Save that bat! [Comprehensive British and American]

When Hawkeye began to set the ABO world view for Steve Cope, Clark silently took out the cookie from the oven. He looked at the expression on Captain America’s face as he opened the door to the new world, and decided not to tell him yet. , there are Dundong, Dongtie and even super iron cps in the world.

He took out his dinner with Bruce, packed a cookie by the way, and decided to settle the dinner with Batman in his room.

After all, Steve seems to need a buffer time. Clark is sure that he will not have dinner with Tony tonight, because the red-faced, red-eyed and moist-eyed Captain America is too suspicious. He will definitely not be able to say a word when he sees Tony. .

In Clark's room, Bruce settled his dinner gracefully, and began to ask Clark what they had said in the kitchen. After getting the answer, he said meaningfully: "You know there is an AI in this building, right? Jarvis is everywhere, Tony Stark laughed three times in the course of talking to me, what does that mean, Carl."

Clark, who also has intelligent AI: "!!!"

Means what, means Tony knows he gave Steve a hot blow/job in a fanfic and fathered three kids!And the eighteen messy love styles that Hawkeye taught Steve, I swear by Bruce's IQ, Clint Barton, you are finished!

Superman's complexion changed again and again, and finally, under Bruce's murderous eyes, he bit the bullet and leaned over to kiss Batman, and argued, "I, I don't stand on the super iron, I just eat super bats."

Bruce showed a surprised expression at the right time: "Do you still know Super Bat?"

Clark didn't know it at first, but according to the combination of super iron, isn't the pairing of Superman and Batman a super bat?

But seeing Bruce's expression, Clark instantly thought that there must be these superhero fan pairs in their world!

Clark was ashamed and angry: "Bruce, you already knew this!"

Batman nodded irrefutably: "Yes, not only Super Bat, but also Green Red, Flash Bat, Super Flash, Sea Bat, I suspect they are randomly combining the Justice League, by the way, I also watch A fan who has crossed the sea a little bit, Arthur in it is a little mermaid."

And this kind of operation, Clark was completely dumbfounded, he murmured: "Barry and Hal are indeed very close, but Arthur has a wife..."

Rao, with his wild muscles and big beard, Arthur is still the Little Mermaid.

When Clark thought that he and the Little Mermaid version of Arthur still had a fanfic, the whole superstar almost collapsed.He asked pitifully: "Why Chaohai? Have you seen Chaobat? We are the best partners in the world, and the match must be even hotter."

Bruce let out a low laugh. He used Batman's deep and magnetic voice, which made half of Clark's body numb.

He grabbed the young reporter's shirt collar - the Kryptonian followed his force and lowered his head.

Batman kissed the other party's soft lips fiercely. His kissing skills were much better than Clark's. The nimble tip of his tongue pried open the lips and teeth, and conquered the city.

Clark was not skilled enough, so he held his breath to come together. He put his arms around Bruce's flexible waist, restraining himself not to crush him into his bones, and soon turned back and kissed Bruce dizzily, until his steel-blue pupils gradually lost consciousness, and he had to Helping him to breathe heavily, this long kiss ended.

Unlike his aggressive and possessive kisses, Superman looks pure on the outside, but seems to be the one being forced (although it is true). His handsome face is slightly red, and the tips of his ears are also red. Lan's moist eyes looked over, honest and innocent.

Bruce glared at him, obviously very dissatisfied with being robbed of the initiative to kiss by such a youthful Clark, he straightened the skirt that Superman had unconsciously pulled open, and asked with a playboy's frivolous smile: " Is it that hot, sweetheart."

Clark: "..."

Clarke screamed inwardly: Bruce must not know how attractive he is now with rosy lips and physical tears in his eyes!Rao, he glared at me!He is so good looking!I love him!

Superman's shy look obviously pleased Bruce, and he said calmly: "Actually, I did read a few articles. Not long after you were resurrected, I got a new Robin. There is speculation in the forum that when Superman While sleeping underground, Batman was pregnant with Krypton's last hope."

This time it was Clark's turn to be dumbfounded.

Unconsciously, his eyes moved to Batman's abdomen, and he sighed unconsciously: "Lao..."

The author has something to say:

I just want to give out sugar every day, and I don't bother to go through the plot at all. I suspect that this article will be dragged to two hundred chapters by me!

How many people are watching, I feel inflated when I click on it, I think there are hundreds of people!But looking at the comments, there are only a dozen orz

In the next chapter, I will start to take the unrighteous super branch line, and when I come back, I will start to abuse the iron. Avengers [-] and American Team [-], by the way, get Kuaiyin. This time, the little angel of Kuaiyin will not die this time, but I have a single arrow for setting the silver eagle. Although it is definitely not possible, but I really like this pair...

