This host is not very straight
Chapter 18 World 3: Little Lolita and Aunt Weird
Luo Jia looked at the school gate in front of her with a dazed expression, and she was so frightened that she hurriedly looked down at herself. She still had long legs, fair complexion, big breasts and a small waist, a typical Miss Yu.
System: "Bah, shameless."
Lorgar: "..."
Well, the point is that her body is definitely that of an adult.So the question is, why did she appear at the gate of the kindergarten as an adult?Say she is a teacher?Luo Jia took out her mobile phone to check the time, she seems to be still in class now, and based on the mobile phone she took out and the preciousness of the watch on the original owner's wrist, she is definitely a rich second-generation teacher or someone with problems.
Could it be!Luo Jia covered her mouth, is she a person with a child?
"Don't make wild guesses." The system couldn't stand it anymore, and knocked her on the head, "Let me show you the plot slowly."
"Really, you can't give me any good fantasies."
The system looked at her meaningfully, "Do you like children?"
"I like it, it's white and soft, so cute." Luo Jia said while checking the plot. When she finished watching, if the plot was real, she would definitely drop the book. "Such a perverted character design, such a large-scale plot will not be harmonized?"
What annoyed her the most was that the original owner's setting turned out to be an M.Just kidding, although she hasn't attacked, it should be S anyway.Wait, why would she know this.
"Huh?" The system took a look, and blushed, "Sorry, I took the wrong script." It quickly put it away, and searched around in the space. There was no way, who made the names of these two worlds so different? picture.The system found the book with two women on the cover. "This is it."
The bell for the end of get out of class rang at this time, and Luo Jia heard several women say: "Everyone, please hold hands and don't just walk around."
I miss it so much, after all, she came here like this back then.
This time I was wearing a novel.
Luo Jia: "Why is it a novel again?"
The system responded casually: "Okay, let you travel through the world next time."
The novel tells a story that Lorgar doesn't know how to describe.At the beginning of the story, the heroine Xia Yifan was born.The heroine's mother is a doctor, and she was promoted to dean when she was five years old, relying on the secret help of the heroine's father.Because both parents are very successful, that is to say, they are very busy and don't have much time to take care of the heroine, so her mother asks Tao Mushi, who is also her younger sister who has just returned from studying abroad and is also a doctor, to help take care of her.It is said that it is because the heroine's mother doesn't trust outsiders.
This has caused a consequence, and it has also laid a hidden danger for the two sisters to turn their faces and deny others in the future.After all, there is a mother who can endure her daughter being closer to her aunt than herself.And there is another point, the heroine's romantic father has repeatedly expressed the idea of cheating on the female partner.The combination of these two points is simply unbearable. In the final battle, the heroine, as expected, chose her mother and abandoned the female partner who loved her deeply.
Wait, love?A trace of doubt flashed in Luo Jia's heart, and he continued to look down.After the female supporting role was abandoned, she was disheartened, never married for the rest of her life, and finally died alone.
Lorgar: The price is quite high.
And the hero... the hero, the hero?Luo Jia quickly finished watching the plot, damn it, there is no hero.
"Second idiot, did you take the wrong script again?"
"No." The system insisted, "You read it wrong, you should also call the female supporting role the heroine, oh, you can call the heroine to accept."
Lorgar: "..."
Yes, this is a frivolous Lily novel.The female supporting role, uh, the heroine Shou... let's call it the original host.The original owner didn't like the heroine from the beginning, so it's not a harmonious novel. In order to be really disharmonious, the author also arranged a bloody plot in two thirds: the two sisters are not real sisters.
But even so, Luo Jia still found it difficult to accept.She scolded: "Second idiot, why are you doing this to me?"
Based on the principle of "I'm right, it's your fault if I make a mistake", the system said sternly: "I saw that you had a lot of fun flirting with girls in the first two worlds, so I might as well let you concentrate on flirting. Listen, this world The main mission: to attack the heroine."
Luo Jia blushed inexplicably, "Is it what I imagined?"
"Yes." The system said calmly, "But only when the heroine chooses you in the final ending can it be considered complete."
