discuss politics with stone

West cliff.

Zhang Zheng and Chen Yan were tied hands and feet with hemp rope, leaning against a thick and lush pine tree on the edge of the cliff.

"Are you awake?" Chen Yan asked.

"Well, Your Majesty, we are—"

"I don't know either. However, you can ask General Honda Takeshi of Wa Kingdom."

"Takeshi Honda?"

Only then did Zhang Zheng notice two people sitting not far away, namely Takeshi Honda and Sakura.

"Emmm... Your Majesty, I can understand that they kidnapped you. But why did they arrest me too?" Zhang Zheng couldn't laugh or cry. "Obviously I'm useless."

"...Nuzheng, do you mean that they should only take me away?"

"if not?"

"You brat! How dare you talk to me like that."

"Your Majesty, we are now grasshoppers on the same rope. Also, what I said is the truth."

"..."

If it weren't for his hands and feet being tied, Chen Yan really wanted to kick Zhang Zheng directly.

"Your Majesty, why do you act like you want to eat me? Let me tell you, I don't taste good."

As he said that, Zhang Zheng moved his position slightly.

"you--"

Chen Yan was too angry to speak.

"Your Majesty, rest your anger."

Zhang Zheng did this because he wanted to keep Chen Yan from being so nervous. He felt that emperors should be greedy for life and afraid of death.

"Are you still so noisy when you are about to die?"

Sakura came over and said happily.

"Princess——no, according to my seniority, I should be called younger sister. After all, I am already the head of the general's house. So, damn girl, do you know what you did wrong? Hurry up and untie me." Zhang Zheng pretended to be angry and said.

"Bah! Who is your sister! You vixen, seduce my elder brother Shi Lei! You must have drugged elder brother Shi Lei to make him fall in love with you so much!" The cherry blossoms exploded in an instant.

"Where do I need to take any medicine? I just rely on my personal charm to make Chen Shilei give up on me. It's not like you."

"Fart! Brother Shi Lei at least consummated the marriage with me! When I get pregnant with brother Shi Lei's child, let's see how you fight with me!" Sakura's eyes were full of madness.

"Well, during the few days when you and Heli came in, Chen Shilei was in my room. I'm sorry, I woke up from the dream."

"Impossible! You are talking nonsense! I woke up in the morning and saw blood on the bed!"

"Isn't that simple? Chen Shilei just needs to bite his finger, and put a few drops of blood on the bed."

"You're talking nonsense! I don't believe it!"

"Please accept the reality, thank you. The only person Chen Shilei loves is me."

"I don't listen—" Sakura lost control and screamed.

"Princess! Princess!"

Honda Takeshi hurried over to appease Sakura.

"With such a little psychological quality, how can I be a princess?"

Zhang Zheng continued to make up the knife.

"Shut up! General Ben will deal with you later!"

Takeshi Honda gave Zhang Zheng a vicious look, and helped Sakura aside.

"Nuzheng, do you have such a sharp mouth?" Chen Yan asked.

"Your Majesty, are you praising me?"

"What do you say?"

"Then I'll take it for granted. Do you really think I'm easy to bully?"

Zhang Zheng still remembers that when he came back from the winter vacation of his freshman year, he ran into the neighbor aunt who was scolding his grandmother, but the grandmother just lowered her head and let her scold her.He exploded all of a sudden, without saying a word, he pulled his grandmother behind him, and directly quarreled with that aunt, who was so angry that she had high blood pressure and was hospitalized.Later, he found out that the aunt was the most quarrelsome in the neighborhood.From then on, the aunts in the community were always polite when they saw Grandma, which made Grandma complain to him when she came home.

"Nuzheng, it would be great if you were a woman." Chen Yan sighed suddenly.

"Why should I—wait, my lord, what do you mean???"

!!!

Zhang Zheng looked at him in shock.

"If you are a woman, I will definitely accept you as a concubine." Chen Yan said every word.

"Phew, it's a good thing I'm a man."

Zhang Zheng let out a sigh of relief.

"What? You don't want to enter the palace?"

"Your Majesty, I'm not a fool. What do I do in the palace? The harem is like a prison, and it's very difficult to get out after entering. I don't want to make trouble for myself."

"You - you can enjoy endless glory and wealth after entering the palace, why not?"

"Your Majesty, have you been stimulated by something today?" Zhang Zheng looked like he cared for the patient. "In the palace, without your favor, let alone the glory and wealth, it is a question of whether my own life can be saved."

"Then I promise to pamper you and promise you a lifetime of glory and wealth?"

"Your Majesty, calm down! You like women, not men like me or Chen Shilei." Zhang Zheng hurriedly helped Chen Yan brake.

"You really don't think about it? I can give you more than Chen Shilei."

Chen Yan pressed on step by step.

"Don't think about it. Our discussion is completely meaningless. Besides, the emperor, I am already Chen Shilei's man. You don't intend to steal love, do you?"

"What do you think?" Chen Yan frowned slightly, staring at Zhang Zheng.

"Heh, heh heh, your majesty, stop joking, heh heh heh."

