discuss politics with stone

in the forest.

Chen Shilei rode with Zhang Zheng for less than half an hour before he was forced to stop at one place.Because Zhang Zheng vomited again.

"Nuzheng, are you alright?" Chen Shilei asked.

Zhang Zheng just supported the horse's neck and vomited desperately.

"vomit--"

After vomiting for a few minutes, Zhang Zhengcai calmed down a little: "Chen Shilei, just kill me."

"This road is indeed a bit bumpy, because it is not like the official road that came before." Chen Shilei said.

"A bit bumpy? I feel like I'm on a roller coaster!"

"'roller coaster'?"

"You can just understand it as a carriage that can go up to the sky and into the earth." Zhang Zheng said. "Also, Chen Shilei, you put me down, I don't want to ride a horse anymore."

He can take any kind of transportation in modern times, why can't he just ride a horse?How strange.

"There is still a little distance from the destination. Just be patient." As he spoke, Chen Shilei handed Zhang Zheng a water bag.

Zhang Zheng took a big sip of water and said slowly: "I guess you will have to carry me to hunt when you reach the destination."

"It's okay, this general has good physical strength, so it's easy to carry you on my back."

Chen Shilei patted his chest and said.

"Brother Chen, Uncle Chen, I beg you, please let me go?"

"What does 'big brother' mean? Slavery, where did you learn those words?"

"The Far East."

"However, the Chen Dynasty is the farthest east."

"I, I don't know. Maybe I heard someone say it somewhere, so I wrote it down. Chen Shilei, if you want to ride a horse, you should ride it quickly. Anyway, you will die early and be reborn early."

Fearing that Chen Shilei would continue to ask, Zhang Zheng had no choice but to compromise.

However, as soon as Zhang Zhenghua finished speaking, Chen Shilei jumped off his horse, took the reins, and started to walk.

"Chen Shilei, what are you doing?"

"Hurry up in another way."

"Hey, hey, it's getting late, are you sure you can still hunt? At this speed?"

"Then it depends on luck." Chen Shilei said.

"Then what about your bet with the two generals? Will there be any punishment if you lose?" Zhang Zheng asked anxiously.

"It was the bet made by those two elder brothers. The general didn't say he would take part."

"what?"

"Did you hear this general say something just now?"

"This is not."

"That's fine."

"Fuck? Chen Shilei, you're lying!"

"Soldiers never tire of deceit." Chen Shilei said slyly.

So, Zhang Zheng and Chen Shilei, one sat on the horse to enjoy the scenery, and the other led the horse and walked in front with a bow and arrow on his back, feeling very leisurely.

In the general's mansion before, the scent of sweet-scented osmanthus was everywhere, so Chen Shilei didn't notice the smell on Zhang Zheng.But since the two of them were sitting together on the horse just now, and now they were taking a leisurely walk, Chen Shilei could smell the faint scent of osmanthus from Zhang Zheng's body.Taking a glance from the corner of the eye, he noticed the small and exquisite sachet on Zhang Zheng's waist.

After walking for a while, Chen Shilei, who was hesitant to speak, finally couldn't help asking: "Nuzheng, do you know how to make sachets?"

"will not."

"Then how did you get the sachet on your waist?" Chen Shilei's eyes became a little cold, and his tone became a little serious.

But Zhang Zheng didn't notice this, and said casually: "Your concubine, Mrs. Meijue gave it to me."

"Do you know each other well?"

Chen Shilei made a "clack" sound with his hand holding the rein.

"Probably unfamiliar."

"Why would you send you a sachet if you are not familiar?"

"I don't know either. And I also sent two."

"Two?!" Chen Shilei stopped and stared back at Zhang Zheng.

"Why are you looking at me like you're going to eat me?" Zhang Zheng was taken aback by Chen Shilei's sudden movement.

"Throw them all to General Ben." Chen Shilei said with a dark face.

"what?"

"The general said to throw them away quickly!"

"No! This is the first gift I received, no, the second gift from a girl."

Zhang Zheng took off the sachet from his waist and held it in his arms like a baby.