In this way, isn't she going to stay in this world for a long time?The alpaca in Luo Jia's heart hadn't finished running, a young figure, probably a teacher, led a white and cute little girl with a small red flower on her eyebrows and a small schoolbag on her back. .
"Miss Tao is here to pick up Yifan again." Luo Jia nodded blankly, and the female teacher looked down at little Lolita, a little sympathetic and reluctant. "Goodbye Yifan, the teacher will miss Yifan."
what's the situation?When Luo Jia saw it, little Lolita looked like she was about to cry, "Well, goodbye teacher. Yifan will miss teacher too."
Luo Jia was really taken aback.She just likes to see Lori's tearful and aggrieved expression.If she remembers correctly, today is the time for Xiao Luoli's kindergarten graduation.
I don't know why I want to laugh.
Then, she has been back to China for a year. Usually, she is the one who picks up the most little lolis. It is no wonder that the female teacher recognizes her.
Luo Jia took little Lori and said goodbye to the female teacher.After walking for a while, little Lolita spoke, her voice was still so soft: "Auntie, don't you drive?"
蛿?
Little Loli raised her hand, "Isn't that mother's car?"
Luo Jia followed the trend, good guy, she hasn't driven a BMW yet.Although the car is not hers, Luo Jia doubts that the mobile phone and the watch are not earned by her.But whatever, just use it happily.
"Host, a warm reminder, you don't know how to drive." The system is a professional pouring cold water, a professional salesman. "However, I can open a back door for you and learn to drive for two gold coins."
"..." You must have guessed how many gold coins I have. "Exchange!" Luo Jia smiled awkwardly at the little Lolita, "I was so busy thinking about things that I forgot about the car."
Xia Yifan tilted his head, as if wondering if this auntie was the original.She opened her arms and raised her head, "Hug~"
"..." This style of painting.In the end, Luo Jia obediently picked her up, the little Lolita was quite thin, so it wasn't heavy to hold her.She put her on the passenger seat, put the seat belt on for her, and took off the little red flower pasted between her eyebrows.Start the car, drive away.In the mirror on the car, she saw the original owner's face clearly, and it was indeed her face, and it was still so pretty.
Look at the little loli, she has a pure face.Therefore, it makes sense that little loli doesn't look like her.If it's not dear, it's not dear.
"Auntie, are Mom and Dad still not free today?"
Luo Jia recalled the original text, "Well, my sister has a meeting tonight, and I may come back later. Brother-in-law, he has already flown to another province for a business trip in the afternoon." Such parents dare to blame their daughter even if they don't even come to the graduation ceremony. kiss others.Luo Jia felt sorry for little Lolita for a second.
"Oh." Xia Yifan didn't look sad and sad, "Auntie, let's not go home so early, okay, there's no one at home, it's empty."
The original owner didn't live with his sister's family, but bought a small house by himself, so that he could steal... er, a date with the hostess in the future.
"Where does Yifan want to go?"
Xia Yifan thought for a while, "I don't know, where's Auntie?"
Children don't all like playgrounds or something, heroine, is it true that you have been so special since you were a child?However, it seems that the playground is closed at this point.
Luo Jia looked out the window, it was summer, and it was dark at night.She suggested: "How about going to dinner first and then going to the movies?"
System: Don't you still use the same routine.
"Okay. I want to see the minions."
"OK." Lorgar said.This is just like a child.She turned on the navigation and found a famous local noodle shop.
"Do you want it spicy?" the waiter asked as usual.
"No." Lorgar said.
"I want it." Xia Yifan said.
Waiter: "The soup base is spicy, do you want more?"
Luo Jia thought about it, the soup base was just as hot as it could be, so he didn't change it.However, she regretted it halfway through the meal. Is his soup base boiled with chili?Luo Jia was about to burst into tears from being stimulated.A glass of water was delivered to her in time. Luo Jia took it and put it in his mouth. Xia Yifan who was opposite was looking at her worriedly.
"Are you all right, auntie?"
Lorgar shook his head and swallowed the water.Xia Yifan continued: "Auntie can't eat spicy food, so don't eat it."
