discuss politics with stone
Chapter 22
Zhang Zheng thought that if he fell asleep on the bed, that bastard Chen Shilei wouldn't be able to wake him up.Yes, he was woken up by the cold early in the morning instead of being kicked awake.The quilt on him disappeared, it was his favorite soft and smooth quilt.Then, he saw the quilt on Chen Shilei - someone was covering the bed with another quilt sandwiched between them, and he was still sleeping peacefully and harmlessly.
"Chen-Shi-Lei, I'll fuck your uncle!"
With that said, Zhang Zheng picked up the pillow and threw it at Chen Shilei.Originally, he wanted to throw it at his face, but seeing that face, he couldn't do it again.
Chen Shilei, who was soundly asleep, was awakened by the sudden collision, and opened his eyes with a confused expression.
"what happened?"
Chen Shilei rubbed his eyes, saw Zhang Zhengzheng looking at him angrily, and asked in puzzlement.
"What's wrong? Look at your body, and then at the bed!"
It was only then that Chen Shilei noticed that there were two quilts covering his body at some point.
"I don't know." He explained immediately.
"Chen Shilei, don't show me an innocent expression. I'm the most innocent, okay?"
"Then I'll return the quilt to you."
Chen Shilei threw the quilt on Zhang Zheng, stretched himself, and said:
"Slavery, help me change my clothes."
"Chen Shilei, you did it on purpose!"
Zhang Zheng removed the quilt from his body and said in an atmosphere.
"What am I doing on purpose?"
"You can't sleep on the bed, so you just trick me on purpose, don't you?"
"Just think what you like, I don't know anything anyway. Also, help me change my clothes quickly."
Although dissatisfied, Zhang Zheng honestly helped someone change clothes, tie a belt, and put on boots.
Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration.Chen Shilei, I have thought of a way to punish you.
"Chen Shilei, lower your head, I have something to tell you." Zhang Zheng said.
"What's wrong?" Chen Shilei followed suit.
"What I'm going to say is—"
Zhang Zheng slowly leaned his head close to Chen Shilei's ear, and then suddenly bit down on his neck, not hard enough, just enough to leave a tooth mark.
"what are you doing?"
Chen Shilei was startled, and his breathing became a little short.
"I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I wanted to tell the general that I was fine, but my hand slipped and I accidentally bit your neck."
Having said that, Zhang Zheng has no shame on his face.
"..."
Looking at the strawberry on Chen Shilei's neck, Zhang Zheng was very satisfied and thought:
Chen Shilei, let me see what you will do in court later.
"I, I'll go first."
Chen Shilei stammered.
"Let's go slowly, General~ I wish you a wonderful morning!" No wonder.
Zhang Zheng smiled and waved.
Zhang Zheng lay back on the bed, ready to sleep happily in his return sleep.It's just that he suddenly felt that Chen Shilei's face was a bit weird just now, how could anyone have such a red face so early in the morning?Could it be that the light problem is wrong?Forget it, who cares, it's important to sleep in my cage.
Chen Shilei was very depressed. He didn't know why his colleagues in the court kept staring at him with ambiguous eyes, and some even held back their laughter.It wasn't until after the imperial court, when chatting with the imperial brother Chen Yan in the imperial garden as usual, that I found out what was going on.
"Shi Lei, although you are relatively young and late to enlighten, you should be more restrained." Chen Yan said.
"Brother Huang, I don't understand what you mean."
"Stinky boy, don't play dumb with me." Chen Yan scolded with a smile.
"Brother Huang, I really don't know what you're talking about. Also, in the court today, why do my colleagues keep staring at my brother? Does Brother Huang know the reason?"
Chen Yan was stunned for a while, then laughed heartily and said:
"My silly brother. You go to the pool and have a look at your own neck."
Confused Chen Shilei walked to the side of the pool, saw the red tooth marks on his neck, suddenly realized, and smiled helplessly, knowing that there must be nothing good for that guy from Nuzheng to be abnormal.
"Brother Huang, I understand."
"It's good to know. I heard that you only dote on that male favorite in the mansion? That's not okay. The Chen family only has you as an offspring. You have to spread branches and leaves for the Chen family."
"this--"
"Sometimes it's just a matter of playing."
Chen Yan looked at Chen Shilei and said meaningfully.
Chen Shilei didn't speak, but clenched his hands tightly into fists.
