Little Bosses and Little Monsters

Shu Jing has a little trouble recently, which has nothing to do with anyone. He found that his memory has reached an outrageous level, and he seems to focus on developing in the direction of throwing things. What is the specific manifestation?The things he touched had a half chance of disappearing in the blink of an eye.

And it’s different from the past—when Xiaohe was packing up in the store, she could still find most of them. Shu Jing could take things lightly when she first lost things. One day when Shu Jing sat in front of the desk and found that the desk was more than half empty, he realized later that he had lost things too frequently recently, and he had never found any of them.

He had also wondered if Pepe had packed his things elsewhere by mistake when he was helping in the store, but when asked, Pepe panicked and said that he had never moved his things without authorization, and even more so He testified that Shu Jing's things were always done by herself.In this way, Shu Jing no longer doubted, because Xiaohe was the earth-bound spirit of the land of the bookstore, and if Pepe wanted to do small tricks in the bookstore, there was absolutely no reason to hide it from Xiaohe.

This is a trivial matter, you can buy something again if you lose it, but you can’t buy it any more. With Mr. Shu’s easy-going temperament, there is nothing he must do. It’s just that there are too many times, and small troubles continue. Shu Jing is like Like any elderly person, he has uneasiness and anxiety about his physical condition.

"Are you saying I'm in menopause?" Shu Jing asked Tianwang worriedly while fiddled with his bald bamboo pen holder.

Tianwang almost laughed out loud: "Brother, you have lived for tens of thousands of years, and now you are worrying about menopause, don't you think it's too late?"

"Then why do I have such a bad memory?"

"Did you have a good memory before?"

"People only get worse when they get older."

"That's right, you're already very old, so your memory has always been poor, it didn't start from today." Tian Wang hoped that Shu Jing could quickly recognize himself and stop trying to mix in the ranks of young people.

Xiaohe drifted between the two, silently put down a magazine, and on a certain page opened was written a research report, showing that people's memory has little to do with age, people with poor memory usually I have a bad memory when I'm young.

Tianwang carefully recalled the time when they were still in Yudao Island. Indeed, although it was not young at that time, it was better than now, but Shu Jing's memory is not good, and there were signs at that time.All kinds of matters on the island are dealt with by the big and the small. Shu Jing is like now, likes to pick up some random gadgets at home, and when I bring them back, I don’t remember them in a blink of an eye. It has to be big or small. Arrange the little ones according to their habit categories.It's like stepping on a strange beast cub while taking a walk, but still making a fuss about when this monster appeared on my island, and completely forgetting that I brought back someone else's pregnant mother. There are too many to list.

This person relied on Manman 5000 years ago, and Xiaohe 5000 years later, the time in between, but how did he live.

Thinking of this, Tianwang couldn't help but look at Shu Jing with sympathy.

The two fell silent at the same time.At this moment, Pepe carried the vegetables into the door, leaning against the door frame and posing in a charming pose. The ruby ​​on the collar shone in the bright sunshine, and together with the girl, it bloomed into a delicate flower with dew in the morning.

"Hello~ Minnasan, your beautiful and heroic princess has overcome the difficulties of dragons and thorns and returned with a crown!"

Everyone in the bookstore: ...

Tianwang: "Hello? This friend, can I trouble you to speak human language?"

Pepe gave him a look of "you are so boring": "I said I came back from grocery shopping!"

"Evil dragon?"

"I've finally seen the strength of the farm aunt! My God, that burly body, that squeezing strength, could it be the legendary urban management fuck."

"thorns……?"

"How can the vegetable market grow like that? I have been to the supermarket before, and the vegetable market is actually placed on the floor! It is not neat at all. Fortunately, I am not obsessive-compulsive disorder." Finally, Pepe complained : "Are you guys my age? Don't you even watch anime at all?"

Then there is no need for Crown to ask, Shu Jing's eyes automatically fell on the vegetable basket in Pepe's hand.

Emmmmmm…

How should I put it, a carrot, half a slice of wax gourd, two broccoli flowers, and two eggs.

Considering that the girl who is shopping for groceries for the first time needs to maintain her enthusiasm—"Perhaps, some are not enough to eat?"

"No way, I eat very little, and the ones I bought are very healthy. Broccoli is low in calories and high in fiber, carrots are good for eyesight, and winter melon soup is perfect!" Pepe's expression is obviously saying "Quick praise I".

"Emmmmmm... at least buy some meat?"

Peipei was taken aback, as if Shu Jing asked such a terrifying question: "I lose weight! How can I eat meat?!"

Sister, you will reduce us, but we will not reduce it!My old bones are gone, let me eat grass, and I will sue you for mistreating and cherishing creatures!

Shu Jing cast his eyes on Tian Wang, and the meaning was very clear - you can figure it out.

Tianwang expressed with his eyes—be careful, I'll take care of it.

"It's like this, Pepe, because I'm growing, so I need more nutrition."