It's dangerous, but fortunately the original owner can't eat spicy food.Luo Jia was not in the mood to eat it, so he just focused on reading the description about the original owner.According to the book, the original owner was a highly skilled surgeon with a clear distinction between public and private affairs.Because the education received is different from that of my sister, so I can't understand certain unspoken rules very much, and I often talk to my sister about it.In addition, the original owner is now 24 years old, so he is far behind the heroine... Anyway, there is a lot of age difference.She had two boyfriends, but she was still a virgin because she was frigid.
What the hell, Lorgar felt powerless.The soup base of this store is invincible, her chest is burning, and her stomach is burning.When she finally suppressed the discomfort, Xia Yifan had already eaten a clean meal, with a calm expression on his face, without any normal behavior after eating chili.
sharp.Luo Jia gave a thumbs up in his heart, as expected of a person who grew up in the south.
"Don't you think that what you should be most concerned about now is how to hold the scalpel?" The system felt that she, the host, was getting more and more stupid, or that the IQ was all in the main personality. "Host, what did you do before you died?"
"The main character has opened a store, and it's counted as a settlement every day. There's nothing to do when you stand there." Luo Jia said, "As for the scalpel, I know you have props."
The system smiled mysteriously, "Yes, I won't introduce the specific function of the item [Healer's Sacred Hand]. It costs [-] gold coins."
Luo Jia: "In a world, you can raise the price of metal coins, and profiteers are not as good as you."
"I know you are poor." The system said, "But I just want to raise the price, what can you do with me?"
Lorgar returned the same smile, but said nothing.She and Xia Yifan got back into the car and drove to the next destination.Luckily for them, there happened to be a Minion movie.After buying movie tickets, Luo Jia bought another bucket of popcorn.Xia Yifan seemed a little helpless, she walked into the theater with popcorn bigger than her face.In the end, as Lorgar estimated, she finished eating by herself.
Luo Jia has always had no resistance to cute things, but fortunately the original owner is the same as her, otherwise how could he attack little Lolita?
"Pay attention to the scale, host."
Luo Jia said seriously: "I think it was you who led me to ruin."
"Did I spoil you?" The system got angry, "It's obvious that you spoiled me."
Zheng Huan, who was fighting with the system, didn't see Xia Yifan looking at her intently.She laughed silently, her eyes curved into half-moon shapes.
System: "Bah, shameless."
Lorgar: "..."
Well, the point is that her body is definitely that of an adult.So the question is, why did she appear at the gate of the kindergarten as an adult?Say she is a teacher?Luo Jia took out her mobile phone to check the time, she seems to be still in class now, and based on the mobile phone she took out and the preciousness of the watch on the original owner's wrist, she is definitely a rich second-generation teacher or someone with problems.
Could it be!Luo Jia covered her mouth, is she a person with a child?
"Don't make wild guesses." The system couldn't stand it anymore, and knocked her on the head, "Let me show you the plot slowly."
"Really, you can't give me any good fantasies."
The system looked at her meaningfully, "Do you like children?"
"I like it, it's white and soft, so cute." Luo Jia said while checking the plot. When she finished watching, if the plot was real, she would definitely drop the book. "Such a perverted character design, such a large-scale plot will not be harmonized?"
What annoyed her the most was that the original owner's setting turned out to be an M.Just kidding, although she hasn't attacked, it should be S anyway.Wait, why would she know this.
"Huh?" The system took a look, and blushed, "Sorry, I took the wrong script." It quickly put it away, and searched around in the space. There was no way, who made the names of these two worlds so different? picture.The system found the book with two women on the cover. "This is it."
The bell for the end of get out of class rang at this time, and Luo Jia heard several women say: "Everyone, please hold hands and don't just walk around."
I miss it so much, after all, she came here like this back then.
This time I was wearing a novel.
Luo Jia: "Why is it a novel again?"
The system responded casually: "Okay, let you travel through the world next time."
The novel tells a story that Lorgar doesn't know how to describe.At the beginning of the story, the heroine Xia Yifan was born.The heroine's mother is a doctor, and she was promoted to dean when she was five years old, relying on the secret help of the heroine's father.Because both parents are very successful, that is to say, they are very busy and don't have much time to take care of the heroine, so her mother asks Tao Mushi, who is also her younger sister who has just returned from studying abroad and is also a doctor, to help take care of her.It is said that it is because the heroine's mother doesn't trust outsiders.