Is there a mistake? ? ?Could Chen Yan also be a deep cabinet?Or is it that Lao Tzu is actually a monster?And it's still a vixen.Zhang Zheng thought to himself.

"If I want to, I can definitely make you my concubine."

"Then please don't think about it, Your Majesty. One is that I am a man, which does not meet your premise of 'if I were a woman'; the other is that the person I like is Chen Shilei."

Chen Yan didn't speak anymore, because he saw Takeshi Honda walking towards them with a gloomy face after Sakura had been appeased.

"I can't think of you, a slave, with such a sharp mouth? Huh?"

Takeshi Honda roughly squeezed Zhang Zheng's mouth.

"Is this the first time you have experienced it?" Zhang Zheng said with difficulty.

"I really don't know what Chen Shilei likes about you? Like a chirping canary, it's not useful." Takeshi Honda let go of his hand and said contemptuously.

"That's also about me and Chen Shilei, it's your turn to dictate."

"You are very courageous, aren't you? This general is not Chen Shilei, and he will not be soft-hearted to you."

After all, Takeshi Honda picked up the rope that bound Zhang Zheng, tied it to a branch extending out of the cliff, and let him hang in mid-air.Then hang Chen Yan on it in the same way.

"Tell me, when Chen Shilei comes later, will he save you or the Emperor Chen?"

Takeshi Honda said sinisterly.

"Takeshi Honda, did you eat too much meat today and your brain is gone? I am not a prophet, how do you know who he will save?" Zhang Zheng mocked.

"Just keep playing with your lips. Later, General Ben will see how you cry and beg General Ben to put you down."

"Then you have to wait. I guess I won't beg you even if you are buried."

"you--"

Takeshi Honda was so angry that he couldn't speak, he stared at him with poisonous snake eyes for a while and then returned to Sakura.

The wind on the edge of the cliff was very noisy, and Zhang Zheng was dangling all the time, which was very exciting.

"Whoa - oh - what a thrill."

After a swing, Zhang Zheng called out.

"Slavery, are you really not afraid of death?"

Chen Yan asked with a pale face.

"Afraid, of course I am afraid of death."

"Then why are you still so happy?"

"Your Majesty, since you can't avoid the flying disaster, why don't you accept it happily? As the saying goes, 'It's a blessing, not a disaster, and a disaster can't be avoided', you just look away. Besides, swinging around like this Isn't it exciting?"

As he said that, Zhang Zheng deliberately swayed to hit Chen Yan.

"Slavery, don't, don't make trouble!" Chen Yan said, holding the rope tightly with both hands.

Seeing this, Zhang Zheng had no choice but to give up.

It seems that being an emperor is indeed a person who is greedy for life and afraid of death.He sighed in his heart.

After an unknown amount of time, the sleepy Zhang Zheng saw a yellow bright spot walking towards the cliff.He perked up immediately.

"General Chen, you really make people wait." Honda Takeshi said.

"Brother Shi Lei!"

When Sakura saw Chen Shilei, she ran towards him uncontrollably.

But Chen Shilei easily avoided her and said, "Princess, please respect yourself."

"Hey, hey, please calm down, please? He is my man, can you be a bit more feminine?"

Zhang Zheng roared.

"What about you? What qualifications do you have to say about this princess?"

"Sorry, I'm a man, so I don't need to be a woman, thank you."

"Brother Shi Lei has sex with me, he is also my man!"

"Chen Shilei, if you dare to have sex with any woman, I will never forgive you for the rest of my life. Also, Sister Yinghua, I told you that it is impossible for Chen Shilei to touch you."

He is a gay, how could he react to a woman.

"I don't believe it, you lied to me! Brother Shi Lei, tell me that Sakura is already yours, right?" Sakura asked in a pleading tone.

"I, Chen Shilei, have never touched a woman so far."

Although Chen Shilei was talking to Sakura, Humu was looking at Zhang Zheng.

"You have a strong desire to survive." Zhang Zheng said with satisfaction.

"No! It's, it's impossible—"

"Princess, calm down. We still have business to do! When this matter is settled, Chen Shilei will be at your disposal." Takeshi Honda comforted Sakura.

"Takeshi Honda, are you dreaming? How could my man let her handle it? I am the only one who can handle him, thank you."

Zhang Zheng didn't even know why, he had so much to say.

"Shut up!" Takeshi Honda yelled angrily.

"The mouth grows on my body, I can do whatever I like, do you care?"

"This general will kill you first. Why are you still talking here?"

After finishing speaking, Takeshi Honda drew out his sword and threw it at Zhang Zheng.

At this critical moment, Chen Shilei quickly took off the bow on his back, took out an arrow and shot towards Zhang Zheng.

"Kangdang" The arrow made a crisp sound when it hit the sword, and the arrow fell down the bottomless cliff together with the sword.

"Honda Takeshi, are you a man? 'A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands', why are you so angry? Where is the demeanor of a dignified general? Why do you look like a disgruntled woman?" Zhang Zheng finished complaining about Honda without changing his face. Empress Wu immediately put on an expression of a fanboy, and continued: "Chen Shilei, great job! You are the man I like!!!"

