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Zhihu: How to ease the tension between colleagues

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——Here is the original answer——

The answer is awesome, literally, after all, I am rich and handsome, xx rankings say that I am the smartest meow in the world, it is no exaggeration to say that the person who wants to date me can come from our industry The entrance of the building is ranked in the Indian Ocean.

And my colleague is completely opposite to me. He is an old popsicle who seems to live in the 40s, and he is also the kind in the literal sense. I can't get along with me, I put on a TonyNO expression with me every day, relying on my seniority (he and my dad are buddies) not allowing me to do this or that, just because of his more rigid personality and style than my dad , in the eyes of a girl, if she is not handsome, she is basically a passerby.

Of course, my colleague is really handsome, an American sweetheart with blond hair, blue eyes, big breasts and long legs. If he changes Superman’s coat color, he is basically my colleague himself. He is good at everything, but he doesn’t keep up with the trend. He can take a hot girl to bed that night when he asks out a hot girl in a bar, but he has to insist on dating three times and kissing five times.

And I am more open, and the Playboy cover girls who have slept with can collect a set of stamps (everyone is easy to get together, after all, I am rich and handsome, and no one in the world wants to sleep with me), in a sense Generally speaking, I may have slept with more girls than my colleagues, and it is common to have a swimsuit party, but something happened to me before, I broke up with my girlfriend, and the prodigal son turned back, and now I have restrained a lot. But as a normal man, I still need sex!

As a result, once I took the model back to the building, my colleague blocked the door. He didn't speak, but kept looking at me with those beautiful baby blue eyes. I think he was about to cry!At that time, my sense of guilt came up. After all, my colleague's relationship life has not been smooth, and the movie is not as bloody as him.He had been in a vegetable state for several years before, and when he woke up, the goddess got married and gave birth to a baby.I used to have a close friend in the army who disappeared for several years, and lost his memory after finally finding it. Korean dramas dare not write like this.In short, it is definitely not good for me to show off in front of a century-old single dog like this. Afterwards, I asked him tactfully if he needs me to help introduce a partner. My colleague is very backbone, and he probably thinks he looks good Shuai was fearless, and rejected me without saying a word. Hey, this guy wants to save face and suffer. Agent No.13 is the same type as his goddess back then, much hotter than the supermodel I dated.

But he still couldn't find a partner. To be honest, I was worried for him. After all, he and I were the only ones left in our team. Sister, one day after finishing the task, I invited him to dinner, and he was quite happy (to be honest, it was so sad, even a playboy like me whom he never liked asked him out, he was so happy to ask him out) Blinking out the stars, you can see how terrible being single is) But I didn't go, I dated him two girls with big breasts, blond hair, blue eyes, who I love the most, and then he exploded, and threw the girls into the restaurant with a cold face, telling me I don't need to take care of his affairs, and I'm blown up too. Those two girls are my favorite blondes with blue eyes and big breasts. If I let him give it to me, I'd still be holding back the reactor. He's actually not happy!

Our relationship was not very good. He has always looked down on me, thinking that I am too conceited and disobedient. Sooner or later, I will drag down my teammates. I also gave him the highest authority in my building.Anyway, he lost his temper with me as soon as this happened, don't ask me how I know!Although my colleague didn't show it, I knew he was making breakfast. The ham that was cut into small hearts on my plate turned into squares. If it didn't make me angry, I would blow up the battle armor into fireworks for you to see!

During that time, the relationship between colleagues was very tense. Another colleague told me that he was terrified when he saw the two of us looking at each other. He was afraid that we would fight, and advised me to take care of my health, otherwise no one would upgrade my arrow if I died.I don't know how to tell him, because my colleague is quite famous in the United States, a well-known national idol, I especially admired him when I was young, and the surroundings of his two houses, even if my dad didn't spend much time looking for him Over me, I still like him very much, and I was quite happy to be his colleague later, but the first meeting was not pleasant, so I hid the surroundings, if he saw that there was a body pillow like him in my room, I still want to lose face.I like him so much, but he still annoys me when he tony me. In his eyes, I am not right at all, except that I make mistakes and he tony me. He usually has no other communication with me. If I want to say a few words to him Talking is awkward chatting, it is better to quarrel directly.

Having said all that, I just want to make it clear that even though I'm a jerk and always screw things up, it's the first time he's shown such obvious annoyance, and doesn't care about my daily life, anyway, I'm very sad, girl I don’t have appointments anymore, and what’s even more sad is that I had x-dreams for several days in a row. The heavens can learn from it. Since I had a room with my school dance partner since I was 16, I have never had x-dreams again. It’s even more terrifying The most important thing is that in the dream I was still the one with sex, and the object... was my former idol and current colleague who had a tense relationship.

I don't have much confidence. After all, my colleague is a straight man of steel. Their homosexuality is a crime. Compared with him, my mustache and belly are nearly 20 years older than him. Besides, my colleague's moral standard, in this respect Purely like a golden retriever, just thinking about sleeping with him makes me feel like I'm blasphemy!I think about the way we get along again, and I suddenly feel helpless. Even if I want to pursue my ex-girlfriend again, it is not as difficult as picking up my colleague.

After being depressed for several days, I finally recovered a bit and locked myself in the work room to upgrade my colleague's uniform. Looking at his uniform, I couldn't help but think of the big breasts, thin waist, huge hips and long buttocks under his uniform. Legs are so spicy, all the girls I have dated, even my ex-girlfriend, are not as spicy as him!But I'm a principled person, it's impossible to use his uniform in the workplace, but it's okay if I kiss him!I can't kiss the uniform if I can't kiss myself?As a result, as soon as I kissed the little star on the chest of the uniform, the door of my studio opened... I fucking forgot, I gave my colleague the highest authority in the building, including the studio.

What's more sad is that I'm not sure if I called his name when I was in a trance, I may have asked because my housekeeper told me, yes, I not only called, but also fucked a bunch of bb about me A co-worker's nasty/nasty fantasies.

So I came to see if I was a colleague who died suddenly in the workplace. Seeing me who subdued him and tortured him, we fell into silence at the same time.

I thought my crush was going to end without a trace, but my colleague slammed the door, threw the tray (I noticed fried eggs and my heart-shaped bacon slices in it!), and came towards me menacingly.

I was so shocked, maybe it was the straight male crush who was going to take the initiative to reconcile with me, but he was smashed down by such a **** like me, he probably had the intention to kill someone, his face and eyes were red with anger, maybe it was To send me to see my dad.

In the end, he didn't beat me up, instead he pressed me there and kissed me for a long time with red eyes, and his hands went into my pants.

I rely on it!Happiness comes too suddenly!How can I admit defeat!So we fucked on the spot and I even gave him a really hot fuck/job on my favorite workbench just to make him feel more comfortable being an old virgin and continue to fuck me later (hope I remember put away Teeth, after all, it’s the first time I’ve done this for someone else), I didn’t cry because of the pain, although my housekeeper said that I cried tears, and felt guilty and distressed for my colleagues, but isn’t this a joke? , How could such a strong meow be crying on the bed?

Yes, everyone knows the follow-up. We are together. He was the one who fell in love with me first. After all, I am rich, handsome, and the smartest meow in the world. How could someone not love me?

So it’s nothing to say that the relationship between colleagues is tense, it’s good to be together ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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