This has caused a consequence, and it has also laid a hidden danger for the two sisters to turn their faces and deny others in the future.After all, there is a mother who can endure her daughter being closer to her aunt than herself.And there is another point, the heroine's romantic father has repeatedly expressed the idea of cheating on the female partner.The combination of these two points is simply unbearable. In the final battle, the heroine, as expected, chose her mother and abandoned the female partner who loved her deeply.
Wait, love?A trace of doubt flashed in Luo Jia's heart, and he continued to look down.After the female supporting role was abandoned, she was disheartened, never married for the rest of her life, and finally died alone.
Lorgar: The price is quite high.
And the hero... the hero, the hero?Luo Jia quickly finished watching the plot, damn it, there is no hero.
"Second idiot, did you take the wrong script again?"
"No." The system insisted, "You read it wrong, you should also call the female supporting role the heroine, oh, you can call the heroine to accept."
Lorgar: "..."
Yes, this is a frivolous Lily novel.The female supporting role, uh, the heroine Shou... let's call it the original host.The original owner didn't like the heroine from the beginning, so it's not a harmonious novel. In order to be really disharmonious, the author also arranged a bloody plot in two thirds: the two sisters are not real sisters.
But even so, Luo Jia still found it difficult to accept.She scolded: "Second idiot, why are you doing this to me?"
Based on the principle of "I'm right, it's your fault if I make a mistake", the system said sternly: "I saw that you had a lot of fun flirting with girls in the first two worlds, so I might as well let you concentrate on flirting. Listen, this world The main mission: to attack the heroine."
Luo Jia blushed inexplicably, "Is it what I imagined?"
"Yes." The system said calmly, "But only when the heroine chooses you in the final ending can it be considered complete."
In this way, isn't she going to stay in this world for a long time?The alpaca in Luo Jia's heart hadn't finished running, a young figure, probably a teacher, led a white and cute little girl with a small red flower on her eyebrows and a small schoolbag on her back. .
"Miss Tao is here to pick up Yifan again." Luo Jia nodded blankly, and the female teacher looked down at little Lolita, a little sympathetic and reluctant. "Goodbye Yifan, the teacher will miss Yifan."
what's the situation?When Luo Jia saw it, little Lolita looked like she was about to cry, "Well, goodbye teacher. Yifan will miss teacher too."
Luo Jia was really taken aback.She just likes to see Lori's tearful and aggrieved expression.If she remembers correctly, today is the time for Xiao Luoli's kindergarten graduation.
I don't know why I want to laugh.
Then, she has been back to China for a year. Usually, she is the one who picks up the most little lolis. It is no wonder that the female teacher recognizes her.
Luo Jia took little Lori and said goodbye to the female teacher.After walking for a while, little Lolita spoke, her voice was still so soft: "Auntie, don't you drive?"
蛿?
Little Loli raised her hand, "Isn't that mother's car?"
Luo Jia followed the trend, good guy, she hasn't driven a BMW yet.Although the car is not hers, Luo Jia doubts that the mobile phone and the watch are not earned by her.But whatever, just use it happily.
"Host, a warm reminder, you don't know how to drive." The system is a professional pouring cold water, a professional salesman. "However, I can open a back door for you and learn to drive for two gold coins."
"..." You must have guessed how many gold coins I have. "Exchange!" Luo Jia smiled awkwardly at the little Lolita, "I was so busy thinking about things that I forgot about the car."
Xia Yifan tilted his head, as if wondering if this auntie was the original.She opened her arms and raised her head, "Hug~"
"..." This style of painting.In the end, Luo Jia obediently picked her up, the little Lolita was quite thin, so it wasn't heavy to hold her.She put her on the passenger seat, put the seat belt on for her, and took off the little red flower pasted between her eyebrows.Start the car, drive away.In the mirror on the car, she saw the original owner's face clearly, and it was indeed her face, and it was still so pretty.
Look at the little loli, she has a pure face.Therefore, it makes sense that little loli doesn't look like her.If it's not dear, it's not dear.