Pepe held up the two shabby eggs as if asking for credit: "That's why I bought eggs! These are specially prepared for you, Brother Tianwang."

Shu Jing took a deep breath—they have started to specialize in small stoves, and if this continues, will my bed be given up? !

At the beginning of menopause, all aspects of function decline and memory decline, and now there are young and beautiful girls entering the house to invade the territory, blatantly coveting her boyfriend, is there a more miserable old age than this?

Shu Jing went to the backyard with a heart full of glass in her miserable mind of living on the street with no one to rely on.

Even Tianwang couldn't fully understand Shu Jing's strange state at this time, so he watched him leave with a dazed expression.

Xiaohe passed in front of him silently, and put down another magazine. On the opened page was written "Top Ten Reasons Menopausal Menopause Is Depressed and Easily Out of Control".

Peipei followed Xiaohe with a vegetable basket: "Miss, where should I put this vegetable?"

"Bring it to the kitchen."

The amazing thing is that with Pepe's pride, she didn't mind Xiaohe's indifference at all, but kept following her behind for help.

"Are you going to cook? Sister Xiaohe, let me help you."

Xiaohe stared at her, and Peipei quickly burst into a standard eight and a half smiles.

"Come with me."

Since the vegetables Pepe bought couldn't support a meal for three, Xiaohe looked through the refrigerator for some lean meat and cabbage, so she decided to cook noodles for lunch. Pepe excitedly wanted to learn how to make noodles from her.Although she was a bit clumsy, she really wanted to do things well, imitating Xiaohe's movements, rubbing the flour on her face, and the dough finally looked alike.

When the two finished rolling out the noodles, Peipei was already out of breath. Seeing her sweating, Xiaohe took a wet towel and handed it to Peipei.

"Wipe your face, I'll do it later, you go to rest."

Pepe wiped off the sticky flour on her face, and smiled at Xiaohe: "I'm really useless, right? I can't do anything well, and I'm still weak."

Xiaohe pondered for a few seconds: "Well, it's relatively useless."

Pepe: "...Hey, you are too straightforward, at least please comfort me!"

Obviously you said it first, Xiaohe tilted his head in confusion: "Consolation? I don't know how to do it, do you need it?"

Pepe raised her head proudly: "Of course Miss Ben doesn't need comfort from you mortals."

Xiaohe pointed to her delicate and pretty face like a flower: "You..."

"what?"

"Your face."

"What? Are you beautiful?"

"Looks like a spot."

"What?!" Pepe's face turned pale, like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and rushed out of the kitchen to find the mirror.

Shu Jing squatted in front of a pot of phalaenopsis, and watched as Pepe rushed out with a pale face, and then rushed into the bookstore.

After a while, he looked away.

"This girl is really hot, and I don't know who can raise her. Back then, the Yellow Emperor's daughter almost became my fifteenth concubine. That girl also looks informal, but let's do things more practically." She is not sloppy, and is more useful than many old men. She is also very beautiful and has a good figure. She is not the beauty of this kind of little girl, but the kind that is particularly majestic. She is so majestic that she stares at her. Half of them were trembling. At that time, the reputation of this concubine princess was spread all over the Three Realms, and many people said that to marry a wife, you have to marry such a wife. Then Chi You, when she met her father, she wanted to go up and kick him Those in Xiasanlu are all licking their cheeks and wanting to propose marriage. Sigh, I’m really at a loss for saying that. Maybe he’s really a good housewife? Huh? Don’t you think so?”

The Tianxiu turtle lying under the flower pot stretched its neck very slowly, and blinked its dull mung bean eyes in Shu Jing's thoughts.

"I don't really have no meat for lunch, right? I want to eat eggs too..."

There was some movement outside the door, and Pepe walked out in a daze holding a small mirror.

Although Shu Jing felt that he was still brooding over the egg issue, he looked at the girl's face and asked, "Pepe, are you alright?"

Peipei was awakened suddenly by the sound, and hurriedly straightened her expression: "Ah no, no, nothing."

She knelt down beside Shu Jing and asked curiously, "Brother, store manager, what are you looking at?"

"Ah! There is a little turtle here!" She was pleasantly surprised and wanted to catch Tianxiu tortoise.

Shu Jing quickly reached out to stop her: "It's getting old, it's best not to touch it casually."

"Oh, good." Pepe stuck out her tongue, and withdrew her hand according to the words: "Brother store manager, you really have a lot of small pets in your store, there are turtles, cats, and even monkeys, it's really interesting! You must be a very loving person!"

The corners of Shu Jing's mouth sunken slightly: "Yes, there are dogs."

"Is there a dog? Why didn't I see it? I like dogs the most."

"Here it is."

A cold voice sounded above the two of them, and Tianwang stood behind them, looking at them indifferently.

Pepe opened her mouth slightly and looked at him stupidly.

Tian Wang picked up Shu Jing: "You're so old, you're still squatting with a little girl, what are you doing? Talking about life?"

After speaking, he glared at Peipei and took Shu Jing away.