this life is waiting

In order not to let Feng Jiang stay alone in the empty room, when I went to take care of her at night, I brought Yuyu with me.

Sure enough, the facts were as I guessed. After playing a game of Doudizhu, the friendship between the two of them skyrocketed, and it was shown in the circle of friends. They even complained about my actions from beginning to end when taking pictures together.

Obviously I am their mutual friend, but when they are discussing their beloved Xipi, I feel lonely.

I immediately regretted not bringing He Cheng here. Although the chatter is not as hot as theirs, we can show them our affection.

Thinking of this, I silently glanced at the pair of threes on the bed, and then at my own cards, feeling powerless.

For three, I'm sorry.

In the end, they didn't even play cards. They leaned on the bed, watched TV, ate melon seeds and chatted. They talked about historical figures, but they were able to talk about which emperor and which prime minister had a romantic relationship, and then started the Amway novel.

They finally realized my existence when they were discussing that two concubines fell in love and killed each other.

Yuyu glanced at me first, then slapped Feng Jiang twice, and said, "I'll give you a pair of Lily Xipi."

I had a vague premonition, and after vomiting out the melon seed husks, I heard her say, "Frigidity Xipi."

I:……

Yuyu: Hahahaha.

Feng Jiang:? ? ?

Feng Jiang sat down solemnly, stretched his legs under the quilt, and asked me, "Who is who?"

Yuyu was already lying on my lap with a smile, but I couldn't laugh out of my indifferent face, Feng Jiang probably understood the scene, he smiled and said, "You and the elementary school girl. "

Yuyu raised her head to look at Feng Jiang, and because of her smile, most of her teeth were exposed, her eyes narrowed into a line, and she said in a strange tone, "Isn't it frigid."

Finally, one time, Feng Jiang didn't understand Yuyu's point, so she smiled and put potato chips in her mouth, "It's okay."

Luckily, this sentence reminded me of a dream I had in high school, which is supposed to be a erotic dream, but the strange thing is that the protagonist is not me, but Alec Su and Ruby Lin.

Looking back now, I still have a deep impression. I dreamed that I hid in the grass and watched the two of them roll around.

The next day I hesitated for a long time, but I still told Feng Jiang about it. At that time, everyone was underage, and they were always ignorant and shy about such things and wanted to explore. This incident directly led to the topic of me and Feng Jiang rising to pornography. cordon.

Later she told me that she also had a similar dream, but she was an immersive person, and the hero was Wang Han.

Because of the opening of the door to a new world, coupled with a mysterious desire to explore, during the time when the final exam was about to take place, we often searched for some sexual knowledge that was not revealed on the Internet, and pretended to be old drivers to discuss wildly in the middle of the night.

We were young and ignorant and expressed many strange views, some were abnormal and some were extreme. We stubbornly defined the world from an extreme angle. We always felt that it was either black or white, and our words were very impassioned.

I don't know if those chat records are still there. If I can find them, I will laugh at my former self.

Of course Feng Jiang doesn't think I'm cold-hearted, after all we once had a crush on a certain actor at the same time.

Now that the topic came to me, Feng Jiang suddenly became curious. She moved a few steps towards my position, bumped into me, and asked, "Tell me, why did you bend?"

I shrugged: "I don't know."

She raised her eyebrows: "Since the elementary school girl said she chased you, then...you were bent?"

After hearing this, Yuyu laughed a few times: "She still needs to break, she has already fallen into He Cheng's love trap."

When she said this sentence, she deliberately chewed the love trap very hard word by word, and also chewed it very funny.

Feng Jiang was even more interested after hearing this. He watched his buttocks shake hard a few times and said, "Ah, I'm curious how you two got together."

This kind of thing is a long story. Although He Cheng and I have known each other for less than a year, and what happened between us is very ordinary, but if we really want to talk about it, we don’t know where to start. It seems that it will take a lot of effort tongue, from the beginning to the present.

Long story, then.

do not talk.

So I waved my hands in the air a few times, "That's it, that's it, we're together."

Yuyu laughed out loud, and said like an insider: "Feng Jiang, let me tell you, He Cheng is a gentle person, he speaks every word, and seems to have no desires." She said while Eat: "Xiaoyi, do you still remember that she gave you a scarf last year? In fact, I didn't tell you. That morning she suddenly told me that it was getting colder. I didn't realize what was going on. She asked me again. Are you wearing very little?"

Yuyu smirked and wiped her hands with a tissue, "I understand now, don't you?" She raised an eyebrow at me: "That's why she brought the scarf here."

I gnawed on the chocolate bar blankly, as if it was happening, but I only remembered the feeling of her giving me the scarf, and I forgot all about it.

Yuyu said and glanced at Feng Jiang: "The dormitory is 20 minutes away from the teaching building. He Cheng didn't have class that day, so it was specially delivered."

Feng Jiang looked at me ambiguously.

Yuyu looked at me ambiguously.

I:……

I asked, "However, how do you know that she sent it specially?"

