[Compilation] Nine Palaces

The Taoist priest threw out all the instruments in his bedroom.

Xiao Daotong was puzzled: "Master, what are you doing?"

"Retreat and rest." The Taoist priest swung his sleeves and closed the door, walked over and patted the kid's head on the bed empty-handedly, "Don't be afraid, I'll throw it all out."

Kid: "(⊙_⊙)."

Xiao Daotong outside the door muttered: "I have only heard of retreating and practicing, but I have never heard of retreating to rest."

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The Taoist priest burned some pens, ink, paper and inkstones for the little ghost, and then patiently taught the little ghost to write every day.

Half a month later, the Taoist chief sighed when he saw the little ghost's words making no progress.

The little ghost twisted his fingers: "Dao... Daoist, am I too stupid?"

Daoist: "It's okay...probably...you are a purely natural ghost painting charm."

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Daoist: "The Ghost Festival is here, do you want to visit your family?"

Kid: "I don't remember my family."

Daoist: "I know where they are."

The kid shook his head: "No, I don't remember them all. I just remember that the only person I saw after waking up was the Taoist priest, and that's enough."

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Xiao Daotong knocked on the door of the Taoist priest: "Master, Master Uncle is here!"

The Taoist priest's voice came from inside the door: "I told you to rest in retreat for the teacher, see you!"

Xiao Daotong said to the people beside him with a bitter face: "Uncle, look, Master doesn't know what the hell is going on, so he insists on retreating to rest."

The uncle curled his lips into a smile: "He's messing with the brat."

Xiaodaotong: "????"

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Xiaodaotong: "Uncle, Master really raised a kid?"

Master Uncle: "Yes."

Xiao Daotong shuddered: "I heard that ghosts will go to the human body, is it true or not?"

The uncle smiled: "Don't worry, the little ghost raised by your master will not go to the human body, only your master will take his place~"

Xiaodaotong: "????"

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Xiao Daotong: "Master Uncle, when will Master leave the customs?"

Uncle Master: "It depends on when that little devil will have a physical body."

Xiao Daotong: "Oh, Master is so kind, he worked so hard to help that little devil."

Master Uncle: "..."

Xiao Daotong: "Uncle, why did you agree to help Master manage the Taoist temple? Aren't you most afraid of trouble?"

The uncle smiled: "Because of you."

Xiaodaotong: "????"

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Uncle Master pinched his fingers and said: "The little ghost raised by your master will have a real body tomorrow."

Xiaodaotong: "Great! Master will be able to leave the customs tomorrow!"

Master Uncle: "No, he and that kid will have to stay in bed for a few more days before they come out."

Xiaodaotong: "????"

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Daoist: "How do you feel?"

Little ghost: "Dao... Daoist, where are my clothes?"

Daoist: "You have just transformed into a body, and you can't wear clothes yet. The cloth will hurt your skin."

Kid: "But isn't the quilt under me also made of fabric?"

Daoist: "..." Why do you think that the little ghost has become smarter when he has a body?

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Master Uncle: "Finally I'm willing to pass the test."

Taoist leader: "Thank you, junior brother, for helping to take care of the Taoist temple these days."

Uncle Master: "Everyone takes what they need."

Daoist: "My apprentice is still young, don't be too impatient."

The uncle glanced at the kid on the bed: "You can keep this for yourself."

【THAN】