Zhang Zheng fell asleep again until the sun was high.If Xiaoling hadn't come in to wake him up, he might have been able to continue sleeping.
"Xiaoling, let me sleep for a while." Zhang Zheng hugged the quilt and refused to get up.
"My lord, it's noon now. Get up quickly!" Xiaoling said.
"But I'm still sleepy."
"My lord, the more you sleep, the sleepier you become. You won't be sleepy when you get up and move around."
"I know, I know."
Under the persuasion of Xiaoling's bitter mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, Zhang Zheng finally got up.
After washing up, he heard someone outside the door announce that Mrs. Chen had summoned him.
Why did this old woman suddenly want to see me?
Although he was puzzled, Zhang Zheng simply arranged his clothes and followed the informant to Mrs. Chen's place.
Entering the main hall, Mrs. Chen sat tall and looked at Zhang Zheng with a smile on her face.
"I met Mrs. Chen." Zhang Zheng saluted.
"You don't need to be too polite. Sit down." Mrs. Chen said kindly. "Have you had lunch yet?"
"Back to the old lady, not yet."
"That's right, let's eat together. Chunhong, pass the order down and serve."
"Yes."
Sister Chunhong took the order and left.
"Well, old lady, little He Dehe can have lunch with you. Please don't bother old lady." Zhang Zheng hastily evaded.
Damn, who knows if it's a Hongmen Banquet?Will this old woman poison him in the dish?Or was he stabbed to death from the back by Chunhong Nanny while he was eating well?
"Nonsense. You've been 'serving' Shi Lei for so long, why can't you have dinner with me?" Mrs. Chen said with a smile.
"The old lady was joking. Serving the general is the responsibility of the little ones, and it's what the little ones should do." Zhang Zheng also said with a smile.
Chen Shilei, why the hell haven't you come back yet.
"Are you used to living with Shi Lei?"
"How can you not get used to it. The young one is just a slave. As long as the general gets used to the small one, he will get used to it."
"That's good. I was afraid that you would not get used to it, so I thought about whether to let Yu'er or Meijue take care of me."
"Mrs. Lao is worried."
???
What on earth is this old woman trying to do?
At this moment, Nanny Chunhong came back and whispered in Mrs. Chen's ear.
"Okay, Chunhong said that the food is ready. Let's go to the hall to eat."
"Old lady, I really don't dare to have dinner with you, it's rude." Zhang Zheng declined.
"It's all right. Let's go."
Mrs. Chen leaned on a cane and left first.
There was no other way, so Zhang Zheng had no choice but to follow.
When he arrived in the hall, seeing all kinds of dishes on the table, Zhang Zheng felt that this was a grand feast.
"What are you doing in a daze? Why don't you just sit down." Mrs. Chen said.
"Yes." Zhang Zheng sat down obediently.
"Chunhong, serve soup."
"Yes."
Aunt Chunhong first served a bowl of soup for the old lady, and then another bowl for Zhang Zheng.
Looking at the bowl of soup in front of him, Zhang Zheng was very hesitant and didn't dare to start it.
"Nuzheng, don't be shy. Come, have some soup first." Mrs. Chen said with a smile.
"Young people don't dare to cross the line, there is a difference between respect and inferiority, please let the old lady eat first." Zhang Zheng said.
"You child is really sensible." Mrs. Chen showed a satisfied smile, picked up a spoon and took a sip. "Alright, drink it while it's hot."
"Thank you, old lady."
After seeing Mrs. Chen drink it, Zhang Zheng picked up the spoon and drank the soup with confidence.His stomach was already flattened.
"Don't just drink the soup, come and eat the vegetables."
"it is good."
I can't control that much anymore, let's fill my stomach first.This old woman should not be ruthless in her own house.Zhang Zheng thought to himself.
Not to mention, today's meal tastes really good.Zhang Zheng gradually lowered his vigilance.
Maybe this old woman just wants to have a meal with me?
"How does it taste?"
"If you go back to the old lady, it's delicious!"
"It's good, it's good." Mrs. Chen grinned wider and wider.
But Zhang Zheng, who only cared about eating, didn't pay attention to this.
Halfway through the meal, Zhang Zheng felt that his head was getting heavier and heavier, and his vision gradually became blurred.