If you can see Takeshi Honda's face clearly at this time, it is probably about the same color as a pig's liver.

"Takeshi Honda, what do you want to do?" Chen Shilei's voice contained anger.

"It's okay, I just want to see if General Chen's archery is still the same." Takeshi Honda said immediately with a smile on his face. "I wonder if General Chen has brought what we want?"

Chen Shilei didn't speak, and took out a jade sitting tiger-like thing from his arms.

"very good."

As he said that, Takeshi Honda reached out to get the Tiger Talisman, but was avoided by Chen Shilei.

"Let people go first."

"General Chen, you need to find out the situation. This general is taking the initiative now. If you don't cooperate, they will be the ones who will be injured, and they will even lose their bones."

At some point, Sakura had already walked to Zhang Zheng and the others, holding a dagger in her hand, and said with a distorted face:

"Brother Shi Lei, you have to think carefully. If Sakura's hand scratches accidentally, it will be bad."

"Hurry up and put down the bow in your hand, and then hand over the Tiger Talisman!" Honda Takeshi roared.

No way, Chen Shilei had no choice but to ask Takeshi Honda, put the bow in his hand on the ground, and put the tiger charm on the ground casually.

"That's how-"

Just as Takeshi Honda lowered his body to get the tiger talisman, Chen Shilei suddenly kicked Takeshi Honda hard in the stomach, then picked up the tiger talisman and bow and rushed towards Zhang Zheng.

"Brother Shi Lei, stop! If you come over again, I'll cut the rope!"

Chen Shilei continued to run there as if he didn't hear it.

The forced Sakura slashed the two ropes with the dagger in her hand, and Zhang Zheng and Chen Yan fell into free fall in an instant.

At this moment, Chen Shilei rushed over, jumped down, grabbed Zhang Zheng and Chen Yan's rope, and then thrust the bow into the cliff with all his strength, trying to slow down the falling speed.

"Chen Shilei, are you crazy?!"

Of course Zhang Zheng saw Chen Shilei running towards him, but what he didn't expect was that he would jump off together, he roared angrily.

It's just that the bow in Chen Shilei's hand didn't last long, and it broke because he couldn't bear the weight of the three of them. He hurriedly grabbed a rope with one hand.Now the speed of the three people's whereabouts became faster again.

Just when Zhang Zheng thought they were going to end, a pine tree grew up on a cliff and followed them.To be precise, Chen Shilei was lying on the trunk of the pine tree, while Zhang Zheng and Chen Yan were caught by him and hung on the sides.

"I, are we saved?" Zhang Zheng looked like he was alive after the catastrophe.

"Nuzheng, are you injured?" Chen Shilei said hastily.

"I haven't." Zhang Zheng asked.

"It's good that you're not injured." Chen Shilei breathed a sigh of relief.

"Your majesty, are you alright?" Zhang Zheng remembered that there was another emperor beside him.

But there was no sound after calling several times.

"Damn it, Chen Shilei, the emperor didn't fall down, did he?"

"No. I can still feel the weight on my hands. The emperor must have fainted." Chen Shilei said.

"Then what do we do now?"

"I'll try to get you up here."

Chen Shilei tried to pull the two of them up with both arms at the same time, but he heard the creaking of the tree trunk.

"Hey, Chen Shilei, this tree trunk probably won't be able to support the weight of the three of us!"

"I know. I'm trying to figure it out."

Chen Shilei firmly held the rope binding the two of them with both hands, and said with difficulty.

"Hey, Chen Shilei, chat with me for a while." Zhang Zheng said suddenly.

"What's the matter, wait until I get you up."

"No, I'm going to say it now." Zhang Zheng said willfully.

"Then what do you want to talk about?"

"Chen Shilei, I—forget it, I don't want to talk anymore. But, Chen Shilei, I want you to promise me one thing." Zhang Zheng said very seriously.

"what's up?"

"You promise me first."

"Okay, I promise you!"

"You must live on!"

"Slavery, what do you mean by that? You want to-"

Before Chen Shilei could finish speaking, the hand holding Zhang Zheng's rope was shaking suddenly.

"Nuzheng, what are you doing?!" Chen Shilei shouted in panic.

"As you think."

Zhang Zheng shook his body while talking.

"Stop quickly! Nuzheng, stop quickly! I order you, stop!" Chen Shilei shouted frustrated.

"Chen Shilei, you know I won't listen to you."

"Stop!"

Feeling that his hands were about to lose the rope, Chen Shilei became more and more frightened.

"Sanggong, I love you. Promise me, you must live a good life."

As soon as Zhang Zheng finished speaking, the rope slipped out of Chen Shilei's hand little by little, and he tried desperately to grab it.

"Don't, don't—"

he growled in despair.

Chen Shilei, you must live a good life for me!

Zhang Zheng closed his eyes, listening to the whistling wind in his ears, and Chen Shilei's heart-piercing shouts.

The author has something to say: there is one more chapter and it should be over_(:3」∠)_