Now it's brainstorming time!Yes, I have another brain hole!

Everyone knows that the master is called Batman, but he can't fly!In order to make up for this shortcoming and the age problem of Super Bat, I have another brain hole.

That's right, have you seen Super Seminary?The background is more sci-fi. There is a race called angels, with max combat ability. All of them are 1.8 meters beautiful ladies with blond hair and blue eyes, wearing silver armor and little red dresses, and a pair of big wings. They are all girls of this race. , so sometimes you need to "go down to earth". Once you retract your wings, you will no longer be an angel. You can replenish your strength by kissing and hehehe with a person with strong genes, and then that person can also get some of the abilities of an angel. If someone is selected to be his guardian angel, it will be even more 6. In the original work, the male protagonist directly grows a pair of black wings, and both of them will not die. They are both energy bodies, and they can be resurrected after charging. In short, it's awesome.

Let's take a taste of this guardian oath

I would like to be the guardian angel of XXX, love what she loves, think what she thinks, bear the pain for her, go through the suffering, no matter poor or rich, no matter in troubled times, or regardless of God, I will draw my sword and die for her Fight, fold up your wings for her, and never leave her, forever.

It's so cool!

CP is super bat, the heroine is paired with Brother Tong.

The protagonist is the daughter of the hero of the Super Seminary and Angel Yan (former left/wing guard, now the king of angels).

Of course, they didn’t have a child in the animation, and the heroine hasn’t been determined yet. One of the two obvious heroines will be separated for 1000 years, and the other will run away with the devil lily.

Then there is a little angel, her father is the power of the galaxy, after all, he was the former male protagonist, and he has become a god, awesome.Her mother is also very powerful, the king of angels, a proper royal sister and queen carnivorous department, almost directly overthrow her father, also awesome.

So the heroine is also very awesome. This awesomeness is usually reflected in her character. Like her mother, she is a carnivore, especially mobile, and has the same aesthetics as his father. The more I want that kind (the girl her dad had a crush on back then, but she ran off to meet the Demon Queen Lily, the male protagonist also said that he would never change his mind unless he died, and then he really died again before being with the present. girlfriend), bumped his head against the south wall and never looked back.

Who is Gotham's hottest, thorny and unobtainable sweetheart?

Definitely Batman and Robin.

So the heroine went to see Batman, and she was startled when she saw that Batman could be her father, but it was Robin, with her hips, hehehe, sister Yu matched Zhengtai, just right.

Just like her mother back then, a thousand-year-old sister Yu eats a lady in her twenties.

Then Brother Tong had an accident, and the heroine exploded immediately!I dare to do it to you!Batman doesn't kill the heroine, but he does. After all, how many times have the angel and devil jihads been fought!Her parents are all played roles.

The hostess immediately signed a contract with Brother Tong, and Brother Tong survived.

After living for a while, the revived Brother Tong (because the heroine signed a contract with him and killed the clown, so the brother and sister Tong are rebellious! It’s OK to be awkward! We want to spoil the master! The whole family’s pet!) began to worry His father's physical and emotional condition.

The hostess will help!

After all, the race of angels is based on the sci-fi worldview. An angel is basically an AI, which itself has no definition of love.

This is what the original said: Love is the will of the universe, I don’t need to be with you for a long time to love you, as long as the genes are suitable.

Although the heroine is a half-angel, she still admires this. After a scan, Batman and Superman are the best match. They must be in love.

But they actually don't carry out genetic linking, is Batman old without seeing it?

The heroine, who is worried about her father-in-law's emotional state, can't help but make suggestions to Superman.

Superman looks WTF: Batman has a crush on me? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Then get along with all kinds of awkwardness, Batman can make up countless love and hatred with a single look.

In the end, he managed to bend himself and confess to Batman.

Batman: ? ? ? ? ? ?

Batman rolled his eyes, not taking it seriously.

Superman: Bruce!I know you won't believe that I fell in love with you so quickly!But I'm serious!blah blah blah

Batman:  …

After all, they held hands and kissed the villain and rolled in the fire, how could Batman have no idea!In the past, he suppressed it by force, but recently this alien always looks at him with that kind of affectionate eyes. His eyes are so beautiful, who can refuse!

So HE.

Superman used the method of the bishop to successfully link with Bruce Gene.

Since then, Batman can fly and live a long life.

Super Bat lived happily together.

Where is the hostess?The hostess took Brother Tong home to visit her father-in-law.

The main thing is to send a character to give the master and Superman a cheat, and then everyone will pet the bat in a fancy way, no brains.