From the sky

It happened on a sunny noon.

Wei Zifan and his roommate were going back to the dormitory after lunch. The weather was too hot and in order to go back quickly, they chose to take a shortcut in the "tyrant district".

The so-called "tyrant district", as the name suggests, is where the local tyrants live.Wei Zifan's university built a villa-like student dormitory in the best location of the campus in order to earn some money. It is surrounded by mountains and rivers, full of flowers, and the environment is extremely superior.

According to word of mouth, the decoration in this dormitory is also very luxurious. Of course, the accommodation fee will rise accordingly, which is outrageously expensive.

Wei Zifan was extremely disdainful of this area, and usually he would take a long way back to the dormitory, but today it was so hot that his roommates had to go this way, so he had no choice but to go with them.

Four people climbed up the stairs in a dormitory, and passed downstairs in the local tyrants area. The boss put on his glasses and spoke in a low voice with a wretched expression: "Afan, is there anything interesting this month?"

Wei Zifan rolled his eyes at him: "Why are you talking so quietly?"

The boss winked, scratched his head and touched his nose: "I'm not 'fearing the heavenly man'."

The second brother turned the boss with his arm, and said with a bang, "You are clearly guilty of being a thief."

The third child agreed, and deeply condemned the evil idea of ​​asking Li Fan.

The boss stared wide-eyed, and hurried over to shake Wei Zifan's arm, "Afan, Afan—don't listen to their nonsense, what, what is it? It doesn't exist."

Wei Zifan opened the boss's hand, then moved it to the side, extremely disgusted: "Why hasn't the yellow waste in your brain been washed away by the water inside?"

The boss was about to cry, and pretended to pull Wei Zifan, but was caught by the second and third, so he could only shout that I am not me, and Afan has to believe me.

People came and went around, Wei Zifan covered his face with his hands, and moved a few steps to the side.

Just as Wei Zifan opened his mouth to speak, a gust of wind suddenly blew up, and the sand was covered with dust. Not far away, the three roommates raised their fingers to the top of his head, their eyes wide open, dumbfounded.

"Afan, on your head—"

It was already late, Wei Zifan just raised his head when a black object floated down and landed on his face.

There was a snap and water was squeezed out.

The smell of soap was so strong that Wei Zifan was a little suffocated.

"Also, why are you still standing there? Save people!"

The roommate rushed forward, and the pedestrians around also stopped, wanting to reach out to help, but felt that it was inappropriate.

Wei Zifan stretched out his hand to stop it, tore off the thing on his face with his right hand, and held it up to his eyes between two fingers.

The three bosses stopped and covered their eyes, lamenting in their hearts that something big was going to happen.

The black item was a pair of boxer briefs, freshly washed and wet, and it was still a famous brand. In Wei Zifan's eyes, the words "You are an idiot" were clearly written on it.

Wei Zifan: ...

Wei Zifan wiped his face, pinched his waist and kicked his feet and looked up at the perpetrator.

The buildings in Tuhao District have independent balconies, and there are always some arty rich people who like to grow some flowers and plants, such as this big brother.

The man held up the clothes pole and leaned out halfway from the carved railing. He looked a little embarrassed, and when Wei Zifan saw him, he grinned.

There were clusters of flowers on the balcony, Wei Zifan looked at that smile, and felt that there was another little sun, which made him feel uncomfortable all over.

Wei Zifan was discouraged, opened and closed his mouth, and swallowed back a long section of cursing N Company that he was about to say, and finally held up his underwear weakly and said, "Student, take this back."

The boss exclaimed: "Am I not mistaken? I saw a ghost!"

The second and third children hurriedly covered his mouth to prevent the anger from being transferred to them, but they still muttered softly.

Second child: "It's really strange, Afan got dizzy from the sun?"

The third child: "Then let's deal with it quickly and go back, heatstroke is not good."

The boss hesitated, hesitated to speak, and finally winked and said: "You say..." He waved his hand, and the three of them met, then he cleared his throat and continued: "Could it be that Afan fell in love with that guy? People. If I'm not mistaken, that boy is Bai Liu."

The second and third children hurriedly jumped away, pointing at the boss who hates iron and steel: "You actually slandered Afan."

Boss:? ? ?

Without turning around, Wei Zifan raised his hand, raised three fingers, then pressed his palm down, and finally clenched into a fist.

Translation: After going back, there must be no one of the three of them, and they will be served by boxing.

The roommate was dejected and stopped making trouble.

Bai Liu came out of the building wearing short-sleeved shorts and sandals and slippers. After knowing that one of the protagonists of this incident was Bai Liu, the crowd took out their mobile phones and waited for an opportunity.

They didn't know Wei Zifan, but Bai Liu was very famous.

A son of a rich family, with excellent grades, a wide range of interests, and numerous awards.Picking up any one casually is hard to come by, let alone a perverted collection.

If you can't talk to Bai Liu, it's okay to take a few photos and post them on the forum, not to mention they have a secret now.

Some boy in the crowd couldn't help himself, so he blurted out: "It turns out that Senior Bai wears boxer underwear..."

The corner of Wei Zifan's mouth twitched: What the hell.are you crazy?

If Bai Liu had never heard of it, he stood tall and tall in front of Wei Zifan, covering Wei Zifan in the shadow.

He scratched his hair and said with an embarrassed smile: "I'm so sorry, I was blinded by the sand when the wind suddenly blew up just now, and my underwear fell off without paying attention."

It was a hot day, the wind suddenly blew up, and he was blinded, and it happened to fall on Wei Zifan's face. It was so dark, no wonder he couldn't smoke SSR.

Wei Zifan hooked his fingers into the panties, and handed them to Bai Liu calmly: "I'll give it back to you, just be more careful next time, this time it's panties, what if it's a flowerpot?"

Bai Liu kept saying sorry, and grabbed his underwear.Seeing that Wei Zifan was about to leave, he grabbed Wei Zifan again.

Wei Zifan turned to look at him suspiciously, Bai Liu took out his mobile phone from his shorts pocket, and shook it in front of Wei Zifan, "Let's add a friend, I'll treat you to dinner in two days, it's an apology."

Wei Zifan broke free, raised his feet and walked away, refusing from a distance: "No need, I didn't suffer any injuries."

The second and third hurriedly followed. The boss glanced at Bai Liu, and then at Wei Zifan's handsome back. His stomach was full of bad water. He leaned forward and said to Bai Liu, "Handsome guy, my Afan WeChat account is hehefanren78."

The boss was afraid that Bai Liu didn't hear clearly, so he said it again: "It's the pinyin of 'hehe mortal' plus 78."

Bai Liu typed in the search bar, found out that the profile picture was an anime character, he clicked on apply for a friend, and said hello with the note "Apologize".

"Thank you classmate."

The boss waved his hand: "Small things." After speaking, he raised his feet and chased Wei Zifan and the others.

Wei Zifan was in a complicated mood. He was a senior member of the Appearance Association, and he despised himself for looking at his face.

The phone in his pocket rang twice, and Wei Zifan took it out to see that it was a WeChat friend request.

The note is an apology.

Wei Zifan turned around and saw the boss running towards him panting, he sneered and said, "Second brother and third brother, go back and prepare water to sharpen your knife."

"Hey, what is this for?"

Wei Zifan lowered his head, rejected the friend application, and said coldly, "Kill the pig."

The author has something to say: Bai Liu: "The Liu-style method of adding friends, shameless, unlimited applications."

Wei Zifan: "...you won.

"Fear the Heavenly Man" comes from Li Bai's "Night in the Mountain Temple"