Are you going to catch a cold?Zhang Zheng thought to himself.It's all because of that bastard Chen Shilei, who snatched my quilt and caused me to catch a cold.Forget it, the meal is almost done, let's go back and rest.
"Old lady, the little one suddenly felt a little—"
Before Zhang Zheng finished speaking, he collapsed on the table.
"Chunhong, go and make sure." Mrs. Chen's voice turned cold.
"Yes."
Chunhong patted Zhang Zheng's face, but the latter didn't respond at all.
"Back to the old lady, she has passed out."
"Very good. Come here, take this to the general's bedroom. A good show is about to begin." Mrs. Chen sneered.
Chen Shilei was stayed by Chen Yan for lunch and drank some wine.After lunch, it's not time.On the way back to the General's Mansion, he made a detour to buy a box of sweet-scented osmanthus cakes.Touching the house deed on his chest, the corners of Chen Shilei's mouth rose. He couldn't wait to go back and see Zhang Zheng's reaction.
---
After returning to the General's Mansion, Chen Shilei couldn't wait to rush to the bedroom.
"Slavery, I'm back."
Chen Shilei pushed the door and walked in with a smile on his face.
But, soon, the smile on his face turned into disbelief, and his smiling eyes also turned into indifferent tiger eyes.
His slave, his slave was lying on the bed, and beside him was also lying a **** man, and he was still hugging the slave.
The huge sense of humiliation, like a raging ocean wave, constantly stimulated his brain.
The sweet-scented osmanthus cake in Chen Shilei's hand slipped to the ground. With a livid face, he walked to the bed and stared at Zhang Zheng on the bed.
"Slave, Zheng." The emotionless words came out of Chen Shilei's mouth.
The dazed Zhang Zheng seemed to have heard Chen Shilei's voice, so he opened his eyes, ready to talk to him about how he made him catch a cold.
"Chen Shi—what the hell?!"
Zhang Zheng saw Chen Shilei with a gloomy face, and the naughty guard lying beside him.
"What the hell? Damn it, it was tricked by that old woman."
The guard who was awakened by Zhang Zheng's exclamation, after reacting, was so frightened that he didn't have time to put on his clothes, so he threw himself on the ground and knelt down to beg for mercy:
"General, this subordinate never did such a thing! This subordinate never did!"
Chen Shilei ignored him and threw him out of the room without saying a word.
"Nuzheng, do you have anything to say to General Ben?"
Looking at the blood on the bed, Chen Shilei sneered.
"Chen-Shi-Lei, I'll fuck your uncle!"
With that said, Zhang Zheng picked up the pillow and threw it at Chen Shilei.Originally, he wanted to throw it at his face, but seeing that face, he couldn't do it again.
Chen Shilei, who was soundly asleep, was awakened by the sudden collision, and opened his eyes with a confused expression.
"what happened?"
Chen Shilei rubbed his eyes, saw Zhang Zhengzheng looking at him angrily, and asked in puzzlement.
"What's wrong? Look at your body, and then at the bed!"
It was only then that Chen Shilei noticed that there were two quilts covering his body at some point.
"I don't know." He explained immediately.
"Chen Shilei, don't show me an innocent expression. I'm the most innocent, okay?"
"Then I'll return the quilt to you."
Chen Shilei threw the quilt on Zhang Zheng, stretched himself, and said:
"Slavery, help me change my clothes."
"Chen Shilei, you did it on purpose!"
Zhang Zheng removed the quilt from his body and said in an atmosphere.
"What am I doing on purpose?"
"You can't sleep on the bed, so you just trick me on purpose, don't you?"
"Just think what you like, I don't know anything anyway. Also, help me change my clothes quickly."
Although dissatisfied, Zhang Zheng honestly helped someone change clothes, tie a belt, and put on boots.
Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration.Chen Shilei, I have thought of a way to punish you.
"Chen Shilei, lower your head, I have something to tell you." Zhang Zheng said.
"What's wrong?" Chen Shilei followed suit.
"What I'm going to say is—"
Zhang Zheng slowly leaned his head close to Chen Shilei's ear, and then suddenly bit down on his neck, not hard enough, just enough to leave a tooth mark.
"what are you doing?"
Chen Shilei was startled, and his breathing became a little short.
"I'm sorry, I made a mistake. I wanted to tell the general that I was fine, but my hand slipped and I accidentally bit your neck."
Having said that, Zhang Zheng has no shame on his face.
"..."
