Hell beside him. Only Heimdall, the guardian of the Rainbow Bridge, frowned and looked around, but found nothing.

Constantine calmly put down the phone that had just snapped a photo, and calmly explained to Beria: "Mrs. Maria will 'like' this photo."

Then it is estimated that in the next long time, Mrs. Maria will look at Thor more and more disliked, right?

Beria bent the corner of his mouth, raised his hand and tapped the phone, and then Konstantin saw the signal of the phone suddenly full, and clicked send without hesitation.

Recipient: Mrs. Maria.

Compared with Thor's state of being fully charged, Hela's suddenly gloomy face said a lot.

Thord said that being recognized by Asgard is like cheating, no wonder Stark always likes to let Jarvis cheat him when he plays games.

cough cough.

After the battle that almost interrupted the Rainbow Bridge - thanks to Loki's shot, using the powerful power of the Space Stone to continuously repair the Rainbow Bridge - Thor narrowly defeated Hela.Odin made a move, sealed Hela's divine power, and imprisoned her in her once sealed bedroom.

This was done at Frigga's behest, as Odin seemed more interested in keeping Hela locked up in Asgard's dungeons, or Helm's Netherworld before.

After the barrier covering the Rainbow Bridge was lifted, a voice came from the pocket communicator pinned to Loki's collar.

A plea for help from Iron Man.

Tony fell into the Wartheim.

Wartheim is the place where the dark elves live. It is desolate and the air quality is bad, which is extremely unsuitable for ordinary humans.Thanks to the oxygen supply system installed on Tony's armor, Iron Man was not suffocated to death in another world.

According to Tony's self-report, he "accidentally" passed through the space crack and entered Wertheim when he was fighting the ugly dark elves in Greenwich, England, and then he couldn't go back.

Apparently, when Asgard staged a big battle because of a family dispute, the Avengers intercepted the Dark Elf in Greenwich, and the head-on blow almost stunned the Dark Elf who had just suffered a big loss from Hela.

The battle between the Avengers and the dark elves was far smoother than that of Asgard, especially Legolas, who pissed Malekith like a chicken blood.Although the wood elves from Middle-earth are not good at magic, the dark elves of Vatheim under the world tree are not very skilled in magic either.

Legolas switched between the bow and arrow and the dagger without any pressure, and there was another former dark lord Anata staring at his back, not intervening but as an assistant, and finally succeeded in letting Legolas single out the BOSS .

Once again, the alien invasion was resolved, and the Avengers were preparing to retreat. Cleaning up the battlefield was the work of S.H.I.E.L.D.

However, when retreating, Tony obviously found something, such as a crack in space that could just pass through.

According to Captain America's unusually serious words, it's not difficult for Loki to guess the scene at that time - the little bastard Tony crashed into the space crack on purpose!

Hats off to his spirit of adventure and exploration... damn.

Afterwards, Tony said that although Captain America and his mother jointly chanted it for 10 minutes, his brain was about to explode, but he was a man who traveled through space!While Wertheim's environment is horrible, dark and dark and barren, Asgard is beautiful.

The existence of the Rainbow Bridge is also miraculous. When arriving in Asgard by the Rainbow Bridge Express, Tony really wanted to catch the big man in armor and solemnly begged him to come again.

Well, although the place is beautiful and the girls are pretty, but the strength of the girls is a bit scary, making him feel as weak as a dodder flower—although he is a little lax in exercising, he is definitely a man with abs, okay? !

Heartbroken!

***

In addition to the MMS that made Maria Stark laugh terribly, Beria and Constantine in Loki hurriedly asked Heimdall to arrest Tony Stark from Waltheim. When they came over, they had already returned to New York.

The change in relationship with Beria led to a change in career. Although he cooks some food for Beria now because he likes it, a man should have his own career.Constantine couldn't think about it before, but now, he can think about it carefully.

Although the days of early retirement and retirement are beautiful, they are really depraved.But the law of the undead in this world is not the same as his original cognition. There are very few ghosts staying in the world, and even fewer will become evil spirits to harm people. At least Constantine has not discovered it yet.

When he suddenly found that he couldn't go back to his old job, and he didn't seem to have any other skills, Constantine couldn't help being at a loss for a moment.

Think about what professional disguises his colleagues use to the outside world...

Papa Midnight, the bar owner.

Biman, folklore expert, entomologist.

John Winchester, auto mechanic... auto mechanic... well, he won't.Besides, rubbing engine oil marks all over his face is not in line with his habit, and Beria's picky guy will not agree.

"How about the teacher?" Beria suggested.

"Teacher? Me?" Constantine laughed exaggeratedly, "Are you kidding me, Beria, did you mislead me? I don't have the patience..."

The exaggerated smile gradually faded, and Constantine's eyes drifted away for a moment, and he said in a low voice, "You know again."

Beria raised his hand to touch Constantine's face, pulled the human over, and kissed the corner of his lips.He chuckled and said, "Don't forget, fallen angels are also angels. If you think too hard in your heart, I can hear you."

