Little Bosses and Little Monsters

Shu Jing has never been a light sleeper, and his biological clock has always been very regular, but this morning he couldn't help but wake up at that time.

He opened his eyes, breathed out with difficulty, looked down at his head buried in his chest, and couldn't help rolling his eyes.

Tianwang has changed his body, but his past habits are not easy to change.It's okay to eat and talk, but when it comes to sleeping, he used to share the same bed with Shu Jing, if he refuses to let him now, it would be a desperate refusal.

He is not yet slick, and even when he is stammering when he resists, he can still pull out a set of words—"I used to sleep, a bed!"

"That's because you used to be a dog."

"Humans can also sleep, a bed! Jade Rabbit Essence!"

Shu Jing always used his behavior as inhuman, but now he uses this excuse to refute, which is actually very reasonable.

When Tiantian was taken in, she was indeed allowed to sleep with them for a few nights, but now Shu Jing has tasted what it's like to dig a hole and dance by herself.

Shu Jing held back a mouthful of old blood, and persuaded with kind words: "Although there are people who sleep in the same bed, but the two of us sleep in the same bed. If people know about it, the influence will be bad."

Tianwang hugged the head of the bed, and the old god shook his head on the ground: "Sleeping in our room, who would know?"

At that moment, Shu Jing almost thought that the person standing in front of her was the one from a thousand years ago, and this feeling of being speechless was not too familiar.

Shu Jing compromised.

"Just sleep together. But you sleep honestly, do you hear me?"

Naturally, Tianwang hurriedly agreed.

But now, Shu Jing woke up with difficulty breathing, complaining in his heart: I was deceived by you thousands of years ago, and now I am deceived by a mentally retarded.

Shu Jing deeply felt that he had lived in a dog's belly for thousands of years.

When Tianwang was a dog, he slept dishonestly. Now that his limbs are flexible, he has developed many new "postures". Shu Jing's head was resting on Shu Jing's heart, and it was the culprit who caused Shu Jing to suffocate in his dream.

Probably aware of the movement of the person below him, Tianwang rubbed against Shu Jing's chest like a big dog, while murmuring and buried him deeper in the bed.

That's pretty damning.

Shu Jing couldn't bear it anymore, and threw the person and the quilt aside.

"Ok?"

Tianwang was stunned by the fall, and looked at Shu Jing with sleepy eyes, unable to recover for a long time.She slept in a loose pajamas in a mess, and her trousers hung on her crotch, revealing half of her waist.

Shu Jing stood up and changed his clothes expressionlessly. His jacket was fine, but when he took off his trousers, he felt the eyes behind him suddenly become hot.

His back stiffened, and he turned around to find that Tianwang was looking at his lower body curiously. Following his eyes, a small tent had bulged up in front of Tianwang's pants with half of his butt exposed. Tianwang looked blankly at the "" Yurt".

He seemed to be planning to lift his pants to see what was going on, but Shu Jingfei pressed his hand that was about to move.

Tianwang's innocent and curious gaze made Shu Jing want to look up to the sky and sigh—"You're a sinner."

Being stopped by Shu Jing, Tian Wang didn't resist at all, he spread his legs wide open, tilted his head and asked, "What is it?"

"Yes..." Shu Jing felt a pang in his chest, his brain was running fast, but sadly found that his mind was only filled with the fear of being dominated by that thing in his pants, and he didn't know why he was obsessed, so he stumbled out a sentence: " It's a little devil."

Tianwang seemed to turn dark, but he was more helpless.

The two looked at each other, and the scene was very awkward for a while.

Shu Jing's eyes were full of grief and indignation: Let the old man die first as a respect.

After a while, Tianwang probably couldn't stand the frozen atmosphere, and asked in a low voice, "Then what should we do?"

The trust and nostalgia for him were clearly visible on that still youthful face, and Shu Jing suddenly felt guilty, and stretched out his hand to hold "Tianwang" through his trousers.Tianwang's face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his eyes were watery and blurred.

If you don't take revenge at this time, when will you wait.

