Save that bat! [Comprehensive British and American]

After a dead silence.

Hawkeye has completely let go: "Is this the racial advantage of aliens? Is it too late for me to reincarnate now?"

The Scarlet Witch moved away the cookie in front of him: "So you want to die and reincarnate yourself? It's useless."

"Do you have any weaknesses?"

Tony Stark asked him seriously: "For example, are you afraid of tickling or trembling when you see a cat?"

Steve felt that Tony might be a little stimulated, so he said helplessly, "...Be careful, Tony."

"Yes." Unexpectedly, the Kryptonian answered in the affirmative.

He cautiously and earnestly met everyone's surprised eyes: "Kryptonite, that is a kind of radioactive meteorite from my hometown, just a little bit, and I will lose all my strength."

Then he made a little joke: "But I'm not afraid of tickles, I'm not afraid of cats, and I even like them very much. Who doesn't like those little fluffy things."

After speaking, he thought he was hiding a glance at Hei Panther.

Black Panther: "...?"

After he breathed a sigh of relief, Iron Man immediately thought of something wrong: "There is no Krypton in this world, and there are no radioactive meteorites!"

"If it is to restrict my ability, then only a small piece is enough." The Kryptonian said empathetically, "I gave B a kryptonite ring, and he always wears it with him, so when traveling through the universe, I brought it with me."

He looked at Iron Man, and slowly pushed a small rectangular box, everyone could feel his unreserved trust and gentle kindness, and he said: "If necessary, I hope I can give it to you custody."

Tony took the box and slowly opened it.

Steve moved closer with some concern: "...Tony."

A ring inlaid with kryptonite emitted a light green light. The Kryptonian suddenly weakened at a speed visible to the naked eye. He propped himself on the table and panted heavily, cold sweat gradually oozing from his forehead.

"Am I trusted now?"

Iron Man was silent for a moment, then he closed the square box and threw it back into the Kryptonian's arms: "...Yes, you got it."

Clark, who recovered his strength, put it away carefully, then looked out the window: "Do I need to stay here?"

Tony sat back in the chair, pulled his tie casually, and seemed to relax suddenly: "Of course, you are now a non-staff member of the Avengers—Jarvis, arrange a room for this gentleman."

Free and safe.

Clark said gratefully: "Thank you very much! But I need to go back to the apartment, B... my partner, his body is still there."

Tony snapped his fingers: "No problem, go change your clothes now, although your uniform color is good, but it will contrast with my armor, red is the best for me... I will give you 10 minutes, and I will accompany you later go back."

A gray suit was delivered in time by the little household robot.

Clark borrowed the room at the speed of light to change it, and found that the size fits just right!

Tony Stark, Playboy Stark: "What a fuss." Then he whistled flirtatiously: "Nice figure, sweetheart with big breasts. If I didn't like the blonde one, maybe you would still There's a chance."

For some reason, Captain America felt a bit congested in his chest: "...."

He said seriously: "Tony, Mr. Kent and his partner have a deep relationship, you can't..."

"Can't break up their miserable pair of Romeo and Juliet? Don't worry cap, I'm about to lead him to pick up his Sleeping Beauty."

Clark:!

He had already changed into his suit, and he took out the magical old-fashioned black-framed glasses from nowhere and put them on. They looked rigid and ordinary, and formed a strong contrast with the handsome and tall appearance just now. He said blankly: "I , I don't have that kind of relationship with Bruce..."

It looked like a rabbit that had been beaten too hard, Tony thought of the strong muscles wrapped under his uniform, and added in his heart: Muscle rabbit.

"Don't deny sweetheart, which pair of partners will give rings... Captain, will you?"

Thinking of his friend Bucky, Steve said decisively, "No."

"Look—wow, these glasses must be some kind of alien technology." He compared them carefully, and then sighed in amazement: "If it weren't for the comparison of Jarvis's skulls, it shows that you are the same person... oh my god , no wonder no one would have guessed that Clark, the little worker on the construction site, was actually Peter Pan in the red cape flying over New York. ?”