"...Hmph, angel." Constantine curled his lips.

After a moment of silence, Constantine said slowly: "When I was five years old, I discovered for the first time that I could see things that others couldn't see. To be honest, those evil spirits are really ugly. They always like to look at me. Walking in front of me, it did a lot of damage to my young heart."

Beria didn't speak, just looked at Constantine quietly.

Constantine spread his hands and said in a nonchalant manner: "Humans always believe their eyes, they don't believe what I say, and I have no way to let them see what I see. To be honest, those The evil spirits are really hateful, they just stare at me who can see them and bully me, either they pop up out of nowhere and call me 'surprise' with that ugly face, or they lock me into the utility room and can't open the door when I'm not paying attention."

"But in fact, when almost everyone thought I was lying, some people believed me." Constantine held his forehead and whispered: "Julia Smith, an art teacher in the second grade, she believed Me, she drew demon traps on the floor of an empty classroom, she wants to help me trap those demons, and then negotiate? Unfortunately, she is just an ordinary human being."

For the same demon trap, the restriction level drawn by ordinary people is the lowest.If Constantine knew how to do it at that time, even if he drew a devil trap crookedly with dye, the effect of trapping the devil and evil spirit would be far better than that of Miss Smith.

So, she failed.And her attempt to help him exorcise was discovered by others, so she was fired by the school.

In fact, for Constantine at the time, although he hoped to get rid of those terrible guys, he hoped that others could trust him.

Julia Smith was the only one who believed in him and tried to help him.

What impressed Constantine the most was that Miss Smith came to his house secretly before leaving the town, stuffed a cross into his hand, grabbed his hand firmly, and told him, no matter what, don’t give up on him. Own.

At that time, Constantine did not understand what Miss Smith meant.But when he was sent to a mental hospital by his parents, he repeated the treatment day after day, and everyone told him that he was sick and that everything he saw was hallucinations, and those so-called hallucinations gathered in Around him, when they mocked and threatened him, the self-loathing in his heart gradually reached its peak.

Constantine chose to give up.

Of course, success was not given up.Although he did die for 2 minutes, he was rescued by the doctor, which also allowed him to see the reality of the world.

He's not crazy, it's just that other humans are too blind.

Then, he became a master of black magic, specializing in hell demons.

But in fact ...

Constantine held his chin and tried to pretend to be plain: "Actually, at that time, I thought Miss Smith was beautiful and gentle. I liked and yearned for her and wanted to be like her. Of course, just look at me. I didn't make it."

Constantine shrugged regretfully.

Bella laughed lightly.He trapped the human being between his arms, pinned him to the carpet, and kissed his forehead.

Constantine blinked.

"You're fine, Johnny."

"...Wow." Constantine raised his hand to touch Beria's eyes, and said in surprise, "I even blinded the eyes of the king of hell?"

Beria looked at him innocently.

"... Cough." Constantine curled his lips and muttered, "Don't praise me, I'm not used to it."

Beria blinked and suggested, "Then let me praise you personally?"

"...Come on, it's too late to understand." Constantine spoke righteously, and then couldn't help laughing.

Beria curled Constantine's hair slowly with his fingers, and said, "Teacher is a very good job. It's just right for you to be an art teacher in elementary school. If you get bored, you can change jobs and use it for entertainment."

Constantine licked his lips and said, "What about you?"

"Together, of course." Beria lowered his head and bit Constantine's lip, leaving a precise tooth mark.

"As I said, it's just for entertainment, and you don't want to have sex with me all the time." Beria said frankly and innocently.

"Cough, cough, cough." Constantine raised his hand to cover his eyes, and he couldn't help moaning: "Stop, stop, Beria, I beg you not to bring up this topic."

Being able to push the former nightclub little prince to this point, the strength of the Lord of Hell cannot be underestimated.The most important thing is, think about the Beria in the past, look at the Beria now, he always has a feeling that he has led a pure and innocent angel to ruin.

Beria laughed, and at the same time, the printer in the apartment went to work.Sheets of paper printed with elementary school recruitment information were spit out by the printer, and fell on the floor like snowflakes.

Beria held Constantine's ear, and whispered: "All the information about the recruitment of elementary school art teachers in the United States will be typed out for you. You can randomly choose one, and then we will go there."

There is no need to worry about household registration and education, Beria can easily fabricate it on the Internet, and give hints to the school, so that they can't remember to verify it.

I have to say that there are quite a few schools that meet Constantine's requirements.He looked at the hill-like pieces of paper, picked one up, and then Constantine raised his eyebrows in surprise, and said, "Smooger Special Education School, Smooger Town, Missouri."

Constantine looked grave: "This is a school for the deaf, but I don't know sign language."

Beria sat cross-legged on the carpet, looked at his human beings, and said, "There are sign language courses online, or I can let you hear their voices directly."

Constantine blinked, "Like Charles?"

Bella nodded.

Pursing his lips, Constantine said, "It's better to take sign language lessons." He didn't want to listen to those little guys talking about everything in his heart.

