Little Bosses and Little Monsters

At 04:30 in the morning, the city in winter is still drunk in the dream, and there are only a few lonely figures on the street who have been shriveled by street lights, some are drunk, some are homeless, and some are sanitation workers... Jiuying is stuck as usual Dian opened the door of the apartment, wearing his black trench coat, wearing a mask, and carrying his black box in his hand, he looked very much like a killer.

Mr. Jiuying felt that I should keep a low profile when I first came here. In addition to some special reasons, he tried very hard not to attract the attention of others. The visual effect is equivalent to wearing a headband with the word "bad guy" on my head to tell the world that I am a villain.

Today, Mr. Jiuying went out as usual, followed the well-known route, left the gate of the community, walked 30 meters to the bus stop, took a minibus between urban and rural areas, and got off in front of a market at 15:05 , went straight to the slaughterhouse, the owner who sold the mutton was obviously very familiar with him, the whole sheep was processed and divided into several bags, and the money was paid by one hand, and the delivery was delivered by the other hand, Jiuying packed the mutton in boxes, and then again In the admiring eyes of the people around him, he walked away and returned to the bus station. In less than 30 minutes, he got on the bus at [-]:[-] on time. If nothing happened, he would be back to himself at [-]:[-]. rented a small apartment.

This apartment is not very big, and it is more than enough for one person. One of the decisive reasons why Jiuying chose to rent this house was that it has a large kitchen. Mr. Jiuying is a strange beast who loves cooking and eats a lot. The appetite of many strange beasts is larger than that of ordinary people, but Mr. Jiuying is so big, and he has obsessive-compulsive disorder, because Jiuying's body has nine heads, so he must put nine bowls in front of him when he eats, even if he is in human form. There is only one mouth at the time, and Mr. Jiuying said that the world of obsessive-compulsive disorder has no reason at all.

So Mr. Jiuying has to eat a whole sheep every day, but no matter how unreasonable, Mr. Jiuying knows that a normal person cannot eat a whole sheep a day, not to mention his landlady, the petite and beautiful lady who lives across the door , oh my god!She must not let her know that she eats so much every day, what if she is overly frightened, what a fragile creature human beings are!

So the fact is that, although Mr. Jiuying has the face of a gangster, there is a sensitive, lonely and longing for friends in his heart.

Originally, everything was as usual today. As a qualified obsessive-compulsive disorder, Mr. Jiuying has a very strict concept of time, but today after 10:[-], Mr. Jiuying failed to return home because he got off the car halfway. Car, this is not a common thing, because Mr. Jiuying doesn't like to disrupt his rhythm, but when the bus is passing by a street with [-] minutes to go, Mr. Jiuying's keen sense of smell Sensing an unusual aura, he had to get out of the car.

Mr. Jiuying smelled an ominous smell, which came from death, and this smell was in a dark alley.

Even though Jiuying, as a famous beast, has a bad reputation in legends, you must understand that Jiuying is a huge race, and each Jiuying has a different personality, and those who have a bad reputation A large part of it was due to the abnormal appetite and terrible fighting power of the Nine Babies.For Mr. Jiuying of this generation, he feels that he is very wronged, because he neither likes killing people nor fighting with others, but since he was a child, as long as other strange beasts saw his original shape, they would immediately fart. He ran away without letting any one go. This time and time again left an indelible shadow in Mr. Jiuying's heart. From then on, Mr. Jiuying became very withdrawn and fell in love with eating even more crazily. I fell into a frenzy for cooking. Apart from going out to hunt (hunt) and buy (get) ingredients every day, I never go out of the door.

It can be seen that creatures like Mr. Jiuying are in the human world, and people collectively call them foodies, homeboys, and good-for-nothings.

Later, Jiuying felt that staying in the demon world was really boring, and he had tasted all the delicacies that could be found. Later, Mr. Jiuying, who could only develop some dark dishes, fell into the sea of ​​chicken again. After all, there is no Two-dimensional in the demon world. So Mr. Jiuying, who has no place to relieve his boredom, made an epic decision after hearing that there are many uneaten foods in the human world, that is, to leave home, cross two worlds, and come to the human world to experience something different. same world.And a very important point, human beings have no concept of Jiuying, they don't know that their body is a hydra that can eat a mountain when hungry, so as long as they don't take the initiative to expose themselves, they will not be afraid of themselves...

……Bar!

With such a beautiful vision, Mr. Jiuying came to the human world, and after trying a bowl of Malatang on the street on the first day, he discovered a new meaning of animal life.

Ah!

Heaven!

Look at that enthusiastic street stall owner...

Ah!

Angel!

So I would like to thank this street food stall owner with rich experience in life, who has been serving snacks here for 20 years, and I have seen more vicious and flesh-faced local hooligans. Jiuying is just a little bigger, with a stiff expression, and a little less talk And he's a very polite young man, hehe, don't be afraid.