"Auntie, are Mom and Dad still not free today?"
Luo Jia recalled the original text, "Well, my sister has a meeting tonight, and I may come back later. Brother-in-law, he has already flown to another province for a business trip in the afternoon." Such parents dare to blame their daughter even if they don't even come to the graduation ceremony. kiss others.Luo Jia felt sorry for little Lolita for a second.
"Oh." Xia Yifan didn't look sad and sad, "Auntie, let's not go home so early, okay, there's no one at home, it's empty."
The original owner didn't live with his sister's family, but bought a small house by himself, so that he could steal... er, a date with the hostess in the future.
"Where does Yifan want to go?"
Xia Yifan thought for a while, "I don't know, where's Auntie?"
Children don't all like playgrounds or something, heroine, is it true that you have been so special since you were a child?However, it seems that the playground is closed at this point.
Luo Jia looked out the window, it was summer, and it was dark at night.She suggested: "How about going to dinner first and then going to the movies?"
System: Don't you still use the same routine.
"Okay. I want to see the minions."
"OK." Lorgar said.This is just like a child.She turned on the navigation and found a famous local noodle shop.
"Do you want it spicy?" the waiter asked as usual.
"No." Lorgar said.
"I want it." Xia Yifan said.
Waiter: "The soup base is spicy, do you want more?"
Luo Jia thought about it, the soup base was just as hot as it could be, so he didn't change it.However, she regretted it halfway through the meal. Is his soup base boiled with chili?Luo Jia was about to burst into tears from being stimulated.A glass of water was delivered to her in time. Luo Jia took it and put it in his mouth. Xia Yifan who was opposite was looking at her worriedly.
"Are you all right, auntie?"
Lorgar shook his head and swallowed the water.Xia Yifan continued: "Auntie can't eat spicy food, so don't eat it."
It's dangerous, but fortunately the original owner can't eat spicy food.Luo Jia was not in the mood to eat it, so he just focused on reading the description about the original owner.According to the book, the original owner was a highly skilled surgeon with a clear distinction between public and private affairs.Because the education received is different from that of my sister, so I can't understand certain unspoken rules very much, and I often talk to my sister about it.In addition, the original owner is now 24 years old, so he is far behind the heroine... Anyway, there is a lot of age difference.She had two boyfriends, but she was still a virgin because she was frigid.
What the hell, Lorgar felt powerless.The soup base of this store is invincible, her chest is burning, and her stomach is burning.When she finally suppressed the discomfort, Xia Yifan had already eaten a clean meal, with a calm expression on his face, without any normal behavior after eating chili.
sharp.Luo Jia gave a thumbs up in his heart, as expected of a person who grew up in the south.
"Don't you think that what you should be most concerned about now is how to hold the scalpel?" The system felt that she, the host, was getting more and more stupid, or that the IQ was all in the main personality. "Host, what did you do before you died?"
"The main character has opened a store, and it's counted as a settlement every day. There's nothing to do when you stand there." Luo Jia said, "As for the scalpel, I know you have props."
The system smiled mysteriously, "Yes, I won't introduce the specific function of the item [Healer's Sacred Hand]. It costs [-] gold coins."
Luo Jia: "In a world, you can raise the price of metal coins, and profiteers are not as good as you."
"I know you are poor." The system said, "But I just want to raise the price, what can you do with me?"
Lorgar returned the same smile, but said nothing.She and Xia Yifan got back into the car and drove to the next destination.Luckily for them, there happened to be a Minion movie.After buying movie tickets, Luo Jia bought another bucket of popcorn.Xia Yifan seemed a little helpless, she walked into the theater with popcorn bigger than her face.In the end, as Lorgar estimated, she finished eating by herself.
Luo Jia has always had no resistance to cute things, but fortunately the original owner is the same as her, otherwise how could he attack little Lolita?
"Pay attention to the scale, host."
Luo Jia said seriously: "I think it was you who led me to ruin."
"Did I spoil you?" The system got angry, "It's obvious that you spoiled me."
Zheng Huan, who was fighting with the system, didn't see Xia Yifan looking at her intently.She laughed silently, her eyes curved into half-moon shapes.
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