Beria pulled the man over, he twitched the corners of his lips, and said, "I'll let you master all the skills in one night."

Afterwards, Constantine said, what a night, it was clearly less than 5 minutes!Beria's method of teaching is to pack the memory packs of various meanings of sign language, and then put them into his spiritual world for him to slowly absorb.

"To be honest, the school needs a teacher like you." Constantine sighed sincerely, and the students would love Beria to death.

Beria lifted his chin slightly and said, "Human schools can't afford me."

Well, that's also true.

***

On the same day, the resumes of the aliases Beria Harmon and John Constantine appeared in the e-mail of the principal of Smoker Special Education School.Coupled with the spiritual hint left by Beria, the principal Rupert Freeman did not even ask for a video interview, and directly admitted the two.

John Constantine, fifth grade art teacher.

Beria Harmon, fifth grade theology teacher.

The founder of Smoker Special Education School is a devout religious person, so theology courses in this school are compulsory.Beria originally planned to teach art with Constantine—his artistic accomplishment is much better than Constantine, a master of black magic who started out by painting exorcism formations—but when he found out that the school’s theology courses also have When there was a vacancy, Beria chose this course with Constantine's stunned expression on his face.

So, when a fallen angel who turned his back on heaven stood on earth, he chose to preach the gospel of God and tell the history of heaven. What the hell is this?

Beria blinked and said, "Actually, the relationship between hell and heaven is not so tense now."

For this unknown school work, Beria bought a house in the town of Smog through the Internet.It is a very ordinary single-family house in a small town with a back garden. The overall price is cheaper than buying an apartment in Brooklyn.

Well, that's not the first time people have been complaining about the damn housing prices in New York.Even for Captain America and the Winter Soldier, their 70-year pensions are only enough to buy an apartment together.

Really, look at the sincere eyes of Captain America.

Beria and Constantine soon arrive at Smoker.

On the first day of moving into the new house, Constantine walked around the house and felt that it was quite satisfactory.

To be honest, if he hadn't lived with Beria, the first thing he would do when he came to his new home would be the devil trap, the exorcism rule, the salt line, the rowan wood enchantment, and store a few large barrels of holy water at home.But now?

This is a world where aliens come out to make trouble from time to time, and demons and evil spirits basically do not wander in the world.Furthermore, the one who lives with him is one of the leaders of hell. As long as the demons wink, they will not run into this side.

Beria stood in front of the new home and was lost in thought until Constantine came over.

Beria tilted his head, looked at Constantine, and said, "What flowers do you want?"

Instead of seriously flipping through photos of the flowers online, Beria decided it would be better to ask Constantine directly.

"No, Beria." Constantine looked at Beria amusedly, "Do you really think I'm a little girl who needs flowers to coax you?"

Beria blinked and said, "You don't like flowers? What about trees?" He looked at his new home, "I don't have any preference for these things, but I think if you like them, I should like them too. .”

Constantine's eyes trembled slightly. After Beria became enlightened, whether in bed or in daily life, he was really overwhelmed.

Who was the guy who used to be good at coaxing people with sweet talk!Constantine was a little uncertain at the moment.

"Cough." Constantine cleared his throat vigorously, although he really wanted to talk about flowers and trees, he could do whatever he wanted, even if there was a pile of weeds in the garden, he didn't care about it.But when the words came to the lips and turned around, they became——

"Rose, black."

"black Rose?"

"Yes, black roses." Constantine smiled slowly, "Black roses."

Like Beria, or like him.

Constantine grabbed Beria's hand and stuffed it into the pocket of his windbreaker.

Their fingers intertwined in the pockets of their trench coats.

Constantine raised his jaw slightly, and the smile on his lips was flamboyant and wanton.

Whether he is a fox or a rose, who knows.

It was too bad, how could he remember such a long-ago fairy tale.

That's probably—

"All adults were once children, although only a few of them remember." Constantine muttered softly, but when Beria looked over, he raised his eyebrows nonchalantly and said, "Is there a problem?"

"Of course no problem." Beria said firmly.

When the fallen angel and the human were standing in front of their new home and looking at each other, a crisp "click" not far away attracted their attention.

They looked over, only to see that the windows of the house diagonally opposite their new home had been smashed.

The author has something to say: #818Spicy Iron Man#

Tony: The girls are all so strong. Is it really good?Another: I have abs, really, an ab is an ab!

Rocky: Oh.

Thor: Oh.

Steve: Oh.

Bucky: Oh.

Natasha: Oh.

Clint: Oh~

Banner: ^_^

Sam: Up front, keep in line!Plus: Oh.

***

There are basically no pure black flowers in nature, but Beria can not talk about science~

There is a beautiful fairy tale called "The Little Prince"~ All adults were once children, although only a few people remember it.There are many words in that book that touch people's hearts.

Constantine felt like a fox tamed by the little prince, and for three seconds he hoped it would be a rose.But for the little prince, ah no, the Lord of Hell, he is actually his rose→_→Although Beria has never read fairy tales, spread his hands.