So naturally, Mr. Jiuying, who had a MAX favorability with the human world, stayed and decided to learn human cooking skills.

But now, after half a year in the human world, Jiuying smelled this smell for the first time, and it once reminded him of some primitive bloody memories in the demon world.

Well, Mr. Jiuying is not very happy.

There was a child's body lying on the ground. It was strange that the child's body must have been dead for more than a day, but it was certain that when Mr. Jiuying passed by this street at this time the day before, there was absolutely no such thing here. corpse.

Mr. Jiuying frowned and stared at the corpse. The corpse gas had been sucked dry, and the corpse had become a mummified corpse, so there was no peculiar smell, and it did not attract the attention of others for the time being, but this could not be avoided. Yaozu.

Although human beings can also kill people, it is obviously not human beings who absorb the breath of corpses.

Are there monsters doing evil in the human world?

Just as Mr. Jiuying was judging the cause of the child's death, another breath quickly approached here.

As I said before, this corpse can't hide from the sensitive monsters, so it can naturally attract monsters other than Jiuying.

Jiuying was dressed in pitch black, wearing a mask, carrying a box, and stood next to a dead body with a ferocious aura. The eyes exposed on the mask shot out the sharp gaze of a ferocious beast.

This scene has to be said to easily arouse suspicion.

If it were another person, they might naturally think that Jiuying was the murderer.

However, Mr. Jiuying still has a little animal quality today, because the monster who came was Tianwang, and he happened to recognize the corpse on the ground.

Not only did he recognize him, but he also watched the child from death to burial, and now the body has been dug up again, all the corpse gas has been sucked up, and it is thrown in a hidden corner of the city, with two thick sword eyebrows in the sky There is also a tendency to squeeze in one place.

Jiu Ying looked at the unexpected visitor strangely, the other party was very young, but he couldn't see the real shape of the other party, which surprised Jiu Ying.

In fact, Jiuying also knows that his current state is very suspicious, but because he is a lonely house beast with severe social phobia, he takes the initiative to explain and break the deadlock, even with a smile to break the deadlock. All these can be taken reasonable measures, nonexistent.

Tianwang couldn't see any thoughts from the corpse, so he finally divided his attention to Jiuying who had been standing aside for a long time as the background.

Please note that this glance can be called the confrontation of the century, and time and space seem to stand still.

Because the only two panting creatures were social phobia and expressive disorder, they didn't do anything for nearly 5 minutes except staring.

If the boy on the ground could still be interviewed at this time, he would probably break down and beg them to stay away from him. He has no shortage of two people to share the silence with him.

After being silent for too long, someone has to break the deadlock, and as a "suspect", Mr. Jiuying finally realized that he had to do something, otherwise his hat would be confirmed.

That would be terrible, and he may be forced to be expelled from the human world by the demon of the Human Protection Association. Then his soy milk fritters, hot pot barbecue, mapo tofu Dongpo meat, black rice mochi tripod side paste, Sixi meatballs Small wontons, crab roe soup with meat buns... what should I do? ? ?

Thinking of the possibility of losing these beloved ones, Mr. Jiuying's heart surged with great courage. He finally stared into Tianwang's eyes, and choked out a sentence loudly——

"I didn't do it."

Coupled with his paralyzed expression and blunt tone, it's very much like throwing the pot away with poor technique.

Even Tianwang couldn't help but draw a black line, because it was the first time in his life that he met someone who was dumber than himself.

Xu Ran was not around, so the burden of grocery shopping fell on him alone, and today he just came out of the morning market to buy good vegetables, unexpectedly when he passed by here, he felt something was wrong, so he came in to take a look, and finally saw the scene in front of him.

They both knew that the other was not human, so there was nothing to hide, but Tianwang glanced at the fish in his hand, and then at the gradually brightening sky.

The fish must be stale.

Shu Jing should be in a hurry.

So Tianwang turned his head and walked away. After walking two steps, he found no movement behind him, then turned his head and said to Mr. Jiuying who was calm on the surface and was at a loss in his heart, "Aren't you following?"

"...Where are you going?" Mr. Jiuying's weak experience in interpersonal communication seems not enough to support him to face the situation in front of him freely, especially when he meets a guy who is weirder than him and doesn't talk much.

Tianwang impatiently checked the fish in his hand again, and urged impatiently: "You said you didn't do it, so you didn't do it? I don't know if you did it, let's go see someone who knows."

In fact, Tianwang knew in his heart that this matter probably had nothing to do with Jiuying, but he saw that the child was buried in Banqiao Village, but now he appeared here. You can't just let it go like that.

Jiuying was dumbfounded by Tianwang's tongue twister, so when he realized it, he was already standing in the small shop of "There is a story" bookstore.

The author has something to say:

Brother Tianwang was not articulate at first, but his brain turned quickly.

But Jiuying is different.

What a fool this kid is!ah!

Distressed for a second