Shu Jing narrowed his eyes and smiled, and suddenly there was a strong force in his hand.

"Ow!"

Tianwang screamed while covering his crotch, and silently complained to Shu Jing with tears in his eyes.

Why?

For the first time, Shu Jing's harmless and pure smile looked like it had two horns on top.

"Don't be afraid, little devil, just strangle it to death."

It sounded very realistic, but Tianwang seemed to really believe it. He hesitated for a while, then lifted his trousers and took a quick glance, then muttered sadly: "It's swollen."

He looked at Shu Jing again, and said with a stronger tone: "It hurts!"

Shu Jing touched him reassuringly: "There is always a price to be paid when justice defeats evil, it will be fine in a while, it's all right."

After such a fuss, it was naturally too late to come out.

Shu Jing didn't see Xiaohe after leaving the room, so he coaxed Tianwang to have breakfast together in the yard before they arrived at the bookstore in front.

As soon as he came in, he saw Xiaohe's petite back squatting at the door, her red skirt fell to the ground, and it bloomed into a phoenix flower.

"Xiaohe?"

Xiaohe turned half her body, revealing the little macaque in front of her.

"Huh?" Shu Jing stepped forward: "You Ling? Who sent this?"

"I don't know, it's here as soon as the door is opened." Xiaohe said, his fingers were still scratching on Youjie's stomach, which made Youjie let out a cute laugh.

Shu Jing looked at Xiaohe's soft side profile, and someone's sly face flashed in front of his eyes.

"...Hou Qing."

The girl raised her petal-like face and asked Shu Jing, "Can we keep him?"

At a glance, Shu Jing read Xiaohe's begging from Gujing Wubo's black pupils, and he pampered Xiaohe's head: "Of course."

Xiao He's eyes lit up.

Shu Jing's shoulders suddenly sank, and it was Tianwang's head poking out.He was born very good at using his strengths, whether it was his height or that pretty face.

Youji, who had always shown himself not afraid of life, suddenly froze, rolled up from the ground, and hid behind Xiaohe.

Xiaohe looked over with a cold face.

Tianwang who was stared at without doing anything: "..."

Shu Jing wanted to pull Tianwang back with a smile: "Okay, don't be sad, he might just be shy."

The two sat down at the desk, and the kettle shakers, still glowing with a faint silver glow, shone together and huddled together and stopped moving.

Shu Jing: "..."

Tianwang's hair was wilted to the soles of his feet, so much so that Shu Jing was so distressed that he forgot that whether it was thousands of years ago or when he was a dog, he was always keen to see people trembling with him, and he naturally forgot 10 years ago. A few minutes ago, he was still thinking about making Tianwang suffer a little, so he kept walking along the pile of shaggy hair on Tianwang's head, and comforted the big dog in a soft voice.

Tianwang took advantage of the opportunity to slip into his arms, revealing a pair of opaque eyes from under Shu Jing's waist, and glanced at the wall.

The brave potters huddling together on the wall: shivering.

***

Xu Ran always liked to run to Shu Jing, but now that Tian Wang took the human form, he automatically assumed the image of his life mentor's eldest brother, leaving behind the fact that he was bitten and jumping up and down, and came more positively .

Today, the storefront of "There is a Story" bookstore is somewhat unusual.The red cotton skirt cast a glow of sunset on the stone steps. The girl sat in front of the door with her knees hugged, her shawl and long hair tucked behind her ears, revealing her delicate facial features and small earlobes. It became a painting by itself without expression.

Interestingly, on her shoulder, squatting in exactly the same posture, there is a macaque with two big fists, thin hands, thin feet and a thin tail. The soft golden-brown fur reveals its cleverness in the breeze, touching Xiao He from time to time. Me, I touch you.

The picture of walking beasts is automatically launched.

"Hehe, Xiaohe! Where did this little Youji come from?"

You You even reached out and shook Xu Ran's hand, amused Xu Ran amusedly.

Xiaohe replied softly: "Sir, it was sent by Hou Qing."

Xu Ran felt that Xiaohe's voice was full of vitality today, unlike usual, although it was pleasant to hear, it was as cold as jade hitting, without any fireworks.