Just kidding, this is something the girl gave him, how could he just throw it away.

"Are you going to throw it away?" Chen Shilei threatened.

"Reject! Hey, Chen Shilei, what are you doing? Let me go—"

Zhang Zheng, who was sitting on horseback, was suddenly lifted up by Chen Shilei and hugged to his chest.

"Will you give it?" Chen Shilei gritted his teeth and asked, his thick eyebrows huddling together.

"No!" Zhang Zheng said while struggling. "Chen Shilei, don't you feel awkward? The two men are hugging each other. Let me go quickly."

"No, right?" Chen Shilei hugged Zhang Zheng's waist with one hand, and grabbed the sachet with the other.

"Beautiful thinking!" Zhang Zheng stretched out his hand holding the sachet.

And Chen Shilei's hand was just one palm away from reaching.

Seeing that Chen Shilei couldn't reach his hand, Zhang Zheng said triumphantly: "Hey, Chen Shilei, you can't get it."

"Really?" Chen Shilei raised the corner of his mouth.

Afterwards, Chen Shilei hugged Zhang Zheng and let go, and Zhang Zheng, who had lost his center of gravity, fell back all of a sudden.

Frightened by Chen Shilei's actions, Zhang Zheng quickly stretched out his hands to wrap around Chen Shilei's neck so that he would not fall backwards.But just as he was doing this action, the sachet in his hand slipped down and fell into one of Chen Shilei's hands, while the other hand was withdrawn from behind Zhang Zheng.

"how?"

Now it was Chen Shilei's turn to look proudly at Zhang Zheng hanging on his body.

"Chen Shilei, you are cheating! Hurry up and return the sachet!" Zhang Zheng wanted to get down from Chen Shilei to grab the sachet.But was hugged tightly by Chen Shilei again.

"It is not allowed to bring any sachets from girls!"

"Why!"

"Just because this general is your master."

After finishing speaking, Chen Shilei flicked the sachet in his hand, and flew directly into the grass in the distance.

"Chen Shilei, you bastard! I'll fuck you! I'm going to fight you!"

Seeing the sachet being thrown, Zhang Zheng became frantic, twisting and struggling desperately in Chen Shilei's arms.

However, it only took a few seconds for Chen Shilei to immobilize him—lightly tapped on his shoulder, except that his mouth could be opened to speak, and other parts of his body were completely frozen.

Zhang Zheng himself did not expect that the kung fu of acupuncture really existed, and it still happened to him.

Looking at Chen Shilei's smug face, Zhang Zheng wanted to go up and give him two punches!

"Chen Shilei, you bastard! Let go of me if you have the ability!"

"Is this general capable? Didn't you just see it?"

Chen Shilei said.

"I'll go to your uncle!"

"This general has no uncle." Chen Shilei swept away the previous haze.

Looking up at the sky, Chen Shilei picked up Zhang Zheng and put him on the horse's back, then jumped up himself, hugged him with one arm around his waist, and took the reins of the horse with the other hand, and rode away.

"Hey, Chen Shilei, where are we going? I don't want to ride a horse!"

"It's getting late, and I'm going to hunt a prey. The trouble just now has delayed a lot of time."

"That's my fault?! You didn't want to do this yourself!" Zhang Zheng said angrily.

Chen Shilei didn't speak, and concentrated on riding the horse.

Zhang Zheng was held in Chen Shilei's arms with a look of grief and indignation, and forcibly staged a male-male version of "Riding the Horse and Sharing the Prosperity of the World" in the style of Grandma Qiongyao Huanzhuge.However, his stomach started to turn upside down again.

After riding to the destination, Chen Shilei stopped his horse and said in Zhang Zheng's ear abruptly: "Nuzheng, you smell so good."

In fact, he wanted to say before that the sweet-scented osmanthus fragrance on Zhang Zheng's body fascinated him, even without the sachet.

"vomit--"

Who knew that Zhang Zheng couldn't hold back and vomited again.

However, fortunately, this time it was just retching, because he had already vomited up all he had eaten.