Yuyu was surprised: "You don't know?"

Me: "I don't know."

Yuyu opened her mouth in surprise and said, "I thought you knew." After she finished speaking, she grabbed my sleeve and said, "Then, do you know about the cold medicine she sent?"

I panicked: "She sent the cold medicine? Didn't you mean Zhao Jia?"

Yuyu was even more terrified. She looked at Feng Jiang speechlessly, hooked her wrist and rubbed it twice: "Ah! I'm going to kneel down for Zhou Xiaoyi."

After saying this, she told me with great excitement that the three characters "Zhou Xiaoyi" in the sentence He Cheng wrote to me on Christmas Eve last year: "Merry Christmas, Zhou Xiaoyi!", and "Zhou Xiaoyi" in the cold medicine, "Zhou Xiaoyi!" Xiaoyi" is exactly the same.

She said she screamed several times because of it.

"Didn't you hear?"

I looked up at the ceiling and thought about it seriously. I seemed to have a little impression, but because I felt that I liked He Cheng that day, I was restless and didn't pay much attention.

I chuckled: "Maybe I heard it."

Yuyu poked my head angrily: "Can you have some snacks!"

Me: Hehehe.

Yuyu: "No wonder I told you later that He Cheng likes you, you must believe me or not."

Me: Hehehe.

Yuyu: "Oh, your sister."

Me: Hey hey.

Feng Jiang, the melon-eating crowd, finally figured out the cause and effect of the incident. As usual, she let out a long cry, and raised her doubts: "So, they have liked each other for a long time, so why, only recently Together."

Yuyu clicked his tongue twice: "It's not because of cowardice, both of them are cowardly, so scared." She hooked Feng Jiang's neck: "And it's very comical, did you know that they were matched by Tang Shuo? Yes." Yuyu raised an eyebrow at Feng Jiang: "Does Tang Shuo know, my ex."

Yuyu continued to gossip: "Tang Shuo wanted to reconcile with Xiao Yi, but Xiao Yi refused, and ended up being an assist. Actually, I don't quite understand this."

She frowned and shrugged.

Feng Jiang let out a long cry in surprise, then raised his tambourine three times: "Wonderful."

Are you sure this is the story of me and He Cheng?Listening to it like this, I actually found it quite interesting.

So when we talk about stories, we still need to find someone who can tell them. Look at me and Yuyu. I think, if Zhao Jia is sent to explain it, it will be even more hype.

Get out of the story and read the story again, you can always read it in a different flavor. The narrator himself is already emotional, so it’s no wonder that the listeners are always led astray.

Fortunately, Feng Jiang is not a cute lily, she is only curious about this matter because it happened to me.

After Yuyu praised He Cheng a few more words, the topic was brought to the past.

Maybe it's because the facts of the past have been opened up, which makes me feel very happy now, even a little sweet.

After playing a few sets of kitten fishing, Yuyu and I packed up and left.

It's just that he didn't expect to meet He Cheng at the door of the dormitory.

She didn't look like she was dressed for going out, she still had a pair of slippers on her feet, and a long coat was worn outside, I saw her first, I don't know if she can see my smile from so far away, but I still treat her Waving and laughing.

Seeing me waving her hand, Yuyu followed my gaze. She was still discussing how she shouldn't have played the cards just now. When she saw He Cheng, she ouched twice, "I'm coming down to pick you up."

Half a minute later, we walked in front of her, and He Cheng glanced at me first, then shook the package in her hand, and explained: "Come down to get the express delivery, I saw you."

Yuyu answered in a strange voice: "Don't quibble, I understand, I understand."

After she finished speaking, she ran away in a hurry.

This person is so savvy, Teacher Zhou will reward her with little red flowers and stickers when she goes back.

Late at night, there were few pedestrians on the road, we walked very slowly, she took my hand naturally.

Yuyu gave me a popular science story before. She said that the chin can be used to see the attack, and the hand can also be used to see the attack. The chin is commonly found in *anime, with a pointed chin and a flat chin.

As for the matter of holding hands, the first is the attack, and the second is the receiving.

Thinking of this, I lowered my head and took a look, this naked, I'm sorry...

I swallowed my saliva, squeezed her hand hard, looked at her and said, "Come on, tell senior sister, did you already have plans for me?"

She tilted her head: "Huh?"

I laughed: "Today, Yuyu told me that you gave me cold medicine, didn't you? I thought about it, and it happened a long time ago."

I looked at her sideways and asked as I walked, "Honestly, did you care about me or like me at that time?!"

She didn't evade: "I like you."

I pause.

I'm embarrassed to be so frank.

I laughed dryly a few times and stood up solemnly.

It's amazing. After living for so long, I never knew that I still have the attribute of liking girls. At first, I was so scared that I didn't even dare to see her, but now I'm very glad that I met such a person.

Whether it's because of her or because of me, at least for now, I'm really happy.

Although the name is ugly, and even a little narcissistic, I was the first to eat the Amway of Xipi, which is sexually frigid.