Colonel gets slapped in the face every day

Xie Junyi ran to Zhang's house in the middle of the night to knock on the door, and reported to Zhang's mother that Zhang Yuwan had robbed his fiancée.

"Qingqing and I are about to get married, and he is the one who took the love away!"

Zhang Yuwan, who was wearing the little green dinosaur pajamas, looked at Xie Junyi and his mother with a bewildered expression, and felt that his legs were a little weak.

Xie Junyi slenderly pointed at Zhang Yuwan's pajamas and said violently: "Auntie, look! Look at his pajamas! He robbed my wife and deliberately laughed at my head for being green!"

Zhang Yuwan: "..." Brother Xie, you are so good at acting!

Zhang's mother: "Wanwan, what's going on?"

Zhang Yuwan: "..." How do I know what's going on?Luo Qing didn't say hello to me either!Isn't this a test of my impromptu performance? !

"We are true love!" Zhang Yu turned into a bully for a second, "Qingqing told me that he and brother Xie are married by finger to belly, and they have never been together before, and they have no feelings for each other!"

Xie Junyi: "Why don't you have feelings? I have feelings!"

Zhang Yuwan: "I have a fart relationship! Qingqing and I have been classmates since junior high school, and I have never seen you appear before!"

Xie Junyi: "..." His face hurts.

The author has something to say: one slap in the face is a chapter hahahaha, let's count how many times you can slap the face in the end.