"Does this general's words make you sick?" Chen Shilei's face darkened suddenly.

"Chen Shilei, you untie my acupuncture points first, I can't take it anymore!"

Chen Shilei tapped Zhang Zheng's shoulder, then jumped off the horse, took off the bow and held it in his hand, and walked deep into the forest, leaving Zhang Zheng still sitting on the horse.

Relieved, Zhang Zheng couldn't control so much, so he hugged the horse's neck and retched.After he vomited almost, he picked up the water bag and drank a few sips of water to calm down before noticing that Chen Shilei was gone.

Fuck?Chen Shilei's grandson won't be angry, will he?Also, why did he suddenly say that I smell good?

Thinking of what Chen Shilei said, Zhang Zheng was puzzled.

Are officials so unpredictable?

The sky gradually darkened, and there were occasional howls of wolves not far away.

"Why hasn't Chen Shilei come back yet?" Zhang Zheng, who was crawling on horseback, was shocked and said to himself.

"Your General Chen will not come."

At this time, Zhang Zheng heard a somewhat familiar female voice behind him.When he turned around, he saw a strange woman with willow eyebrows, red phoenix eyes, red lips and melon face, and a red letter all over her body that became more and more dazzling in the setting sun.

"Miss, do we know each other?" Zhang Zheng sat up, holding the rein secretly with one hand.

"Nuzheng, you really are a nobleman who forgets things too much. Why did you forget about him so quickly?" The woman in red smiled lightly while playing with the dagger in her hand.

"Matchmaker?!"

"It's not just someone else."

"Fuck?! Is this your true face?" Zhang Zheng was taken aback.

"What? It's so beautiful that you're speechless?" Hong Niang asked.

"That's right. It's so beautiful that I shut up and amazed. But, Hong Niang, you didn't come here to find me, did you?"

"What do you think?" The matchmaker approached step by step.

"We shouldn't have any grievances, right? Heh, heh."

"Grudges? Broken my business, cut off my money, do you think we have any grudges?" Hong Niang stuck out her tongue, lightly licked the blade of the dagger, and said viciously.

Zhang Zheng looked around, looking for Chen Shilei, expecting him to come back quickly to save him.

"Don't look any further. Chen Shilei is busy dealing with the wolves now, or he has already died in the mouth of the wolves. Don't think he can rush back to save you." The matchmaker's eyes became fierce. "I want to enjoy the pleasure of torturing you to death."

After finishing speaking, the matchmaker grabbed the dagger and rushed towards Zhang Zheng.

At this moment, Zhang Zheng pulled up the reins and kicked the horse's belly with his right foot.

"drive!"

The stimulated horse ran quickly.

"Want to run?"

The matchmaker threw the dagger in her hand and stabbed it into the horse's front leg.The horse collapsed all of a sudden, and Zhang Zheng flew one meter away from the horse.

The successful matchmaker went to the horse and drew out the dagger, then walked step by step to the place where Zhang Zheng was lying down, turned him over and made him face her.

"Do you think you can escape from my palm?" The matchmaker said with a look of disdain.

Zhang Zheng was injured because of another blow to his chest, and he couldn't speak for a while.Panting heavily, he looked at Hong Niang in horror.

It seems that today is going to die here?Why, why is it always me who gets hurt?

Zhang Zhenghao was not reconciled, but there was nothing he could do.

"Tell me, where should I start?" The matchmaker scratched Zhang Zheng's face with a dagger. "It's a pity to look so delicate."

"How about starting with this uncontrollable mouth?"

The matchmaker pinched Zhang Zheng's mouth and told him to open it.

Zhang Zheng shook his head in fright.

"Are you afraid? Why didn't you expect to have today?"

The matchmaker raised the dagger in her hand, as if to cut off Zhang Zheng's tongue.

Suddenly, an arrow flew over quickly and knocked down the dagger in the matchmaker's hand.

Standing not far away covered in blood, Chen Shilei pulled up his bow like a full moon, staring at the matchmaker coldly with tiger eyes, exuding a menacing aura from his whole body.

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