Looking at the strawberry on Chen Shilei's neck, Zhang Zheng was very satisfied and thought:
Chen Shilei, let me see what you will do in court later.
"I, I'll go first."
Chen Shilei stammered.
"Let's go slowly, General~ I wish you a wonderful morning!" No wonder.
Zhang Zheng smiled and waved.
Zhang Zheng lay back on the bed, ready to sleep happily in his return sleep.It's just that he suddenly felt that Chen Shilei's face was a bit weird just now, how could anyone have such a red face so early in the morning?Could it be that the light problem is wrong?Forget it, who cares, it's important to sleep in my cage.
Chen Shilei was very depressed. He didn't know why his colleagues in the court kept staring at him with ambiguous eyes, and some even held back their laughter.It wasn't until after the imperial court, when chatting with the imperial brother Chen Yan in the imperial garden as usual, that I found out what was going on.
"Shi Lei, although you are relatively young and late to enlighten, you should be more restrained." Chen Yan said.
"Brother Huang, I don't understand what you mean."
"Stinky boy, don't play dumb with me." Chen Yan scolded with a smile.
"Brother Huang, I really don't know what you're talking about. Also, in the court today, why do my colleagues keep staring at my brother? Does Brother Huang know the reason?"
Chen Yan was stunned for a while, then laughed heartily and said:
"My silly brother. You go to the pool and have a look at your own neck."
Confused Chen Shilei walked to the side of the pool, saw the red tooth marks on his neck, suddenly realized, and smiled helplessly, knowing that there must be nothing good for that guy from Nuzheng to be abnormal.
"Brother Huang, I understand."
"It's good to know. I heard that you only dote on that male favorite in the mansion? That's not okay. The Chen family only has you as an offspring. You have to spread branches and leaves for the Chen family."
"this--"
"Sometimes it's just a matter of playing."
Chen Yan looked at Chen Shilei and said meaningfully.
Chen Shilei didn't speak, but clenched his hands tightly into fists.
Zhang Zheng fell asleep again until the sun was high.If Xiaoling hadn't come in to wake him up, he might have been able to continue sleeping.
"Xiaoling, let me sleep for a while." Zhang Zheng hugged the quilt and refused to get up.
"My lord, it's noon now. Get up quickly!" Xiaoling said.
"But I'm still sleepy."
"My lord, the more you sleep, the sleepier you become. You won't be sleepy when you get up and move around."
"I know, I know."
Under the persuasion of Xiaoling's bitter mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, Zhang Zheng finally got up.
After washing up, he heard someone outside the door announce that Mrs. Chen had summoned him.
Why did this old woman suddenly want to see me?
Although he was puzzled, Zhang Zheng simply arranged his clothes and followed the informant to Mrs. Chen's place.
Entering the main hall, Mrs. Chen sat tall and looked at Zhang Zheng with a smile on her face.
"I met Mrs. Chen." Zhang Zheng saluted.
"You don't need to be too polite. Sit down." Mrs. Chen said kindly. "Have you had lunch yet?"
"Back to the old lady, not yet."
"That's right, let's eat together. Chunhong, pass the order down and serve."
"Yes."
Sister Chunhong took the order and left.
"Well, old lady, little He Dehe can have lunch with you. Please don't bother old lady." Zhang Zheng hastily evaded.
Damn, who knows if it's a Hongmen Banquet?Will this old woman poison him in the dish?Or was he stabbed to death from the back by Chunhong Nanny while he was eating well?
"Nonsense. You've been 'serving' Shi Lei for so long, why can't you have dinner with me?" Mrs. Chen said with a smile.
"The old lady was joking. Serving the general is the responsibility of the little ones, and it's what the little ones should do." Zhang Zheng also said with a smile.
Chen Shilei, why the hell haven't you come back yet.
"Are you used to living with Shi Lei?"
"How can you not get used to it. The young one is just a slave. As long as the general gets used to the small one, he will get used to it."
"That's good. I was afraid that you would not get used to it, so I thought about whether to let Yu'er or Meijue take care of me."
"Mrs. Lao is worried."
???
What on earth is this old woman trying to do?
At this moment, Nanny Chunhong came back and whispered in Mrs. Chen's ear.
"Okay, Chunhong said that the food is ready. Let's go to the hall to eat."
"Old lady, I really don't dare to have dinner with you, it's rude." Zhang Zheng declined.