"Hou Qing?" Xu Ran scratched his head.

He heard this name more than once from Di Jiang and Meng Ji. The word "Houqing" reminded him of Houqing who died heroically in the Battle of Zhuolu 5000 years ago, but was later revived as the ancestor of zombies to take revenge, and was finally killed by Fuxi.But isn't he already dead?

"Where's the boss?"

Xiaohe nodded her chin inside the room.

It was still early, and there were no customers in the store. Xu Ran entered the store and saw Shu Jing wearing glasses sitting behind a desk, holding a book and reading.

Tianwang sat on the side of the desk, listening to the story, while fiddling with a Rubik's cube, his fingers fluttering, with a very contented expression.

"Boss, those two at the door can be used as the signboard of your store! I think Xiaohe is very happy today."

Shu Jing closed the book and lifted the frame of the mirror: "Houqing's gift is ingenious. I've been with Xiaohe for so long, but I didn't expect to give her a little pet. I'm really ashamed."

"Xiao He is called fluff control, boss, how can you understand it."

Xu Ran leaned back on the wooden chair in front of the table, winked with the back of the chair, and said, "Really that Hou Qing? That flying zombie? Isn't he dead?"

"Since it is a zombie, it will naturally not die."

"Don't lie to me, all the records in the books say that he died at the hands of Fuxi."

"Oh, that's why Fuxi missed."

Xu Ran could hear it. Shu Jing was following his words to make jokes. He said speechlessly, "Boss, can you tell the truth? Fuxi missed, so why don't you say that someone defeated Fuxi and saved him?" Woolen cloth?"

"Hey, young people have great ideas, and it's not impossible."

Xu gas knot.

Shu Jing shrugged: "Why are you looking at me like that, Fuxi is not invincible, it's nothing unusual for someone to rescue Houqing from his hands."

"Then tell me, who saved Hou Qing?"

Shu Jing got up and put the book back on the shelf, leaving Xu Ran with an unpredictable back view.

"do not know."

Xu Ran made a face at Shu Jing's back, but when he turned his head, he was looking at the pure black pupils of Tianwang. He changed his expression in a second, and said kindly: "Brother Tianwang, what's the matter? Can't you solve the Rubik's Cube? Come brother teach you .”

Tian Wang placed a Rubik's Cube on the table with every side solved.

Xu Ran nodded silently: "This is too mentally handicapped, what else do you want to play? Can the King of Glory do it? My brother will take you to fly."

"correct."

Shu Jing walked back: "Di Jiang invited us to watch him shoot commercials."

As soon as he heard Di Jiang's name, Xu Ran immediately showed disdain: "What's the point of shooting commercials? Does he pretend that we haven't seen a pig run?"

"Di Jiang said that this might be his last advertisement, and asked if we are interested in visiting it."

"What do you mean? He wants to wash his hands in a golden basin?"

"Well, I also ate the sand tang fruit, and the wings will be found soon, so it won't be interesting to stay in the human world."

"Oh..." Xu Ran was a little lost.

"Then I told him you're not going."

"It's not the boss, when did you become so fond of joining in the fun?"

"Go and see, I haven't seen anyone shoot a swimsuit advertisement yet."

swimsuit……

Xu Ran was stunned by the two big characters that fell from the sky.

He suddenly remembered the reason Dijiang first gave when he approached Sha Tangguo - "I want to shoot a swimming trunks advertisement but I'm afraid of water".

Di Jiang wears swimming trunks...

Xu Ran covered his face with one hand.

"I...cough, otherwise, I'd better go and have a look."

"Didn't you say that there is nothing to watch in the advertisement?"

"Uh, let me watch Tianwang for you. Don't teach him such a scene that is not suitable for children!"

Shu Jing glanced at him with a smile, not asking him what "unsuitable" scenes were on his mind.

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If it is too late to finish writing, it will be updated the next day.

I was writing the previous paragraph in the office today, I was laughing and holding back my madness, I was really afraid that my brother would suddenly look over QAQ