Clark, who was successfully diverted from the topic: "..."

Familiar name, familiar taste.

When Jarvis was driving automatically, Tony quietly observed the alien man around him.

His habitual tenderness, almost cautious, as if the Avengers were just brittle glass (although to him it was).After shedding that layer of desperation and fear of being rejected, this man finally showed his true side.

He is handsome and powerful, upright and majestic, even if he bows his head occasionally, he still has the humility and gentleness unique to the strong.

No man or woman can refuse him.He is tall and fit, handsome like a Greek god, and his eyes are as blue as the Danube reflecting the stars at night, not to mention that he has magical abilities that are almost bugs.

He is the son of the sun, the god of the world, but at the same time he is loyal and devoted, friendly and caring to mankind, the god is pulled down from the pedestal, and has human nature.

He glanced at Clark who obediently buckled up his seat belt, and added: It's still the kind of upright and stupid human nature.

Tony began to look forward to the superhero who could tame the gods.

They turned around the alley and walked into a small apartment with one bedroom and one living room. There was only one table in the room, and blue floral curtains were hung on the window. It could be said that the house was basically barren.

Tony Billionaire Stark: "Really, although I know your job, but your life is more than I imagined—" He sifted through the adjectives in his difficult mind, and then commented: " Jian Jian, don't you even need a bed?"

"Thank you for the compliment, Tony. I don't need sleep, and I have unlimited energy under the yellow sun." Clark pushed open the bedroom door, and his voice was lowered: "I brought friends back, Bruce .”

"You gave me a new piece of information. You didn't mention this in the building... Wait, Tony? Are we already this familiar?" Iron Man retorted habitually, and then he followed Clark: "He called Bruce? I have a friend named Bruce."

"I thought it was just a small thing." Clark's expression suddenly softened: "Yes, Bruce Wayne, he is my partner, Batman."

"Come on buddy, I've been shocked enough by your little things." Tony wanted to ridicule this name that sounds so dark and absolutely insulated from him, but he restrained himself and told him rationally This will definitely make him mess up some important things, and his attention has been completely attracted by the silver-gray streamlined recuperation cabin in the middle of the bedroom.

He stepped forward, stretched out his hands to touch it unconsciously, and his big caramel-colored eyes lit up little by little: "...is this your technology?"

"It's Kryptonian technology, from my hometown."

Tony studied it obsessively for a while, telling himself that he would have more time in the future, and then he forced himself to divert his attention. After all, he was also a golden retriever trainer, and he was more curious about Clark's partner, not to mention that Superman seemed to be interested in his partner. some ideas.

Through the transparent glass in the upper half of the convalescent cabin, he saw the sleeping Batman.

It was a male human being who looked about 70 years old, with his eyes closed, a deep cut between his brows, and scars all over his body, looking tired and old.He must have been handsome and strong when he was young, and time took away his appearance without losing his charm.

Tony Stark: "..."

No amount of charm can hide the fact that the old man is 70 years old.

At this time, the most powerful creature on this planet, the superman who is infinitely close to a god for human beings, is half-kneeling devoutly, and impresses a gentle kiss through the cold glass.

Tony Stark: "..."

He admired in his heart: Superman, he deserves to be Superman.

Suddenly there was a feeling of sympathy for each other, after all, he himself still had some weird thoughts about a certain 90-year-old old man.

At this moment, the distance between the hearts of Superman and Iron Man (unilaterally) suddenly narrowed!

The author has something to say:

The Avengers Small Theater:

Finally came to a world without kryptonite, Clark was overjoyed: Me!Superman!Make money!

When the reunion was shocked by the power of Superman, Professor X in the distance showed a kind smile.

Clark: ...

Shivering.

There is no outline, write wherever you want, there are many timelines and development bugs on both sides, the author let himself go, just watch it as a joke/pure romance, the plot is basically cloudy, the characters are basically OOC, if you have any brain holes/scenes you want to see, you can remind me , because there is no main line, so I can add a few more plots