"It's all right. Let's go."
Mrs. Chen leaned on a cane and left first.
There was no other way, so Zhang Zheng had no choice but to follow.
When he arrived in the hall, seeing all kinds of dishes on the table, Zhang Zheng felt that this was a grand feast.
"What are you doing in a daze? Why don't you just sit down." Mrs. Chen said.
"Yes." Zhang Zheng sat down obediently.
"Chunhong, serve soup."
"Yes."
Aunt Chunhong first served a bowl of soup for the old lady, and then another bowl for Zhang Zheng.
Looking at the bowl of soup in front of him, Zhang Zheng was very hesitant and didn't dare to start it.
"Nuzheng, don't be shy. Come, have some soup first." Mrs. Chen said with a smile.
"Young people don't dare to cross the line, there is a difference between respect and inferiority, please let the old lady eat first." Zhang Zheng said.
"You child is really sensible." Mrs. Chen showed a satisfied smile, picked up a spoon and took a sip. "Alright, drink it while it's hot."
"Thank you, old lady."
After seeing Mrs. Chen drink it, Zhang Zheng picked up the spoon and drank the soup with confidence.His stomach was already flattened.
"Don't just drink the soup, come and eat the vegetables."
"it is good."
I can't control that much anymore, let's fill my stomach first.This old woman should not be ruthless in her own house.Zhang Zheng thought to himself.
Not to mention, today's meal tastes really good.Zhang Zheng gradually lowered his vigilance.
Maybe this old woman just wants to have a meal with me?
"How does it taste?"
"If you go back to the old lady, it's delicious!"
"It's good, it's good." Mrs. Chen grinned wider and wider.
But Zhang Zheng, who only cared about eating, didn't pay attention to this.
Halfway through the meal, Zhang Zheng felt that his head was getting heavier and heavier, and his vision gradually became blurred.
Are you going to catch a cold?Zhang Zheng thought to himself.It's all because of that bastard Chen Shilei, who snatched my quilt and caused me to catch a cold.Forget it, the meal is almost done, let's go back and rest.
"Old lady, the little one suddenly felt a little—"
Before Zhang Zheng finished speaking, he collapsed on the table.
"Chunhong, go and make sure." Mrs. Chen's voice turned cold.
"Yes."
Chunhong patted Zhang Zheng's face, but the latter didn't respond at all.
"Back to the old lady, she has passed out."
"Very good. Come here, take this to the general's bedroom. A good show is about to begin." Mrs. Chen sneered.
Chen Shilei was stayed by Chen Yan for lunch and drank some wine.After lunch, it's not time.On the way back to the General's Mansion, he made a detour to buy a box of sweet-scented osmanthus cakes.Touching the house deed on his chest, the corners of Chen Shilei's mouth rose. He couldn't wait to go back and see Zhang Zheng's reaction.
---
After returning to the General's Mansion, Chen Shilei couldn't wait to rush to the bedroom.
"Slavery, I'm back."
Chen Shilei pushed the door and walked in with a smile on his face.
But, soon, the smile on his face turned into disbelief, and his smiling eyes also turned into indifferent tiger eyes.
His slave, his slave was lying on the bed, and beside him was also lying a **** man, and he was still hugging the slave.
The huge sense of humiliation, like a raging ocean wave, constantly stimulated his brain.
The sweet-scented osmanthus cake in Chen Shilei's hand slipped to the ground. With a livid face, he walked to the bed and stared at Zhang Zheng on the bed.
"Slave, Zheng." The emotionless words came out of Chen Shilei's mouth.
The dazed Zhang Zheng seemed to have heard Chen Shilei's voice, so he opened his eyes, ready to talk to him about how he made him catch a cold.
"Chen Shi—what the hell?!"
Zhang Zheng saw Chen Shilei with a gloomy face, and the naughty guard lying beside him.
"What the hell? Damn it, it was tricked by that old woman."
The guard who was awakened by Zhang Zheng's exclamation, after reacting, was so frightened that he didn't have time to put on his clothes, so he threw himself on the ground and knelt down to beg for mercy:
"General, this subordinate never did such a thing! This subordinate never did!"
Chen Shilei ignored him and threw him out of the room without saying a word.
"Nuzheng, do you have anything to say to General Ben?"
Looking at the blood on the bed, Chen Shilei sneered.
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